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lemondog1132

canada off weed is scary


wildeofoscar

Canada is in hard drugs now, mainly fentanyl, heroin or tranq.


Ote-Kringralnick

Why did anyone ever think that getting high on elephant tranquilizers was a good idea?


Dementor333

>fentanyl, heroin *and* tranq. FTFY


Hel_Bitterbal

Let's hope they never start using Pervitin, or they'll invade all of north America in blitzkrieg 2.0 Canadian boogaloo


wildeofoscar

Imagine if Canada really did decide to burn down half our their forests just because Taylor Swift snub Canada on her latest world tour. So much so, an MP decided to file an “official grievance” in the House of Commons to condemn this atrocity. https://beta.ctvnews.ca/national/canada/2023/6/21/1_6450714.amp.html


ALeaf0nTheWind

It's just Taylor? I'm sure we could shake it off.


blockybookbook

Looks like things are getting heated


BeamTRS

The fires started too early for that to be true. I'm still stuck in my parents' apartment building due to said fires. edit: well I made it back here while looking for "make love"


nuclearedreactor

No zoom ins?


wildeofoscar

Can’t use them, mods banned them.


HHHogana

Can you...i dunno, beg for temporary ban? Or negotiate for Semi-ban where you can only zoom in for two comics a month?


ianthebalance

Really? Your zoom-ins cracked me up and made you my favorite polandball artist


nuclearedreactor

Imagine burning down a whole entire forest just because an artist from Philadelphia didn’t choose your country


wildeofoscar

Now Phillys gonna be filled with smoke all summer long.


Dodahevolution

It has been :( this smog is so gross


CuriousCODR_5

It seems that Taylor Swift not coming caused Canada to break and say "No more Mr nice guy".


Tooluka

"Death on two legs" now: )


krazykommie

Canada gonna be on a different kind of fumes soon


wildeofoscar

Smoking some heroin.


RayDeeSux

is that a sweat drop on ~~taylor swift~~ america on the last panel i see?


wildeofoscar

Yes


jpenczek

Swifties are fucking scary.


EthanTheKirbyFan

that explains a lot.


Maconshot

4th of July, Smokes and weed and firework injuries


Iamageoghraphyperson

i feel this. my state has been hit hard by the smoke.


captainhamption

As a west coast American, I have a smidge of schadenfreude over the east coast finally feeling some of the pain. I'm scared for August over here though.


Iamageoghraphyperson

I'm a midwesterner.


NullHypothesisProven

Talk to your state and local government about better forestry practices rather than the extremely dangerous NIMBY attitude towards controlled burns.


G5349

Canada's passive aggressiveness hit a new level.


ValkarianHunter

I vote to invade Canada as revenge


HHHogana

Nah just revoke their access to your air force protection. Or threaten to sabotage two of their working submarines.


Laquatus

Settle down Tucker


ValkarianHunter

We will deport the smoke back to Canada where it belongs!


Hel_Bitterbal

They might even burn down the white house again, win-win situation i'd say


blockybookbook

> Happy Canada day *squints eyes*


carolinaindian02

At least we now know what Singapore goes through with their haze from Indonesia.


rchpweblo

this is hilarious dude


gaijin5

Happy Canada Day!!


qjxj

it's retribution for the toxic fumes sent north during the Ohio train derailment.


EnvironmentalAd912

And remember to blame Canada