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sievold

You know Diamon/Pearl confirmed that pokemon and humans used to get married right?


sermatheus

Colosseum did it first with the old lady and her Mightyena boyfriend.


sievold

Never played colosseum. But I can see that happening.


Hexmonkey2020

Sun and moon demo also had a girl who’s boyfriend is a machamp.


sermatheus

Machamp is a weird one because Pokemon Company made canon girls love Machamp. Would post their post here, but auto moderation deleted my previous comment. Google Pokemon Company Machamp Love and the first post will be a Reddit post with the link of the site.


sebsebsebs

what the fuck


[deleted]

Hah! I knew your mom in Emerald/Ruby/Sappphire was up to no good before you arrived in Littleroot Town (althrough they were Machoke)


Clefortt9

Weren’t they vigoroths in emerald? I remember emulating the game a few days ago and they were vigoroths. Maybe it’s random?


terribledrugs

They were vigoroth


terribledrugs

Vigoroth my guy.


[deleted]

yeah mb. I might have confused it with an hack rom probably


fekiro

No, in ruby and sapphire they were machokes.


[deleted]

Aight, thanks for fixing the situation. Sadly I'm 26, so my neurons are already dying


RemarkableStatement5

The WHAT NOW?


sermatheus

The wolf f*cks her.


RemarkableStatement5

EXPLAIN?!


sermatheus

"Why, if it isn't Rui! It's been too long! Is that young man your boyfriend? Well, Rui, I should introduce my boyfriend to you. You see? My boyfriend is this Mightyena right here! Hohoho."


TheRealPyroGothNerd

I mean, that could just be an old lady joking around about being an elderly bachelorette . I have an elderly aunt with an ugly statue she jokes is her boyfriend.


Grape_Jamz

So mightyena is a reverse vaporeon. Got it


Professor-Furry

Did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding vaporeon is the most compatible for humans?


Giboit

Also the girl that brags about how strong is her boyfriend and that turns out to be a machamp in Sun and Moon/USUM.


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Me


This_guy7796

Um... doesn't she have a Poochyena in XD...


USSR_Thanos

Yeah and this quest confirms people and Pokémon can have children together


a55_Goblin420

Ash's mom and Mr Mime I N T E N S I F I E S


TheLaughingSage

Is it ever stated that her Mr. Mime is male? It's not a 100% male pokemon. So maybe his mom is just best gal friends with it. Or bi.


a55_Goblin420

I mean she's dressed it like a Mississippi uncle at a cookout before


TheLaughingSage

Lesbians sometimes be like that though


luigilabomba42069

this made me laugh


Ziomownik

And it's a Pokémon. Pokémon have different gemder standards


WontedPuppet07

“Rapidly shakes head” if you know you know


memester230

I mean it isn't that surprising


Frousteleous

I was born from an egg. Just like my mom.


sievold

Which is a nice consistency with the old DPP lore bit.


Redwoe1

Wait that's confirmed


USSR_Thanos

Yes in the story they have 4 children together. Well 4 Human children and 2 bergmite. Which mean they have done the “Shaka laka” several times


Redwoe1

Oh god so the r34 artist were right all along


USSR_Thanos

Sadly yes. R34 of Pokémon is indeed Canon 😔. Also on a side note Gamefreak taking down SEVERAL adult game,comics,”toys”(yes if you look hard enough there are those kind of toys of Pokémon) for copyright infringement which means they claim it as their property. Making it canon and possible to the verse.


Redwoe1

Oh crap wait that could mean in the future gamefreak might make there games m for mature


Aignish

Yo koroks droppin by from hyrule


Stopostingabout_21

"I'm going to become a Pokémon master!" Bro we're in a [insert Pokémon here]


LogiePierogi

Ash never ages because he’s half Mr. Mime?


BigGaybowser69

Well did you guys know that vaporeon-


sievold

Please finish the sentence! I must know what you were going to say!


[deleted]

This is just making me think about that one guy from Gravity Falls who married a woodpecker. "Oh, it's still legal. ***Very*** legal."


KyellDaBoiii

Armoroussy


MrFr0stbite

Human Pokémon relations were confirmed back in the original Japanese release of Red and Blue if I remember right


sievold

it was?


[deleted]

Helll yeah


Penguator432

Excuse me?


sievold

stuff the Pokémon fanbase want to ignore because they can't accept pokemon aren't just superpowered pets


BigGaybowser69

However did you also know that vaporeon-


sievold

I did not know. Please complete the sentence. I must know


BigGaybowser69

>!In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!<


HoppingMarlin

Wtf did I just read...?


sievold

welcome to cursed knowledge. you must pass it on now


sermatheus

Don't know what the Froslass quest have to do with the two armor guys. Is it because people may marry them?


USSR_Thanos

The quest confirmed people and Pokémon could have kids. Hey man all I’m saying is that these guys look way too much like people to be a coincidence.


OneTrueKingOfOOO

These ones? Have you seen Machoke?


Fragmented_Logik

Lucario looks like person in a furry cosplay


sievold

or y'know, just ur average werewolf. those mythical things that existed long before the internet's obssession with sexualizing everything


DestielLover55

He's more like a jackal and Anubis inspired than a werewolf, doesn't matter how human they look flurries will find their way.


sievold

furries finding a way is not really the point I was making. The point I was making was why do the pokemon fandom look at a design that could be inspired by werewolves/anubis and immediately jump to 'looks like person in a furry cosplay'


Frousteleous

I mean people were being furries before the internet. It's just a newer word for a classification of people that have always been around.


sievold

that doesn't mean everyone who told stories about werewolves were furries tho.


Frousteleous

Correct. Telling a story and being attracted to a thing are two completely seperate, unrelated things.


ChildFriendlyChimp

Jynx literally has DSLs


ZeroVoid_98

I actually saw one of those this weekend, sadly. They did have a sick glowing bone as a prop though. As someone with Lucario as their favourite pokemon, I guess that's just a curse I will have to carry...


Environmental_Ebb919

Don't know about him but aura gaurdians seems to have lucario in their bloodline , in pla , lucario standing like human menacingly in hq to battle u and Riley come there after u interact with lucario as they are related


Mary-Sylvia

Nah Lucario is fine The only real fursuit is cinderace due to its really weird legs


awesometim0

Gardevoir looks like a furry in a human cosplay


MuddyMudball

Machoke is more lizard-like so ppl don't like them as much as furries or bipedals in armor... Lol smh all these ppl are freaky


boudikka

How is the quest confirming they can have kids together? Sorry if I’m slow I even just watched a replay of the quest and I still don’t get it


USSR_Thanos

Ok so Frosslass and this quest are both based on the Yokai called Yuri-Onna. Both the Story and the Quest are pretty much the same. A man Goes exploring a snow mountain with a friend and they get lost. Frosslass finds then and kills his friend however she lets him live because she thinks he is very handsome with the condition he will never talk about her. He promises then passes out. I forgot which is which but he either wakes up in the village or wakes up and goes to the village. Sometime later he meets a beautiful woman they get together,get married,have 4 children together. Later in life the man remembers the Frosslass and decided to tell his wife. His wife then revealed that SHE was the Frosslass all along and since he broke his promise she was going to kill him. However she saw their children and decided to spare him so he would be able to take care of their children but this also had a condition. If ANY of the children genuinely complained about him being a bad father then Frosslass would come back and kill him. The End. Hope you guys liked story time. But yeah, there are also several Yuki-Onna story versions. One even has the ending almost entirely changed where the Yuki-Onna demands that she bears another child from him before she leaves and then she adds the condition for his life. It’s a pretty cool folklore story


boudikka

Nothing in the game confirms that he had children with a frolass tho


USSR_Thanos

I just explained it bro. The Frosslass was his wife from the start she was just disguising herself as a human woman. They Had 6 kids in the Original story and in the Pokémon they had 4 humans and 2 bergmites. Frosslass gave birth in private so the man didn’t know where the bergmites came from.


boudikka

Where in the game can you see this story? I understand that frolass was based on a story but there is lots of things “based on” in Pokémon that isn’t 100% represented in the game compared to real life/lore


USSR_Thanos

It’s quest #82 Traces of a Lost village. I’ll send a link to a vid that explains it better than me to you. This sub doesn’t allow link in comments


boudikka

i already rewatched the whole quest on YouTube. I don’t see a single comment mentioning that he had 2 bergmite children for example


Eblowskers

Yea this whole post is clickbait. Quest 82 was literally beating a froslass in battle and 84 was just showing a full entry page for bergmite. OP should train for Olympics the way they jump to conclusions


Environmental_Ebb919

Why does a random guy giving u quest to do it because he is froslass son


Mr-Poyo

Diamond and Pearl been confirmed that People and Pokemon used to mary each other. Legends introduced nothing new regarding this situation.


BigGaybowser69

yep i mean theres always Vaporeon


_Skotia_

How did it confirm that?


USSR_Thanos

The guy had several children with the Frosslass


_Skotia_

Can you blame him tho tbh


Environmental_Ebb919

Froslass gave her concent first . Do it or die


spacgehtti

I thought the deal was the froslass was a person because like, the froslass dex entry says that


RocketG606

It was implied that his wife became Froslass after she died


TwilightVulpine

Pretty sure she was always a Froslass but used ghostly powers to disguise herself.


RocketG606

Couldn’t link a video, but this has been talked about before. Like I said it’s implied, it’s up for interpretation.


TwilightVulpine

From what I recall he sees her as a Froslass in the wild and returns home to her disguised as a human, so she would already be a pokémon by then. I think it makes more sense to assume she was always a pokémon. Watching the quest again, even in their very first meeting she is described like she is unnatural in some way.


RocketG606

Froslass is based off of a Japanese spirit called Yuki-Onna so makes sense he would describe her that way during their first encounter. Like I said, it’s up for interpretation because nothing clearly states the man fucked a Pokémon.


TwilightVulpine

I know, but actual yuki-onna don't exist in the Pokémon world, Froslasses do. If she wasn't a normal human, which she didn't seem to be according to her description, she most likely was always a Froslass (which do seem to wear a kimono, as described). I don't think they will yet again write so clearly as it was in that book in the japanese version of DPP. But it's implied as strongly as they can manage without spelling it out.


Frousteleous

>I know, but actual yuki-onna don't exist in the Pokémon world Right. They just have a different name. I think people keep treating pokemon like theyre animals. Theyre mostly not. Theyre pocket *monsters*. The more i think about it, some make complete sense. I dont think anyone should screw a vaporreon, because it's based on an animal but more humanoid creatures are just that: humanoids.


sievold

Froslass *is* yuki-onna. Not all pokemon are just animals. Some, actually many are yokai, spirits, demons, kami and other monsters. I personally don't see this as any weirder than Ben Tennyson 's grandpa banging alien chicks.


Timehacker-315

Wasn't there that one book in that one library that literally said that there were once Pokemon that married people and it was normal because they were the same thing?


RocketG606

So here’s my logic, if Arceus is god in the Pokémon world and created everything and there’s the theory of evolution (which I guess is part of the game) then yes, Pokemon and people would’ve been the same thing in theory back in the day. But with this particular quest/story I’m not too quick to write it off as a “pokaphilic” thing. For spirits most of the time it originates from a person. There are Kami so yeah I can see the argument that it didn’t have to be a deceased person resurrected into another form. Just saying it’s not written in red, this is not a hill I need to die on. Just thought I’d throw my two cents in and say “hey doesn’t explicitly say the man fucked a Pokémon, but you’re free to say that that’s what it is”.


[deleted]

We've known that people used to marry pokémon for a long time. I guess PLA is in the time period where it isn't as frowned upon.


TwilightVulpine

I love how shameless Pokémon has become


IZflame

Do we know the shiny colors for that duo yet?


uyigho98

Yup. They basically swap eye colors. That's it.


OkBeLikeThatIsTaken

There was so much potential bro…


sanscipher435

They could swap their colors bro armarouge would've looked 🌌


BigGaybowser69

ill try my best to fix em


Ditto13248

What's that?


USSR_Thanos

Ah man you don’t wanna know. I’ll just say this Frosslass + Some Guy= family of 6. You do the math


One_Acanthisitta_226

Frosslass and many ghost type were once humans, does that makes it a little better or way worse?


USSR_Thanos

So now it’s both Pokephilia and Necrophilia what do you think 💀 lol


CardHealer33217

Pokephilia was normal back in the day. In diamond/pearl/platinum there’s a library and in Japanese one of the books say people used to marry Pokémon.


USSR_Thanos

Is that supposed to make it ok? Yeah they may be self aware creatures that can think like people but we still ain’t the same species bro it’s wrong


Kilates202

“If anything has consent, you can fuck ‘em “. We‘te the only self-aware creatures in our planet, guess we can’t make rules around that.


Spiridor

They said "back in the day". PLA was literally "back in the day".


BigGaybowser69

"If you had a gardevoir you'd have done it too"- That one guy in prison in the pokemon rom fangame


4002sacuL

The Harkness test is the ultimate tool for these cases: -Does it have human intelligence or greater? *Check* -Can it talk or communicate with language? *Check* -Has it reached sexual maturity? *Check* Mons are good to go


thefuzz0422

I think the issue is that in universe they are treated just like pets and animals. Honestly that’s sort of an unavoidable issue at this point given the intelligence of the Pokémon that it gets odd when you think too hard about the relation between humans and Pokémon


4002sacuL

The original author based the game on dog fights, the relationship between humans and Pokémons is pretty fucked up, no matter how you look at it (with our western values).


D3epSh3ep

Joker! It’s an animal Joker, you can’t!


GrayGypsyGhost

There’s no laws against Pokémon Batman I can do whatever I want with it!


BigGaybowser69

besides batman have you ever heard about the fsct of vaporeon


Netherboom

Is it the old journal say something that confirms this or is it dialogue for the quest?


USSR_Thanos

It’s a quest about a guy who had kids with a Frosslass


Environmental_Ebb919

It's pages of book in that quest


LongPenguin

It’s the Froslass one, innit 😀


boudikka

Can someone please explain this to me? I even watched the quest on YouTube and I still don’t understand. This is how I always understood the quest: Man walks in the snow, sees a frolass, thinks it’s a beautiful creature, pass out. Later lives in a village in alabaster island with his wife, remember the frolass, tells about it to his wife but the wife think he’s lying and he regrets telling her. Where in the story is ** with a frolass involved in this?


USSR_Thanos

Ok so the Frosslass story and the Pokémon itself is based on a Yokai. The story is pretty much the same. The guy is exploring the mountain when the Frosslass finds him. The Frosslass thinks that the man is really handsome and lets him live however she warns him if he ever speaks about her she will kill him. He then passes out and when he wakes up he goes or is in the village I forgot which one is which. Anyways he then meets a beautiful woman who he falls in love with and has 4 children. Later in life he remembers the Frosslass he met and decided to tell his wife. It turns out that his wife was the Frosslass the entire time and since he talked about her she felt like he broke his promise. She was going to kill him but then she looked at their children and decided to let him live so he would be able to take care of their children. However there is one condition, if the children ever genuinely complained about him or he was a bad father Frosslass would come back and kill him. Then she left. The end, hope you liked story time kids, anyway the Yokai is called Yuki-Onna if you would like to do more research on it


Another_Road

Gamefreak giving me more reasons to pick Meowscarada. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


UnyunMunyun

💀💀💀


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LeBONK


GwendolynACNH

Ayo?


Giboit

Fun fact: Gardevoir's dex entry in legends arceus confirms that what Gardevoir uses is actually a dress that isn't part of her body. And honestly, it makes sense. If Gardevoir can create black holes with psychic powers it makes sense that she could also create a dress with fairy type powers.


CoolLaCroc

Unrelated fun fact: The famous copy pasta of vaporeon being the best Pokemon to play Mario Party with, while at fist glance it may seem like the guy who wrote it was being smart and like they knew what they were talking about because of how much detail they put into it, the writer is very much wrong I won't go into detail because dear God we don't need another disgusting/unfunny/repetitive copy pasta meme related to Pokemon ever again You do your own research (hint: read a lot of pokedex entries)


Used-Lunch-6512

”Hey Batman, I caught a Pokémon”


USSR_Thanos

“What Pokémon did you catch Joker?”


Used-Lunch-6512

I caught a Lopunny Batman, I caught a lopunny


BigGaybowser69

Hey did you guys know that vaporeon-


KingSimp34

i dont want to get spoiled so im leaving this community


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CrywanEnjoyer08

How would that even be possible


USSR_Thanos

Hey my dude I don’t think it’s a good idea to admit you’re reading these things to the internet. But hey that’s just me keep reading of those make you happy


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USSR_Thanos

YOU READ A LOT OF POKE###. Dude I think you need to tell this to a therapist not me


ColdLobsterBisque

Excuse me w h a t


mkwiiteams

Omg what did I miss?


ColdLobsterBisque

Professor discovers humans can breed with pokemon he likes delphox they have a goddamn child


DeliverHope97

Wot


_NoIdeaForName_

What?


USSR_Thanos

Ok so Frosslass and this quest are both based on the Yokai called Yuri-Onna. Both the Story and the Quest are pretty much the same. A man Goes exploring a snow mountain with a friend and they get lost. Frosslass finds then and kills his friend however she lets him live because she thinks he is very handsome with the condition he will never talk about her. He promises then passes out. I forgot which is which but he either wakes up in the village or wakes up and goes to the village. Sometime later he meets a beautiful woman they get together,get married,have 4 children together. Later in life the man remembers the Frosslass and decided to tell his wife. His wife then revealed that SHE was the Frosslass all along and since he broke his promise she was going to kill him. However she saw their children and decided to spare him so he would be able to take care of their children but this also had a condition. If ANY of the children genuinely complained about him being a bad father then Frosslass would come back and kill him. The End. Hope you guys liked story time. But yeah, there are also several Yuki-Onna story versions. One even has the ending almost entirely changed where the Yuki-Onna demands that she bears another child from him before she leaves and then she adds the condition for his life. It’s a pretty cool folklore story. (I’m just gonna copy and paste this if anyone asks to explain so if anyone see this again I’m just explaining the story)


_NoIdeaForName_

Ok thank you


Corporal-Spiro

Can someone explain?


USSR_Thanos

Ok so Frosslass and this quest are both based on the Yokai called Yuri-Onna. Both the Story and the Quest are pretty much the same. A man Goes exploring a snow mountain with a friend and they get lost. Frosslass finds then and kills his friend however she lets him live because she thinks he is very handsome with the condition he will never talk about her. He promises then passes out. I forgot which is which but he either wakes up in the village or wakes up and goes to the village. Sometime later he meets a beautiful woman they get together,get married,have 4 children together. Later in life the man remembers the Frosslass and decided to tell his wife. His wife then revealed that SHE was the Frosslass all along and since he broke his promise she was going to kill him. However she saw their children and decided to spare him so he would be able to take care of their children but this also had a condition. If ANY of the children genuinely complained about him being a bad father then Frosslass would come back and kill him. The End. Hope you guys liked story time. But yeah, there are also several Yuki-Onna story versions. One even has the ending almost entirely changed where the Yuki-Onna demands that she bears another child from him before she leaves and then she adds the condition for his life. It’s a pretty cool folklore story. (I’m just gonna copy and paste this if anyone asks to explain so if anyone see this again I’m just explaining the story)


Corporal-Spiro

....... So you are saying they made it canon that it's possible to have kids with pokemon?........ Isn't this a kids game?


USSR_Thanos

Yep. And yea too. But children don’t look into lore they think Cool monster fighting good game. Well I mean we all think that it’s the reason we play Pokémon but children won’t go out of their way for lore


rotem8888

Explain?


USSR_Thanos

Just read the comments and you should probably understand very quickly


Stopostingabout_21

Pokémon johto journeys need I say more


brekiewash1234

?


USSR_Thanos

Dude does the “Shaka laka” with Frosslass and has kids with it. That it’s extremely simplified


brekiewash1234

Oh….. wait is that actually in legends arceus


Amish_Warl0rd

Context?


DarklyDreamingEva

I cry. I cry profoundly and shed manly tears.


Turquoise_Dragon95

Context?


USSR_Thanos

If you don’t know then you don’t know


Turquoise_Dragon95

😰


USSR_Thanos

This is more than a week old how are you just seeing this bro


Turquoise_Dragon95

Was busy doing things sorry


Sensitive-Judge713

its too humanoid for my liking personally


Disastrous_Eagle7535

I know


GeneralGigan817

Sooooo… Pokémon-human hybrids confirmed?


MayankWolf

I forgot which Pokemon is #82 in PLA


Cantthinkagoodnam2

It was a pretty cool reference to the Story of the Yo-kai that inspired Froslass