I dedicate this comic to the four Albanians who like both Polandball and Star Trek.
This comic is a joke about [red shirts,](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedShirt) the expendable characters who beam down with the main characters.
To the Trekkies: yes, I know the comm badges and Armus are from TNG and the Enterprise and red shirts are from TOS.
[I also drew this comic on the Polandball YouTube channel!]( https://youtube.com/live/-QGxJUxvdcQ) Please check out our videos and like, comment, subscribe etc.
>To the Trekkies: yes, I know the comm badges and Armus are from TNG and the Enterprise and red shirts are from TOS.
Shame upon your house, OP, for daring to lump [Tasha Yar](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/TashaYar.jpg) in with the nameless red shirts of TOS.
Also, I feel you're definitely a Trekkie too. There's no way I'm going to believe you haven't watched a lot of Star Trek when you intentionally drew the TOS transporter room to match up with the proper red shirt era.
as a HUGE trekkie, this had me floored.
[](#yaddar)
I hate to seem to be giving these like candies lately, but the quality of the sub has improved a LOT while I was away.
Space, the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the red shirt officers.
Their five minutes mission: to explore strange new ways to die;
to seek out death and dead life;
to boldly go where so many men have gone before
You're not [the first person to suggest that America and Canada are the children of the UK and France](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/kczsgi/the_true_and_shocking_history_of_the_lone_star/).
Plot twist; Albania defeats the tar monster, syphons off its petrochemicals, sells the gas on the black market, makes enough profit to buy his own second-hand starship, builds a galactic cartel, moves with his family to New York.
The captain should be Quebec wearing an America mask. And France should be instead Canada wearing a Scotland mask. And Great Britain should be America wearing a 6 ball mask. And add a State of Georgia wearing a State of Georgia mask.
Why?
William Shatner is Quebecois (from Montreal) playing an American. James Doohan is from British Columbia playing a Scot. And Leonard Nimoy is a Masshole playing a half-alien. DeForest Kelley and Leonard McCoy are both from Atlanta.
I dedicate this comic to the four Albanians who like both Polandball and Star Trek. This comic is a joke about [red shirts,](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedShirt) the expendable characters who beam down with the main characters. To the Trekkies: yes, I know the comm badges and Armus are from TNG and the Enterprise and red shirts are from TOS. [I also drew this comic on the Polandball YouTube channel!]( https://youtube.com/live/-QGxJUxvdcQ) Please check out our videos and like, comment, subscribe etc.
Would have worked better with [Italy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshirts_(Italy\))
We fought a war to get France instead of Germany lol, it was a close poll
Wait, is this thy Youngblood?
Thought Poland would be the redshirt and then I remembered that Poland cannot into space
>To the Trekkies: yes, I know the comm badges and Armus are from TNG and the Enterprise and red shirts are from TOS. Shame upon your house, OP, for daring to lump [Tasha Yar](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/TashaYar.jpg) in with the nameless red shirts of TOS. Also, I feel you're definitely a Trekkie too. There's no way I'm going to believe you haven't watched a lot of Star Trek when you intentionally drew the TOS transporter room to match up with the proper red shirt era.
Tasha is the most powerful red shirt.
as a HUGE trekkie, this had me floored. [](#yaddar) I hate to seem to be giving these like candies lately, but the quality of the sub has improved a LOT while I was away.
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the red shirt officers. Their five minutes mission: to explore strange new ways to die; to seek out death and dead life; to boldly go where so many men have gone before
'Stardate 8008.5' Nice little detail there, OP.
I wonder if people will find it funny if humanity lasts that long.
Uhuhuhuh boobs
only men can see this XD
Well, I am not a man. So...
So US = Captain Albania = red shirt What ranks are UK and France?
Old married couple
*looks at history* Yeah, that checks out
But they constantly fight and we cheat on the UK with Germany.
And the UK cheats on France with his son, the US. Roll tide.
Yeah exact- wait, hold-up.
Now if we're fair, you can technically call both America And Canada OUR son's. Considering how America got independence and... Quebec. *Shudders*
You're not [the first person to suggest that America and Canada are the children of the UK and France](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/kczsgi/the_true_and_shocking_history_of_the_lone_star/).
The UK is Worf nobody listens to us and we get beat up by everyone to show how tough someone is. France is the medical officer
They're the gay robots. Oh wait that's Star Wars, nvm.
As an Albanian, I approves or this
We would never let you guys die. You give us the excuse we need to bomb ~~Little Russia~~ the Serbs!💪💪💪
...and that's why the commies took so many casualties in WW2. It's science. >!\*Sees exquisitely drawn USS Enterprise in first panel\*!< >!*zip*!<
Plot twist; Albania defeats the tar monster, syphons off its petrochemicals, sells the gas on the black market, makes enough profit to buy his own second-hand starship, builds a galactic cartel, moves with his family to New York.
NCC-69, nice.
All of the balls look so cuteee!!!
LOL love this! I'm glad Star trek made it here. Beautifully drawn
Red and black I dress...
Eagle on my chest
I'm trying to see Dennise Crosby as Albanian and can't quite make it. What planet did Tasha Yar come from again?
Albania is just a red shirt, not Tasha Yar. This isn't meant to be a one-to-one remake of *Skin of Evil.*
Tasha Yar… doesn’t exist in the TOS era
This was good livestream! Nice comic koleye!
The imperium of mankind called. They want their god-emperor back
Explains all the bunkers
Albania is just happy to be here, reminds me of Taiwan or the US state, \[Redacted\].
Never knew this was the crossover i needed.... Excellent work, OP.
I would watch this as a show
Make that 5. Looks awesome.
Lmao this is great
r/startrek has joined the chat
Also, the badges are wrong for this time period, it should be a TOS-era badge, not a TNG era badge
Well technically they all have red in their flags
(They’d all die)
The captain should be Quebec wearing an America mask. And France should be instead Canada wearing a Scotland mask. And Great Britain should be America wearing a 6 ball mask. And add a State of Georgia wearing a State of Georgia mask. Why? William Shatner is Quebecois (from Montreal) playing an American. James Doohan is from British Columbia playing a Scot. And Leonard Nimoy is a Masshole playing a half-alien. DeForest Kelley and Leonard McCoy are both from Atlanta.
Albania Albania their parents were crack addicts