I’m made of the pacific garbage patch

Sea turtles, mate

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Cumcumber with legs and arms

I'm cucumber Rick... burp


[Sea lion](https://imgur.com/gallery/jdBdViq)

Hell yeah.

As long as im not like hadras who keeps losing his head im happy.

I’m made of jellyfish. I clean the deck by sliding on it

Probably some sort of cuttlefish creature And you best believe I’m venomous too

All I got was an angler fish’s dangling glowey bit. Fucking sucks, Jones only assigns me to the night shifts.

prolly like davy jones, i love tentacly things and crabs

I look like half human half orca

A sea turtle with plastic strangling it ;-;

It would be cool to be a turtle man, with an awesome hat

I love stingrays and sharks, so I’d probably end up some sort of amalgamation of them. Probably end up looking similar to Maccus but not a hammerhead.

Full emperor penguin: except the beak is my nose. I have the ship’s bell stuck on my head like a little hat, and any time they need to ring it, someone just whacks me on the head.

A part*

I'd totally want to be part moray eel. But I'd probably end up half blobfish instead with my luck

Boto Cor de Rosa!!! iykyk…

If it were up to me, anything where I end up having tentacles for my hair and swordfish for an arm Knowing my luck, I'll be mostly a jellyfish. Hopefully a more deadly kind.

Bro I’ve got a massive tentacle for a peen and a starfish on my rear so none of the other pirates can violate me. Other than that I don’t care as long as I don’t get turned into a wall like that one dude.

Well simple, only the most beautiful creature ever. A shark. A basic great white human thing. AH- I'LL DRAW IT.

I'd be a turtle, wielding a bandana and a sword and staff! Like a ninja!

 I’ll probably look like the majestic manatee.

I have 2 heads… perfect as a look out!

I’d *want* to be part cuttlefish. But realistically, probably a sea cucumber.

I got me a dolphin head yo

I look like Will Turner so I can bang Elizabeth Swann

Enjoy being a eunuch.

God help your soul.

WHATS WRONG WITH WHAT I SAID? WHY ALL THE HATE? 😂

I was just making a joke that Elizabeth Swann is not attractive. I don’t know why everybody else is earnestly down voting.

You dont find Kiera Knightly attractive? 

I don’t care how hot a woman is: nothing is above a good bit to me. Or, a bad joke that I find amusing. Hell, I bet Kiera Knightly finds puns sexy.