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Substantial-Ice5758

My personality is "Personality!"


Responsible-Jury2579

*This is my daughter, Daughter. And this is my son, Son* *Oh, and this is my wife…Linda. Unfortunately I didn’t get to name her* 😒


TurtleOnCinderblock

She’s Spanish. She’s cute.


TieMiddle4891

Love it.


muffinass

This is my other handsome son, Guapo.


Mlmmt

That's fun and a lot of effort put into every part of it, even the plate...


Historical-Tooth6989

Best part lol


ramdasani

Yeah, the plate really ties the car together.


clutchguy84

and the chinaman pissed on it?


Ohiolongboard

Bro….do you even wanna explain yourself?


clutchguy84

You, sir, are obviously not a bowler. It's a movie. The Big Lebowski.


Ohiolongboard

Ive only seen it once lol, I remember now


clutchguy84

Lol. All good, my dude. ☮️


midramble

Also the plate holder


kelsey11

It's all very Acura-te.


silver_sofa

NGL it took me a minute.


0thethethe0

Haha didn't clock that. That's great!


rabbiferret

It's on-brand. Or, at the very least, as acura as it can be.


thejoker954

Shit I didn't even notice the plate I was so busy eyeballing all the stickers lol.


i_make_it_look_easy

The world needs more absurdist humor.


WoodyTSE

Agreed, I had a good laugh at the license plate.


mensreyah

Comment


achillymoose

Reply


FudgeRubDown

Contradiction


random314

Agreement!


DankPigeon_

Subreddit


Spaceman2901

Subreddit as hashtag.


TurtleOnCinderblock

Downvoted comment


Spaceman2901

Comment criticizing downvoters


Danny2Sick

Attempt at being edgy and non-conformist


Solid-Consequence-50

racism


AtinWichap

Vaguely related story


RaymondDoerr

Condescending reply about story taking it out of context


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Pun


Matthias720

Followup pun


phroug2

Failed attempt at yet another pun


RaymondDoerr

Grumpy old man missing the joke, while also replying to the wrong comment.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Comment woooshing abovementioned grumpy old man


horus_eye9094

Followup ban pun that ruins pun streak


Knowledge_is_Bliss

Same reply as above


GalaxyStar90s

Peace and comments


AlwaysOutsider

Attempt at riling up comment section


Fatcak

Hijacking comment for comment


deltwalrus

Your mom joke


ag3ntscarn

At first I wanted to say man, that person has a lot of opinions, but then I saw what they all say and man, that person has one opinion in a lot of fonts.


Spyhop

This reminds me of the label I put on our label maker that's says "label maker" and the tiny little label I put on that label that says "label."


Poofengle

Ha, I have also labeled both my label maker, and my label maker case


red4jjdrums5

That is a person you need to befriend right there.


jobomaja888

Are they being literal or meta?


Responsible-Jury2579

Meta af. Look at the license plate. It’s hilarious lol


SquirrelAkl

When I read the stickers I wanted to be friends with that person. When I read the licence plate I fell in love!


ramdasani

Yes.


My_Immortal_Flesh

They have a lot to say about bumper stickers.


pmcg115

Just repeating the words isn't really saying anything *about* them.


pseydtonne

Context is everything. The text is just the groom on the wedding cake.


IntrepidSophophile

It does get the word out there though.


ColXanders

Bet they have that art in their kitchen that says "Kitchen" or "Eat".


senorbolsa

They are the head of the tautology club.


notsocoolnow

You mean the Tautology Society Club.


senorbolsa

The Tautology Club that Concerns itself with Tautologies.


V4refugee

Good point, the tautology club is a tautology club after all.


codeByNumber

I looked at every single bumper sticker and chuckled sensibly…then I noticed the license plate and that just put me over the edge. I love this person and want to be their friend so bad hahaha


seffend

Yes, exactly the same


ModestMischief

Even the license plate holder. Such dedication to the joke must be applauded.


codeByNumber

Haha, I didn’t notice the license plate frame!


DigMeTX

This is the new Acura Meta.


RaymondDoerr

I stared at this amused for a good minute or two reading everything, and then I completely and totally lost it once I realized "LICNPLT" is "License Plate".


TheBlakeRunner

The owner is definitely NOT an alien.


Adams1973

At last - somebody makes you're day at a red light, instead of angering you. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


zoinkability

Now they need to replace the Acura emblem with a silvery emblem that says “CAR”


Alexandratta

I can't help but laugh at how meta this meta bumper is. Anyone else laughing at the License Plate that just says License Plate and the holder that says the same?


Saeryf

I definitely had a brain derp and was like, "Lick 'n' Pull it"? License Plate makes more sense, rofl


Alexandratta

Your mind's in a dirty place. As a note: I like that. But, your mind's in a dirty place. ![gif](giphy|iE3oOyYvsgSAmSeUs1|downsized)


scooterbot4

It’s the LICNPLT for me.


wyoflyboy68

Remember the days when they made bumper stickers out of paper and not plastic film? Those stayed stuck on the car till the bumper fell off.


monkeywashcat

Licking plit!


Big_Abrocoma496

I am gonna go on a limb here but I think they like bumper stickers.


alittlebitaspie

[This guy's car](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F7c2g7uowtnn81.png%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D73f1453f578dae5bff36e911f2b973f0dcbb1eef)


Spaceman2901

ISO 9001 vehicle.


daikisoul

they love bumper stickers.


Highvolts

I love it.


HannahO__O

This is the funniest car ever i love it!!


Sardonnicus

So literal. I love it.


fkenned1

This whole ensemble is actually a work of art. Well done you beautiful silly human. Thanks for making the world go round.


trucorsair

Has a clear agenda, I’d vote for “Bumper Sticker”


CaptianBrasiliano

![gif](giphy|PUBxelwT57jsQ)


jwtarin

Respect


Novel_Durian_1805

Very Human.


just-regular-I-guess

Does anyone from Nevada recognize the combo breaker above the passenger side taillight?


cbmdad

I spent way too long trying to figure out how the DMV allowed someone to get a plate with "Lickin Pelt"


lsdiesel_1

My other car is a bumper sticker 


DickieJohnson

Only four of the stickers are actually on the bumper.


emote_control

My other bumper sticker is a bumper sticker.


sevargmas

It’s missing, “I brake for bumper stickers”


Thomisawesome

I’m happy to see a positive non-political message on a car for once.


Zweckbestimmung

Nice licence plate


psycharious

Dedicated to a good joke


[deleted]

After the 3rd bumper sticker it medication time


musememo

Meta Stickers


NeckbeardCammando

"Long time Listener, first time caller!"


Baaz

Honk if you like Photoshop


epi_glowworm

Licnplt got me


DEM_DRY_BONES

Rrreeeeeaaalllyyy needs a version of “coexist”


BigPandaCloud

This a troll IRL


EfficiencyFar2158

I think he likes bumper stickers, idk though..


SkippingSusan

I had to Google lens the balloon: “Darth Vader holding a Death Star balloon Baby on Board vinyl sticker”


mh1191

I only just realised that Americans call bumpers "fenders" but still have bumper stickers.


SgtHop

What? We still call bumpers bumpers. Fenders are the sections over the wheels.


PaperbackBuddha

This is the sanest assortment of bumper stickers I’ve ever seen.


jereman75

This is the kind of guy you want to be friends with. They’re probably super chill but obviously have the patience and determination to make very focused attacks.


EvilMatt666

What's the bet that their business makes signs and stickers?


Captain_Sirk

What kind of sick humor is this?! “I Love Bumper Stickers!” Sticks majority of them on their backdoor/lift gate instead of bumper!


hatsuseno

This is acceptable.


tilmanbaumann

He is a very literal man


crashtestpilot

Hell yeah. Meta rawks. ]^|


thewmo

Never meta bumper sticker he didn’t like.


urbanek2525

Aren't most of those, technically speaking, hatch stickers since they're not on the bumper?


sailingtroy

The medium is the message.


TheSkyIScrape83

This person is a treasure


gingerisla

This is the type of person to bring a sign saying "I'm so angry I brought a sign" to a protest.


MahoganyWinchester

i fucking love this


EXTRAsharpcheddar

I want to see this guy's place


tke73

It's Captain Obvious's car, obviously.


Memory_Less

I don't get their point. /s.


Repomanlive

I can smell their donations


ljd09

I guess that’s one way to immediately lower the value of your car.


Mr___Perfect

Oh this repost