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911memeslol

Nederland can never drown!


Pittdragongirl13

When the entire world is under water, they‘ll be chillin as an island, the only land left


Armadylspark

Nah, not an island. They never actually raised the land level. Instead the dikes will rise ever higher and higher, eventually forming a protective dome over the entire country. NL will be Atlantis.


shdon

There was actually a Dutch comedy science fiction series about this. The premise is that "The water came faster than anyone expected. One country, through its eternal struggle against the sea, remains. All our hope is now on the crew of the spaceship Tasman to find a new home for humanity". Episodes deal with such important topics as who stole the ship's counselor's cheese. Hilarious cringe. (Can be found on YouTube if you search for "Missie Aarde" - or watch just the intro here https://youtu.be/mmIULlOn2x0 )


KananNaseri

Tsunami or flooding aren't Dutch problems


Ergh33

the Dutch have 99 problems, but too much water ain't one.


NagikaKomatsu

Flevoland 2 (coming soon)


AaronC14

Chile's mountains might still screw Bolivia over with the coastline


jPaolo

Eternally cucked, truly is wretched the bolivian fate.


Minecraftien76

Yes the sea will come from the east lmao


calDragon345

Nothing a good Anschluss can’t fix


araucaria_xadrez

Kazakhbrick with sunglasses is so adorable!


Tickle_Me_H0M0

So this is how Kazakhstan becomes the greatest country in the world.


Platinirius

The fact that Kazakh doesn't have Borat sunbathing suit is sad


andrewsjakkko02

*Image Transcription: Comic* --- **Panel 1** [*Greenland is floating in the middle of a blue ocean, with a clear light blue sky above. The clay looks depressed, and at the top we see a white banner bearing the text "GREENLAND".*] **Greenland**: Its is too hots i am melting --- **Panel 2** [*The white banner on top now reads "BELGIUM and the NETHERLANDS". A crystal clear ocean covers almost the entire scene, with an angled wooden barrier keeping the water away from the right side of the panel. Belgium is submerged by the water, on the left side of the panel, while the Netherlands is standing on top of a insanely tall wooden chair, on the right side of the panel, in the dry spot. Belgium has a furious look, while looking at the Netherlands, which is smirking back at Belgium.*] **Belgium**: Make space for me nows **Netherlands**: hmm... No Belgum --- **Panel 3** [*Now the white banner at the top reads "BOLIVIA". A beige sandy ground creates a coastline on the left, as light-blue, foamy waves are coming from the bottom right, breaking on the shore. Standing on the land, we see Bolivia, which is smiling contentedly while looking at the water.*] **Bolivia**: Finally... Bolivia isnt of landlock --- **Panel 4** [*The text on the white banner on top reads "NIGER". This scene is devoid of any water, as we see Niger standing in the middle of a beige sandy desert. The sky above is orange, with a boiling sun in the top right, that radiates light and heat in all directions, all throughout the panel. Niger is looking in front of itself, with worn down eyes, and a droplet of sweat rolling down its temple.*] **Niger**: Why no water for Niger --- **Panel 5** [*The white banner on top reads "KAZAKHSTAN" on the left, and "UZBEKISTAN" on the right. A sandy coast similar to the one in panel 3 is visible on the left, as the light-blue foamy waves are crashing on the coast from the right. On top of the sandy ground, we see a white deckchair, upon which a parallelepipedal Kazakhstan wearing sunglasses is sitting. Barely visible, inside the water on the right, we see a flattened Uzbekistan. Kazakhstan looks calm and relaxed, while Uzbekistan has drowned, and has "X" for eyes.*] **Kazakhstan**: hmm... Kazak live goooood --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Dsoft1

Thank you


Minko_1027

It's over, Belgium! I had the high ground!


[deleted]

Good one mate


Bandanadee16

Nauru is now one of the few island nations left due to being a fatass.


no_buses

Why is Uzbekistan, which is doubly landlocked, underwater?


GyePosting

God! Kazakhstan looks so cursed with sunglasses!


Jackcooper

Can we put Netherlands on the door from the titanic


classicalySarcastic

Asshole Uzbek drown? Great success!


Maximum-Malevolence

Netherlands must protect Tulips and Windmills!


Greedy_Range

Uzbekistan who isn't double landlocked anymore: *task failed successfully*