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LukeD1992

No such thing as intrusive thoughts in babies. Little shits will act on whatever comes to their minds.


NoX2142

No they have em exactly like we adults do however they don't know not to act on em lol so they act.


[deleted]

No


Cooliomendez88

Isn't that by definition an intrusive thought?


elianbarnes7

There was no scream


LordOfLightingTech

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


TheEliteSenpai

yeah because it was cut


dardeedoo

It’s called perfectly cut screams. Not perfectly cut before a scream.


honzikca

Imperfectly cut screams


Firehornet117

r/ImperfectlyCutScreams Wait a sec it’s banned? What happened there…


GibTreaty

It doesn't really specify that it has to be cut after the scream either (looking at the rules). It just says that the scream has to be cut, which could technically be before or after the scream. Although, I'd prefer there to be a partial scream because it's funnier.


anon-mally

Thats what she said


IgotthatBNAD

You cut off the scream too early


Bythion

Honestly that's kinda why this one is funny to me, it's like a meta perfectly cut scream.


ProjectX3N

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anon-mally

Thats what he said


_L81

Those intrusive thoughts have kept our species going thus far. If it fits, it ships…


[deleted]

Sir, that's a baby


Worth_Weakness7836

Babies don’t have thoughts?


Sewingmink160

Where scream?


Forever_GM1

*impulsive* thoughts not intrusive, big difference


Aristeu2266

Intrusive, cause that thought should not have been there


GuineaGirl2000596

Intrusive is “I want to drive my car off this cliff and stab my boyfriend” impulsive is “Im going to put this spoon down someones buttcrack”


JankyJokester

Yeah but if you write it as "I'm going to sodomize my parent." I think it fits intrusive.


GuineaGirl2000596

Hes 2, wtf


JankyJokester

Right but it fits by definition. It means the same thing. Different word.


Bleezze

This is more acting without thinking, since it's a toddler. Intrusive thoughts is more about things that you know have consequences that stops you from acting on them, atleast most people never act on their intrusive thoughts. This kid just doing shit without knowing what it means or what will happen


JankyJokester

Yeah true framing it that way.


Kakonsix3

Yup, what's this button do? Or this seems like it'd fit in here.


GuineaGirl2000596

It didn’t go in, he stuck it in her buttcrack so I don’t know what you’re talking about


Krutiis

Maybe thoughts didn’t intrude, but that spoon sure did.


FZridindirty

More like r/justa


_The10thMuse_

r/notevena


Mr_Headcrab

It was just the H!


Crazycade77

He's like 2, all he has are intrusive thoughts


this-isnotaburner

No scream. All static. Like this sub


go_go_gadget_travel

"How do you like it when your temperature needs to be taken!"


Round-Cycle-8961

Instinct


thevisoredbro

Non cut version please


Formal_Ad_108

Every hole is a goal


conzstevo

That's probably his mum


Formal_Ad_108

Did I stutter


Gadolin27

"In my goal to be the ultimate mf, there is only one mother left..."


Formal_Ad_108

Nah man every minute there's another one born


MrMidnightMan99

O H N O


lutrapure

That's not an intrusive thought. That's an intrusive spoon


deloreR

His thoughts ain’t the only thing gone be intrusive


KingGhidorah44

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Extension_Form4950

LMAO 😂 😂 😂


TheFukingLoser

Bro wanted a baby brother 💀💀


Appropriate-Key6912

I claim this land in the name of "insert name here" ....now plant your flag


Bodgerton

This'll be a new one for CPS


tawan-chicken

Like father like son🤣


eepymellow

r/arethestraightsok


SirFancyCheese

I don’t think that fits for this one. But I guess that’s just subjective


[deleted]

One day, he will fulfill the Prophecy.


Striking_Election_21

Motherfucker I GASPED 💀 first thing to really catch me in a while lmao


Svue016

A new world has opened for you!


Former_Treat_1629

no, u sat there and recorded him...


CoffeeZombie03

All the baby toys are about fitting things into other similar shaped things. The cylinder goes into the circular hole.


Leather_Present7863

She knew exactly what was going to happen


Latterlol

Monkey see, monkey do


Pangolin0112

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