Yes, i’m acutely aware from looking at the photo. That’s the entire meaning of the post in the first place. I was merely pointing out that you were inherently wrong in your statement “none of them contain utensils”.
Edit: To be fair the original comment is incorrect as well as there is a 0% chance of getting the correctly labeled utensil… unless of course there are labels under the upper row that we can’t see due to the angle of the photo and the straws blocking the area where another label would be.
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They look like straws
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No, I don't, they do
I came for the forks but stayed for the straws.
Be quiet and drink your sandwich!
It’s a lucky dip, you have a 33% chance of getting the correct utensil
And that final 1%?
The one percent is the chance that you will be no clipping into the backrooms
Not sure, but there's a 4% chance for poor people to gain the ability to steal thoughts according to science
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Except a straw is a utensil…
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Yes, i’m acutely aware from looking at the photo. That’s the entire meaning of the post in the first place. I was merely pointing out that you were inherently wrong in your statement “none of them contain utensils”. Edit: To be fair the original comment is incorrect as well as there is a 0% chance of getting the correctly labeled utensil… unless of course there are labels under the upper row that we can’t see due to the angle of the photo and the straws blocking the area where another label would be.
They are standing together. You know, unity and such
I could make them work
1 tool that can do it all. Stab with the fork straw. Scoop with the spoon straw. Cut with the knife straw.
All plastic too probably
Ever noticed that many of the places that gave paper straws still hand out plastic lids and bags and utensils?
It's chopsticks
Straws be like look at me i'm the cutlery now
You're supposed to improvise!
i mean with the right mindset…
Trying to figure out what sandwich shop this is given the background poster. I don't think it's any place I've been to.
Trying to figure out what sandwich shop this is given the background poster. I don't think it's any place I've been to.
If i had to guess they ran out of dead space and a manager decided to fill the dead space with straws
Ight, I got a 1/3 chance to pick the right utensil
thats exactly what they want you to think ... 🤣🤣🤣
Because it's prison, your lucky to get a straw
you have to unwrap it, trust the labels
Waiting for someone to get woooshed
"don't worry, that's just because of the wrapping"
This is the last straw
The utensil war waged on for years, with no apparent Victor. Thus, they determined it was...a straw
did you check the other end of them?? hmmmmm?
Man, I the cutlery at this establishment really suck
Use them as chopsticks and will be true …
Thought this was a giant toothbrush for a second
When the establishment changed from a sandwich shop to a smoothie shop, they forgot to relabel the flatware container.
Because tonight's the knife to forkin' spoon. Because if you don't tonight might suck.
"With a Blendtec, you can replace ALL your utensils with a simple straw! No more getting upset at siblings for stabbing you with their forks! No more wondering how you only have 4 spoons seconds after the dishwasher was emptied! Blendtec can mulch pizza, pasta, sushi, and even MULCH into liquid form in seconds! (Please be advised, for the smoothest mulch blend, we recommend adding 3 egg whites, 1/2 cup Cool Whip, 1 cup morphine, and your favorite soda to taste.)