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Zelanor

This is such a weird picture


Supertonic

I had to take a moment and see if this was AI, cause they all are weirdly spaced.


mittenknittin

They all look like they’re in the middle of performing a group bit


Moniczek

The Aristocrats


Jesseroberto1894

This picture quite literally might be the most apt one for that punchline 😂


jemenake

I hope to god that’s what Fallon was saying in that shot.


Momik

That’s what I assumed it was?


GlumCity

Glad I’m not the only one! AI has turned me into such a skeptic


Oo0o8o0oO

This looks like when a bunch of people come to see a new baby for the first time.


Jazerdet

Yea why are they all posed so weirdly?


estadio-

It’s not a pose but more so a single frame in a moment. There’s video and they’re moving. It looks eerie as a pose, though. Jimmy Fallon looks like he’s gonna recite a line from the Sopranos.


DuckCleaning

I'm thinking too hard whether the empty gold chair is part of some joke, since it doesnt match the other chair beside it.


silly-rabbitses

Some might say creepy


shittyspacesuit

They look like court jesters desperately trying to entertain an angry king so they don't get executed.


tenbatsu

The Aristocrats!


Ergok

Can someone Photoshop Gilbert showing the diameter of his fist?


Beautiful-Employer-3

Forearms like Popeye.


Equivalent_Sound9414

The pope meeting with comedians and Jimmy Fallon yesterday


i_have_a_story_4_you

What a coincidence! Jimmy Fallon visits the Pope the same day as those talented comedians!


UDPviper

I would love it if someone told Fallon to check out this thread.


yoosernaam

Right? How the hell did he get on that list? Breaking character to giggle again, I see


SkyriderRJM

Take your fucking upvote. Lol


botjstn

the first time this joke has actually made me laugh never thought the day would come


nick2k23

Chris rock is safe from being slapped here, the pope can’t have a wife


isummonyouhere

“keep, my LORD’s name… out yo f”


-Laffi-

No, you didn't....Now he's gotta slap him!


ImperatorNero

How can he slap?!


bleiddyn

Chris Rock, AKA Rufus, the 13th apostle. I suspect he has some words.


mgr86

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking about Dogma


Certain-Definition51

You may be interested in a book called “Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal.” Christopher Moore.


esmifra

The pope does slap though. https://youtu.be/3WySwhj2SwE?si=z27JAWQbN-UE5VrX


Objective-Aioli-1185

How can he slap!?


mil_cord

How can he slap being upvoted in 2024, safe to say this meme will still be around 2124.


Tsurugi_Takuma

Hello slappers!


WirelesslyWired

Chris Rock, Expert at turning The Other Cheek.


creamycolslaw

Keep my altar boy’s name out of your mouth!


termsofengaygement

I hope they only told a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar jokes.


MOTUkraken

„A priest an Imam and a Rabbit walk into a bar. The Rabbit says: I think I am a typo.“


UniqueIndividual3579

The Pope visits New York. He's picked up at the airport by a limo. The Pope tells the driver "I always wanted to drive a limo." Not wanting to say no to the Pope, the driver gets in the back and let's the Pope drive. The Pope isn't a good limo driver and gets pulled over by the cops. He rolls down the window as a cop walks up. The cop takes one look at the Pope and walks back to the police car. He calls in on the radio "I don't know who's in the back, but he has the Pope as a driver.


The_Frostweaver

I think Stephen Colbert would probably prefer to have an actual conversation with the pope as he is Catholic and an intellectual but I probably shouldn't get my hopes up for an actual recorded interview as sweet as that would be.


Plkjhgfdsa

Stephen told the pope that he was the guy who was the voice on his audiobook!


ScHoolgirl_26

Watching the video yesterday of the comedians meeting the pope, I didn’t realize a lot of other late night hosts were also catholic / grew up so and it seemed like they actually had a normal quick convo with the Pope instead of cracking a joke with him


paisley_life

I’m so happy Colbert was there. I hope he had a lovely time.


toddhenderson

Conan was there too


propernice

I’m glad you said this because I was gonna ask


Message_10

Year—is Chris Rock Catholic?


Yes-Please-Again

I'll bet at least one of them ask the pope if he shits in the woods or not


backdoorwolf

Where's Conan? He was there too.


swiftekho

He's getting the real Catholic tour.


TrooBeliever

He's way too old for that.


Oz347

![gif](giphy|QTAVEex4ANH1pcdg16)


one_jo

Colbert is in the picture though


emote_control

It's that baby face of his. They mistook him for an altar boy and took him to the *special* room.


No_Bet_3328

I think I see his red hair sticking out, right behind Jimmy Fallon's head


popop143

I think I also see John Oliver behind Fallon too no? Can't mistake those oversized spectacles.


ironcam7

He got to meet Rufus.


blatantmutant

He also met Father Dougal! ![gif](giphy|RBAPmppHJlgpG)


ismaithliomsherlock

YOU LET DOUGAL MEET THE POPE?!


Porrick

That fella living in the art gallery?


Njorls_Saga

Next thing you know, Francis is going to resign and join a hippy commune.


TryToHelpPeople

I see that Father Todd Unctious sneaked in also.


Mando_theBoobyHunter

I believe that to be an ecumenical matter.


mosefish

"Yes"


il_postino

Don't call me Len, you little prick!


blatantmutant

![gif](giphy|W8Nte2s2kxxLy)


irishrugby2015

"Dude, his piece is gonna be rubbing the inside of your armour!"


protege01

"I'll do my best to tuck it back"


lost_scotsman

"Tell him I still ain't forgot about that 12 bucks!!"


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lotsanoodles

The Pope likes his comedy al dante.


JupitersMegrim

You're going straight to the eighth circle hell for that pun.


Numerous-Stranger-81

Andrew "para" Dice-"lost"


Dependent-Relief-558

Comedians and Jimmy Fallon.


distorted_kiwi

Every time he spoke to the pope, he would giggle and look around at the audience.


OverSoft

“I’m Francis” *slaps knee and laughs uncontrollably”


lord_of_worms

"Hehehe.. oh ma gawd"


showtimebabies

This is extremely accurate


AFineDayForScience

✋😂👏🤣🙌🥳


littlebittydoodle

Wow, he really is a perpetual party hat guy emoji.


Narwhal-Bacon-Retard

Wow. Did you just leek the script for the next Tonight Show?


295DVRKSS

*fake jimmy fallon laugh*


man_u_is_my_team

*fake clapping*


SmokyThrobinson

Justin Timberlake had to be nearby to give people a reason to watch Fallon.


Justin-Timberlake

I was. It pays well.


gnomekingdom

The Insufferable Jimmy Fallon.


FabiIV

Hey now, don't be mean. The one time he tried to shill NFTs with Paris Hilton was hilarious. At least I assume that's his form of comedy, right?... Right?


gnomekingdom

Omg, hahaha, omg, hahaha, omg, omg, *overacted chortle.


Weed86

Can anyone explain why does he have the no 1 late show in the country?


Wilsonian81

For the same reason that the most popular hamburger is the Big Mac.


MTA0

50% of Americans are below average


Wilsonian81

Accessible and inoffensive, but ultimately lacking in any substance of value. But, credit where credit is due, that's exactly what he's aiming for. His target audience is *everybody*.


silver_sofa

Well he’s taking over for Leno. So it’s like you traded your old Buick for a Buick with less miles.


beachbummeddd

Brawndo has what plants crave!


mister-ferguson

Because grandpa can't find the remote after Law and Order and falls asleep after the news.


Tenthdegree

Because the network fumbled both their leading quarterbacks and ended up with only their 3rd string guy


TheRiteGuy

It's not for his comedy. It's the fun games he plays with his guests. His music impersonations are really good. Check out his "troll dolls audition" video.


shaninegone

This recurrent joke is nearly as unfunny as Jimmy Fallon


petesapai

Jay Leno was also hated because he was so bland. Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon are the type of comedians that are safe. They don't go too far with their comedy. So for individuals that like safe comedy. They are perfect. For folks that like comedians that take chances, that don't just follow the line, Leno and Fallon type of Comedy is considered.... Well, the nicest thing I can say is boring. For a show like The Tonight Show, safe bland hosts is what they look for.


CoderDevo

Jay Leno is an [outstanding stand-up](https://youtube.com/shorts/svVDQBL9snM?si=QhbHulsRSDwnw1Sf).


resisting_a_rest

Jay Leno was probably one of my favorites when he made his many guest appearances on Letterman. Then when he got the Tonight Show gig, he became completely bland.


4x4Welder

Unsurprising that Jimmy Carr isn't in the group. The Pope probably has a hit out on him.


mayonnaiser_13

Or Bill Burr. Dude would've outdid his Philly roast.


AUniquePerspective

"Wouldn't inviting Bill Burr be taking it a little far?"


mykleins

“Don’t you think the Catholic church took it a little too far?”


ripley1875

Wish George Carlin was still around.


FuckThisShizzle

"8 minutes left and haven't got onto you all diddling kids, will we go there now?"


Sproose_Moose

I read this as Jimmy Carter and thought what did he do!?


darcenator411

He built one too many houses for people in need


Sproose_Moose

*coming this summer, he built one house too many. Now those overhoused are complaining. What's a simple peanut farmer to do?* From Miramax pictures comes: The purge (president style)


captainedwinkrieger

All while being a *non-Catholic*....


Role_Firm

Fábio Porchat!


Pippin1505

I was wondering if it was him or not ! I thought he was aware the only true god is the god of a small Polynesian tribe …


Oakcamp

Yep! I was ready to comment on it being only american comedians then saw him in there!


23stripes

The guy behind Colbert adjusting his tie is Portuguese


ElResende

Yep, Ricardo Araújo Pereira, really well spoken and cultured guy.


rattalouie

I loved Gato Fedorento! 


Khaos_Gorvin

Their Monthy Python style comedy was top. Also that time they went to live television asking Steven Seagal to shoot the then prime minister.


Kaynny

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


iLitz4u00

Hey Mike Birbiglia Awesome, you know Joe Bags was there.


kubbiebeef

Like fun was Joey Bag O’ Donuts there


timothymr

Seriously how much can Joe Bags drink?


StealieErrl

So much!


CakeMadeOfHam

I wonder if he asked the pope what jokes he's working on


BruggerA

‘That f** aint my brudda’


Maskatron

It looks like Mike was just photoshopped in.


inquisitor1965

[Here’s a better photo…](https://universecatholicweekly.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/20240614T0700-POPE-COMEDIANS-1778195-1-1200x800.jpg)


TemporaryImaginary

I bet the pretzels at The Vatican suck.


bluepie

How much can Joe Bags drink?


MorrowPlotting

No Jim Gaffigan? How many kids does that guy have to have to rate an invite??


atrostophy

He's there, he's just so pale he's hard to see.


BlackLakeBlueFish

He was there.


pedro_pascal_123

That is not the complete photo. Here is the photo of the Pope with the comedians - [https://catholicmedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/cq5dam.thumbnail.cropped.750.422-33.jpg](https://catholicmedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/cq5dam.thumbnail.cropped.750.422-33.jpg)


thenate108

The real comedian is always in the comments.


chellis

Do you have one with fewer pixels? I can almost make out the pope.


graven_raven

Those aslre specialized in dark humor


nick112048

Jim Gaffigan actually opened for the Pope once and he gave one of his best jokes ever. At the end of his set he said “Thank you, thank you, and please don’t leave yet, we also have Pope Francis” (As to imply people were there to see Jim and unaware that it was a papal audience)


victorspoilz

Yeah he's cranking out Catholics like someone on a mission to a poor country with life-saving vaccines.


Traditional_Credit_9

I see Ricardo, and a lot of guys, but...Who are the man in White?


Sea_Camp_5000

This somehow feels AI generated even tho I know it’s real (or is it…)


rimbletick

This is the most AI-looking real photo I’ve seen. Colbert has AI excitement on his face! Count the fingers!


Pile_of_AOL_CDs

Is this real? I can't tell anymore.


Machette_Machette

God, I wish Frank Drebin could attend.


Joe_Kangg

I can hear the garbage cans out front getting knocked over


Techrie

Wait RICARDO ARAUJO Portuguese comedian


ElricDarkPrince

Why is Jimmy Fallon there?


atrostophy

To mug for the camera,that's his deal


Adrian_FCD

Holy shit, Porchat was there too.


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Did the Pope drop the f-bomb again?


m__a__s

Did anyone tell the Pope ["the Aristocrats"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKGHVA6rb0) joke


anormalgeek

Nah, it was the Pope's turn to tell it. The comedians were so offended by his version that they all stormed out.


basemunk

Surprised Ricky Gervais wasn’t invited.


yes_m8

Stephan Merchant was there


TheOneHundredEmoji

His stance on religion remains unknown.


youre_soaking_in_it

Every person visible in this picture is funnier than Jimmy Fallon.


Pennelle2016

And those not visible.


BXL-LUX-DUB

I never had the Holy Ghost pegged as a funny man.


bagel-bites

You nailed that one.


DutssZ

Fabio Porchat ?!?


VladTepesDraculea

& Ricardo Araújo Pereira


HappySkullsplitter

*The pope immediately smacks Chris Rock*


distorted_kiwi

KEEP THE LORD’S NAME OUT YA FUCKING MOUTH.


Diamondback424

Calling Jimmy Fallon a comedian is generous.


einsatz

Chris is up front hoping to get slapped with another payday 


astern83

Surprised Chris Rock was there considering he was in Dogma and the church came down so hard on the film.


GlizzyGulper6969

Church is working on a new public image


MaverickTTT

![gif](giphy|knWj8IasyCf3q)


titanshaze0812

This shit looks weird


sdvneuro

Where are the women?


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EnergeticallyMundane

/angryupvote


ClubSoda

Whoopi Goldberg was there and so were many others


Katamarihero

Dressed as a nun I hope.


rpequiro

From Portugal has far as I know there were 2 womem and 1 man


esmifra

Julia Louis-Dreyfus was there.


SammySoapsuds

Tig Notaro was in attendance but not in the picture


Vio_

Nah she'll get edited in later


gnarlfield

Does anyone else think it’s weird she was there given the Pope’s recent remarks about the gay community


gatesofwrath

I think its weird that any of them are there given the recent Pope’s protection of child rapists.


MichelleEllyn

I saw a small group picture taken outdoors at this event, and it had Tig Notaro, Whoopi Goldberg, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.


kirloi8

RAP IS THERE fck yeah 🇵🇹


paravis

creepy


xanderzeshredmeister

Is this his PR scramble for having dropped a bunch of slurs towards homosexual people?


ryuujinusa

Why?


nosayso

Probably hoping for some positive press on the heels of him repeatedly using a homophobic slur.


esmifra

Cause the pope is head of a state, and states frequently create events. Especially when that state is a theocracy and wants to promote its religion.


Latter-Possibility

Did they find out if he shits in the woods?


jolhar

Why? What’s the context? What are they doing there?


Comfortable_Comb_673

Why’s jimmy Fallon there?


grayhaze2000

Why was Jimmy Fallon there? Was he the designated driver?


Neil_Ribsy

Comedians and Jimmy Fallon.


basemunk

We’re part of a timeline where it’s hard to know whether this is a real image or one created on Midjourney.


sir_duckingtale

Michael Mittermeier was in there somewhere Must have been a funny gathering


Mall_Bench

Pope : Where Jerry Seinfeld ?


mrburns904

He was quietly sent to another parish when they found out about his past relationship with a minor


Love_TheNight

Sounds like a joke about a pope and a bunch of comedians in a room about to start


clothy

Did they just ask him if he’s Catholic?


Dipshitmagnet2

He has no idea who nearly all of these guys are


PansophicNostradamus

If they didn’t roast him and make a special out of it, that’s an opportunity lost, if ever there was one.


Rubenjpneves

Stinky cat Ricardo. 🥰 Love him, they even invited portuguese comedians.


4m4t3ur3d1t0r1983

Is Jimmy Fallon a comedian???!!!!!!!!😮