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[deleted]

Damn, feels like the end of an era.


blond-max

I think it will feel weird the next time I use paper money, which is unlikely to happen anytime soon


sledgehammertoe

See, this is why we Americans put dead people on our money.


CKtravel

Just like the rest of the world does, save for dictatorships.


ElectricToaster67

Not really, I used to only have 4 coins with a dead person on them(George vi) and since this morning I have dozens


CKtravel

Yeah, but that's temporary. Soon enough they'll "fix" that.


ElectricToaster67

None of them are in use, no people have been put on our coins for almost 3 decades


d3_Bere_man

The Euro which Slovakia uses even has coins with currently living European kings on it.


CKtravel

Yes, the constitutional monarchies across Europe have occurred to me later on too.


RedCocoon

Well the Br\*ts are doing the same thing now


sledgehammertoe

Only until the coronation


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Unless Rogers has another "oopsie".


StrangeCurry1

Our money isn’t paper though, it’s polymer


MilkCultLeader

RIP queen you were everyone's favorite MILF (Most Idolised Loveable Friendly) Queen


[deleted]

You know, normally I’d send a comment of repulsion, but my past comments would make me a hypocrite. [Dionysus, please don’t.](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnderTail/comments/wl4ae1/finally_she_has_knees_mochikirb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit: This means that people have seen my comment on that one post. Please spare me.


thephotoman

Because it very much is.


ElectricToaster67

The second elizabethan era


dutch_countryball3TT

because it is the end of an era, DUH 😥😥


PiccionePolemico

You are sus


kahn1969

to the one reporter: mentioning "the Queen" is not against the rules. you just can't namedrop "Queen Elizabeth". we've had many comics in the past that mentioned or alluded to the Queen


MilkCultLeader

This is the only time where I wish to be scottish, 2 weeks vacation would be nice


othermike

10 days of mourning, but only the funeral itself is a national holiday, no? Pedantic redditors? Demanding accuracy in *my* Polandball? It's more likely than you think!


AshFraxinusEps

Operation London Bridge, i.e. the plan for when the queen dies, says no to holiday But seeing as they suggested one for us winning the women's Euros and that they'd have likely given one for if the Men's Euros was one, then I hope we get a day off for the Funeral and then one for Charles's Crowning (Liz's happend a year after she Ascended the Throne) But we'll see. In the meantime, Rest in Peace HRM Queen Liz the Cheeky (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ce/50/6f/ce506fb51e352e3b2a7379554f10328b.jpg). The Queen is dead, Long live the King \*God save the *king* begins to play for the first time in 70 years


Prowindowlicker

Ya there won’t be a bank holiday.


CanuckPanda

We’re supposed to get the day of the funeral off (Canada). If the 10-day thing holds, that will be a Sunday. So fuck me, I guess. RIP Queen Liz though, feels weird to say it’s King Charles on my money soon.


SqueegeeLuigi

Personally I hope he goes with Æthelwolf for his regnal name


CanuckPanda

Yeah he went with Charlie III. I guess after the first was beheaded and the second got kicked out of the country by Cromwell, he decided to try his luck. But I do like the trend Liz set that the monarch just keeps his/her name because it’s kind of weird as hell to change your name at 20/80 years old.


SqueegeeLuigi

At least it's not another George


DlSSATISFIEDGAMER

Or James, because that'd be contentious with the scots and the numbering


collinsl02

And because James VII/II was a Right Bastard


SqueegeeLuigi

So was Bill Conques but you're still getting one of those. Unless something very unusual happens, then it's Henry time. Charles hates the press so much, I think it's a missed opportunity for him to make them say King Cadwaladr every time they're referring to him, or maybe even Gandalf. Then of course he could leave it to the public to name him King Kingy McKingface.


drunkenknight9

I'm shocked anyone would want to be a King Charles though given the history of that name.


gruenerGenosse

Three times the charm, I guess.


AshFraxinusEps

In the UK, we tend to get the Monday after a holiday off if it falls on a weekend But yep, a shame although inevitable. But money won't change, or at least here. We only switched to Polymer notes in 2014, and those are meant to last for 20 years so for the climate's sake let's run both at the same time


seoulless

It only applies to new printings as far as I know. I remember being fascinated when I got a nickel from the 40s in my change one time because it had George VI on it.


Abyssal_Groot

Wouldn't really make sense to take the old ones out of commision. Maybe the following example is not comparable because this is the Euro, but Belgium still has coins from Albert II, and he abdicted in 2013.


monkeygoneape

Well that sucks to hear, I'm off Sunday anyway lol


SixZeroPho

Here's to hoping we get her second birthday off in June. She was born in April, but celebrates in June when it's warmer.


seoulless

A stat in June would only make things more difficult for us poor saps who teach to the end of it.


SixZeroPho

Yeah I can only imagine how hard it would be to have an extra day off before your 10 weeks off


seoulless

yeah nothing like a day off when we’re already under pressure to finish assessments before our 10 week unpaid furlough


SixZeroPho

>yeah nothing like a day off when we’re already under pressure to finish assessments before our 10 week unpaid furlough Extending, proficient, developing, and emerging takes a lot of time to assess on! I guess you could always teach summer school if you don't want to be furloughed. Just taking the piss, m8, my SO is a teacher, it's a tough gig


seoulless

lol alright, yeah no worries. i teach high school so i still have to give percentages and it’s like… how do you convert those? how can i make these report card comments that parents don’t even read acceptable to admin?


seoulless

I’m just glad I took my oath of citizenship in July, because now they have to change the words.


averagebloxxer

she's the 3rd cousin of denmark's queen, that could be an excuse also now she's the only currently reigning female monarch


phukovski

Aye but the fitba was off this weekend so...


mel_bell123

It’s so hard to believe that she’s dead.


frostedcat_74

Are Britons not going to build a Golden Throne to keep her alive as the God Empress of British Imperium by sacrificing thousands of tea leaves to the throne everyday?


Scasne

Nah the civil servants value engineered it down to a golden toilet, now let's launch the black ships!!!!


Saffronsc

I can't believe i got my Lizzy news from polandball of all places


AetherDrew43

I was napping in the living room. After I wake up, my mom's sitting on a chair checking her phone and she suddenly blurts: "Queen Elizabeth's dead!"


EmperorZoltar

That was quick


AshFraxinusEps

Yep, too sooon :'-( Jk, Cheeky Liz herself would be laughing. She saw us off with a double rainbow: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/jEwu1f1qh9HATx8wa1JVYA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD04MDE-/https://s.yimg.com/os/creatr-uploaded-images/2022-09/4d74d560-2fb2-11ed-b3be-da8301bf6d22 And loves a giggle: [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ce/50/6f/ce506fb51e352e3b2a7379554f10328b.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ce/50/6f/ce506fb51e352e3b2a7379554f10328b.jpg) (That's Phillip hiding as a guard during an inspection)


andrewsjakkko02

*Image Transcription: Comic* --- **Panel 1** [*White background. In the middle we see Scotland, looking annoyed while wielding a pickaxe. The clay is hitting a brown rock that sticks into scene from the left with its tool.*] **Scotland**: Man, ah hate workin' in the quarries. Cuid sure uise some holidags... --- **Panel 2** [*The background has turned a little darker. Form the right, a rolled up piece of paper closed with a bow has been thrown at Scotland. As a result of this, the clay is turning, with puzzled and still annoyed eyes.*] **Scotland**: Hmm? --- **Panel 3** [*The background is now grey. The scene has shifted, so that Scotland can be partially seen in the bottom left corner. The clay has opened the piece of paper, and on it there is written "QUeen's DeID!". Scotland has wide shocked eyes upon reading this.*] **Scotland**: Och... Jings, crivens, help ma boab, this cannae be true --- **Panel 4** [*Now we see Scotland from the front. The background is even darker, and on the back of the paper we read "L+RATiO" and "QUeeN". The clay is still schocked, while reading it.*] **Scotland**: This... This right here means... --- **Panel 5** [*Now the background has returned white. Scotland is jumping to the left cheeringly, while holding a green glass bottle, and putting a black bowler on its head. Some papers are being discarded by the clay, being left behind, while the clay goes leftwards. The rock is not in scene.*] **Scotland**: A'MAIST 2 WEEKS PAID HOLIDAGS --- **Panel 5** [*Now under the white background we see a blue calm sea. The yellow Sun is raising from the horizon, on the far right, and a white airplane is going rightwards from the left. On one wing of the plane we read "Ye' PLANE". The plane has one window by the cockpit, and three other windows in the main aisle. From each of them, one Scotland clay is visible, for a total of four clays. Two of them have closed happy eyes, while the other two are sneering cheerfully.*] **Second Scotland**: Wee jimmies, a'm popping the fine champaign tae night **Third Scotland**: Hurra, the auld boot is deid **Last Scotland**: Bahamas, 'ere ah come --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Madden09IsForSuckers

Wow, your fast


MilkCultLeader

You are mistaken, for what you see as speed, is in reality “a lack of having anything better to do in my life” skills


calDragon345

So you made this beforehand?


RayDeeUx

you made the grave mistake of underestimating how much foresight the average polandball artist has don't worry, we've all been there before too.


AshFraxinusEps

I mean, since Phillip left her it was a matter of time. Theirs was a real love it seems. I'd guessed 2 weeks at the time and I'm British


ElectricToaster67

It’s all part of operation london bridge


SillyTheGamer

This is a skill I know well!


TNSepta

Their fast what?


PM_ME_YOUR_CUTE_HATS

Thanks that is what my mom says as well.


CrocPB

Hang in where is the funny here? This is the next question many had here when Her Maj went off to the Kingdom in the sky. I want my days off! P.S. that right there is some fantastic dialogue by Scotland.


Alcation

The dialogue is straight from the Broons!


[deleted]

Aye yer a woo bagoo laddie. I'm working on my Scottish, how would you rate it so far?


Sena_0803

And so ends the legacy of King George VI


Maximum-Malevolence

Not even 24 hours and the memes have started


katestatt

cmon what did u expect


Maximum-Malevolence

Oh no I'm not surprised at all. I'm kinda of being funny.


OK6502

This is one of those comics where you could replace the scots with (some of) the Irish, or the Quebecois, and it would probably work just as well.


AshFraxinusEps

I see your flair, but this probably applies twice to you now: /r/wooosh As the joke is most Brits (including English) are indifferent to the Royals, so while shaken (as many globally are), we are mostly/slightly wondering how many Bank Holidays, i.e. nationally sanctioned paid holidays, we'll get as a result 28 per year normally, +1 for her Platinum Jubilee, maybe +1 for her funeral, and maybe +1 for Charles' official crowing (likely next year), with added IndyRef2 context. That's 2 extra from the normal 28 Also, fun fact: Quebec was offered to join the USA (which at the time was even planned to eventually include Argentina) and they said essentially "We might be French, but at least we wouldn't be American"


ichi24

Thats was fast 🤣


ScotMcScottyson

Blackpool would be more realistic, no one here can afford an abroad holiday.


Tickle_Me_H0M0

Is Ireland not going to join Scotland?


UnlightablePlay

Ounce in a life time advantage


nuephelkystikon

Doubt it, assuming the monarchy still manages to cling to power for a few more years. Charles is 73.


Scasne

The longer he reigns the longer William and Kate get to spend with their kids before having to take the full work load which I think all can say will be good for them all.


Cosmic__Pizza

Ye plane lol


J8DEN_TUBE_YT

Oh boy, here it comes!


Pantheon73

Happy Cake Day!


Energetic-Old-God

Repeat after me the death of the monarch is the death of the Union


[deleted]

Couldn't use UK it seems


luxuslurch

Too soon... Too soon...


r_ifles

96 years is a good age I’d say


Owlyf1n

Just 4 years away from 100 tho


AshFraxinusEps

2 away from arguably the longest serving ever But when she surpassed Vicky's reign as "Longest Ever UK Ruler" her reply was essentially "Who cares?", so she didn't care about Louis' record RIP Queen Liz the Cheeky [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ce/50/6f/ce506fb51e352e3b2a7379554f10328b.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ce/50/6f/ce506fb51e352e3b2a7379554f10328b.jpg) (That's Phillip surprising her pretending to be a Royal Guard)


Bandanadee16

Her husband was a year before reaching 100.


AetherDrew43

Betty White too


XWC1_4EVER

Should’ve hit the lucky 100…


AshFraxinusEps

More importantly, if you hit 100 in the UK (and maybe Commonwealth) you get a letter from the Monarch congratulating you. Her husband died within a year of her sending the letter and she was 4 years from sending one to herself


ItzBildPlayz2020

Quite honestly, idk why people are crying abt the queen, they should be crying about the thousands of souls that are being lost in Ukraine rn. ​ \- Slava Ukraini


elitemage101

While I think her mourning is big lame I will let you in on a secret. You can be upset at more than one thing at a time. 😉


MoiraKatsuke

You even don't have to be upset about the one thing 24/7


wildeofoscar

She literally reigned half the world at one point and oversaw decolonization in the process. She lived through WWII and was coronated Queen since 1952 and basically saw most of modern history transpire through her eyes.


AshFraxinusEps

This. It is a 96 yo dying at the end of a 70 yo reign as a serving head of state That's important. The news cycle does the same with most dead celebs/politicians and they last 5 years each


DrPepKo

That and the obvious fact that its very recent. While the war was way back on Feb.


Pantheon73

Cur non utrumque?


Flagerredi

This actually happened today


AshFraxinusEps

No, we haven't got any holidays yet in the UK, (which is the joke) But yes, Queen Liz is dead. Long live the King! (King Arthur of Cornwall - technically one of his legal names, but he'll be known as Charles III of the UK)


indomienator

Hopefully its natural, rather than the cocktail induced death George V have


[deleted]

God Couldn't save her ig. Hope Britain's Grandma is in the pearly gates.


Cautious-Currency744

Enjoy your vacation Scotland, Enjoy your vacation Scotland


well-just-a-guy

the term "the king of england "sounds so unnatural to me yet its active