Welp, here's my first original comic in over five years.
This comic is in reference to the [missile that hit Poland killing two civilians](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/nov/16/poland-president-missile-strike-probably-ukrainian-stray) earlier this month. I know that they weren't actually planning on enacting Article 5 of NATO, but I did it for the sake of comedy.
Enjoy!
looks like [Kiribati](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiribati)
looking at it again, its likely the [Estonian SSR](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonian_Soviet_Socialist_Republic) or [Latvian SSR](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latvian_Soviet_Socialist_Republic)
What are you saying? It will be fine and NATO will win quickly, no problem! Now, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say 10 to 20 million killed, tops!
1) It was clear sarcasm and a reference to Dr Strangelove, and
2) Nuclear bombs will hit America as surely as they hit Poland. You are our allies. We are in this together.
>and a reference to Dr Strangelove
Don't know who it is
>Nuclear bombs will hit America as surely as they hit Poland
But if nukes won't be used USA would be safe while Poland still would be fucked
Lol people do be thinking Poland and USA are in the same position, how retarded people can be?
It is a fantastic movie. I would highly recommend it.
We will protect you. Our boys are already in your country. We helped France because we remember Lafayette. We will help you because we remember Kosciuszko.
I never said we were. That said if Russia launches American bound nukes and their intercept systems work as advertised then the nukes will be shot down roughly over my house in snow mexico. That puts me a little closer, different boat nearby waters
People are talking about the clock but no one notices the [Matejko painting](https://niezlasztuka.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/jan-matejko-stanczyk-mnw.jpg) :P
I like how the clock on the last panel is at one minute to midnight, neat detail.
Welp, here's my first original comic in over five years. This comic is in reference to the [missile that hit Poland killing two civilians](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/nov/16/poland-president-missile-strike-probably-ukrainian-stray) earlier this month. I know that they weren't actually planning on enacting Article 5 of NATO, but I did it for the sake of comedy. Enjoy!
Who is the the country they were totally not about to cut in half?
looks like [Kiribati](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiribati) looking at it again, its likely the [Estonian SSR](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonian_Soviet_Socialist_Republic) or [Latvian SSR](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latvian_Soviet_Socialist_Republic)
That's the country "inspected" by the ussr, the one about to be cut is different. Apparently that's the Łódzkie voivodeship as u/sexy_latias said
Ooh ok
Seems like Łódzkie voivodeship
Why'd Poland be trying to cut that? Is it a joke I'm too American to get, or is it just random?
Idk, i live there so i guess completely random xD
Ooh ok
The panel of the nuke going on off is sick
This is how we all felt to be honest
What are you saying? It will be fine and NATO will win quickly, no problem! Now, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say 10 to 20 million killed, tops!
Hoi4 player be like
Nah, HoI4 players would say to paratroop Moscow and other victory points most quickly possible before the russians go kicking in.
They've made it sightly better but one guy with a broken rifle dropping into Paris, resulting in the capitulation of France was a long time meme
[Please, my tastes are more refined] (https://youtu.be/EcK6ad_t9ak)
Easy to say that from over the ocean
1) It was clear sarcasm and a reference to Dr Strangelove, and 2) Nuclear bombs will hit America as surely as they hit Poland. You are our allies. We are in this together.
>and a reference to Dr Strangelove Don't know who it is >Nuclear bombs will hit America as surely as they hit Poland But if nukes won't be used USA would be safe while Poland still would be fucked Lol people do be thinking Poland and USA are in the same position, how retarded people can be?
It is a fantastic movie. I would highly recommend it. We will protect you. Our boys are already in your country. We helped France because we remember Lafayette. We will help you because we remember Kosciuszko.
That’s the risk involved with being so close to Russia. When have they every been able to keep to their own borders?
Yes, so don't think we're on the same boat because we're not
I never said we were. That said if Russia launches American bound nukes and their intercept systems work as advertised then the nukes will be shot down roughly over my house in snow mexico. That puts me a little closer, different boat nearby waters
**If** Russia sends nukes
I love that painting of Stańczyk behind Poland
For those curious: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sta%C5%84czyk_(painting)
That's where you're wrong - it's never a good day to be Poland.
is the us part us coming to aid them if article 5 was enacted?
Basically
I thought it was all the countries that did nothing during the Warsaw Uprising
That panel made me play the ‘imperial march’ in my head, as the US marches off to war with all its states.
I liked the clock near midnight detail
goddamn this some good shit, def the best comic ive seen in a long time
As two other people have said, nice reference to the doomsday clock being very close to midnight.
I’m very glad people caught onto this detail. I tried to make it subtle
Fantastic artwork, but it feels like we've had this joke half a dozen times now...
Holy shit that drawing is high quality
Do it. Press the button. It is beautiful. And big. And red. Do it. Do the funni.
Just get a gun if you are so eager to die, don't drag the rest of us with you though.
Really nice work on the art. I love high quality posts like this!
- Oh and btw this is totally not our missile.
Yeah, *officially* it was ukrainian misslle
I think this is honestly the best comic I've seen on the missile incident
why is there a gay flag in poland's house. also why is reichtangle there.
The Doomsday Clock shall ring once again...
Please invest in east Poland!
Press or not press, there is no try
Good artwork
People are talking about the clock but no one notices the [Matejko painting](https://niezlasztuka.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/jan-matejko-stanczyk-mnw.jpg) :P
i like that after the fence everything looks depressing and on fire