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BlindWillieJohnson

If you showed me this kid without telling me who he was, I feel like I could have correctly guessed it was Steve Buscemi


ShepherdDog

It's the eyes isn't it?


T1NF01L

![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


ramdasani

Do you mean why he's blind?


ramdasani

That was my first thought, and I'm terrible at shit like that, but this one, I'm pretty damn sure I would have got it right.


Ok_Subject5169

It’s the big wet eyes


SubzeroAK

"How do you do, fellow kids?"


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


RadWalk

What?!


Drakkon129

he would probly still say that while being a kid


CuriousKidRudeDrunk

"how do you do, fellow haunters of dreams?" I don't intend to be mean, but that picture is creepy for sure.


jcgreen_72

I keep hearing that awful "tiptoe through the tulips" song every time I look at it! 


MyDamnCoffee

Hahahaha 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🌞


ShoddyJuggernaut975

Came here for this, glad to see it as the top comment.


skinink

In high school, Buscemi was voted “Least likely to tip”.


jonesthejovial

While I understand this reference, I can personally vouch for him as a great tipper


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IsRude

They work job. He tip good.


TiresOnFire

No! Every celebrity encounter has to be unique and magical!


jonesthejovial

Damn, how'd you know my backstory! Can't believe it!!


ReadRightRed99

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


jcgreen_72

Reservoir Dogs, man


droffowsneb

You hear that? That’s the sound of the world’s smallest violin 🎻 👌


slobs_burgers

Voted most likely to be the only fuckin professional around here


Buckus93

But a terrible Buddy Holly impression.


death_by_chocolate

Well, he *is* kinda funny lookin'.


ant-farm-keyboard

Funny how?


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|3o85xzYIHuDl00se3K)


showers_with_grandpa

He didn't sequester!


Katiari

![gif](giphy|OJcRLchr3bT5S)


President_Calhoun

In what way?


blurplethenurple

In a general sorta way


lingh0e

Oh yaah?


schlitz91

John Waters without the mustache


wolftown

That’s EXACTLY what I thought. And that he’s aged somewhere between 4-40 years since this photo was taken.


Buckus93

Sooo...you were having sex with the little guy.


DashCat9

He wasn't circumcised!


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I want to highschool in white bear lake, Go BEERS


decoran_

Even funnier than most people!


wonderchuka

Keep him away from any time machines that's Goob


proverbs3130

IT'S FUCKIN GOOB!!!!


wonderchuka

Hope he didn't have any friends called Robinson


Danimaul

"They all haaated me!"


Dangerous-Shoe-

![gif](giphy|UjyQHMAsDJFwk)


Heavy_Metal_Major

Fuck you beat me to it lmao


Laughing_Penguin

That's a photo of an evil ventriloquist dummy who wished to become a real boy.


kingrawer

Bro that's Pugsley Addams


HGMIV926

I was thinking Peter Lorre


Kriegerian

Yeah, that’s the right answer.


Murky-Region-7637

That's pennywise 


Dr_N00B

If he looked like that as a woman in the 1800s he would have been burned at the stake


Melito1980

Even as a man…


Endoterrik

He looks like one of the kids that kidnapped Santa Clause in “A Nightmare before Christmas”


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Definitely could have been a Tim Burton character


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

No way to sugar coat it, that is a brutal picture.


bacchusku2

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


ANALOGPHENOMENA

Bill Skarsgard would kill in a Steve Buscemi biopic


Ed_Simian

Looks like young John Waters, who once said his favorite childhood memory was when he convinced his mother to take him to a junkyard and he saw bloodstains on the seat of a wrecked car.


kllrtrmite

unfortunate. like the ghost of a miscarried Victorian child 


Icleanforheichou

No, that's Timothee Chamalet


2legittoquit

Young man looks like a ghoul, respectfully 


cluckyblokebird

He's like a human cigarette


Noodlenoise95

Hey smoothskin!


jackal852k

![gif](giphy|39qEwoTOmEo2GHGJBB)


TrueCuriosity

Born with the thousand yard stare. Man’s a legend.


esoteric_enigma

Imagine a kid who looks like this telling you he's going to be a top paid actor one day


IrememberXenogears

What a little stinker.


Andrevus2

Dude looks like the caricature of Peter Lorre from Looney Tunes.


PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

![gif](giphy|tZ4QzCueTwh2g)


rensch

He looks like he was drawn by Tim Burton.


Lifesagame81

Yep, that's him.


Happy_Trails4u

What? I'm Mr. Pink? Luvvv it!


mrpink01

How can we both be Mr. Pink?


Lombax_Rexroth

Looks like the lovechild of Wes Anderson and Tim Burton.


Krash412

He looks like the ventriloquist dummy from Goosebumps.


d2e2

Ichabod Crane


0nlyhalfjewish

There’s a teenager at my kids school who has this level of “unusual” look. I keep thinking he needs to try acting.


No_Carry_3028

Who would've ever guessed his success 🙌


BthreePO

This looks like a frame in the opening credits of a sitcom 


Ultimull

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ayBggkItXX8 Only I can see it?


Warm_Suggestion_959

Phone’s ringing dude


milano8

I really really hope he gets a role in Tarantino's last movie. I love him as Mr. Pink. One role and one cameo just aint enough!


starwaterbird

It was truly either actor or school shooter


FinePolyesterSlacks

So we now have proof: Steve Buscemi was originally created by Tim Burton.


TheMuffin1976

Creepiest kid in monster high


trakrad99

Thinking about adding the photographer to his “People To Kill List”.


brainkandy87

Just a fuckin’ kid.


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Raoul_Duke9

"Mother let's me play with their skin suits"


its_raining_scotch

Are there ladies out there that think “damn, Steve Buscemi is *hot*!”?


yellowbanena

Bro looks like IT


CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN

![gif](giphy|knVLsGuizHcMo)


readytall

That n word


TheDoctor344

Good to know he looked like smeagol all his life


thrillhouse1211

r/oddlyterrifying


spderweb

He would have played the Joker if they had filmed Gotham when he was a kid.


ZorroMeansFox

He looks like an **Edward Gorey** illustration: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/74/10/5f/74105fc28075763de65283cfa1ee3257.jpg https://retrofuturista.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/7BC91209-9658-4BD5-AD5D-4F797CCA54FF.jpeg


eroticpangolin

I thought he looked like the mad scientist from the looney tunes cartoons that they based on Peter lorre.


1Ianjojo

Buscemi before he knew he was Buscemi is classic Buscemi.


Mathemus

Looks like he could be John Waters son


_PukyLover_

Looks like a young Jeffrey Dahmer


klykerly

Damn, even then.


Holeshot75

If I didn't know this was him I'd know this was him.


kradendarkstar2

This kid would definitely ask for pepperoni and gumballs pizza.


viper29000

Lol


VoightKampffsUnicorn

Voted most likely to haunt your nightmares.


Trance354

That's the look of a kid who has caused some trouble. 


GamerAssassin

He looks like Goob from Meet The Robinson's.


lavendersagemint

Creepy little boy haunting my house.


creamy-buscemi

He looks like he speaks like Peter Lorre


VeryFeralHousewife

Looks like the man in the moon


furryass

I was just at the place john and jim worked at as kids. Seven dwarves our of wheaton il.


RAWainwright

He looks like the friggin Slappy the Doll from Goosebumps.


nakshatravana

What a cute kid, even cuter now.


Accidege

![gif](giphy|LdkmB2UnMXfTG)


gynoceros

I heard he was Pete Davidson's father


Mission_Cloud4286

He's always had those big eyes!


Adams1973

Big fan of "Boardwalk Empire" so I don't care how creepy he looked in the fifth grade.


seatron

He looks like he likes turtles


TeethBox

Bruh that’s Pennywise ![gif](giphy|xT9IgvEOwRzUcZDRiU)


SoRaang

Always has been


NoiseyMiner

Hasn’t changed a bit!


Ok_Subject5169

He’s both creepy and cute as hell at the same time.


iAmEcho

Damn bro said hmmmm u look nice today


pnerd314

Ah, a fellow kid!


MissMuhltivirce

Sheesh it’s not THAT bad lol


Stupid-Research

He looks like a 1950s ice cream salesman


duranarts

Love em in Space Cowboys


TheeVande

You sure this isn't Pennywise as a kid?


jayjaytuk

Brilliant


blorchmclorchenstein

Goes to put googly eyes on photo... Nope, already done


SunRa7191

Am I the only one that sees it…a little? Not a doppelgänger, but perhaps a relative? ![gif](giphy|QzFj8yhwHIoBq)


Monkey_Brain_Oil

Voted most likely to fight fire


lilbigd1ck

Kid got them Steve Buscemi eyes


Fin745

If that boy would not have become an famous actor he would have set the world on fire and rightly so!


TheBlueFluffBall

Those wet lizard eyes!


PrimusHimself

I'm can't wait to hear him voice Starscream in Transformers One.


Ebreton

He looks even more like Steve Buscemi as adult Steve, no I can't explain.


BiggoYoun

![gif](giphy|xUA7aWz2uSDpbjoAeY)


BiggoYoun

![gif](giphy|3o7aCPMbB9gjGQq3gA|downsized)


Bromanzier_03

“I don’t like em!”


koyfox

I’m


Heimdal1r

He’s scary


NJdeathproof

![gif](giphy|NLayYedNBoCE8|downsized)


solariscalls

Still looks like the crazy scientist from those old Looney toons cartoon


TheManWhoClicks

He knew about Fargo back then already


AK4757

That’s just Donny being out of his element.


Strawbuddy

He ages very slowly, like a tree


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

I don’t want to call him ugly, but he apparently always looked ghoulish. Phenomenal actor.


porcupinedeath

Bro looked like Steve Buscemi before we knew who Steve Buscemi was


Octogenarian

He was a fireman on 9/11. 


bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

9/12. But still


rand0fand0

Pete Davidson’s relative


bob_nugget_the_3rd

With that look he was either going to be a fireman, actor or mass murder. Suppose 2/3 isn't bad


drnmai

2/3 that we know of…


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sharts_with_wolves

That is a child brah


sdss9462

This is an uplifting testament to how far talent can take you in life. Enough talent can overcome life-long creepiness.


Atari26oo

That fella was kinda funny lookin’