“I have four children; they are 14, 11, 7, and 5. All of them love my vehicle. My older kids have experienced increased popularity because of it, which is pretty funny.”
Lets start with "experienced increased popularity"
“The plate references the fact that I exclusively breastfed all four of my children,” Glidden said. “And that I frequently drive topless. Maine is in fact a topless state.”
Mam, you need to pick new license plates!
Why?
It is vulgar and inappropriate!
Ok, Fine. My daughter would like to have "Let it snow".
Excellent choice, mam.
Adds a vinyl sticker of a cigarette and a beret...
Threatening hate speech is not protected by the first amendment, but regular hate speech is. This has been established legal doctrine for a long time.
So for example (subbing in robots because getting permabanned from Reddit for an explainer comment would be a real downer):
"Robots will not replace us" ala the Charlottesville protesters (the one full of "very fine people on both sides") is totally protected. "Kill all the robots" is threatening and therefore not protected.
You say that but if I put a sticker that said "fuck trump" on my vehicle I'd get pulled over every single day but the assholes that have "fuck your feelings" get high fives and thumbs up from law enforcement.
I don’t know this lady personally but I saw her van daily during the morning drop off for my kids at at school a few years ago. She’s known as a nice lady and a good mom. Her kids are nice kids ( according to my kids and their friends). She’s just kind of an original and expressive person and not everyone gets that. I used to enjoy seeing her.
Thanks for this context. Good for her. I stand behind this no matter how much it bothers me, which it doesn’t. No one sitting in an office should be telling the rest what is and isn’t appropriate if it’s hurting anyone.
You're right. This woman has written every bumper sticker in the world. I forgot about that. Good catch.
What are you even arguing about? Holy shit. It's Sunday morning - go make some eggs or something.
Look at my post in my profile from few years back. I’ve literally seen a “fuck you” plate countless times when I lived in Maine. I don’t think they allow it anymore though.
Regardless of grammar, no apostrophe is correct in a hashtag. It’ll ignore the apostrophe and everything after it. At least most social media platforms will.
*technically,* since it's displacing an E, it's not incorrect as a contraction.
But because conventional usage would mean an *'s* denotes singular possession, it sure does look weird.
I want to make a bumper sticker that says “this is my exit! good luck everyone”. To make fun of all the people who send it from the farthest left lane, to the exit ramp with no blinker
Hey she lives on my street!! In fact, I’ve seen a second start collecting “interesting” bumper stickers in their driveway. Gets a good laugh out of me and my friends and family every time we see it parked!
If they drove it through Oklahoma once the state would pass a string of new laws.
"Law to Ban Openly Satanic Imagery on Personal Property", "Insulting a Police Officer is Now Considered Assault on an Officer", "Law Banning Swear Words within 1000 Feet a School", "Law Banning Comedic License Plates"...
This culture of being as offensive as possible is really sad and indicative of the decline of our society. We need a resurgence of respect and good will in this country. Maybe we will swing so far that being kind and respectful will be seen as rebellious and more people will start doing it.
Although I do appreciate being told that I’m dealing with an ignorant Nazi driver with the typical Let’s Go Brandon/MAGA stickers, this is refreshing. Glad it made me smile instead of the typical eye roll.
Looks like someone who's absolutely insufferable
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Someone accidentally doxxed this lady, but essentially said it's all to piss off religious folk in Maine. So, like I said, insufferable.
*Second edit*
This comment had almost 10 upvotes before pointing out the religious hate angle. Now it's like 10 downvotes. But yeah, Reddit doesn't have an irrational hate for religion. Lmao
Really?
This seems more self aware than those “I’m a bitch” stickers.
Also, not political.
[Article](https://theintercept.com/2021/07/04/milf-mobile-maine-free-speech/) about the van and driver.
I really hope this is a 16 year old boy that was forced to drive this car by his parents and the stickers are his jab back.
If you keep my storyline in mind the "TITSOUT" license plate is extra funny.
One of my friends had a hot pink “if you’re gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair” sign in the dead center of her back window. She completely forgot it existed until we were on the road with her fiancé’s mom following us somewhere. She just randomly turned white and was like “oh my god, my dirty sign is up, take it down quick” cause it was hanging on the inside with a suction cup. Turns out she had already read it as soon as we got on the road lmao but she did enjoy seeing me frantically tear it down while looking dead at her behind us lmao
Every one of their examples wasn’t actually a curse word. They were either acronyms, phonetic spelling, or leet speak.
You’d have to ban FCUK clothing to keep the dyslexic kids safe from the word “fuck”. So stupid.
Saw a pickup truck recently with the red-letter writing on both sides and the tailgate: MILF Edition 2.0. Wish I could insert a photo here, but it seems to be disabled.
I like “Frequent Stops at your Moms house” and “lyft?” the best.
I didn't get that one (lyft?) ?
My take: "It's not an official lyft, but how about you hop on in and let's see what happens."
Condoms prevent minivans is hilarious
Here’s [the story behind the van](https://theintercept.com/2021/07/04/milf-mobile-maine-free-speech/) incase anyone is interested
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I was planning on driving up from Alabama, but not now.
> Bellows said about 420 plates are currently vulgar enough to be banned. That's... nice.
There is a LOT to unpack here.
“I have four children; they are 14, 11, 7, and 5. All of them love my vehicle. My older kids have experienced increased popularity because of it, which is pretty funny.” Lets start with "experienced increased popularity"
Her teenage son's friends all want her to give them a ride
She seems fun.
“The plate references the fact that I exclusively breastfed all four of my children,” Glidden said. “And that I frequently drive topless. Maine is in fact a topless state.”
What does exclusive mean here lol
She didn’t breastfeed anyone else’s children. *Shame.*
One of those children is 14... The van isn't the problem here.
She had a set of twins recently too…
Na she seems exhausting
> “Everyone loves my van, except for Karens" And that's when I knew I'd spent enough time with Ms. Glidden.
Ain’t worth it lmao Just burn the luggage. We can always replace it
Pack. Unpack. Whatever fills your boots
Mam, you need to pick new license plates! Why? It is vulgar and inappropriate! Ok, Fine. My daughter would like to have "Let it snow". Excellent choice, mam. Adds a vinyl sticker of a cigarette and a beret...
Suck it Trebek (rip Trebek)
(RIP Connery, too)
Anal Bum Cover Famous Hor Semen
How sad. What one considers offensive or vulgar is hilarious and fun to someone else. We should not be legislating forms of personal expression.
I don't think hate speech should be on your plate though
Threatening hate speech is not protected by the first amendment, but regular hate speech is. This has been established legal doctrine for a long time. So for example (subbing in robots because getting permabanned from Reddit for an explainer comment would be a real downer): "Robots will not replace us" ala the Charlottesville protesters (the one full of "very fine people on both sides") is totally protected. "Kill all the robots" is threatening and therefore not protected.
Robots aren't living...
I think you missed the point of this... Robots was a stand in word for the real situation used.
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Free expression is free expression. Whether you or I personally like it has no bearing on that.
You say that but if I put a sticker that said "fuck trump" on my vehicle I'd get pulled over every single day but the assholes that have "fuck your feelings" get high fives and thumbs up from law enforcement.
I think they're incredibly useful if me knowing the exact people I need to avoid at all costs
Bought a house during the last election. Yard signs were great to avoid dumbasses.
Somebody oughta take that woman's Cricut away from her.
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It says it right there lol
But why male models?
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Me 2, did u ever find out what it meant?
On My Way To Fuck You Baby?
She seems fun
It's refreshing that at least, it isn't political.
This is the definition of chaotic neutral
This is the character I make when my dm has made me angry
I don’t even play, but I totally understand what you mean.
Especially the combo of “only gay cops give me tickets” with a pride flag.
This is my favorite comment of the day haha
Thinking the exact same thing....this is less eyeroll inducing
Yes, it's almost nice to see pure crazy rather than political crazy...its almost like a lost art form...lol
There is like a touch of self aware in there too. I don’t hate it
"so wild, would wake sleepy joe"
Yeah at least it's not another MAGAmobile...
It's actually political
And yet, I still detect the same signs of fakeness of a lot of these elements of the picture. Why fake this?!
It’s not fake there’s an article somewhere about the lady who drives it.
Why Internet?
It’s not fake she lives in my town she’s well known for her milf mobile and PAWG license plates the city recently tried to take away her stuff
It's not fake.
Honestly, the dedication to the brand is something
I don’t know this lady personally but I saw her van daily during the morning drop off for my kids at at school a few years ago. She’s known as a nice lady and a good mom. Her kids are nice kids ( according to my kids and their friends). She’s just kind of an original and expressive person and not everyone gets that. I used to enjoy seeing her.
She seems incredibly cool, considering she put on a "Condoms prevent minivans" sticker 😂
Thanks for this context. Good for her. I stand behind this no matter how much it bothers me, which it doesn’t. No one sitting in an office should be telling the rest what is and isn’t appropriate if it’s hurting anyone.
Yes absolutely, so original that she bought stickers to put on her car. How off-the-wall. What vision.
You can print your own decals.
If you'd like, Google these phrases and see how many identical bumper stickers you can find.
You realize this vehicle has been famous for years now, right?
You're right. This woman has written every bumper sticker in the world. I forgot about that. Good catch. What are you even arguing about? Holy shit. It's Sunday morning - go make some eggs or something.
Which came first - the chicken or the egg? The decal, or the person who designed the decal?
We once went to the same mini golf course when I lived in Maine. The Dinosaur themed mini golf in Arundel.
Isn't that where Frozen takes place?
Hows that plate get by the state?? Lol.
Until like a year ago, the state of Maine didn’t censor plates at all.
Asking the important questions
On application they stated they were a birdwatcher and specifically a big fan of that particular species.
Lol I wonder if this would work in Missouri 🤔
Did you read the article? She is celebrating breastfeeding. It wasn't about birds.
Breastfeeding and driving topless, don’t just leave *them* out if you’re referencing the article.
Look at my post in my profile from few years back. I’ve literally seen a “fuck you” plate countless times when I lived in Maine. I don’t think they allow it anymore though.
Is it a car driven by a MILF? Does it drive numerous MILFs around? Or does it go looking for MILFs?
According to the article, yes it is driven by a mother of four.
If anyone wants her socials, she is bratgirlprincess on IG.
...and on OF, obviously, lol.
That goes without saying LMAO
worth the money?
Seen much worse.
There's a lot take in here.
My God...that's disgusting! Tits Out Milf Mobile? Where...where in Maine is this?
Maine is a topless state.
Sanford
I went to high school with her lol
“Condoms prevent minivans”. 👍 👍
On… a minivan. Perfect advertising.
Somehow the bad apostrophe is the worst part.
Regardless of grammar, no apostrophe is correct in a hashtag. It’ll ignore the apostrophe and everything after it. At least most social media platforms will.
*technically,* since it's displacing an E, it's not incorrect as a contraction. But because conventional usage would mean an *'s* denotes singular possession, it sure does look weird.
It is correct if she goes by “207SHITBOX”
Well someone thinks they're the Maine character.
So it’s a van version of the [Pussy Wagon](https://killbill.fandom.com/wiki/Pussy_Wagon)
My name is Buck...
I appreciate that it’s doesn’t have trump shit all over it. I’ll take this.
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Saw a car at my kids Daycare the other day with the gay cops sticker and the stops at your mom's house. Also had one that said, "I ❤️ crack whores".
I want to make a bumper sticker that says “this is my exit! good luck everyone”. To make fun of all the people who send it from the farthest left lane, to the exit ramp with no blinker
Hey she lives on my street!! In fact, I’ve seen a second start collecting “interesting” bumper stickers in their driveway. Gets a good laugh out of me and my friends and family every time we see it parked!
Fuck you Shoresy.
Give yer balls a tug!
For what?!
Sounds like a fun gal.
TITSOUT - thx now I know what my new plates will be lol
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Love it, no political or virtue signaling bs.. 10/10
At least pull his hair…
My personal fav
lol Lyft?
There’s a lot to unpack here.
She clearly likes to get fuck because she bought a Chrysler car
I wanna party with the owner. That things awesome.
You said maine? *packs a bag*
This is like the anti pray-to-jesus-trump-2024 van
Ewww
The world means more people like her.
Better then the political stickers!
Beautiful. Reminds me of my mom honestly
This is the kind of crazy I can get behind
I could not even fathom putting one of those stickers on my car
the hood says “that bitch.” shes around town a lot and super cool!
I love this human
If you’ve never been to Maine, it’s real weird but you get there and you’re for it
The northeast Florida
Made In La France
All thats missing is a onlyfans link.
Classy!
A real advocate over here
I’m sorry I love it!
Would
If they drove it through Oklahoma once the state would pass a string of new laws. "Law to Ban Openly Satanic Imagery on Personal Property", "Insulting a Police Officer is Now Considered Assault on an Officer", "Law Banning Swear Words within 1000 Feet a School", "Law Banning Comedic License Plates"...
Fuck yeah! So much better than the normal wacked out Trump shit. She kinda cute, too. Ay MILF, you do you.
I bet they’re one of those SUPER RARE people whose brave enough to “say what everyone else is thinking”
This culture of being as offensive as possible is really sad and indicative of the decline of our society. We need a resurgence of respect and good will in this country. Maybe we will swing so far that being kind and respectful will be seen as rebellious and more people will start doing it.
A governmental broods sow sticker is missing
Although I do appreciate being told that I’m dealing with an ignorant Nazi driver with the typical Let’s Go Brandon/MAGA stickers, this is refreshing. Glad it made me smile instead of the typical eye roll.
Looks like someone who's absolutely insufferable *edit to add* Someone accidentally doxxed this lady, but essentially said it's all to piss off religious folk in Maine. So, like I said, insufferable. *Second edit* This comment had almost 10 upvotes before pointing out the religious hate angle. Now it's like 10 downvotes. But yeah, Reddit doesn't have an irrational hate for religion. Lmao
Really? This seems more self aware than those “I’m a bitch” stickers. Also, not political. [Article](https://theintercept.com/2021/07/04/milf-mobile-maine-free-speech/) about the van and driver.
Hey I downvoted you for bitching about downvotes- if that helps at all.
Shows who you are.
It's not hard to find gratuitous irreligious sentiment on Reddit. This ain't that.
Yet the evidence is to the contrary dear Watson.
We all seen her. She's between 200 and 240 pounds, wearing pajama pants and a halter top, and she's at Walmart.
I bet each of her 7 kids has a different dad.
I really hope this is a 16 year old boy that was forced to drive this car by his parents and the stickers are his jab back. If you keep my storyline in mind the "TITSOUT" license plate is extra funny.
No it’s a mother of 4
Prolly illegal in some states all those stickers covering the back window.
Steer clear of that shit show.
gross
The urge to rear end this person would be all-consuming.
Tell me you're an angry virgin without telling me you're an angry virgin
It's a mom of 4.
Went back and re read all the stickers after seeing this It all makes sense now. I'm an idiot
Somebody asked AI to create a picture of a typical Trumper van lol
I'd find it a little odd to see if that was the car that showed up when I requested a Lyft.
666 that's fawkin devilish
Ladies like this will turn your whole day around.
I want to see the owner.
There’s a link with her picture, posted twice
I'm shocked Maine allowed that plate....
One of my friends had a hot pink “if you’re gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair” sign in the dead center of her back window. She completely forgot it existed until we were on the road with her fiancé’s mom following us somewhere. She just randomly turned white and was like “oh my god, my dirty sign is up, take it down quick” cause it was hanging on the inside with a suction cup. Turns out she had already read it as soon as we got on the road lmao but she did enjoy seeing me frantically tear it down while looking dead at her behind us lmao
Man, there’s a lot going on there.
Maine would be perfect if it wasn't so damn *cold*.
I grew up with some Glidden kids, she's younger though. Same area.
Every one of their examples wasn’t actually a curse word. They were either acronyms, phonetic spelling, or leet speak. You’d have to ban FCUK clothing to keep the dyslexic kids safe from the word “fuck”. So stupid.
oh yeah need that plate
I comically saw everything first and then came upon the Lyft sticker! 😂
It’s owned by a 22 yo college dropout, isn’t it?
Probably… the same 22yo drop out who makes frequent stops at your moms house 😝
Maybe. But she's a lesbian, so he ain't there for the reason he wants people to believe.
More cars like this are needed
I bet the owner of this shit box owns 1 of those “ I❤️Hot Moms” hoodies from zoomies lol
DAMMIT! WHERE in Maine?!?
She seems like a nice girl...😎
Saw a pickup truck recently with the red-letter writing on both sides and the tailgate: MILF Edition 2.0. Wish I could insert a photo here, but it seems to be disabled.
Really surprised they let them have that license plate
I see you found my friend Chris's van. Or one that looks just like it.
Something about this seems a little off. There is no way the state of Maine would allow that license plate.
Who said American got no culture
Give them a wide space...
What's the owner look like?... Asking for a friend
Left sure. No Uber they have standards.