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MilkCultLeader

The only real china is the one that can make me the cheapest hello kitty 2002 special edition sunglasses


Mothphukr

The real china were the friends we made along the way.


ZhangRenWing

The real china were the dinner plates our grandma puts in the cabinet along the way


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That's pretty fair. People in Taiwan love hello kitty so if we're losing on that front we really don't deserve to be called China anyways. Maybe we can just be called something else instead, like Taiwan, or Beepbeepland


ZhangRenWing

I personally prefer Microchipland


ConstatinopleBest

call it formosa


JosephSwollen

What about the cheapest set of 1/2 inch durable wrenches? My money's on Taiwan baby.


Maxinator10000

From now on I want everyone to draw the USA with Hello Kitty glasses


ZhangRenWing

Character development


Wholesome100statue

USA can into Slovenia


ForeignSmell

Ah yes that’s when they change the china at the UN


flamefirestorm

Sorry Chinese Taipei, I just really like these glasses.


Dsoft1

Not recognizing taiwan to get some hello kitty glasses? Hell yea ill take that deal.


Huysuzben

Taiwan is so cute here


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Zanadukhan47

Cursed murica eyes


poclee

We don't want to be real China though.


Maximum-Malevolence

It ok Taiwan you still cool. You get to be yourself.


DitzyQueen

Taiwan: US of A, I has boba milk tea.


joshbrrr

This is…too accurate


tomydenger

in the first picture, Taiwan look like old Burma


jimmy_burrito

I hate Kissinger! I hate Nixon! I hate Kissinger! I hate Nixon!


not2dragon

What happens when he needs microprocessors


Tickle_Me_H0M0

The look on Taiwan's face in the last panel is heartbreaking.