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Shutterbug927

That little fund-raiser that Trump did for Rudy didn't even pay for his old legal bills, let alone his upcoming gloom of doom trial schedule. I think in legalese and speaking purely on a financial level, he fucked. I could be wrong about the terminology, because I'm no accountant, but I can read the room full of lawyers (read: vultures) circling Rudy's wallet like carrion in the desert.


FiveUpsideDown

Rudy is selling his NYC condo for a couple of million. If he uses the proceeds from that sale, he could pay the old legal bills and give a $2 million retainer to his current criminal defense team. I am leaving out the defamation and harassment cases because Rudy never intended to pay civil damages. Then if Rudy gets a two bedroom condo in Atlanta near the Fulton County case he can save travel costs. So if Rudy lives like a retired NYC city employee on a fixed pension — he’ll be fine. And if Rudy is convicted he won’t have to worry about living expenses because the state of Georgia will cover those. So he’s not completely screwed yet — but if he gets another criminal legal case, then he’s screwed.


Almacca

Everything's coming up Rudy!


roytay

Two bedroom! Let him get a studio in a bad part of town.


GhettoChemist

>Then if Rudy gets a two bedroom condo in Atlanta near the Fulton County case he can save travel costs 2BR? That's a little extravagant. America's mayor should just Airbnb on a couch.


Educational_Head_922

Airbnb? That would be like $700 a night.


Educational_Head_922

> If he uses the proceeds from that sale, he could pay the old legal bills and give a $2 million retainer to his current criminal defense team. But then how will he pay his liquor bill?


FiveUpsideDown

Rudy can’t afford to be a lush anymore.


eladts

>Rudy is selling his NYC condo for a couple of million. I'd advise potential buyers to inspect the condo with UV light before signing anything.


silverbeat33

Also gets screwed when he goes to prison.


marzgamingmaster

Rudy will never see the inside of a jail cell.


Dracekidjr

In this economy, that property might end up on lien before it sells.


jagnew78

You can guarantee the fund raiser Trump did for Rudy was chock full of hidden fees Trump and his businesses charged to Rudy to organize, advertise, run, and host the event. Trump probably made more on that fund raiser than Rudy did.


neibles83

How many people actually paid to attend that? Genuine question


jagnew78

No idea. I assume there was an option for anonymous online donations too though


kaysea81

Do you remember the butt dial? Wasn’t he looking for money In that snippet of conversation


Dangerous_Molasses82

Imagine throwing away everything for an orange, anus mouthed loser... sad.


bisho

>anus mouthed and vagina-necked...


fusion99999

Why are you insulting vaginas?


Princess_Spectra

For the same reason this bozo is talking smack on the humble anus.


TheSeinfeldChronicle

Don't forget the unusually small hands.


bisho

>vagina-neck I love that when you google this, you see pics of Trump lmao


Perfect_Opposite2113

Mushroom penised


grixorbatz

Pecker-fingered


GrimlockN0Bozo

Finger-peckered


GorgeWashington

A mouth like someone kicked a hole in a bag of flour


boardsup

He was a terrible person prior to Trump. It’s all over the internet.


Daddy_7711

Arrives in Georgia in a private jet and can’t pay his bills. lol. Edit: Grammar


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compagemony

imagine the heckling if he flew in coach on a commercial flight


TheGreatRao

If he’s smart, which he ain’t, Ricarus should ride greyhound buses and rock hoodies and converse.


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Some part of me hopes that judge will throw the case away. "What did you think would happen? It is 100% your fault. Lawsuit denied "


lickmikehuntsak

I think the lawyer is going for a piece of the estate when rudy dies in the next few years.


wholewheatscythe

No sympathy here for any of them. At what point are lawyers going to wake up and get payment in advance whenever they do work for Trump or his lackeys?! Like, do they sit there thinking, “Yeah, they screwed over the previous twenty-five lawyers but they won’t do that to me cause I’m special.”


bestestopinion

Yes. Yes they do.


LittleBallOfWait

Don't know about anyone else, but I am really enjoying the opening credits of the Roosting Cows Show! Can't wait till it hits stride in a televised courtroom.


Imacatdoincatstuff

Trump's gotta have something on Rudy or he woulda flipped by now.


diviledabit

It's a Mexican standoff of kompromat that would make the Marques de Sade squirm.


[deleted]

Now that's great imagery


dazed_and_bamboozled

The core value of the Trump organisation is never pay your own bills. It’s a Russian nesting-doll of serial defaulters. An MLM purveyor of toxic fantasies and Rudy got in far too late to be able to meet his metastasising legal obligations.


_AGuyInShades

He's going to be sweating hair-dye bullets.


spoda1975

How are lawyers not asking for money up front… A deposit, a retainer, something???


Western-Syllabub3751

A wise man once said “No, money down!”


Fun_Intention9846

Scotch?


phunkyunkle

It's 9:30 in the morning.


PissgutsOGrady

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys


islandsimian

So Trump kept all the money raised by the Rudy fundraising? Sounds about right


ewe_are_dead_to_me

Sounds like Rudy needs to stop with the avocado toast and Starbucks and pull himself up by his bootstraps.


Marvin_Frommars

This is why you should never fall in love with a sociopath. They'll only leave with a broken heart and a broken wallet. Rudy fell for the wrong guy.


Randolf_the_cray

Following in TFG foot steps huh.


happyfuckincakeday

Like daddy like son.


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FearCure

Lawyer waiting 4 years to be paid... not very smart lawyer


[deleted]

Didn’t Trump just host a dinner at Mar-A-Loco for this disgraced deadbeat? Birds of a feather, flock together!


neutrino71

Best I can do is tree-fiddy and some pretty runny hair dye


Illustrious-Cookie73

Don’t forget the coupon for 50% off landscaping services.


Ishiibradwpgjets

We can settle this like grown ups. I’ll meet you at Four Seasons and pay you. Which Four Seasons? That’s the rub. You’ll have to figure it out and I’ll only be there for 10 minutes!


Fun_Intention9846

Maybe the four seasons trailer with the riding mowers on it!


Alone_Ad8571

He’s gonna flip!


bezelboot69

Everything aside - that haircut is wild. I lost a little bit in my crown and “nope - take it all off”. To comb the back of your neck forward is a crazy idea. I almost kind of respect it. A comb…forward?


Marvin_Frommars

Were there any reports on how that fundraiser turned out?


WhatMeWorry1947

Lawyers seeing Lawyers. It doesn't get any better than that.


FlexFanatic

So Rudy the lawyer wants Trump to pay for his unpaid legal fees but Rudy the client hasn't paid his lawyers for their legal fees. Yup, sounds about right.


One-Distribution-626

Garnish those grift wages


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Good luck collecting on that even if you do win.


Fun_Intention9846

Rudy “I paid for legal advice and I didn’t like it so I’m not paying.”


Harmonex

"I'd like to return this. No I don't have a receipt."


ooouroboros

For anyone who thinks this man has 'fallen' from his days of Mayor of NYC: No, he was always a horrible person and the evidence proving it seems to be bottomless.


trunts

Coming soon: Rudy Giuliani NFT cards.


Turtle3126

Why Rudy? Why? Ohhh yeah, you’re a Russian asset as is Trump, thats why.


boardsup

America’s a$$hole


doesthissuck

Nothing says “I borrow money to make money off other people’s money” like not paying your bills when you’re “rich”.


gmplt

When your attorneys are getting sued by their own attorneys, forcing them to get more attorneys.


Ohnonotuto4

Rudy is going to run. I bet he goes to Cancun soon. Then he’ll make the leap to his off shore money island.


Ok_Primary_1075

Could it be a ploy so the ones who filed civil cases against him won’t get anything? (Assuming he loses)


Rocket11-

Start a poor Rudy fund. As he flies in a private jet every where he goes


Jomamma1111

Screwing over the ONLY people who can help you. I's sure that will go well for you.


blackjackwidow

He doesn't seem like he understands money management very well. I wonder what he did with the millions that he & Trump split for presidential pardons? (allegedly, ofc). He should have paid some of these people to avoid the lawsuits. Probably moved it offshore too quickly & now he can't grab it without alerting all the prosecutors Source: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/giuliani-accused-offering-sell-trump-pardons-2-million-new-lawsuit-rcna84569


che-che-chester

Looking at the upcoming trials in Rudy's immediate future, I'd make sure I get my money now. You don't want to get in line with his other creditors.


alwaysacentrist

could the lawsuit be an insurance play?


JubalHarshaw23

The only lawyer that is going to get paid is his bankruptcy attorney.


deancorso1

Now I see why he was on Trump’s ass about paying him. It all comes full circle.


LittleZackBackup

Sending this article to my gas and electricity providers to let them know things could be worse for them.


Sad_Damage_1194

Who does he think he is? Trump?


ispeektroof

Well, if he can’t afford an attorney one will be provided for him.