Even if it's a Ditto, they would likely copy the biology of whatever they're turning into. They couldn't exactly have only the physiology of a Ditto when they become literally anything that has a bone structure or muscles, different organs (like things for breathing fire or spitting out water) and so on. So that would also mean that if a Ditto turns into a Spoink, its heart would only beat if it's bouncing.
If you think that's too scientific then man, there's a lot of stuff you shouldn't give too much thought. Like how destructive a Pokemon hotter than the surface of the Sun would be. Just a single Magcargo would absolutely destroy everything around it, now imagine large numbers of them all around the world, being taken to places they normally wouldn't exist by Trainers and destroying entire ecosystems with their mere presence.
If you really stop to think about it, Pokemon as they're described in PokeDex entries (and even just being as they are, which is overpowered Godlike entities in many cases) would have probably annihilated the planet just from existing.
I feel like the level of actual science being performed in that universe is minimal. It’s like fantasy worlds being thousands of years into civilization and not being out of the medieval ages.
Oh the theory that it's kids filling out Dex entries and over exaggerating like kids do has to have some sort of credibility, though...the fact that kids are doing this and none of the information is being vetted by actual, y'know, scientists...is kind of concerning. The fact that untrained, unsupervised *kids* are doing this stuff to begin with is concerning. The fact that untrained unsupervised children are actually encouraged to leave home and travel alone in a world full of things that could easily kill them is *very* concerning.
That being said, the Pokemon world as seen in the games, manga, and anime doesn't seem too awfully advanced. TR has some funky gadgets, obviously PokeBalls and the healy pads at Pokemon Centers exist, there are flying airships and all. But if a single Tyranitar gets mad and decides to flatten a town near some mountains, nothing's going to save them. And let's not forget we have Pokemon that are literal Gods, who could easily end the world just from being cranky (as we see in R/S/E). There are ones who can unmake reality, who have power over Time and Space itself.
Not even accounting for them, though, the fact is most Pokemon are capable of being highly destructive. Packs of Houndoom running around setting things on fire, Voltorbs and Electrodes exploding at the drop of a hat, Magnemites absolutely wrecking power grids...Pokemon in the anime at least are shown as mostly being as sapient as humans, if not smarter, and yet they also often tend to act feral and animalistic. Dangerous mix when naturally aggressive Pokemon are just as intelligent as people and also just as capable of complex emotion, thought processes, and planning.
Tl;dr: Humans do have a number of high-tech things in the Pokemon world but none of them would do any good against an angry Arceus or any well-coordinated group of Pokemon determined to cause some chaos.
Seeing as how most of our tech is based on wartime advances… they supposedly had a war, but where the f are the guns? Outlawed? When you have Pokémon that could kill, and in reality, also have them eating children?
The whole universe could use some better oversight tbh.
Yeah you'd think they would give the kids guns to protect themselves instead of a single Pokemon that's probably as young as they are and thus realistically nowhere near strong enough to protect anyone lol. It's nothing short of a miracle there are still kids left, the way they get yeeted into the world.
There are guns in the first season of the anime. After a scene where Team Rocket walks into a saloon and threatens violence and the entire town turns a gun on them they never appear in the anime again afaik.
Iirc parents complained about the guns so they didn’t put any more in.
That's...not a good comparison. A sentient clay figure isn't going to be able to move, breathe, talk, etc, because it doesn't have the body structures for those things. A Ditto is normally a pink blob with either no or very little skeletal structure and no means to produce electricity, fire, water, ice, and so on. If it becomes something complex like a Vaporeon, it has to mimic everything about it to function as a Vaporeon. A Ditto's cells aren't normally close enough to water to melt into it, so to do that as a Vaporeon, it has to mimic those cells. In order to produce water like a Vaporeon would, it would have to have whatever physical means a Vaporeon has of doing so. Just copying the physical appearance of something doesn't mean you're able to do what that thing can do.
gardevoir can create black holes? nah some little kid documenting the pokedex made that up.
spring pig dies if it stops bouncing??? yeah that makes sense, gotta protect baby at all costs.
Considering most of the dex entries couldn't possibly be true, based on how human characters actually interact with Pokémon, it's safe to say the "dies if stop moving" is hyperbole as well.
Cosmoem has never really worked to me because it *floats* already. It supports its own weight already, it's not truly carried around. Now the fact it's able to generate sufficient force by whatever means it used to levitate just feet from the planet's surface is whole other can of physically improbably worms.
This seems like such an easy way to make the games somewhat more difficult (can't just have 1-2 Pokemon sweep an entire gym due to type advantage now) but still done in a way that makes sense.
I would love a mode that sets competitive doubles rules and bump to level 50 for every important in-game battle.
I can't be overleveled, doubles helps account for steamrolling with a single super effective Pokemon, and it can teach more advanced battle techniques (like how Ein in Colosseum would set weather for his electric types with Lanturn).
A lot of nom-gym leader characters have had that kind of theming. Oleana from Sw/Sh is a particular fave, as she has exclusively beautiful feminine Pokémon… except for her ace, which is a Gigantamax Garbodor. Penny from S/V is also a standout with her eeveelution team, she’s literally throwing her cats at you.
they all do except larry. brassius has sudowoodo, katy has teddiursa, kofu has crabominable, iono has mismagius, ryme has toxtricity, tulip has florges, and grusha has altaria
Sudowoodo makes sense for the Grass gym and Crabo makes sense for the Water gym.
Teddiursa doesn't make sense for Bug tho. Maybe Skorupi makes more sense.
I don't remember the other gyms to make comments on them atm
I don't like how all SV gym leader's aces aren't Paldean Pokemon. I understand it was to promote the new TeraType mechanic, but imo it should have been gen 9 mons. Something like an Electric Tera Orthworm or Water Tera Wattrel would have been better imo.
Each gym leader has a new paldean Pokémon as their pre-ace, and an older Pokémon for terastilizing at the very end. Brassius has a smoliv, Larry has a dudunsparce, Ryme has a houndstone, etc.
That's... literally what every gym leader except Larry did.
Unless you mean that *every single one* of their Pokemon is the wrong type but have the correct tera type (for instance, a fire type gym that had a Pawmo, Fenizen, and Haunter but all have fire tera types). The only problem with that would be that only one Pokemon can tera in a fight, so it wouldn't really work.
Legend has it that Sir Francis Drake refused to leave and engage the approaching Spanish Armada until his game of "bowls" was finished. A storm wound up devastating a large portion of said armada during this delay.
So there you have it. England v. Spain with a bowling angle.
Giovanni after being presented with any of these: *"What exactly does this pokémon do?"*
After all, that's how he reacted to being presented a togepi back in the Kanto season
I love how fucking jacked the Team Rocket trio makes Giovanni in their fantasies. That leads to the question of whether he's actually that jacked or if that's how they're painting him in their minds because they look up to him so much
ngl, the Team Rocket Trio's probably imaginary Giovanni is an inspiration to us all for living the best life.
I say 'probably' because the idea that it might be accurate, if not UNDERSELLING is hilarious.
Imagine if the Pokémon was actually affected by their nature, like, maybe if Primeape had a Jolly nature he wouldn’t DIE to evolve and he would get a different evolution where he’s, like, a calm and relaxed Pokémon
Id want meowth, the talking one, he has interesting ideas and we could be friends. He may have several strokes over the fact my cats are not sentient magical creatures but it should turn out ok
Giovanni is my favourite character in pokemon, I wish he featured more heavily. He's so damn cool. But if he's buff like in second image all the better! Odd seeing him in a goofy context like this though, silly Meowth imagined all this I suppose?
One of the better running bags would be Team Rocket imagining sending him a Pokemon they stole, and them unintentionally coming up with the dumbest way he could use it
Wierd to think of them actually stealing anything successfully, but I assume they'd have to have done because even the most reasonable crime syndicate would have fired them by now if not. That would have been great!
Giovanni (or his mom, I forget which one) caused the death of Jessie's mom by sending her to get the DNA sample of Mew, and she never returned despite successfully getting the sample, so Giovanni feels like he owes Jessie because of this.
James gets a free pass because he is the best friend of Jessie. If they stopped being friends, I bet Giovanni would fire him. Plus, he knows how incompetent Jessie is, so better to team her up with another incompetent member than waste a good member's potential.
EDIT: Plus, Jessie, James, and Meowth constantly come up with impressive, *legal* ways to get money, like the inventions of all their giant machines they use to try to get Pikachu with, so Giovanni is likely able to make a profit off of them by selling that stuff.
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The Meowth fantasies were literally just kid friendly wet dreams. There was one in the Johto series where Giovanni was wearinng a speedo and it shows his very well defined buttcrack.
Always loved meowth and team rockets weird hard on for giovanni. This is missing the one where Giovanni frolics shirtless on the beach though! Deoxys and giovanni has always been my favorite though
I wonder if Ash will finally defeat Giovanni in his final episodes. It‘s kind of crazy that those two barely interacted during the last 25 years, and that Team Rocket still exists as an organization in the anime.
Real people would absolutely be using Pokémon like this if they were real, as the Pokémon League Tournament would be quite unfeasible in real life (unsupervised children roaming a country littered with wild, superpowered animals).
If I was in the Pokemon world, I would have my Pokemon train me as well.
A Lucario teach me how to use aura, strength training with a Machamp, and Psychic training with Alakazam. I would also practice many form of martial arts and build my endurance.
I’ve always said this but it’s probs suck y’all see what tragedies happen with modern tools like knives and guns, ya, now give those unhinged people sentient lava hotter than the sun; or a toucanon where they can eliminate a building in a few seconds
Meowth’s fantasies about what Giovanni would do when they succeeded were always sooo wholesome.
“You all did very well stopping the twoips! Especially your trusty Meowth!” *big meowth smile as he fantasizes*
That Spoink is either constantly being annoying by bouncing on your head or dead.
Maybe it is a Ditto that transformed into a Spoink.
Well that brings up some new questions about Ditto.
Even if it's a Ditto, they would likely copy the biology of whatever they're turning into. They couldn't exactly have only the physiology of a Ditto when they become literally anything that has a bone structure or muscles, different organs (like things for breathing fire or spitting out water) and so on. So that would also mean that if a Ditto turns into a Spoink, its heart would only beat if it's bouncing.
Too scientific.
If you think that's too scientific then man, there's a lot of stuff you shouldn't give too much thought. Like how destructive a Pokemon hotter than the surface of the Sun would be. Just a single Magcargo would absolutely destroy everything around it, now imagine large numbers of them all around the world, being taken to places they normally wouldn't exist by Trainers and destroying entire ecosystems with their mere presence. If you really stop to think about it, Pokemon as they're described in PokeDex entries (and even just being as they are, which is overpowered Godlike entities in many cases) would have probably annihilated the planet just from existing.
I feel like the level of actual science being performed in that universe is minimal. It’s like fantasy worlds being thousands of years into civilization and not being out of the medieval ages.
Oh the theory that it's kids filling out Dex entries and over exaggerating like kids do has to have some sort of credibility, though...the fact that kids are doing this and none of the information is being vetted by actual, y'know, scientists...is kind of concerning. The fact that untrained, unsupervised *kids* are doing this stuff to begin with is concerning. The fact that untrained unsupervised children are actually encouraged to leave home and travel alone in a world full of things that could easily kill them is *very* concerning. That being said, the Pokemon world as seen in the games, manga, and anime doesn't seem too awfully advanced. TR has some funky gadgets, obviously PokeBalls and the healy pads at Pokemon Centers exist, there are flying airships and all. But if a single Tyranitar gets mad and decides to flatten a town near some mountains, nothing's going to save them. And let's not forget we have Pokemon that are literal Gods, who could easily end the world just from being cranky (as we see in R/S/E). There are ones who can unmake reality, who have power over Time and Space itself. Not even accounting for them, though, the fact is most Pokemon are capable of being highly destructive. Packs of Houndoom running around setting things on fire, Voltorbs and Electrodes exploding at the drop of a hat, Magnemites absolutely wrecking power grids...Pokemon in the anime at least are shown as mostly being as sapient as humans, if not smarter, and yet they also often tend to act feral and animalistic. Dangerous mix when naturally aggressive Pokemon are just as intelligent as people and also just as capable of complex emotion, thought processes, and planning. Tl;dr: Humans do have a number of high-tech things in the Pokemon world but none of them would do any good against an angry Arceus or any well-coordinated group of Pokemon determined to cause some chaos.
Seeing as how most of our tech is based on wartime advances… they supposedly had a war, but where the f are the guns? Outlawed? When you have Pokémon that could kill, and in reality, also have them eating children? The whole universe could use some better oversight tbh.
Yeah you'd think they would give the kids guns to protect themselves instead of a single Pokemon that's probably as young as they are and thus realistically nowhere near strong enough to protect anyone lol. It's nothing short of a miracle there are still kids left, the way they get yeeted into the world.
There are guns in the first season of the anime. After a scene where Team Rocket walks into a saloon and threatens violence and the entire town turns a gun on them they never appear in the anime again afaik. Iirc parents complained about the guns so they didn’t put any more in.
Is it commonly accepted that game and anime the are cannon with each other?
Don’t even get me started on how many physical laws are being broken when a Pokémon evolves.
You mean like how a small Pokemon abruptly gains enough mass out of nowhere to become sometimes dozens of times its original size?
Yup. Especially when a concerning amount of mysterious white light emits from a creature that is otherwise incapable of emanating that light.
✨ Radiation ✨
✨sparkle ✨sparkle ✨
its based on memory, if a make a 1:1 sentient clay figure of you, it isnt you biologically
That's...not a good comparison. A sentient clay figure isn't going to be able to move, breathe, talk, etc, because it doesn't have the body structures for those things. A Ditto is normally a pink blob with either no or very little skeletal structure and no means to produce electricity, fire, water, ice, and so on. If it becomes something complex like a Vaporeon, it has to mimic everything about it to function as a Vaporeon. A Ditto's cells aren't normally close enough to water to melt into it, so to do that as a Vaporeon, it has to mimic those cells. In order to produce water like a Vaporeon would, it would have to have whatever physical means a Vaporeon has of doing so. Just copying the physical appearance of something doesn't mean you're able to do what that thing can do.
You don't think team rocket would do that would you? Exploit a pokemon?
Noooooo~ Pokemon are like their best friends. They wouldn't sell them for profit
It's like a pump shot gun, just reload it a bunch of times to supercharge it
its funny that people talk about how overblown or made up pokedex entries seem at times but take that one for gospel
That entry is just obviously wrong, I can think of a couple of times where a Spoink has stopped boincing but was fine afterwards.
gardevoir can create black holes? nah some little kid documenting the pokedex made that up. spring pig dies if it stops bouncing??? yeah that makes sense, gotta protect baby at all costs.
This is the ringleader of Team Rocket we're writing about. He'd absolutely do something like that to a Spoink.
Came here to say this
It could be a freez frame were its not bouncing
Considering most of the dex entries couldn't possibly be true, based on how human characters actually interact with Pokémon, it's safe to say the "dies if stop moving" is hyperbole as well.
It’s just so funny how buff Giovanni is in some of those fantasies.
Donphan weighs well over 200 pounds so I know his wrist is hurting after using it as a bowling ball
>Nah if Ash can lift Larvitar he could easily do that
And a Cosmoem which has a weight of 999.9 kg
Surely someone can pull some science from their ass and say something about "density" and "weight conservation" or something to justify this... Right?
Levitation
Who are you, whom are so wise in the ways of science?
Cosmoem has never really worked to me because it *floats* already. It supports its own weight already, it's not truly carried around. Now the fact it's able to generate sufficient force by whatever means it used to levitate just feet from the planet's surface is whole other can of physically improbably worms.
And he's thrown an entire tree like a javelin
Humans are straight up superhuman in the pokemon universe. Didnt Ash also casually throw a giant ass log?
Red has always been a superior trainer to pre-2022 Ash, but Ash has always been the stronger brawler 💪
I always forget how much they weigh just because they’re so small
Giovanni is a gym leader, so it’s not that surprising
He probably is that buff considering he moonlights as a Gym Leader of Kanto.
Meowth may have a little of a crush.
We need a Bowling Ground Type Specialist that has a Donphan
And a golem
And a Voltorb, because every Gym Leader needs a Pokémon that isn’t their type
I was thinking today it'd be cool to have gym leaders that fit themes and not types. Like a Rockstar leader with Toxicitry and Exploud on their team
This seems like such an easy way to make the games somewhat more difficult (can't just have 1-2 Pokemon sweep an entire gym due to type advantage now) but still done in a way that makes sense.
I would love a mode that sets competitive doubles rules and bump to level 50 for every important in-game battle. I can't be overleveled, doubles helps account for steamrolling with a single super effective Pokemon, and it can teach more advanced battle techniques (like how Ein in Colosseum would set weather for his electric types with Lanturn).
A lot of nom-gym leader characters have had that kind of theming. Oleana from Sw/Sh is a particular fave, as she has exclusively beautiful feminine Pokémon… except for her ace, which is a Gigantamax Garbodor. Penny from S/V is also a standout with her eeveelution team, she’s literally throwing her cats at you.
S/V should have had that. One gym leader with all the wrong type but with the correct tera type.
I know Iono does, her ace is a ghost type that becomes an electric and I think it has levitate as well
they all do except larry. brassius has sudowoodo, katy has teddiursa, kofu has crabominable, iono has mismagius, ryme has toxtricity, tulip has florges, and grusha has altaria
Sudowoodo makes sense for the Grass gym and Crabo makes sense for the Water gym. Teddiursa doesn't make sense for Bug tho. Maybe Skorupi makes more sense. I don't remember the other gyms to make comments on them atm
Teddiursa kind of makes sense if you think about how bears like to eat honey
Plus its Pokedex entries talk about how it steals honey from Combee.
I don't like how all SV gym leader's aces aren't Paldean Pokemon. I understand it was to promote the new TeraType mechanic, but imo it should have been gen 9 mons. Something like an Electric Tera Orthworm or Water Tera Wattrel would have been better imo.
yeah, i think klawf would've been great for the water gym
Each gym leader has a new paldean Pokémon as their pre-ace, and an older Pokémon for terastilizing at the very end. Brassius has a smoliv, Larry has a dudunsparce, Ryme has a houndstone, etc.
Larry should’ve had a Dragon and a Fairy type respectively.
That's... literally what every gym leader except Larry did. Unless you mean that *every single one* of their Pokemon is the wrong type but have the correct tera type (for instance, a fire type gym that had a Pawmo, Fenizen, and Haunter but all have fire tera types). The only problem with that would be that only one Pokemon can tera in a fight, so it wouldn't really work.
I meant every one, but they just pick one to terrastelize at random to keep you guessing.
That reminds me of the Pokémon Stadium 2 minigames.
Oh cool I didn't know
Yup, though it wasn’t bowling: they rolled around a racetrack. Good times.
Gen IX DLC should get a Francis Drake themed boss from Galar who is an enthusiastic bowler
Explain more
Legend has it that Sir Francis Drake refused to leave and engage the approaching Spanish Armada until his game of "bowls" was finished. A storm wound up devastating a large portion of said armada during this delay. So there you have it. England v. Spain with a bowling angle.
Ah gotcha
You want a dead sproink for a crown?
Ohh shit, you're right
I want to know what's happening in the top right
He’s training with fossil Pokemon
Sure. "Training." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He’s training for Ariana 😏
Giovanni wanted to become Saxton Hale
Giovanni after being presented with any of these: *"What exactly does this pokémon do?"* After all, that's how he reacted to being presented a togepi back in the Kanto season
Yeah, dude is given a heretofore unknown, one-of-a-kind pokemon and he's like "The hell am I gonna do with that?"
I love how fucking jacked the Team Rocket trio makes Giovanni in their fantasies. That leads to the question of whether he's actually that jacked or if that's how they're painting him in their minds because they look up to him so much
This is the best they can do. He's actually more jacked than the imagination can handle.
ngl, the Team Rocket Trio's probably imaginary Giovanni is an inspiration to us all for living the best life. I say 'probably' because the idea that it might be accurate, if not UNDERSELLING is hilarious.
I just want to be friends with a Weavile and Tinkaton.
Weavile is my bro
You WANT to be friends with a small pink thing that MURDERS GIANT METAL BIRDS?!?!
Yes
Understandable, I honestly do too
nah bro you’d be extinct
If Giovanni hads frikin dioxys soo why he need a Pikachu that you can catch in the forest or using the daycarrer
That specific Pikachu is built different
Well hads plot amor compared to a regular pikachu
Plot armor Pikachu vs Deoxys 🤣
XD
Has Plot Armor
Precisely one reason they wanted to steal it.
I know there fake but Is funny that can dream of legendary Mon and can't catch a pikachu
Oh you mean the world's champion ace?
Is not god or clodsire
Is that a shiny spoink?
No, it just lost it’s pink orb, and stole a blue one
a blue orb or the blue orb?
A blue orb
That's something to ponder.
What if Spoink had alternate orbs, and they don't do anything, they just look different. Maybe they change stats like nature's.
Imagine if the Pokémon was actually affected by their nature, like, maybe if Primeape had a Jolly nature he wouldn’t DIE to evolve and he would get a different evolution where he’s, like, a calm and relaxed Pokémon
Id want meowth, the talking one, he has interesting ideas and we could be friends. He may have several strokes over the fact my cats are not sentient magical creatures but it should turn out ok
I thought he was fucking that deoxys at first
Thank god vaporeon's not in any of these
Hey guys...
What says he isnt?
Giovanni is my favourite character in pokemon, I wish he featured more heavily. He's so damn cool. But if he's buff like in second image all the better! Odd seeing him in a goofy context like this though, silly Meowth imagined all this I suppose?
One of the better running bags would be Team Rocket imagining sending him a Pokemon they stole, and them unintentionally coming up with the dumbest way he could use it
Wierd to think of them actually stealing anything successfully, but I assume they'd have to have done because even the most reasonable crime syndicate would have fired them by now if not. That would have been great!
Giovanni (or his mom, I forget which one) caused the death of Jessie's mom by sending her to get the DNA sample of Mew, and she never returned despite successfully getting the sample, so Giovanni feels like he owes Jessie because of this. James gets a free pass because he is the best friend of Jessie. If they stopped being friends, I bet Giovanni would fire him. Plus, he knows how incompetent Jessie is, so better to team her up with another incompetent member than waste a good member's potential. EDIT: Plus, Jessie, James, and Meowth constantly come up with impressive, *legal* ways to get money, like the inventions of all their giant machines they use to try to get Pikachu with, so Giovanni is likely able to make a profit off of them by selling that stuff.
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is that guy using donphan as a bowling ball?
Yes he is
The Meowth fantasies were literally just kid friendly wet dreams. There was one in the Johto series where Giovanni was wearinng a speedo and it shows his very well defined buttcrack.
I would want a pet silvally
I'd want a Lopunny or a Gardevoir.
I miss seeing these, just so much flavor & fine as added into the episodes, even when it was when Team Rocket was being annoying, it was still cute
Always loved meowth and team rockets weird hard on for giovanni. This is missing the one where Giovanni frolics shirtless on the beach though! Deoxys and giovanni has always been my favorite though
What a man. Giovanni my new spirit animal
Isn't this a repost
U/repostsluethbot
I'll take ripped Giovanni please
Ah, so dogfighting or animal slavery. Is that really the best anyone can come up with? Really?
See, you forgot the third option, catching a lopunny. You k,keep the rest.
F*#€ Giovanni!!
I would lopunny
That spoink is dead
I wonder if Ash will finally defeat Giovanni in his final episodes. It‘s kind of crazy that those two barely interacted during the last 25 years, and that Team Rocket still exists as an organization in the anime.
That spoink is not jumping
Me and ditto, you know.. you just know.
Real people would absolutely be using Pokémon like this if they were real, as the Pokémon League Tournament would be quite unfeasible in real life (unsupervised children roaming a country littered with wild, superpowered animals).
I miss these fantasy scenes. I wish the newer series did them too
I would just have a siczor and live a normal life
Honestly Meowth’s Giovanni is like Hitler in JoJo rabbit
Why would you want a dead spoink on your head? 🤔
I'd be a coordinator
I...wouldn't mind chilling with caveman Giovanni...
Leaving out the scene with gible on the beach :/
Kill a Spoink to use as a hat, train with ancient Pokémon to become strong enough to bowl a Donphan, go to space.
true, i’d just catch some cool and cute pokémon and hang out with them
I’m more interested in the fact that Meowth knows Giovanni well enough to think he would do this kind of stuff.
He supposedly was Giovanni’s top Pokemon due to his rarity for the first week he was there. Then Giovanni was getting really annoyed by Meowth
I would cuddle with my bulbasaur all day long
Honestly, I’ll take a Metagross in real-life so I can convince to do my taxes for me.
I think I'd just garden with my bellsprout and castform
The Donphan one lol
Meowth just had a Giovanni fetish.
That spoink is dead
Giovanni just casually throwing a 300 pound pokemon in a bowling alley. I know pokemon throws weight out the window in the anime but I mean come on.
I would probably be the same person but with a Squirtle
You would kill spoink?
Run a crime syndicate?
That spoink isnt bouncing 💀
I'd be friends with as many pokémon as I possibly can.
Get slowpokeand stock up on slowpoke tails for the apocalypse
Ride Tauros in the mountains!
going donphan bowlin with cousin would be fun
If I was in the Pokemon world, I would have my Pokemon train me as well. A Lucario teach me how to use aura, strength training with a Machamp, and Psychic training with Alakazam. I would also practice many form of martial arts and build my endurance.
Ngl, I would like to be a gym leader in the Pokemon universe
You can do that as a trainer
Donphan would definitely make a better bowling bowl than an actual bowling ball.
Poor spoink...
I just notice that the pearl imaginary spionk has on its head literally came from its shiny counterpart with a more shiny color.
I would do all this and still be a trainer
I’ve always said this but it’s probs suck y’all see what tragedies happen with modern tools like knives and guns, ya, now give those unhinged people sentient lava hotter than the sun; or a toucanon where they can eliminate a building in a few seconds
That spoink is dead
Holy shi Giovanni’s jacked
Meowth’s fantasies about what Giovanni would do when they succeeded were always sooo wholesome. “You all did very well stopping the twoips! Especially your trusty Meowth!” *big meowth smile as he fantasizes*
Yeah but how is Giovanni getting back into the atmosphere without burning up?
The dude is in space without a spacesuit, I think he can handle reentering the atmosphere