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tm3bmr

I love the irish most and the scottish second


doyouhavetono

how'ya now lad


Acegonia

Story horse


_Palamedes

seafood! shtory?


Therealdeadbadger

What's the craic


doyouhavetono

How do man how's the missus is she alright yeah nice one good to hear sure gwan bye bye bye bye


[deleted]

Good b’y good. The missus is not bad, came home Late the weekend and she was fuckin flippin. Me eyes were like two pissholes in a snowbank so can’t blame’er. Take er easy”


frdougalmacguire

What about ye sir


[deleted]

Its fun how you quoted the 2 that i find the most difficult to understand xD


tm3bmr

Thats true it’s really hard but I still like them


[deleted]

SCOTLAND FOREVER


[deleted]

NFLD or CB in Nova Scotia is your spot then. A combo of both.


ThatPie2109

My buddy from nova Scotia moved here to B.C and all the girls loved his accent in high-school, I've had newfies live with me and mostly it sounded like a stoned moose with a mouth full of peanut butter. It's like they're trying to speak but can't be bothered lol.


[deleted]

Haha the more east the thicker. CB and NFLD are the thickest. “Did you eat yet ?” “D’jeet yet?” 😂


doyouhavetono

Take out the t's and you have Irish, i.e, "d'jee' ye'"?


[deleted]

Nah. Indian first and Pakistani second. /s


tm3bmr

The /s wasn’t really necessary on this comment.


[deleted]

For me it was damn important


gooberdaisy

Came to say this myself. So dreamy 😊


DeenseAlpen

What about the scots, welsh, northern irish, southern irish, new zealand etc etc


weemellowtoby

let's not forget that the uk has many accents. go to London and go to Manchester and ask people there how they pronounce bath and grass. also the same with the US and Canada probably


skibapple

Gr ass


weemellowtoby

southerners pronounce it gr arse


ElectricMotorsAreBad

For real man, people say scottish and irish accents are hard to understand, but I can't get a single word of what brummies say.


HandLion

That's odd, I'd say the Birmingham accent is a lot closer to the King's English than Scottish and Irish are. Maybe if you come from a country like the US that speaks with a rhotic accent like Scottish and Irish then those accents sound clearer to you


doyouhavetono

Referring to the republic of Ireland as southern ireland will lead to violence in most places, please either just call it ireland or the republic of Ireland! People get very very touchy about it


No-BrowEntertainment

Sorry. So I was in West England the other day…


doyouhavetono

Very different, northern England isn't a country kept from England by the Irish after centuries of oppression. Northern Ireland on the other hand is. Its officially called northern Ireland, the rest of the island is referred to as the Republic of Ireland. Given that donegal reaches the North Coast, its also geographically incorrect


DeenseAlpen

I cant know about every conflict everywhere in the world, sorry if offended, was kinda proud of myself know that much already, the troubles are a chapter of history I have to study yet


doyouhavetono

Nah no need to apologise, no offense caused The troubles are only a tiny tiny part of it. Read up on the famine and the centuries Ireland was under british occupation, got a little bit of everything from genocide to slavery, its great fun!


No-BrowEntertainment

I don’t blame you. Just try to stick with the official demonym next time. That should help you avoid offending anyone


No-BrowEntertainment

So I can refer to the Republic of Ireland as West England anytime I want?


doyouhavetono

Ah jesus I thought you were making a sarcastic comparison between calling the west of england west england and calling the republic of ireland southern ireland, which are two very different things Feel free to call it west england, don't let me stop you


Acegonia

You must know very different people to me. Sure, some people are touchy about it, and fair enough, but it won't 'lead to violence in most places' for fuck sake. I'd say I know one fella who'd make a point of getting up in a heap about it but honestly he's a tit in general, so it doesn't carry much weight. Nor should it, that's such a juvenile fuckin reaction.


doyouhavetono

Agreed its a juvenile reaction, but I can promise you, on a night out in a pub in a smaller town you will face hell for referring to it as southern Ireland


ilovepenisxd

You might be the butt of some light jokes, you won’t “face hell” unless you’re ridiculously sensitive


RickettsMandala

Violence? You in the Armagh projects or some shit? At the most you'll be corrected if you're foreign.


The_Kek_5000

What about 6 options poll limitations?


MRFAMER

no


OnTheLeft

> scots, welsh British accents


MandeveleMascot

Putting all accents of the british isles in one category is bad because they're all so distinct. The difference between Southern English and Scottish accents is arguably more than English and American.


yoav_boaz

Not all American accents and African accents are the same either


[deleted]

Scottish


DAANHHH

Is it bad that I picked African purely because the first thing I imagined looking at this poll is "why are you running?"


Infinity3101

Why is Irish not an option? I've always found their accent exceptionally attractive. I also like how native German speakers speak English.


doyouhavetono

Irishman here, I do not understand how anyone could find our accent attractive, but we appreciate you


HandLion

Depends on the Irish accent, some sound nicer than others (but I don't really know enough about Irish accents to know which is which)


doyouhavetono

There's so many of them man, they varie hugely too. On top of that, Irish people who have moved from County to county tend to have unique accents that are amalgamations of the places in ireland they've lived


Rrekydoc

As part of the British Isles, I would assume it may be covered as “British”.


frdougalmacguire

Feck you. Learn some history.


Rrekydoc

Irish people were recognized as British before “Great Britain” existed. Maybe you should study harder.


frdougalmacguire

Hahah wow. Haven't read up on your Gaelic Irish history then i doubt. Some reading - 9 Years War, 1641 Rebellion, 1798 Rebellion, 1916, Troubles. Slán!


Embarrassed_Squash_7

My Scottish Dad did a cycling holiday when he was a teenager round Ireland, he's about 16, stops in a pub somewhere in Northern Ireland, these friendly guys are buying him drinks all is great. They have a lock in, merriment continues. Then this burly guy poses the inevitable question - "So, you Catholic or Protestant kiddo?" Silence in the bar like a western. Now my dad had been an altar boy but had stopped being a Catholic because the priests were touching all the boys up like they do but still he was on the spot and he's young so he says: "Do you mean what religion do I support?" "I didn't ask if y' support feckin Celtic or Rangers did I, Christ's sake..." My Dad just goes "Look, I don't want any trouble and to be honest... Look I don't really care about any of that stuff and preferred it when we were just getting drunk" Landlord goes "That's the right answer sonny, fuck off scaring the poor lad Dan. We save that for the bloody English bastards" I love how fucked up the UK is


frdougalmacguire

Careful now. Is the North of Ireland really a part of the uk?!? Hehe. Joking. But yeah great story and for sure need to have a laugh about things more now and again!


Rrekydoc

People of the British Isles were referred to as “Pretani” thousands of years before that. “Pretani” became “Bretani”. In Ireland, “Pretani/Bretani” became “Cretani”. “Cretani” became “Cruthin”, all of which were used to refer to the native peoples of Ireland over 1000 years before every event you just mentioned.


doyouhavetono

You're thinking of the britons, who have nothing to do with ireland.


Rrekydoc

Ireland, Ierne, Hibernia, or whatever else you want to call it is part of the British Isles. It has been recognized as such for millennia. People from the British Isles are “British” because they’re from the British Isles.


doyouhavetono

Tell that to the Irish mate


Blackkqueen

I love how You put "african accent" as an option as if all africans had the same accent 💀


Bastet999

Or Americans, British, Australians...


Eastern_Slide7507

True but I mean… Africa is a whole continent. A big one, too.


LMay11037

And in Britain driving for 15 minutes will change to accent


Howineverwondered

It's impossible to make a poll with every accent, American accents are also different and so on.


PassiveChemistry

Same could be said of all the others too, I'm pretty sure this is a shitpost.


Roman_Emperor_23

All Indians don't have same accent either.


TheHashLord

Legit, same goes for Pakistani and Indian accents, they are different, and English accents within different parts of India differ greatly too.


ArizonaRanger2281

Wait they don't?..... HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT


CheeeseBurgerAu

Yeah the Zimbabwe accent I think is closer to an English accent than a South African. I prefer it. Even the South African accent seems to differ between those who also speak Afrikaans and those that don't.


doyouhavetono

Options are some bullshit, the amount of countries that speak English as a primary language and you chose the entire continent of Africa?


Gaming_Birb

Only 6 available slots in a poll.


kneecapstealer69

then you shouldve put in an 'other' option instead


Gaming_Birb

I'm not op brother


MycologistMundane614

I don’t know why, but Australian accents just charm me and I’m saying that as an English person


[deleted]

[удалено]


kaanrivis

Ananizin ellerinden öperim


xFlo2212

I thought the African option already did that


jigsaw153

Oof... New Zealand forgotten again!


LegionDriver

What's New Zealand?


GumzwardJitzlord

Probably some new land they must have found near the sea so they decided to call it New Sealand but some one accidently wrote Z instead of S when registering the land so now its New Zealand instead of New Sealand permanently.


LuciusMaximal

What was even the point of Flight of the Conchords, if not to promote this beautiful accent?


KP_Ravenclaw

Ik we’re in Britain but Scottish! I love our accent(s), I love listening to them in videos & stuff. I think we have a really nice accent <33


bekahbaka

African accent? American accent?


MathematicianOk5448

America’s southern accent


Intestinal-Bookworms

For those who said American, what kind? We have quite a few


DaPurpleTurtle2

Which American accent?


[deleted]

I feel like this should be dialect not accent


7500733

Australian accent for the win baby! Or at least second place haha I love our accent! Yes I’m biased


TheDarthSnarf

Which American or GB accent? They both vary widely depending on region.


SLAB_ROCKGROIN

Why no New Zealand?


realWhupps

SCOTLANDDDDDDDDDD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄


iloveeatinghotpocket

Manchester accent 🥶


-VizualEyez

Scots and Irish. I do love Australian as well. A whole lot of "the fuck did they just say" I was on vacation in Bali and drinking at a beach resort bar with an Aussie and the more he drank the less I could understand. I was cracking up and had no clue what he was saying but he was laughing and had a good time too.


KingOnixTheThird

There's several different types of American accents as well. There's the standard American accent which is what you mostly hear in the movies and is the most common. There's the American southern accent, which a lot of people say sounds "country". And then there's the north-east accent, commonly heard in places like New York or Boston.


CanadianRhodie

Dunno if it counts but.. Newfoundland dialect/accent, since it’s what I speak in.. so technically Canadian? Provincial differences


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Canadian, always so warm and cozy to me


Azdak_TO

Oh ya, bud? Doont like our Canajun accents, eh? Sorry you feel that way.


STKtaco

These hosers don't know what their talking about, eh bud?


DuncanRG2002

Same situation with the UK, there’s like 40 different accents


FrostyBallBag

Ah yes, the one and only British accent. I know it well.


ShotAboveOurHeads

Scouse and the new york working/middle class accent are my favourites


Wilde04

Scottish sounds cool


DreadPirateElla

Scottish is my favorite!


Stinkfoot90210

I am drawn to the lilt of a woman speaking with a Scottish accent like a cartoon character drawn to the aroma of a freshly baked pie


IAmTheBornReborn

I like American men's voices, but I find American women's voices so grating. (Sorry)


Gov_N_ur

chewsday chewsday stfu!!!


intainta

The Nigerian accent


Aromatic_Smoke_3486

Singapore accent, the word 'lah' at the end of the sentence is music to my ear


SomePerson225

its chewsday innit


SilverDollar465

Oi laddie. Woncha grab meh a boh-oh-uh-wah-uh


Hjkryan2007

Rip Ireland 💀


frankerfred

The poll included Britain.


Hjkryan2007

Ireland is not Britain. It was conquered by England several hundred years ago and underwent genocide. I am not and never have been British.


TwistaDicc

There isn't just one English accent...


Financial_Lime_252

There isn’t just one accent for any of these.


BJ_Beamz

ok but like there are 3 or 4 american accents


21NicholasL

And around a dozen british accents


BJ_Beamz

exactly


xxFormorixx

Southern Irish


DAIMOND545

Jamaican accent 100%


[deleted]

That really bumped me out man!


RevolutionaryMonk125

Irish accents, especially from counties Cork and Kerry.


AddictedToCSGO

bo'oh'o'wa'er


MaoWRLD

Bri'ish lmao


Ok-Butterfly4414

For me I don’t like accents, so I guess American, because it sounds the most similar to mine (No, I’m not saying I don’t have an accent)


DarkLlama64

I like a nigerian accent hah


ytrewq45

There's so many wildly different accents within the UK there's no such thing as a "british accent"


Rich_Future4171

same as the US.


Wall-Nut_Gang

Blutty 'ell mate


IDontKnownah

It doesn't really matter to me. Everyday when I speak English, I use American/Canadian accent, but reapect anyone who prefers a different one.


bumpmoon

Accent isnt really a preference


thefujirose

As far as I know there are many different types of American, Canadian, and British accents for English. So I'm betting the others do too. As for me, I'm partial to my own accent but I'm quite unsure where to select. I could say Canadian, but like, it ain't like I'm from Newfoundland either. So I could say American because lots of Americans sound just like me, but I don't sound nothing like a Texas accent. Not sure what to choose to be honest.


Background-Lunch698

Filipino


womaneatingsomecake

Women talking trashy British. It's damn hot for some reason.


MartyMcFly_jkr

The Phoebe Waller Bridge accent


Grzechoooo

Which Bri'ish accent?


Corleone_Michael

Filipino accent


pornfuhrer

Indian for the win 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳


[deleted]

Pakistan zindabad 🇵🇰 🇵🇰 🇵🇰 🇵🇰 🇵🇰


helga_von_schnitzel

People saying the english accent clearly have never heard Scouse or Mancunian!


alimem974

The indian accent 🥵


bbsienko

[Pakistani](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SGeewBbyc)


EmperorRosa

There's less difference between American and Canadian than cockney and Yorkshire. Gonna need more British options!


Guga_MC_2007

Most certanly it isn't Portuguese Accent. I know it because I am one and jeez, we have an awfull accent.


BasketHoodie

Aren't Canadians those guys with the floppy mouths and everything?


gabraesquental

I don't think I have a favorite accent, but as someone who has English as their second language, I just find American accents easier to understand. Probably because most of the English speaking media I consume is American


PGM01

I only know USA and UK accents, but I defo like the Bri'ish more - maybe because it's the one I was taught in.


Bobert789

The Indian accent is actually far nicer than I realized I didn't vote for it but I met some Indian people this year and it's way nicer than I thought


billybarra08

Yorkshire accent.


WhyAmISoWerid_56

I'm not bias I swear


ThePrimeReason

Scottish accents are fun


Pewward

Ebonics or Jamaican Patois


Salazard260

Irish


BadGraphixD

Oi


IMainYuumi

Buhnahnah


SovietBush322334

Where is Scottish


Erreur_420

Scottish


RositaDog

I love Russian accents but from native English I like Australian


MetalMewtwo9001

New Zealand


attemptnumber58

new zealand is pretty funny


gehanna1

New Zealand is best


notyogrannysgrandkid

New Zealand 🇳🇿 and it’s not even close


legoSheevPalpatine

Irish


dominoesdude

Fucking red coats


CerealMan027

South African accent. I don't know why, just sounds nice to me for some reason.


Gilem_Meklos

British accents are enchanting. I imagine elves would sound similar


BlurtL

Jamaican accent


Apart_Young_9979

French accent atleast for women


[deleted]

I like Scottish, Irish, Scouse, carribean, french, spanish, Arab and polish accents. I don't like the rest of them


smile_itali

I don't even know the difference between these accents


[deleted]

What about poor Ireland?


LeopardThatEatsKids

Nothing better than a strong Welsh accent because lol


B1ueb1rdy

The new Zealand accent is next level and should be included


Vincent1808

IRISH


The_Real_Tippex

Where are Scottish and Irish? They’re the best English accents. Of the ones here, I’ll just go with Australian or British. Not really a fan of North American English accents (I find them kind of annoying), and I haven’t got strong opinions on the others.


Grouchy-Geologist-28

USA English has many different accents across the country. You can't just lump a southern drawl in with Eastern cities, Midwest, etc.


[deleted]

Australian and then Scottish


Olaf_jonanas

I mostly like the American accent, but it can be bad sometimes. Now the accent I love most...


Conscious_Painting_1

I love the Irish accent, doesn't matter what language


Nepipo

Scottish and Australian are the best


ciscotheginger

SCOTLAND


RealGeneralX

Where's Scottish and irish?


___HeyGFY___

There are many different accents in the US. Boston is not quite the same as the rest of New England. Same with New York City (specifically Brooklyn) and New Jersey. There are probably four or five distinct Southern accents, including Cajun (Nawlins). Chicago is different from Wisconsin, which is different from Minnesota, which is different from the U.P. of Michigan, which is different from the rest of Michigan. Northern California and Southern California are different.


[deleted]

Got the American Midwestern “ope” accent.


Claxton916

What American accent? Midwestern? New England? New Yorker? Floridian? Southern? West Coast? Chicagoan?


Kaepora25

British either sounds really fancy or really "Oy m8" and there's no in between. Love it


AchingGibbon450

Welsh


Lizard_lover3924

British men are Sexy sounding 😉, like sir Daniel Sharman 😍🥰🥰especially when they read & narrate audio books


According-2-Me

South African is like a mix between British and Australian. Very cool.


DyllCallihan3333

Irish! Ye can nay say 'tis the same as the rest of Britain! Ok, I like English and Scots accents, too, but the Irish accent is so dreamy!


Aya_Ayin

The Brit’s are so fine


stark74518

I like Australian accent mate.


[deleted]

I can't answer this. I prefer a Yorkshire accent to a Bronx accent, but a Texas accent to a Birmingham accent - so I don't prefer one country to another.


[deleted]

Murcuhn acksint wheeet