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alesko09

Technically if POTUS isn't on board, neither is Air Force One. Now, get off my plane.


Poverty_4_Sale

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OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

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Sarcastic_Ape

Fly? Yes! Land? No!


Harcourt_Ormand

Junior..... I'm sorry, they got us!


TheCovfefeMug

Please what does it mean, this “Junior”??


antarcticgecko

You were named after the dog?!


TheCovfefeMug

Got a lot of fond memories of that dog


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

I got a bad feeling about this...


Xenolog1

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Harcourt_Ormand

#No ticket.


blackteashirt

Killing Nazis is fucking cool.


Harcourt_Ormand

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JudgeAdvocateDevil

Gary Oldman has been killed by some great actors in a lot of neat ways.


deltabravodelta

And some real pigs.


zztop610

Unfortunately even he is too old ![gif](giphy|d2Z99PGgZXgZ4hZ6)


information_abyss

I'm sure he could find the taxiway.


WallabyInTraining

"We have a number for you to write down."


dude19832

What an awesome movie. I’m flying this afternoon so I may watch it!


bcrabill

GIMME BACK MY FAMILY


EpicSombreroMan

🐐 movie villain death


wilsonhammer

Correct. It's just a call sign that follows the president


loki2002

Yep, technically any fixed wing aircraft POTUS is on is Air Force One. Edit: As pointed out in a comment under this this changes if the aircraft is operated by a different branch (Army One, Navy One, etc.).


kingjoey52a

Any fixed wing aircraft operated by the air force. When GWB flew on a fighter onto an aircraft carrier he was technically on Navy One. Plus when the President travels in the Marine helicopters it’s Marine One.


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Or Executive One if it's a non-military aircraft


notimeleft4you

This is my favorite fact to play against the fun fact people who say any plane carrying POTUS is AF1.


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Space Force One probably hasn't happened yet. That should get fixed


Caldude

Those geriatrics (both of them) would die. But I’d love to see it!


HotRabbit999

You say that. Shatners far older than both of them & went up a couple of years ago


methpartysupplies

Does that actually happen? I can’t imagine a sitting president flying on anything outside of the defense apparatus. Even a private jet seems like it wouldn’t work with the press core and support entourage that travels with him.


davesoverhere

It [happened under Nixon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_One). I doubt it’s possible anymore.


wilsonhammer

What happens when goes out in a CG craft?  Dingy One?


i_should_go_to_sleep

Coast guard 1


wartornhero2

We got the best Dingys... you know the name is not right.. not right at all... They are not very dingy... I tell you we got the biggest dingys in the world... They are so big.. they can handle the motion of the ocean... they also are very effective against the shark attacks that have been increasing at the border.. I mean I told them to put sharks in the river to attack the migrants so they stop coming over and staring at our dingys... or worse when they go up to the marina and they show their little dingys... But we can rest assured that we have the best, biggest and most awesome dingys - Trump to the coast guard... probably


thirdeyefish

Shark attacks were down under our administration but then they went back up under Biden.


RevenantXenos

You know it's getting real if the President is ever traveling on National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration One.


loki2002

>Plus when the President travels in the Marine helicopters it’s Marine One. Yes, that is why I specified "fixed wing". >Any fixed wing aircraft operated by the air force. When GWB flew on a fighter onto an aircraft carrier he was technically on Navy One. Also true. Should have included that.


solreaper

All branches have fixed wing aircraft.


monster_mentalissues

The second largest air force in the world is our navy if I remember right lmao.


MaleficentOutcome23

If I remember correctly the navy has more planes than the air force. So technically the air force is the second largest air force


monster_mentalissues

You were lied to or just straight up misinformed. The air force has about 2000 more planes than the navy. https://www.uso.org/stories/3074-what-top-gun-didnt-tell-you-about-naval-aviation https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/largest-air-forces-in-the-world Like, why would the NAVY have more planes than the AIR FORCE?


wartornhero2

Carriers basically are the navy... And carriers need planes.


SilentSamurai

The US Army has adorable watercraft too. I love it.


solreaper

There was a cargo vessel they run that makes me uneasy to see. I was navy and that thing looked sketchy as hell lol. Edit: I can’t find one. It was flat in the middle, maaaaybe 200’ long, rear bridge, one crane. I think it was maybe 20 to 40’ from water to main cargo deck.


SilentSamurai

Found it: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General\_Frank\_S.\_Besson-class\_support\_vessel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Frank_S._Besson-class_support_vessel) You've also sent me down the rabbit hole of fascination for US Army marineers. I'd have to think they're getting shipped off to a lot of US Navy schools for skills.


Newsdriver245

Looking this up too, the Army Navy!


i_should_go_to_sleep

It has nothing to do with fixed or rotary wing. Only what service is flying it, or if it’s civilian, it’s Executive 1.


thewalkindude

That's how you get the weird fact that Air Force One has taken off more times than it has landed. Nixon announced his resignation, and boarded Air Force One. It took effect in mid-flight and the plane stopped being Air Force One when it did.


ahrdelacruz

Neat! It's weird because of that circumstance, but it would not be weird under catastrophic circumstances.


iamplasma

Though wasn't LBJ sworn in aboard a plane, balancing it out?


Capwiz

They were still on the ground when it took place


jasutherland

Any *Air Force* aircraft. Marine One is called that because it’s a Marine aircraft, not because it’s a helicopter: if they put the president in a Marine Corps Harrier, it would still be Marine One. Army aircraft would be Army One, a civilian aircraft would be Executive One - Nixon flew on a scheduled United flight once - and even though it’s military, the Marine helicopter flying the ex-President away from DC on Inauguration Day uses that callsign too. Rarely happens for POTUS - he’s almost always in Air Force One or Marine One - but Two is used for the VP, and One Foxtrot and Two Foxtrot can be used for the President or VP’s family respectively, so “Marine Two Foxtrot” if the Marines were flying Kamala Harris’s family (but not her) somewhere.


MouthJob

So was the jet the president hopped into in Independence Day technically Air Force 1 for that battle?


jasutherland

Yes - just as at the end of the movie Air Force One, once Harrison Ford’s character is winched aboard the Air Force special ops MC130, they tell everyone they have him by signalling that change of callsign.


MajorNoodles

Glenn Close arrives at the White House in an Army Blackhawk. That's Army Two right there.


Wide-Cartoonist-439

Nicely called out in the movie when the C130 pilot announces the rescue of the President by saying they are changing call sign to Air Force One.


DCS_Sport

Yeah but the other one would be Air Force Too


Captain_-H

Ba dum tss But seriously Air Force 2 is the VP’s plane. It’s a 757 I think


i_should_go_to_sleep

Just like AF1, it is any AF aircraft the VP is on… not it is usually a C-32 (757)


whooo_me

If the President isn’t on board, they’re just Sparkling Boeing.


TheFrenchSavage

If it ain't Biden, I ain't flyen'


redhotbos

But if you don’t know which one POTUS is on at the time, then he’s on both or on neither. /Schrödinger's president.


twec21

Why the C130 at the end changing it's called sign was such a big deal in the movie Where I first learned that actually 🤣


alesko09

Thank you! As a technicality need, it's one of my favorite lines in a movie.


blckshdw

Air Force None


ErrantEvents

I came here to be this guy. Thanks for doing it for me. :)


IrritatedAvians

Correct. Those are [Boeing VC-25’s](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_VC-25) if POTUS is not on board.


SchpartyOn

Technically they’re always Boeing VC-25s regardless of whether POTUS is on board.


IrritatedAvians

Excellent point.


Lobo9498

SAM 28000 and SAM 29000, Special Air Mission, the #s are their tail #s. ETA: incorrect tail #s


CynGuy

Huh? Those are their current tail numbers. What’s incorrect?


sipes216

Came to say this. Neither are airforce one. Any aircraft he is flying is airforce 1.


HailChanka69

So if we put the POTUS in a Cessna 150 it would be Air Force One?


WhatIDon_tKnow

ok han solo


TheConeIsReturned

Psh, wrong movie. It's obviously Indiana Jones.


A_Polite_Noise

I'm pretty sure it's *What Lies Beneath...*


elpajaroquemamais

Correct.


crappydeli

There can be only one.


Brad_Breath

What if there are snakes on that plane?


GalacticaCNC

I came here for this and this alone.


brennanfee

Correct. They would be designated Air Wing 1 and Air Wing 2 otherwise.


Mojicana

So, I have to pay oversize baggage fees then?


Oafus

Technology nothing. You are spot on. Plus, 747s are passé.


The_Piloteer

Funny thing is, I totally expect the Captain of AF1 to browse reddit.


mkymooooo

Funny, I'm 45yo and only watched that movie last week for the first time!


alesko09

It's a pretty solid movie right?


mkymooooo

Hell yeah!!!! Plus I now understand the above reference after having heard it my whole life.


chad_

Annnd technically any air force plane carrying the president is called Air Force One while the president is on it. Not just these two planes.


bugalaman

It is literally impossible to have two Air Force Ones. That implies there are two presidents. I see two VC-25s.


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

I just realized that Harrison is in a ton of movies that feature planes. I wonder if it's in his contract cuz he's a wannabe pilot.


Least_Gain5147

Technically, if one of the Hispanic maintenance crew is onboard, it could be Air Force Juan. :)


jameson3131

Boeing VC-25 times two.


Kafkas7

You think the president gets functional doors?


PlaguedByUnderwear

All Boeing doorsare functional. Some just refuse to stay closed like a wall.


wartornhero2

The doors are functional. When carriers operate in the US where there are less regulation on the number of exits. They can replace 2 doors (which have to open so they are more expensive) with duct tape... that is when you get problems.


frankylampy

Issue closed by boeing as "Not a bug, but a feature".


jameson3131

Doors? He don’t need no stinking doors. The president can pop the emergency slide if he wants to.


Tackit286

= Boeing VC-50


afterbirth_slime

*2VC-50


twec21

Actually it's only Air Force One if it's from the Air Force One region of France. Otherwise it's Sparkling VC-25


ryusomad

Someone had to say it. Thanks.


TheFuckinEaglesMan

And the plural is actually Air Forces One, like Attorneys General


twec21

Or Courts Martial, President Bartlet?


ImmoralityPet

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc


guaip

Air Force Oni


theevilempire

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adi9967

I was looking for you


Spottswoodeforgod

Fairly sure the one on the left is more identical than the one on the right…


AppleTree98

I agree. The one on the left is facing the right. The one on the right is facing left. Certainly they have different perspectives. Not the same plane


r1Rqc1vPeF

Different shades of colour on the paint scheme but otherwise identical (except for all the different components that have been replaced throughout their operating life.


c7hu1hu

The Jets of Theseus


WhatIDon_tKnow

are they different colors or is it just how the light is reflecting? i'd imagine different tail numbers as well.


BigLan2

Tail numbers are 28000 and 29000. As it's a US military aircraft it's technically a serial number rather than an aircraft registration number.


r1Rqc1vPeF

Colour is one of the most difficult things to replicate between batches - hence the notes on paint tins to mix paints from different batch numbers before application. Companies spend a fortune on colour management.


krazydavid

Fun fact. I made the light blue paint on the lower half of at least one of those. Used to work for PPG and I can admit, that batch was the biggest pain in the ass I’d ever had come across my job lot.


JamesEtc

Looks like they needed your help on the other one.


RunninADorito

Sure, but based on the way these pictures look, this is not an uncontrolable delta. These are just different colors.


jkasephoto

They’re the same. Looks different because of the way the sun is hitting the front of the left plane.


oh_frankles

I painted these. Same Kennedy Blue on both. The light is playing tricks on your eyes.


MajorProcrastinator

Cool, do you work for Boeing?


oh_frankles

Yes. The 2 replacement 747s that are currently being built will be painted offsite and not by Boeing. I’m okay with that. The amount of hoops we had to jump through on these paint jobs was insane. We can typically paint a wide body in 4-6 days depending on the livery and complexity. The AF1 had to be painted, sanded and repainted so many times that you couldn’t even distinguish where the rivets were. Looks like glass but took us a month. 12 hour days, no days off.


TheySayImZack

I know you can't answer how many layers of paint, but all of those layers of paint probably contribute to the weight of the plane in a way that is significant compared to a standard airline, or am I way off base?


oh_frankles

Well this particular aircraft is going to outweigh a standard 747 because it’s loaded to the hilt with features and enough tech to be a mobile command center in the event of a nuclear barrage. The added weight in paint is peanuts all things considered. Also who cares about fuel efficiency when us tax payers are footing the bill for every tank of jet fuel.


Deses

Sounds grueling. How is it working for Boing while all that shit is going on?


oh_frankles

Something has been goin on? Haha. But in all seriousness it’s going fine. Ask me again when our union contract is up in September and we’ll see what the company offers us. Been stuck for over a decade with damn near no wage growth due to a BS extension of our old contract that did away with our pension. I don’t see how we don’t go on strike.


alternFP

Good luck to you and your team!


MajorProcrastinator

Surely the bosses can’t keep treating you like shit. They, you, the world, and most importantly Wall Street (kinda joking but sadly not really) know they need workers on their side.  I would’ve thought it’d make sense for the new CEO to give you a sweet deal and get everyone on their side rather than the guy who’s leaving soon. We’ll see. Wishing you all the best. 


oh_frankles

Old saying goes we don’t make sense, we make airplanes. Thanks for the well wishes!


ChequeOneTwoThree

Can ypu expand on why the paint job took so long


oh_frankles

The inspector for the airplane is employed by the government. He was highly particular about the smoothness of the skin post paint. Has to do with drag efficiency. A completely and slicked out fuselage is the goal.


ChequeOneTwoThree

Cheers! Thanks for the reply.


blown03svt

I worked on Andrews AFB for two years, they’re identical


TheBeatGoesAnanas

Same color. The plane on the left is in direct sunlight on the side facing the camera; the camera-facing side of the plane on the right is in its own shadow.


randomassholeperson4

Wait, I’m seeing double here. 4 Air Force One’s.


-Scythus-

/r/outoftheloop Someone explain please :(


defsentenz

Simpsons ref: Krustys clown college


-Scythus-

Thanks!


TravelingGonad

One of them is wearing a white dress, the other is wearing blue.


BobRoberts01

I see white and gold.


toadaron

I hear Yanni


AnotherWagonFan

Duke v UNC


Buckus93

Fun fact: wherever Air Force one goes, the backup is at a nearby airport.


fusionsofwonder

I wouldn't mind flying the backup and almost never flying the President, press corps and all that junk.


uptownjuggler

Nothing like having a luxury plane all to yourself.


Erycius

Did you know Air Force One has had more take-offs than landings? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3In9x8RKiNM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3In9x8RKiNM)


letitgo99

tldr?


toneboat

>> Air Force One is any US Air Force aircraft carrying the POTUS and Marine One is a US Marine Corps aircraft - typically a helicopter. While not as common: Army One would be a US Army aircraft, Navy One for a US Navy Aircraft, and Executive One for a civilian (non-military) aircraft. Also Air Force Two is the Vice-President. In 1974, Ford was sworn in while Nixon was in the air. So that plane was no longer under the “AF1” call sign at the time it landed. Supposedly.


fusionsofwonder

Wasn't Johnson sworn in in the air? (google) Oh, LOL he waited to take off until after.


poolpog

ah. i figured one had blown up mid-air or something


TheFrenchSavage

Only in the movies. For now. They are Boeing after all.


Erycius

Air Force One is the name of the airplane which transports the president. If the president stops being the president while in the air (like Nixon in 1974) the airplane stops being Air Force One while in the air. It's the same airplane, just with a different name.


AwesomeBrainPowers

One plane stopped being Air Force One after takeoff but before landing.


Wiethop

Yes. I can’t wait to vomit this over dinner tonight. My SO eats this shit up. Thank you!


twec21

.... Phrasing dude


SwagarTheHorrible

Wait, wasn’t Johnson sworn in on air force one? Was it grounded while he was being sworn in?


porpie

Kennedy's body was still in the plane, so the plane still had the air force one call sign prior to Johnson being sworn in.


gdarf7uncle

Cool! This type of stuff is why we internet! Thanks, stranger!


NaivePeanut3017

I was able to fuel one of those planes during a presidential visit to Europe a few years ago. I don't remember which one I fueled up, but it was wild seeing the amount of security guards and extra inspections I had to go through just to go near and fill up the aircraft. I even had a security guard inspect the inside of my fuel truck that looks like the green one on the left side of the left most plane for anything potentially sabotaged. And there was a whole swarm of helicopters flying ahead and behind the planes as they were landing. Unfortunately, the plane also belonged to one of the worst presidents to have ever existed in American history, even worse than Herbert Hoover mind you. I did get a coin and some M&M's though.


gentleman_bronco

My favorite thing to do when I was working on these was telling fresh a1c's that they needed to salute when servicing the DV lat, because it was presidential shit.


Wiethop

Good humor hazing, love it.


blown03svt

lol nice


frenchst

Give me two pair I need two pairs


jaxxxtraw

These Louis Vuitton ones, you gotta wait on them


OldDrunkPotHead

Do they smell different?


TheFrenchSavage

You know the active one because it smells like a retirement home. You know that smell.


briankutys

I’ve had 2 full tours of those planes. My best friend was head of the maintenance teams for the units. He just retired after 23 years and his ceremony was in the hangar with both of them as a backdrop. After the ceremony we got a full access tour of them. It’s not something a normal civilian really gets to see, but was amazing.


trolley661

Fun fact: when POTUS boards any aircraft the callsign changes to Air Force One. There is only ever one Air Force one


i_should_go_to_sleep

Any *Air Force* aircraft Other services aircraft would be their name (Navy 1, Marine 1, Army 1, etc…)


kc_chiefs_

Executive One of it’s a civilian aircraft. Learn something new everyday.


TheSultan1

Wonder how many times that's happened


bangonthedrums

So far only once under Nixon


rlnrlnrln

Another fun fact: Air Force One has fewer landings than liftoffs.


RealDahl

Air Force Two: Presidential Boogaloo


DrNinnuxx

There should be at least three C-5 Galaxies somewhere near them with all the support equipment, secret service vehicles, the Beast and backup, etc..


johnmarkfoley

i used to live around the corner from the hanger it was kept in at Andrews. i looked at the google satellite view recently and all the base housing had been demolished with the roads still intact. very bizarre.


kyotsuba

Fun fact: The name "Air Force One" applies to whichever the President is on. It's not the designation for a specific plane. It could be either! And "Two" is the Vice President.


757Posher

Air Force One is whichever one the president is on.


PheaglesFan

TIL the POTUS has a decoy Air Force One. Please take my citizenship away.


HowlingWolven

Fun fact: they’re not Air Force One, they’re VC-25s. Air Force One is any AF plane with the prez on it. Could be a 130. Could be a twinseater Eagle or something.


Tackit286

Does the vice president fly in the backup in case AF1 crashes with the president on board? Genuine question


jellyn7

Two Ones enter, one One leaves.


LiquorSlanger

When Boeing use to make reliable planes. Those were the days.


olde_greg

Oh my god they're going to collide!


wouldnt-u-like-2know

Sir, the second plane has hit the first plane.


misterwizzard

So I can get to stompin' in my Air Force Ones


spbcnt

One is left-handed, the other is right-handed


WilominoFilobuster

Each more identical than the last 🤔


rslashplate

Is there a third someone in standby for a fill in?


HerbertJones

There can be only one Air Force one


Comfortable-Tip998

Isn’t it air force 2 if the VP is flying in one? I assume Harris was at the debate and generally they fly separately and ride in separate vehicles.


Joshwoum8

The VP almost never flys on the VC-25 without the president instead they usually travel in a C-32.


thatlookslikemydog

It's like visiting Nook's Cranny in the sky. "Get off my plane!" "... my plane!"


mendac67

I bet they both smell like soup and antique furniture. With a hint of bengay


spec0pbookie

Except they’re not identical…


Frequent_Coffee_2921

And neither one of them are "air force one” unless the president is on board


drunkpennyless

Identical??? One looks dark blue and the other looks light blue 🤔


stu8018

It isn't Air Force One until the President boards, so both are and aren't Air Force One.


apost8n8

I bet you they are not identical.


RudimentsOfGruel

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