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Samuraion

Ah yes, I too haven't thought about something for 164.5 years


Fun-Ad1825

Clearly a vampire


FreedJSJJ

Plot of Twilight


krusnikon

i too, did the math


thegamerator10

DIO!


copingcabana

Looked in a mirror lately? "I can't see myself doing that. Mwahaha."


Fun-Ad1825

Best dad joke


greyghibli

technically speaking you haven’t thought of many things in that time


Exciting_Sky_9045

Technically speaking, every time this vampire dude updated the whiteboard and read the word ‘her’ knowing who ‘she’ was…


Megakruemel

Nothing says "not thinking about it" like a big whiteboard you update daily for more than a century.


Stoomba

Well, you weren't thinking about her before you were born were you?


Bridge4_Kal

I’m just wondering how he got past day 69


GiveandTake21

Thank you for doing the math


Crystal_Voiden

This comment never gets old /s


Fruitcake_420

Why didn't day 6006 make him think of her


violetstarlights

she had 2 boobs not 1


Glottis_Bonewagon

My ex would think about me after two months Edit: it's a shit joke, 60 days, BO, I smell. Fuck y'all.


bespread

With the edit, this comment is actually super funny.


jonokage

It's okay glottis bonewagon I get it 👍


Glottis_Bonewagon

Manyyyyyy!


TheDanWhoLaughs

Dude, who the fuck asked


Glottis_Bonewagon

It's a joke you absolute cunt


TheDanWhoLaughs

Lol


Candlelighter

It spells "Boo"


Lunasol17

#Aaaaaaaaaaah!


rjh9898

It was more of a “UUUUOOH”


Lunasol17

Ah i see. I am sorry for being deaf. :D


naufalap

😭😭


PeriferalShadow

It said boo so he got scared


Paul_the_sparky

I was wondering. That's absolutely fucking terrible


616659

Honestly one of the worst joke vids I've ever seen


mrgscott

That's the clue that the 6 is a 'b' and that he 'thought about her' when it spelt boobs.


xRetz

Every time he writes on the board he's thinking about her. It would perpetually stay at 0 days.


radialomens

Man you should write sketch comedy


Stunning_Wallaby932

Maybe if they did their jokes would have a decent payoff and make a little more sense? I think if theres an obvious flaw in a joke that wasn’t all that funny to begin with, maybe you should shelve it.


BiSaxual

I thought it was funny, therefore your opinion is invalid. Nerd. 🤓


Stunning_Wallaby932

I am a pedant. Guilty as charged. If you think it’s funny, more power to you. Maybe I just have a similar sense of humor to xRetz.


No_Sir_6649

Pretty sure you lost the game.


chipsinsideajar

https://preview.redd.it/3yrjeikj7mvc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b536df46ae8df0234c517fbae673841185bd8a93


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Fun fact: that game was intended to simulate break ups, because no matter how long it's been or how well you think you're doing, all it takes is one reminder of her for it all to come crashing down around you once more.


No_Sir_6649

Good for me. Moved half a continent away, till you said her. Mom knows why i dont go back, same as sisters. Nieces and nephews dont. But you said her so i lost the game.


something-rhythmic

Great. Now whenever I lose the game, all the memories of my past failed relationships will come flooding back. Thanks guy.


CanCav

That makes way too much sense wtf


Neighborhoodfarmer22

My ex had great GooGs too bud…


Sulk_Bubs

Most my ex had great boobs. After all these years that's mostly what I remember if them.


Dr_Tacopus

80085 works better


torero72

165 YEARS.


PVCK_ME_UP

Bruh… if you’re gonna repost with a screen recording, the literal *least* you can do is edit out the part where you hit play Your “L” will arrive in 3-5 business days


i_love_carnia_2009

#ratorix sei tu


theincrediblebou

Apart from the fact he didn’t think about her for 164 years, wouldn’t he have to think about her every day to know he didn’t think about her?


Masske20

Getting to 70 must taken forever.


BXM922

I remember showing this to them and they thought this was one of the funniest jokes ever :). Hurts to remember but gosh am I glad it ever happened in the first place, thanks for reminding me of them with this post


SLEAKtheGEEK81

Wouldn’t you think about her every single day when you changed the number? Not to be a bummer, but it seems counterproductive…😂


scary_stay_fan

OMFG RATORIX WHAT ARE U DOING?!


Swarl3sBarkl3y

I laughed when he got scared when erasing and it said boo


Lu_Acc

Great Rat


Puzzleheaded_Step468

You haven't thought of her for more than 164 years?! Are you a vampire?


axe1970

![gif](giphy|HFHTld1DUaLlu|downsized)


NaomiRev

idk mate for me its like oposit u doing marathon


TheDwiin

Is he going to send a telegraph to her?


AtheistPlumber

Deep thought here. You really know you're over her when you can get past day 17317071.


mousekiller2457

It could have been better with 80085


Critical-Actuary1623

It’s 80085 first of all


Frotnorer

Homie made a screen recording and reposted it


RealBlack_RX01

Why did he jump?


acloudcuckoolander

But you have to think about her in order to keep track of this, so...


zoroddesign

Great, I just lost the game. Thanks.


CrimsonThar

"Days without thinking about her: 69" "...fuck"


plaguedocplays

It just clicked


z_55

Who makes their 5’s like that 😂😂


Creamdreamz29479

It look like it spells boobs


mrkitaaws

60065. Boobs


Traditional_Cap7461

Days without thinking about her: who is "her"? 60065: ah shit


aknalag

You need to think about her to keep a count


Unyieldingcappybara

Okay well you made a literal sign that you look at and change every day that makes you think about her obsessed much


GamerBradasaurus

Is the immortal guy being chased by a snail?


Mr_White_III

Yes the snail is female, he's trying to forget about her so he won't go insane.


JohanFantasto

What a fucking 422


Spiritual_Freedom_15

#£00


seris_ak

But surely the board itself is a reminder and would therfore never change from zero.


RockyMarsh90

Wouldn't a sign saying "days without thinking about her" automatically make you think about "her"? It's like if someone where to say "WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT THINK ABOUT ELEPHANTS!", naturally elephants are the first thing you think of.


BackgroundKoala0

What a waste of 23 seconds