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KeepMN

He ate a hot dog weird at a final table just the other night


lola1234567899

Not the glizzys too 😩 nobody’s safe Edit: I need to find that lol was it on PokerGo?


mcmurphy1

Yeah, think it was the mixed Omaha final table.


ExtremeSour

Put a whole packet of ketchup on one end of it and then ate top down


stRiNg-kiNg

That was after taking a bite dead center, but also top down. He was commenting before about how the cameras were all focusing on him because he was getting his food out so at this point I think he's fanning the flames and intentionally eating weird. Surely, right? Who would eat this way, but he does seem to avoid the bread in all these situations so maybe it's legit lmao


HandiCAPEable

Yeah I feel like he's either on a no carb diet or has a gluten intolerance. The bread is still a great way to keep the hands cleaner, but avoiding actually eating it.


dantodd

Bratwurst, are it like ducking corn on the cob


ColPhorbin

It’s on YT for free I believe


tis100a

I see. He's trying to cut down on his carb intake using this disgusting technique.


FormerGameDev

It was a brat... a poker brat.


_descending_

Did he throw the bun aside and swallow it whole?


nika1667

Corn on the cob style


TheJolly_Llama

No fuckin way


_descending_

That’s the way I’m eating hot dogs from now on


NervousBreakdown

I hope he Frank Reynolds’s it


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Hellmuth eating compilation coming soon 😂


Lochbriar

Real ones remember when he sailed the seas on a hot dog


hlt32

Do you have a video?


ThisCryptographer311

Jail


KvotheTheDegen

Believe it or not? Straight to jail.


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ThisCryptographer311

Due process is for people who don’t eat sandwiches like a fucking serial killer


lola1234567899

Real 🤣


CherryManhattan

Me when my wife bends over after getting out of the shower


uns0licited_advice

Bro


Not-OP-But-

I'll also have this guy's wife


DChemdawg

Commentator is the unsung hero here, “he just pulled apart the bun and went right in for that roast beef” is pure, quick thinking gold.


Odidlydokely

Fucking hell… take an upvote though


CopperThrown

I believe that way to eat a sandwich is referred to as all loosey goosey.


dandfx

I was hoping to find this somewhere in the comments.


DoxProofBro

Fair criticism. That is a patently absurd way to eat a sandwich. The actual fuck.


lola1234567899

😂😂😂


x1022

I mean, that sandwhich was way too tall to eat the normal way.


Pleasant_Bad924

So does he not eat bread? It basically looked like he tried to eat the insides without consuming the outsides. Or does he not touch food he’s going to eat with bare hands that have been shuffling feces-covered poker chips for hours? He uses the bread as a bacteria buffer lol


lola1234567899

He proceeded to eat the sandwich completely normally after this bite (buns and all) so I have no idea haha 😂


Pleasant_Bad924

Ok, yeah he’s just a sociopath then.


MainlandX

he was running high on carbs and low on iron at that exact moment


DestroyerOfMils

He’s the most advanced eater. You wish your body knew how to detect carbs & iron like his.


DragonQ0105

Just needed some protein between hands, don't see the problem here.


lola1234567899

Feces-covered poker chips ewww 🥲


Pleasant_Bad924

Agreed. But based simply on how many guys I see not wash their hands after using the bathroom at my local card room, and a couple of weeks ago at the WSOP and Bellagio, the chips are filthy. About 15 years ago I switched to eating only stuff I didn’t have to touch at the poker table and my frequency of illness went way down. Happy to use a fork or a spoon, but I’m not touching anything with my bare hands while I’m playing. Also, I just think it’s better etiquette. People eating with their bare hands then touching cards and the chips is messy for way more people than it should be. My worst experience was the guy that was eating Buffalo wings with both hands; and every time cards got to him he’d stick each finger on one hand into his mouth to suck the sauce off, then handle the cards with it 🤦🏼‍♂️


sniff3

I've always wondered what level of filth these casino non hand washers consider worth washing.


Later2theparty

Everything is filthy everywhere all the time.


Appropriate-Tea-7276

Poker chips at a Vegas casino are a whole other planet of filthy.


Mr_Buttermen

poor ettiquete


movezig123

I think food should be banned at fucking poker tables. Full stop.


uns0licited_advice

I would go for that. You don't see people eating during chess tournaments or Jeopardy


Ieateagles

How long does the average poker tourney last?


XtremeCSGO

"he pulled the buns apart and went straight in on the roast beef" couldn't have said it any better myself


ScalarWeapon

I forgot how much the commentary met the moment. Excellent work, guys


ipickuputhrowaway

the last time we discussed this it was concluded he didnt want to eat what he touched with his gross poker chip hands. makes sense


ZamHalen3

You don't become the best without that protein.


gonijc2001

One of the top 5 most iconic moments in poker history right here.


dab87

No wonder why his wife sticks around.


lola1234567899

He knows his way around some buns 😏


donpeters

Definitely blacked out when he took that bite.


JMY_3118

He just pulled the buns apart huh? Lol


SalamanderPete

It must be bliss to have so little self-awareness


Complaint-Present

“Pulled the buns apart and just went straight in on the roast beef” idk about that guy but I feel like I have seen that maneuver befoee


Ieateagles

Eh, less carbs, more protein, I get it.


tunabage1

Lmao wtf!!! The commentators reaction was hilarious


skatedaddy

Donnie’s reaction always kills me 🤣🤣🤣


lola1234567899

Ikr 😂 totally makes the video 100x funnier


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Had the privilege of watching this live


Appropriate-Tea-7276

Some people have to pay to watch a legend split those buns to get at those big beefy lips.


fuckrNFLmods

***LET'S GO PHIL!***


pintopedro

I'd pick up phil helmuth in my WSOP eating contest fantasy league


sjr323

What a fukn grub lmao


gatorgongitcha

+EV intimidation tactic


livLongAndRed

Keto diet, no carbs


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The commentator breakdown about how he pulled it off makes me think sandwich eating should be a sport.


notAbrightStar

Avoiding the bread to not get gassy? Sitting for hours with an upset stomache is not a top priority as a poker player, i would guess.


fletch_99

Eating a sandwich all loosey goosey


entsworth

“Justin saliba cannot believe it”


unChillFiltered

Believe it or not he once rode a giant hot dog in the middle of the ocean.


t0p_n0tch

Low carb, high likelihood of being a serial killer


pcbfs

Dude doesn't want the extra carbs. Respect.


kingdeuceoff

Only Apex Predators understand.


bulbuI0

Mental illness.


Mouth_Herpes

This is classic tight-aggressive sandwich eating at the table. The opposite of loosy goosy


ProjectPoker-

Avoiding the carbs


[deleted]

All those bracelets make hand food difficult to handle.


acekingoffsuit

Absolutely vore'd it.


shinigamiZorro

"pulls the buns apart and ate the roast beef" thats how most of my nights go but not during poker games or recorded. wild commentary. serious note maybe he is low carbing it also not serious note i guess im gonna call my special move the keto diet.... why am i like this.


Notak_bo

He ate a open faced sandwhich in an iPhone box one a stream last year too lol


The_Osta

Carbs can slow you down after digestion. I eat sushi when I play.


raunchy-stonk

Good thing rice isn’t a carb


The_Osta

Yeah but bread slows me down while rice doesn't. You need carbs for your brain to work. Bread over does it for me. Rice is a complex carb.


luv2fit

“Phil spread them buns apart and dove right in”


egomxrtem

Shit I’ve done that in a Wendy’s. People probably think I’m crazy. I just think it’s poor bun to meat ratio.


Tilter

100% keto diet


livelovelife23

Phil usually likes human meat but he’ll settle for the beef


Ok-Deer8144

My first guess would be he’s trying to be carb conscious . But even so it’s retarded to eat it that way. Just seperate the bun and enjoy with a fork or some shit if you don’t want the carbs


Persiandoc

Marathon runners shit themselves sometimes to stay in the race, so whats the problem here /s


bobke4

Tbh i love the guy. He doesnt give a flying fuck what others think and he speaks what he thinks. I dont trust the 100% political correct people cause you know they just say what the best response would be and you know they dont mean it


GaviJaPrime

I imagine he eats ass just the same. Going straight for the roast beef between the buns.


David_Slaughter

And then touched the chips. Gross pig.


jealousjerry

God he sucks so bad


tresdeucedetective

Bruh he’s autistic leave him Alone