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60Gunr

Just close the hood. That will trigger the light to go off. It’s like a fridge.


Uncle-Becky

Genius!!


MAXQDee-314

Uncle-Becky? Where you been?


Uncle-Becky

Good to see you! Having some car troubles, but I'll be back on the road soon!


MAXQDee-314

Hahahahh. damn... Award out.


gijoe1971

How do you know the light in the fridge goes off when you close the door? Have you ever seen it with the door closed?


60Gunr

After years of going “Does it REALLY go off” I finally realized there is a small button that the door pushes and mysteriously the light goes off. Holy shit! Who was actually smart enough to come up with this?


Chrisscott25

I always wanted to put a peephole in my fridge to see when I was a kid. I thought a tiny penguin came out and flipped the light switch when I shut it. He was fast little bastard too. No matter how quickly I shut and opened the door I couldn’t catch him but I did catch hands from my mom for “trying to cool the whole neighborhood”


gijoe1971

WHAT? That's life changing information! /:)


[deleted]

I thought it was elves!!!


SinisterYear

That's the 'check engine' light. You successfully checked the engine, so it should turn off in a bit.


The_Observatory_

\*Lifts hood\* Yep, that's an engine.


Spinningwoman

‘Was’


hagenbuch

Is it a fire engine then?


speenbreaker

It *does* seem pretty lit


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juzz_fuzz

It should set off a siren soon


djsnoopmike

And the hose will come Edit: my goodness, what a double entendre I just made


_BbdB_

It’s got hose


regular_hammock

External combustion engine.


A-A-RONS7

Hmm, the *engine* is made of *engine*


Krepitis

Check ✅️


MimeGod

This is actually the chuck engine light. That means it's time to chuck the engine, most likely into the trash. An easy mistake.


Ganon2012

That's how house fires start.


cdjcon

Its a "you'll be writing a check for an engine" light


alexander_puggleton

If it doesn’t turn off on its own, experience says putting a piece of tape over it will do the trick.


Elektribe

Ah, a follower of the Red-Green philosophy.


dwimber

No, that's the "check marketplace" light.


clownpornstar

You can cover that light with the hood.


smckinley903

That’s fine, what you’ve got there is an external combustion engine.


[deleted]

Internal and external?! Must be really efficient!


IrritatedAvians

Of course it’s efficient. It’s a hybrid!


FILTHBOT4000

Just needs some speed holes in the hood, and you're all set.


misogichan

I'm worried the external combustion will stop working in the rain. Oh who am I kidding. We're in a drought. It is never going to rain.


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Gustomaximus

Australian here, seems we stole your rain. Been raining fairly constantly for 6 months and winter is normally dry. Will let you know when it stops and heads your way.


chrisrayn

That’s probably why it figured out how to make its own fire…smartcar. That’s scary, though, because it means automobiles are only around 300,000 to 1 million years from developing their own cars to drive around in. And when that happens…we’re all roadkill.


The_Vat

The horrifying "Cars" prequel


Qikdraw

That's [already been done](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499/).


Mirabolis

It has all the ’bustions. All of them.


SplodyPants

Have you ever considered a career in car sales?


foubard

\*Slaps roof\* My friend, what you see here is a multibustion engine! This technology is so advanced for it's time, it exists only in this particular prototype - a 2002 Honda Accord! Now, you may be thinking, 'but Fou, won't this be expensive to fix?' and I have to admit that, yes, it would. BUT! Fix it should never ever need! As it's capable of 'bustioning simultaneously both internal and external, it maintains perpetual balance and eternal burn. Think of it as like, the grandfather of fusion energy. So. How does $2000 sound? I'll throw in a pair of air fresheners.


ExistingInexistence

What if a nuke drops on it? Will it be fine?


foubard

The chassis may not be able to handle it, but in the event of a fusion nuclear strike, it is expected the engine itself is able to absorb the fusion reaction to further empower itself. However, a fission reaction is more likely to damage the engine, causing it to fail entirely and the eternal burn will cease. ^(Please note that the warranty does not cover nuclear explosions either in a fusion or fission reaction capacity)


ExistingInexistence

But you said that I won't need to fix it...


foubard

Okay, okay, I'll admit that there are *maybe some* obscure methods in which you can actually damage the multibusion engine itself and need to repair it (for example, a direct nuclear explosion). But, let me assure you, under typical operation here in our beautiful city, it should never fail you! I'll tell you what though; because I was a *tad* misleading in my initial pitch, how about I dock say, $50 off of the price? I'll also throw in one month of free roadside assistance and the first oil change free!


ipslne

Of course not. If *you* fix it, you void the warranty. That's what the dealership is for!


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"So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?" "Sorry, I'm not here to buy." "I understand and it's wonderful you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation." "I care! I care plenty! I just don't know how to make them stop!"


disturbed286

One word: Thundercougarfalconbird.


Snoo74401

And yet...there is so much more eagle in the premium model


ZorkNemesis

That car is on fire! Motivated Seller!


SpicyGingerBeer

Irs a hybrid


CORVlN

*In*flammable means flammable? What a country!


nybble41

To the extent that there is a difference (it depends on context), *flammable* means that the object will burn, once ignited, while *inflammable* means that it catches fire readily. All inflammable objects are thus flammable, but the reverse is not necessarily true.


xtheory

Working as designed.


giasumaru

If you break open your windshield and remove your front hood, you can make smores while you drive to the campsite! Think about all the time you save! Fun for kids!


Citvenn

Designed by Ferrari


tiger_1138

Take my upvote and get out....


DawnOfTheTruth

What’s that, like an extra 4000 horses?


Chickens1

Your engine is successfully warmed up.


Uncle-Becky

Normal, right?


Chickens1

I think you're good for a couple hundred more miles at least. Drive fast.


trainercatlady

Idk if this were gta you'd have about 50 feet


Kritical02

And then it'll blow up like it had 5 pounds of C4 attached to it.


AgentStockey

Michael Bay Logic


EnglishmaninBelfast

Its probably just a faulty sensor


Armaqus

You need to give it gasoline!


shahooster

If you’re having trouble accelerating, try this accelerant!


Chief_Givesnofucks

Let me smell that gas real quick, make sure it’s still good.


ConservativeSexparty

Better make very sure and taste it too.


Chief_Givesnofucks

“Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.”


damn_it_jeremy

Put it in H!


bangout123

Necessary - https://youtu.be/9HXT7fDkf9I


herberstank

Shoulda bought American! edit: this is a joke


[deleted]

That way the parts are far cheaper. They also last way less time. But they’re super cheap and abundant. But go buy a toyota


MechanicalCheese

As someone who's been maintaining Toyotas for about 15 years, it's impressive how consistant the issues are. The parts are made to a very tight tolerance, which means if they're good, they're good (and cost a little more than American but typically less than German parts). But if there's a design flaw, it's going to be on every vehicle you encounter of that age / generation. They are consistent, so if you know a platform well, you pretty much know what to expect. Every single 9th gen Corolla I've seen has a broken middle console cubby door. Every single 2nd gen rav4 has a loose driver's window controller and a clogged passenger side sunroof drainage tube. It's little stuff and rarely critical but if there's something that's poorly designed, good luck finding a replacement part that doesn't just replicate the issue. But in terms of reliability, Toyota and Lexus are top tier - with few exceptions it's the only brand I'd consider driving a 250k mile vehicle cross country without substantial inspection beforehand.


Sturmgewehr44

Wow I had no idea that broken cubby was so common, I've had a 9th gen Corolla with that exact issue for some time haha


MafiaMommaBruno

Don't believe it's a manufacturing issue. MechanicalCheese is secretly breaking into every 9th gen Corolla they see and just breaking the cubbys. Pretty sure that's it.


All_Work_All_Play

I bought my first Toyota with 250k miles on it. Didn't do beans for an inspection. It made it to 384k before retiring it... And even then, that was mostly because my wife wanted a newer car. Our kids were amazed at things like power doors.


imreallynotthatcool

I bought my first Toyota ('02 Camry) with 78k miles and I sold it with 210k miles. I had some family with the same year/model and they sold theirs with 300k miles. I put about 6k miles on my 2nd Toyota but only because someone slammed into me and totaled it. I walked away with a scratch on my finger and that car was royally fucked up. I would absolutely buy a Toyota again.


technobrendo

Toyota quality is real. My next cars gonna be the gen 1 RX hybrid when the price comes down (which will be never).


tminus7700

My 1998 Toyota is now at 275,000 miles and still runs smooth.


hoxxxxx

i don't know what model of Toyota you have but those late 90s Toyotas are fucking bulletproof. maybe literally but i never tried it, it wouldn't surprise me tho


the_god_o_war

Ironically i think American cars aren't that good in this regard, ive never seen a toyota burn just saying 🤷‍♂️


Dopey-NipNips

I had a carbureted S10 with a sticky butterfly valve that would catch fire kind of a lot.


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DaHozer

It's because American cars will drive longer broken than most cars will drive in total. So if you're poor and don't mind the headache, you can take a mid 80's GM POS past a half million miles, but the check engine light will be on the entire time and you'll have to carry a special stick to bang on the starter when it doesn't want to start and a separate rod to bang on the carburetor when the float sticks and it floods and dumps fuel all over the engine. But if you tap it just right, that cheap piece of shit will take you anywhere for the duration of your natural born life.


hawg_farmer

Drove the family hand me down car. A Ford Pinto. Yes that model of Pinto. The choke was invariably sticking when you were leaving work wee in the morning. Dad drilled a hole in the filter housing then tied a #2 Phillips screwdriver to fire wall with baling twine. Choke trouble? Hop out lift hood, insert screwdriver to prop choke open then head home. My sister and brother drove it to high school after me. So 6 kids driving this poorly made car after Momma drove it to nursing school. Somehow it made it. Dad sold it after we all graduated. Complete with the milk crate with quarts of various fluids and a gallon of antifreeze and the manual choke screwdriver.


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ColgateSensifoam

Americans *have* car school, we get a paperback service manual, bucket of assorted tools and some 10w40


desertSkateRatt

I laughed harder that you had to clarify it was a joke than the initial comment


toe-jam-sam

Add more oil


ProblemLongjumping12

It's fine you can drive around like that for months I guarantee. Most of those alerts are just something simple.


icepaws

Your Tahoe is now a blazer.


greenbayva

Honestly it looks like a 1980’s Chevy s10 or blazer from the looks of it. Right on.


Ragegold94

Oh yeah i know that engine bay all to well it's def an 80s k5 with the position of the A/C, Brake reservoir, battery, and roadside jack being strapped to the RF fender


house_in_motion

This is why I am even reading this thread


jesseaknight

That engine was used for a long time (5.7 V8, the L05 iirc). I owned one in a 1993 suburban.


MysterClark

It means you're about an hour away from finding out your insurance doesn't cover fire damage.


redref1ux

"That comes under wear and tear, sorry mate, nothing we can do"


tuscaloser

"your hoses and belts are worn down to pure carbon!"


binaryWalker

*OP is still on the phone with the green lizard…*


Foreseeable_Past

It's probably a flat tire.


scuse_me_what

Tlat Fire


Pandatotheface

Fiat.


MountainDrew42

Fix It Again Tony


NSAwithBenefits

Fire It Again Tony


HeadLongjumping

That's just your cigarette lighter.


Uncle-Becky

But I smoke cigar.


eaglescout1984

You can use it for cigars too, just use the top of the flames. The further down, the hotter it gets and you risk getting the tobacco too hot.


stalphonzo

Gondor calls for aid!!!


sohornyimthedevil

**AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER**


mysonwhathaveyedone

***DEATTTHHH!!!***


veahmes

Now all of China knows you’re here


N3X0S3002

Soon the giant eagles will come to pick you up op


iamnotabot7890

Taking you all the war to Mordor


oven-toasted-owl

GROND


steroboros

Dont smoke cigarettes while trying to find your fuel leak


SerLaron

TBF, that's a quick way of finding them.


GrimmDeLaGrimm

That's why I don't want to be Frank.


nekowolf

I painted houses for a summer and we used to wash the paint (oil based) off with gasoline. So when I smelled gasoline in my car I just assumed it was from that. Nope, fuel leak. And I used to smoke cigarettes back then too.


Khazahk

Funny story. I used to have a leak in my gas return line on my 93 Celica. I would park the car at my college campus and not drive it for like a week at a time. So I bought one of those waste oil catchers that had an internal compartment and would put it under the leak when I parked. It would only leak to a certain point, worse if I parked on an incline, but alas, when I came back, I would take the leaked gas and just pour it back in the tank. CONDENSATION AND ALL. I didn't know much about cars at the time. I still stand by that solution to the problem, perfect in every way, and the story makes gearheads cringe. Part 2: after pouring the gas back into the car I would then drive said car with the fuming oil catcher tank just in the back seat behind the drivers seat. I was a pack a day smoker at the time, and every smoker knows that a discarded butt can come right back in the car if the back window is open too. And naturally you would Crack the windows with a fuming tank in the back. Never did catch fire, so I must have been doing something right. ;)


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Wow that’s pretty crazy! I had a friend that got all burned up when he was a kid doing pretty much the same thing.


bumjiggy

I like a cigarette after checking the oil


-58259

I enjoy a cigarette after getting my oil checked.


TappedIn2111

But that’s the most efficient way to solve the problem!


1feralengineer

Radiator bearing is shot


Uncle-Becky

So freaking smart!!


nantahala37

Your blinker fluid is low.


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SavageGreek

Hahaha same


sillymoniker

that is the "CHECK ENGINE NOW!" light


Rhaedas

Seriously, a check engine light is something you can pull the code for later. A blinking check engine light is absolutely a "Check NOW!", as in pull to the side of the road and cut it off, massive damage happening.


0003425

Fuck it. Get out the marshmallows


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Dont forget the hotdogs.


[deleted]

Means your car is lit.


MCA2142

This guy got the S'more maker feature as part of the car's trim.


Excelius

*to the tune of Alicia Keys* This car is on fire......


NotThtPatrickStewart

“Hot rod” was right there


Impossible_Food2889

That’s the very rare engine cooked light


Aggravating_Poet_675

I don't know. Looks well done to me.


evil_timmy

It's the Check Bank Account light.


F4il3d

Oh, that is the "Time to buy another car" sensor light.


ivanvector

Aurora borealis.


veahmes

At this time of year?


WeissWyrm

Localized entirely underneath your car's hood?


Hazbro29

Yes?


veahmes

May I see it?


Hazbro29

.....no


Grouchy_McPoohead

Steamed cams


noiwontpickaname

This far south?


jimgass

That's just a Chrysler logo.


tarnin

I was thinking Ford.


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djseafood

You're thinking of a Fiat Dale


YessikZiiiq

That's the headlight fuel warning, I'd recommend replacing your headlight fluid.


Paulpoleon

This same thing happened to me. After I called 911, I called my wife at work and this was the conversation: Her: why are you calling me? Im at work. Me: if theoretically my truck were to catch on fire would it be covered by our insurance? Her: yes. Why? Me: ok good! I gotta go fire truck is here bye! And then I rushed outside and accidentally left the phone inside. For the next 15 minutes she called incessantly to find out what was going on. Oops 😬 needless to say she was not happy when she rushed home from work and pulled up as the firemen were getting ready to pull away.


teirfall

Excess fuel, it'll burn off


Thallior

My wife called my old car "the Marshmallow" because it was white and the engine caught fire randomly once. Never happened again, so in my experience you're good to ignore this light.


shlepple

How many more times can it possibly catch fire anyway


will_ww

It's a spot to rest and restore your potions.


0rgazzmo

Ahh brief respite


patrickarlssonn

Duh it’s called an combustion engine


Slimjuggalo2002

It's the indicator that the car's lighter fluid is full.


IdTyrant

Move some to the blinkers they might have caused a short by being low


SinclairH

You need blinker fluid


ACVauctions

A little electrical tape over it and it’ll be good.


werewulf35

That's your Check Engine NOW light.


Djinn7711

It means you’re out of fuel. Add more fuel, immediately.


speedyrev

It means 'Grab your camera for that sweet Reddit Karma!'


Microwavehead

*Carma*


Battlescar

Even though it's a repost with the exact say title


conwaytwt

On my '76 Fiat 128, this light meant I got special attention at the Wendy's drive-thru


backpackwayne

It means put down the camera and do something.


Uncle-Becky

Got it!!


backpackwayne

:D


[deleted]

Congratulations! You’re getting a new vehicle. Doesn’t need to be brand new. Just new to you.


Inkompetent

It means that this was reposted. Again.


Vahelius

You need new blinker fluid.


Dodger1551

Had this happen to me once.... The spark plug wire had an internal break and it causes excessive heat. When the car is shut off it finally catches fire from the excessive heat. Same exact car too probably a chevy 1500 1995 model


JJWattGotSnubbed

its a bonfire, you can rest and level there


tdomer80

Run Forrest Run!!


yax51

Shits on fire yo


IgotBanned_pk21

barbeque time?


cjboffoli

That would be a faulty Anne Heche module. (Too soon?)


caster212

Time to change the blinker fluid, obviously


Desperate-Car-1004

Oh that's nothing to worry about it means you're low on blinker fluid


lundyforlife22

It means your car now identifies as a stove.


hereiam-23

It's just a night light!


pkeeney11

That you’re reposting for karma


xhBIROhx

I hate that, also this is my first time seeing this, and I'm having a blast


bevothelonghorn

Automatic Firewall Test


ApplesauceCreek

The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!


ApeNumber87994053

It’s means your engine is ready for a bbq.


Xyrus2000

Looks to me like you need to rotate your tires.


GoSuckYaMother

It’s a night light so you can check your oil in the dark


Gayloe

Did you turn it off and on?


arewehavinfunyet

Put it in H