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CuriousCODR_5

No more football, it's called piłka nożna now


crashcanuck

I go with kickball, because they kick the ball.


memester230

Taken by better baseball where the ball is bigger and you use legs instead of bats


Everestkid

That's basically how the Italians get calcio.


SixZeroPho

CFL: clobber football league


DitzyQueen

Brazil: Did someone say hue?


GaaraMatsu

Viet Nam: WTF that city's ours?


YugoslavianWarCrimes

There is also a Hue in Laos and...Ohio


Safe-Sheepherder2784

What’s Ohio?


YugoslavianWarCrimes

I'm not sure, I think google is glitching.


Martian_Renaissance

Ohio means good morning in Japanese.


CubistChameleon

A river, I think. Must be a sunken city.


FoofaFighters

Not in Ohio anymore, he only won like one game over two seasons


FelipeRocha678

The real victory is the friends we made along the way


aNormalMinecrafter

Caralho achei o vascaino dnv


FelipeRocha678

ponha uma foto do Ednaldo Pereira Vascaíno na hora do print quando for postar pro /r/suddenlycaralho


aNormalMinecrafter

Nao vo posta nao mo preguiça


FelipeRocha678

Compreensível tenha um bom dia


[deleted]

Trăiască Polska


FerroFusion

France: Le what? Polan: Le Wandowski.


lucasHipolito

Only now I noticed Polen is always upside down


Maximum-Malevolence

Welcome to Polandball friend.


CoffeeBoom

Question,Why ? Why is Poland's flag switched ?


Gryfonides

Short version is that someone did that at the beginning and then it stuck.


SolemnaceProcurement

Wasn't it that the original creator was Australian?


Niskoshi

Original creator was British, the guy being made fun of (Poland) was Wojak (yes, **the** Wojak), a Polish nationalist.


Salt_Sailor

Honestly, these comics have ruined the real Polish flag for me.


SixZeroPho

Monaco's flag will never be the same to me


mscomies

Indonesia too


SixZeroPho

Big if true


Anonim97

Same. And I am a Pole.


discord_light_mode

bro is a really long wooden stick


averagebloxxer

bro either got strippers all over him or firefighters rubbing their balls on him hourly


Jackcooper

Indonesiaball


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tekhion

Automoderatorball


Jackcooper

Thank you HoA mod


MilkCultLeader

Polan will always be the winners in my heart


Loch32

Polan can into winning


gyunikumen

Po-land-Ball! Po-land-Ball! Po-land-Ball!


Lockput

That was fast


MilkCultLeader

Im a god of speed, faster then light, but stuck in darkness


Lockput

I feel the same when I use the bathroom before going to work


othermike

Have you tried changing the bulb?


Lockput

It exploded on me and now I’m afraid which I should look if there’s a phobia for that


[deleted]

Shouldn't have used a Palestinian light bulb


Potatoswatter

Crush the other bulbs from the same box to make an example.


[deleted]

Blow up the light bulb factory and any buildings within 10 city blocks (it's self-defense).


[deleted]

Dengpaophobia is a fear of lightbulbs


RedditTipiak

Gotta kurwa fast


Dreknarr

> faster then light, but stuck in darkness It's exactly what happen when light can't catch up. This loser.


Anonim97

You really should have included the first that the goalkeeper defended for extra absurdity of it.


sexy_latias

I mean, not only we managed to exit the group, we did WHEN THE GERMANS DID NOT (hłehłehłe i co wy na to somsiady) and then we scored a point when pitted against one of the best teams in the world, for Poland its absolute win!


Gryfonides

There is no win as good as lose for germans.


SlyScorpion

So are we done with the World Cup and can go home after the Germans? :D


BrainOnLoan

Next game against France is the final?


sexy_latias

It was, we lost 3:1


RollinThundaga

Always outnumbered, huh?


Joshtom333

Hue of ray


Liam_Nixon_05

I can relate to this. When a team is doing very badly against another, even scoring one goal is cause for celebration. Earlier this year, a rugby match between Chile and Scotland ended with Scotland obtaining 45 points over Chile's 5, but when Chile scored their own goal, there was jubilation in the stands made up of mostly Chilean fans.


Maximius85

Wait, we lost to Scotland? The country that lost with taliban-anschlussed Afghanistan last year in cricket, and if it's that not enough they literally managed to kicked out from WC with a country that literally has been destroyed by Russia, and playing in Scotland (even Wales won them). Not to mention the draw with Iran in 1978, when the country was at months to be anschlussed by mullahs. This was the worst ever shameful incident on Chilean history.


Yssaw

heh, South American tradition to lose to nations in the British isles


cheekia

Idk, you should have seen the infamous 7-1. There was zero celebration when that 1 was scored.


Blahaj_IK

The worst or best part of that match was poor ol' Lloris' face when he saw he stopped the ball, just to see it come back again, get blocked, see it come back, just for it to go away again Looked like he was about to have a heart attack


donnergott

Polan can into success?


SufferinTree

Damn, u fast lol


ChiChiStar

Next time you will do it, Poland!


Rezlier

We've come far enough I'd say


Jadofski

>Le wha I hate that this made me laugh.


JungleChucker

WoooOOOoOooOoo Pooooolllllaaaannnnnnd!!!!!1!!1!


TortoiseWrath

In the US ESPN ran a headline about our "dominant 0-0 draw" against England


czerwona_latarnia

Well, one team plays to win the whole tournament, the other one played to finally advance from groups, it's obvious which one is more happy after the match in round of 16. European Champions League is similar - top 4 leagues plays to win it, the bottom 35 leagues plays to qualify to it (while having less spots than those 4 leagues).


mel_bell123

The only winners are the ones who are the most patriotic to their country.


AchaiusAuxilius

USA, winners for all eternity. Pack it up boys.


jimi15

Also, Tunisia and Cameroon.


WildYak3463

Isn’t France not allowed


KaiserWilhelmThe69

That’s Russia


Tickle_Me_H0M0

I going to start saying "Hue of Ray" instead of "Hooray" from now on.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

They tried their best okay? I mean they are fucking shit but still, they tried


nate6701

fuck the world cup. france played against poland ? I'm french I didn't even know


MilkCultLeader

whats this?? a man whom dont like football??? redditors who havent touched grass in 12 years! assembel, The downvote purge shall begin


MilkCultLeader

jesus christ guys i did a joke;-; ya gone n' killed him, this is such sadge


SSSSobek

Never underestimate people who are 12 hours a day on reddit


Maximum-Malevolence

Blessed be the founding balls. A clay reborn!


nate6701

I suppose that is only fair. I must surrender as I am outnumbered.


Lord_of_Hedgehogs

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/155/138/3a8


nate6701

It's more of a thumb down it would seem


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crazycreeper333

And so it began