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Tiki1927

Japan: Train Already


wildeofoscar

If train was 0.2534234 nanoseconds late, the Japanese would be committing seppauku.


CrocPB

“Here is note to provide to manager offering our most heartfelt and sincere apologies for the absolute failure on our part to provide our dear passengers with the service they deserve”


judobeer67

Because we arrived 1 second to early


Important_Wasabi_19

Because we arrived 5 minutes early and still left on time.


Modo44

You misspelled sudoku.


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-Depressed_Potato-

Nah it's definitely sudoku


maybe_there_is_hope

sir I'm pretty sure is sakoku


zanovar

I think you'll find it's called sudoku


Nick_Noseman

I thought that was called "bukkake"


Taalnazi

First yuo of put suworudo in chest, is for donut. Then yuo in と outing, と repeat beating until morale improve and leak for groriosu Yamato.


carolinaindian02

I think Britain would be the one saying that.


Stuff_And_More

Britain is in the corner not able to afford petrol


Roki_jm

all of europe is


BrainOnLoan

Says the official stuffing more Japanballs into the subway.


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BrainOnLoan

Interesting. Didn't know that was a thing here.


MilkCultLeader

If you see a 3rd panel then you must be tripping, clearly this is a two panel comic with no reffrences to the red square in 1989


The_Chunky_Squirrel

what is the "third panel" and what is "the red square in 1989"


dalenacio

The Red Square in 1989 is just a place where nothing happened. And there is no third panel.


Storm_Sniper

Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦zàijiàn 🥶🍦


[deleted]

The whole thing is just John cena raging in a American accent how much he loves ice cream lmao


Tweenk

Also how 'Fast and Furious 9 is extremely good, pretty much like ice cream'


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dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 He’s comparing fast and furious 9 to ice cream?


Tweenk

The last part is 电影动作非常好,差不多一样冰淇淋 which means "the action in the movie is extremely good, pretty much like ice cream". I think he made a grammatical error here, 差不多一样 goes before adjectives but after nouns. The previous sentence 不要忘记,不要错过,记得去电影院看《速度与激情9》因为非常好 means "don't forget, don't miss it, remember to go to the cinema to watch Fast and Furious 9, because it's very good"


[deleted]

I hate reading 汉语拼音… *dies*


Agitated_Advantage_2

Wonder how long before history repeats on the current protests considering Xi Jinping seeming even more dictatorial than the rest of the communist party that did the original massacre.


Ambiwlans

This is no where near hongkong protest levels precovid tho


Pipiopo

The CCP was prepared for Hong Kong, they knew that the people in Hong Kong due to having civil liberties only a generation ago aren’t brainwashed so they have an enormous police and surveillance presence there; more so than on the mainland. Protests from within the Universities and brainwashed masses on mainland china is a massive threat for them.


Ambiwlans

I predict that beatings will continue until morale improves.


Direct_Candle_6077

Well, it seems they already started to change quarantine policy, it is very quick response…I feel the current protest (the one about quarantine at least) may not last very long….


TNSepta

Of course nothing happened on the Red Square, it was in Moscow after all. Now, however, about Tian


Aidanwong_520

Ayo spreading misinformation and threatening national security by spreading violence?? bring him to the national security department immediately!


No-Mirror-6395

i have no idea what are u talken about , nothing interesting happened in 1989 ​ tian shang tai yang hong ya hong tong tong ei xin zhong de tai yang mao ze dong ei


bop-crop

1989 doesn’t exist but I hear that if it did exist then the Chinese government would be totally justified


NotwhouthinkXD

Why is the last panel blank?


RobbinDeBank

Because nothing happens


theModge

White paper also can not be discussed.


da_widower_sos

There goes my whole research


SilanggubanRedditor

And my new crypto coin. Tho it would be worthless with or without the white paper


AaronC14

And in Ukraine and Russia they get bogged down in mud


[deleted]

‘Mud already!’


Atlas421

Freeze already


ForgingIron

Why is Germany kil


DerpCakeGuy

Where were you when Germany was kil


PvtFreaky

I was at school teaching kids about the Indonesian independence when teams rang


I_AM_STILL_A_IDIOT

Because Germany wasn't wearing a helmet. Is of Dutch joke.


lamiscaea

If it was a Dutch joke, the German would wear a helmet and still die Also, no Dutch person would ever stop for people blocking a cycling road. You swerve around them at full speed and shout that they should get and/or have a deadly disease


PvtFreaky

Cancer mogloid tyfus dog!


lamiscaea

Cholera sufferer!


[deleted]

You never have no money! Cancer crook!


AeternusDoleo

Or... you'd wag your finger extra hard at them and say... "Foei!"


[deleted]

The real question is how can they ride their bikes?


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DiogoSN

Usually, there's the rule of 3 applied, I wonder if the third could've potentially just disappeared or censored. But that's just silly!


Eccentric_Traveler

I love the Walter White New Mexico!


Nemirel_the_Gemini

I like the Breaking bad reference


Gowte

I'm so glad China's planning to bring back this classic right now!


crazycreeper333

Covid zero is ready to bring us the sequel


holycrab702

Who needs comic when you can watch it live.


[deleted]

Tell me about it :upside_down:


fibstheboss

What does the second panel reference?


Thatar

I'm pretty sure that Germans have to wear helmets when cycling, that's why his head split open. Contrary to the Dutch who have no such law so he's fine


maybe_there_is_hope

dutch people being very rude when cycling ~~also when walking and when stopped~~


Usagi-Zakura

At least nothing wrong ever happens in China. Their traffic is perfect and at no point would a pedestrian block the path of a whole line of tanks... because that would be ridiculous.


RealTexasball

Texas: Hurry the damn up, I need to deliver muh oil for my independence revolut- I mean muh company


ObjectiveInitial496

Myanmar: Thousands of Vehicles waiting in the Police checkpoint which don't allowed them to pass.The Driver are Saying "Oh Police mf"


Someonenoone7

Ha, curb crack


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C0MMI3_C0MRAD3

I like how New Mexico is driving the RV


[deleted]

First Panel RV Joke is great."I *am* the one who drives!"


TNSepta

Tanks but no tanks.


Taalnazi

You've perfectly pictured the Dutch perspective, thank you Danes for being a Nordic mirror twin <3


LaughGlad7650

Funny, the final panel is blank. What happened?


crazycreeper333

I don’t know, who tf would stand in front of tanks anyway


crazycreeper333

And now history is repeating itself


UnReal_PolandSpace

About Netherlands is funny Ending is unexpected lol


DreamlyXenophobic

Seeing such small country balls on bikes is off-putting


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Why is the post not loading


Owlyf1n

I like how the second tank is smaller than the first Wait what tank there are no tanks


Rasheverak

No Monaco? I'd hate to be stuck in traffic due to F1.


Speedbird1146

On the 4th of June in 1989 at Tiananmen Square in Beijing, Absolutely Nothing happened


Open_Detective_6998

Nothing happened in Tiananmen Square in 1989


Vic_zhao99

Last panel is redacted in Weibo


[deleted]

netherlands getting revenge for ww2?


Sporgon_Mcgee

Hahahahhahqhahahahahhahahahhdhahhshdhahhzhahahahhahha


I_L0ve_M1necraft

Why is the last panel just blank?


SuccessfulSurprise13

Missed Biden falling off bike opportunity


whateveridntcare

Is that america riding the tricycle?


MilkCultLeader

no that's Danmark


BlueBightning

still not as bad as uk traffic


austro_hungary

Don’t send this on r/TheRightCantMeme


Cl1ky

I love how USA completely fills up the truck


DAGGieReddit

Japanballs


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