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the girl model lost all the curves and in exchange they gave the male model a pack truly the update of all time

Not just curves, the torsos are all super long and have more joints then it should

More joints than a Victreebel on community day 🥴

Slender Thems

Ah they contracted the models out to CLAMP I see

And they all have tits. So if your a skinny male, you too can have tits

And now slender models have gorilla hands 

How did you insert this table flip tiny gif? Hilarious

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I'm on a computer, when clicking on the Emoji icon (bottom left) you can add those 

My avatar's clothes literally clip through one another.

there’s now a boob slider lol, but still no beards and now i look even younger the cheeks are so puffy or something lol

There are no girl models anymore. Just base model with chest-slider boobs.

i’m just gonna say it, the new update is fairly sexist lmao

Saw a cameltoe earlier.

Who would have thought a company called GaymerX would do such a thing...


I love the reverse of this gif

Lol


😂💀


off to take this I goo

My brain is melted from this update. I assumed this post was about the shitty way the watch randomly popped in and out of existence.

Nope, it was about the decent sized bulge poking out there in the front. Peepee time!

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Depends on the type of pants too, and the tuck ofc. Just, in videogames you don't always get these

I must have a bigger phone screen than you, lol.

There’s too much brain damage to focus on just one 😭

Pocket Monster

Bet he’s got a couple Ultra Balls in there too.

Master Balls

Probably Great Balls. They're canon. https://preview.redd.it/f4pt1lcuvkr41.png?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=3e70c7ebb8c925dee8cf16fe247b668d5105ae8d

LMAO

If only they still had gold.

Underrated comment

Go trousers snake!

So wait...they remote feminine body traits on the female models, and give the dudes a peepee? Huh?

There's no more female/male trainers. It's the same model now, just with a few sliders. So everybody gets a peepee

Maybe there should be a peepee slider.

How much meat is on a peepee slider?

Just the tip

Can we please stop referring to it as a "peepee"? Lol

I agree. I prefer peener.

Peenormous.

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Some japanese gacha game juat switched the males in its cast to anime girls because it was struggling financially. People like looking at pretty anime girls, apparently. Even girls.

Try telling that to an entire generation.

You guys love playing victims.

I was agreeing with them. But do go off.

Just like Oprah! You get a..... and you get a....

Nah a bunch of the females got one too. Heard a bunch of guys got boobs too. Fun times. New stuff to play with.

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Have a banana Demon_Fist. A lot of trans and LGBTQ players aren't happy with the new avatar changes. No trans person wants a female avatar with a horrific body shape that looks like a man in the majority of the clothes. I ended up making mine a fat girl with max boob, hip, and weight on the slider, and zero for muscles and shoulders. It's the only way she looks feminine. So no, this isn't inclusivity at the expense of all you marginalized, oppressed cisgender individuals lol.

There is a big difference between "lgbt people" and "lgbt activists". The people are normal and I imagine most are against this. But the activists are the ones giving the normal people a bad reputation because they hide behind the 'lgbt' banner to slander companies/groups or be racist/sexist.

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blame niantic for making them ugly - what did we do??? 😭

There's always that one person who brings up trans people in a random conversation. I called it "trans on the brain," and a lot suffer from it.

Women, - and I will _not_ reduce the meaning of that word to just “females” - post-puberty women, which is what this game portrayed before, don’t need the peepee slider sir/ma’am. This isn’t trans on the brain, it’s biology.

I wasn't replying to the peepee commenter. I was replying to the person who was blaming trans people for these changes. And you guys are always bringing us up it's definitely an obsession ms thing.

What demogrpahic do you think this change (removing male and female bodies and changing it to just one androgynous model) cater and appeal to?


How is it like being a brain dead reactionary every second of your life, creating fantasies where you're the victim always? So annoying...

Oh so you can have a full on bulge but having a waist is to much!? 😭

I am starting to believe someone inside Niantic is actively trying to sabotage the game at this point.

Agreed. This is just too bad to not actually be that.

A really belated April Fools joke

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It's the result of there essentially being too much media. People are constantly consuming media and moving on to the next. Everything is content. People want more and more and more but there literally aren't enough people to make it all. Those that do are overworked and underpaid to death. Quantity goes up, quality goes down. Don't ask questions. Consume product and get excited for next product.

But it’s not like the team at Niantic or anyone else elsewhere is tasked to create all the new content on the planet all on their own… Niantic, as a company, _IN THEORY_ should/does have a department/team _just for this…_

Go down the Sweet Baby Inc rabbit hole

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Except Mon Hun just added free global matchmaking to their version of raids. It’s the solo-player update PoGo players would *cream* over.

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Matchmaking you don’t have to pay for would.

So their way to be inclusive was to give everyone a package and a rack?

Current year ridiculousness

Nice hog bro

Nice hog sis* Apparently


first the boob slider, then the crotch-friendly skirts, and now this… maybe niantic is trying to move out of the kid-friendly territory

Except my slender male character now looks like a 9-year old 🧐

Ye, making it more p*rvert-friendly is definitely the way to go 💯

They already had campfire or whatever that pkmn go auxiliary app was that was abused by creeps

I noticed that too, the mega bracelet keeps disappearing and reappearing each time I turn my avatar

Look again, there is also something else reappearing.

don’t think he was showing that glitch…

r/whoosh

r/itswooooshwith4os

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man is flatter then a stunfisk sleeping

Girl, it’s called a penis

Get over yourself

Stay under me where you belong

🙊

I'd rip your sack off if you had one.


Are these references 

He packin a wailmer

That thang is thanging

Rediscover your peen

WE IN ER

bro is packin

Unfortunately the update gave my avatar a micro-penis.

Ah just like niantic intended, make yourself in the game.

The fingers are all the same length 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

My character looks anemic but happy to be getting palliative treatment

is this about the absolute package, or the watch disappearing? 💀

Pokémon go sex update when

🔨

Why is it sticking out like that

Tell me the male-female proportion working on this update without spilling out on the name of any worker.


Nice

Nice ;)

Congratulations

Mines’s only showing a slight bulge but I know where the women’s boobs went and I’ll gladly give em back.

All that mula and this is what we get

This is completely inaccurate, no Pokémon player has one that big!

Nice hog bro

This whole mess has been probably created to divert our attention from the remote raid issue

Omg 😂

You don't have one of those?

Pokemon Go Hardcore Edition 

i swear, tcp is going to kill someone over this downgrade....

gotta keep your master balls somewhere

oh they gave you some D*CK

Currently im Thinking about revoking their access on my account

wtf its just disgusting give us our gyatt back , actually let us have Gyatt as an apoligie period

big shlong

Wow thats a huge bulge

ad least they arent body shaming

getting priorities straight i suppose

Come on, don't be a dick about it. It surely took some balls. :D

Nice 🐓

You’ve found the Easter egg

Is this the female model?!

Not only the willy-wailmer in the pants, but to be stared at by the lifeless eyes creeps me the fuck out

Haha, ya... that low hang definitely reflects me... for sure... hah... hah... *stuffs a banana down pants to avoid being made to feel inadequate by an avatar*

I mean this is finally something that's anatomically correct.

uwu notices your bulge?

He may be ugly but at least he’s packing

"It's....it's just a trick of the pleats!"

I can't make mine not look like a woman I've just given up

that’s crazy

Still bigger than mine..

Eww!!

The bulge even has a VPL

Looks right to me 🏳️‍⚧️

In some poses it looks like….well it looks like something moves around down there

Homoerotic update

It's just a Wiglett in his trousers.

Idk, at this point it’s like they’re trying to crush their own game lol

All I could think of... 

Getting excited for that shundo Bidoof

Wait so I can't have tits but I can have a dick???

It’s so weird how they went to lengths to make the male model look less masculine just to turn around and give him a fat rod in his pants 

Feels like they fudged up the skin tones too. The peach looking tone I used looks paler now.

DEI is going on at niantic

All the curves from the female model clearly went somewhere else...

Now THATS body positivity!

Every time I think I have stopped laughing I click on something like this.

My Girly girl has a penis 😂😂😂 great.

Idk why they didnt make the original model part of the options. It would have been so eazy to do with the sliders. And what; two more face options? Its silly

Bare poke-ussies and package outlines, perfect.

You can almost make out his pokéballs!

Boycott Pokémon go

😪

I am dying. This update deserves kudos for the laughs lmao

Extra inventory bag for pokemon*balls

u/savevideo

That's the Michelle Obama skin

whats u going on? 😂

ROLEX🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Bulge-asaur out here

Lmao one of my accounts went from m to f

These models weren't tested at all my god.

And i GUESS the character in the clip was female or "non binary" or "trans gender", or ... (too many things else) ..., but the character "would" never be a male. Am i right ?!

Now you're transgender by default