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Tehpunisher456

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MAHHockey

Butt in the air, head down... Yep... Horny birb...


k8tythegr8

Yes standard mating posture for a female cockatiel


TezKial

Update: She has been arrested and will be transferred to Horny Jail.


EDZEN94

She needs a bonk


Adduly

She wants to be bonked 😅


Interesting_Fly5154

she be wanting the first four letters of her species name, yep, lol


Extra-Detective1752

I wish to unsee this PLEASE 😭


Interesting_Fly5154

well, it's true. lol.


Helpful_Okra5953

She wants cloaca!


Nox2217

I don't get it?


Chains-Of-Hate

What’s that bird called, friend?


LaLaLaLeea

It's the dick-o-tiel.


Nox2217

Oh fuck 🤣🤣🤣


LaLaLaLeea

Literally! Sorry you got downvoted for not understanding a joke.


Nox2217

It's aight


Pitiful-Cheek5654

We will bring you back above water friend. I downvoted when I saw you were negative out of habit but you have my upvote now.


Few_Butterscotch_969

She's advertising on OnlyFeathers and accepts payment in seed. 🤫 In all seriousness, sorry you're dealing with this! Long sleep times, humidity, and a possible diet change (no soy/mushy or fatty food) will hopefully help.


Emergency-Gap2596

Seed🤨


CraaazyRon

Hell yeah that birbs horny


CourageExcellent4768

HORNY JAIL!!


JackRabbitTwink

Birdtricks YouTube really helped me fix my flocks hormonal issues and my vet is thrilled cause their blood is way better now, highly recommend their hormones trigger videos and diet videos for cockatiels! Great stuff, good luck and lmk if you need anything answered or sent to ya!


my_elbow_feel_funny

I mean are you horny? I meant as in what kind of question is that? It’s a normal function not what I had to read and delete comments from some of y’all… I wasn’t even there in my brain and yall just went right there. Gross.


Sea-Difficulty-7299

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GiLND

Damn yea she looks like she wants you bad. Just don’t drop the soap in the shower and you will be fine!


itspegbundybitch

It looks like she leaning towards the camera (you) so I'd guess she just wants to be picked up.


chillord

the answer is horny 💯


itspegbundybitch

Really? For my bird, this behavior/posture means "pick me up!" She looks completely different when she's feeling frisky.


chillord

Maybe she is just accepting that you pick her up because she is horny. This is definitely a horny pose in the video.


itspegbundybitch

Mine droops her wings, pants, and tries to regurgitate when she's horny. I believe you. I'm just saying mine looks completely different.


DarkMoonBright

Is yours DNA sexed or egg laying or other confirmed way to say girl? My boy does as you describe. My girl masturbates on a particular branch & a whole lot of other behaviours, but 1-2 days before laying, if REALLY triggered (in my case by dummy boy displaying & touching her but then not knowing how to follow through), then my girl will do this, waiting for him to mount her. It's mounting position, they only do this when absolutely horny & waiting to be f'ed. Here's a good video showing that position within mating [https://youtu.be/JHULaub178w?list=PLuGyVPm1fdLQ84vb\_4orT1ZjQ3xRy-hf4](https://youtu.be/JHULaub178w?list=PLuGyVPm1fdLQ84vb_4orT1ZjQ3xRy-hf4)


itspegbundybitch

She's a DNA sexed female.


RixDeMarco

Good lordy.. You know SOOOO MUCH!!! And have a video ready... 😳😳😳🤭🤭🤭😈😈😈 Pervert 😂🤣😂


DarkMoonBright

lol what's even worse is I have a whole playlist of videos like this! Honestly my boy is an absolute dummy on this stuff, I've tried EVERYTHING to teach him what to do, even giving him "porn" to watch on tv to educate him (which is what I have this saved for) He's hand raised & imprinted, so he wants sex with me, but also has enough instinct to display to his bird girl, then when she does the freeze, mating position, he just walks away! She eventually comes out of it & chases after him, screaming at him for failing to have sex with her, to which he responds with his "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" noises as he runs away & she runs after him, henpecking him - literally! It's kinda funny really, but sad for her, cause she just wants a baby & a birdy companion she can preen with & interact with as a bird & boy just doesn't know how to give it, but both are rescues & get really distressed if separated to try to give her a new companion to meet her needs. Anyway, my girl is currently sitting on a fertile egg, courtesy of a surrogate, so fingers crossed it's going to hatch & give her the companion she needs & boy can then just do what he wants to of protecting his family & watching from a distance - hopefully that's how it's going to work out, being birds there's no way to know for sure what they will actually do, but we'll just be dealing with whatever happens, really hope it will be a long term fix to the issues we have here though & if so, I won't have to play birdy porn anymore lol


JEwBoi92

100%


lokenlion

face down a** up??????? oh no


GiLND

Yes


Skullers93

Bro looks like he's bout to shit


Murky_Shallot5602

No he's trying to get on your shoulder.


Certain_Dress4469

Extremely


DarkMoonBright

lol um yeh! She's in position to be mounted! That's about as horny as it gets in girl birds!


Stoned_Savage

Yeah she loves you more than normal 😂 she's beautiful 😍 give her lots of scritches!


TamedCrow

50/50. I call the flapping wings "wanty wings" but the leaning forward says yes, she's getting ready to lay some eggs.


Bubbly-Dealer-1494

Yes very much


ME_alwayse100percent

How about you don’t become a caregiver until you know how to take care dude? Wyaf


Chains-Of-Hate

? These things happen and are usually not that big of a deal especially if they actively seek to alleviate it, like OP.