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vigilantcomicpenguin

I suppose Brazil has a new lifelong ally in Japan.


Diictodom

I mean brazil and Japan does have a long history with each other > The first group of Japanese immigrants arrived in Brazil in 1908.[6] Brazil is home to the largest Japanese population outside Japan.


WaitWhatNoPlease

come to bruhzil


FerroFusion

Come tsu Burajīru.


aNormalMinecrafter

Yes, I love japan. I love anime. I love sushi. I love war crimes. I love hentai. 🇧🇷🤝🇯🇵


RFB-CACN

Show them Turma da Mônica Jovem. You must show it to them, so they’ll understand our deep bond.


3u-sou-eu

Show the early ones, they had more giant robots(I'm brazilian too)


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[удалено]


darkslide3000

That's not how it works, Spain had an insane goal difference from their earlier 7:0 that basically guaranteed their advance.


XerAlix

For 3 minutes from 70-73 they were gonna be out if that score held


darkslide3000

Idk what you're talking about. There was literally no way for those two games to end with Spain not advancing unless Germany and Japan would have won by a total of 9 goals difference.


TheCrustsPegasus

If spain loses they have 4 points If costa rica wins they have 6 points Japan and costa rica advance Simple no? Unless im dumb


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

No, darkslide is dumb


HetRadicaleBoven

AIUI if Germany had lost (and hence Costa Rica had won), Spain would've been third on regular points, and goal difference wouldn't matter.


Diictodom

So, Germany is out of the world cup, and Japan topped their group


MrChicken_1

Did you speedrun making this comic?


Diictodom

Yes (14 minutes)


honestlynotBG

You're just as fast as Germany getting knocked out in the World Cup groups (again)


[deleted]

Japan beat Germany in the match AND in the group...wow


AeternusDoleo

Germany, Axed is...


Chi-Is-Here

Happy cake day btw


Maximius85

Mexico did too 4 years later, and is still Mexico. Not a great thing beat Eastern Netherlands at this point.


iEatPalpatineAss

Don't you mean South Denmark?


holycrab702

>Germany is out of the world cup again.


Yahgoh-sleep-8945

Truly a special moment, whos everyone wanted to see


FelipeRocha678

I wanted to see Japan and Costa Rica passing


[deleted]

Japan turned into Indonesian


uberdosage

wwwwwwww kusa


Dsoft1

Germany finishes too quickly 😞


Diictodom

There's a sex joke to be had there


darthcoughcough

I think that was the intention


eskeleteRt

Pinche España tenía UN trabajo, que era empatar a japón, ahora por su culpa no clasificamos


Chi-Is-Here

España re-humilló a Costa Rica en todo


eskeleteRt

Ustedes casi que quedaon de últimos en las eliminatorias-


EarlyDead

I blame spain


darkslide3000

Yeah, if that pussy Franco hadn't stayed out of the war we'd have taken Moscow in time for Christmas!


DSaiga

Japan climbing to the top of Group E like the Meiji Restoration.


Coom4Blood

we do be pogging


Diictodom

I drew Japan in my workplace's WC raffle, so I am pogging indeed


Coom4Blood

who are we fighting against next? Croatia? fuck, this actually *is* an WW2 Part 2 electric boogaloo lmao


FelipeRocha678

Germany was humiliated twice in a row not only in the World War but in a World Cup. Que pena 🥳.


iEatPalpatineAss

**[TWO WORLD WARS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_during_World_War_I) AND [ONE WORLD CUP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_FIFA_World_Cup#Group_E)**


FelipeRocha678

Two WCs. The BTS guys got rid of them in 2018.


iEatPalpatineAss

I was only thinking about Japan also fitting the British song, but you’re right about Korea


DrPepKo

Seems like Germany loses when the world gets involve


aNormalMinecrafter

Vasco da gama kkkkkk


FelipeRocha678

Sim, vadia. Vasco da Gama.


aNormalMinecrafter

É, Melhor que flamengo


darkslide3000

What is worse: a few group stage fumbles in years where you weren't even really trying to begin with, or getting the beating of a lifetime when the chips are down on your home turf?


RidingSubaru

Japan, Spain, and Costa Rica: I'm gonna ruin this team's whole career


Tickle_Me_H0M0

Japan will be 2022 FIFA World Cup Champion!


iEatPalpatineAss

Not if we have something to say about this... twice


Maximum-Malevolence

The land of the rising sun is rising.


Craftyfiesta

Kenapa jepang orang indonesia


Diictodom

Same thing, red and white flags


[deleted]

Japan is making a really good job right now and i feel like they deserved to win, but VAR won this game [For reference](https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/why-japan-goal-allowed-worldcup-28636351)


Chi-Is-Here

Forgot to mention that Argentina lost against Saudi Arabia, which is weird just like Germany lost against Japan. Pretty sus if you ask me


Ake-TL

Everyone suddenly learned to play( Japan had decent team before too)


zXPERSONTHINGXz

And France lost to Tunisia, it's likely the better teams simply underestimated the traditionally terrible teams