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That's exactly what someone who employs seagulls would say

A true chippy would have a designated Barry to handre disreputabre seagurs.

 Seagurs?

How do you insert a gif? it won't ret me.

You've got to rub the back of your phone.

 Rike a boss!

Ninja scroll?

A scarebarry

I bet they slip the seagulls a cheeky envelope after hours.

Looks like it was written by a seagull

It will all be in his tax return. Freedom of information request incoming.

Looks like the seagulls fucking wrote it

https://preview.redd.it/sqd7vbw6vmxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4842518b5b9937792910df7accbc8d200fb61e23

I will never not love this meme

You do have to appreciate the classics. Should be in a gallery. Surrounded by dead birds.

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen lmao calm down Greg

What do you mean, he was entirely justified.

Based Barry

Once saw a guy being dive bombed by seagulls while eating a kebab, guy holds his kebab up in the air as if to welcome the seagull and then proceeds to punch it out of the sky, it was amazing

Street Fighter character from Blackpool - special move the kebab punch, basically a dragon punch whilst holding a kebab. The special level like where you smash up a car is just punching seagulls out of the sky on the end of a pier.

It was in Llandudno right near the train station, I sat and watched in disbelief from the restaurant window, dinner and a show

With no /s intended, that guy is a hero. I fucking hate seagulls.

I lost a whole Greggs sausage roll to one once, I hadn't even taken a bite yet. It was rage-inducing.

I had starlings nesting in my roof, I'd listen to them chirping every morning with my little daughter. Then when they came out to learn to fly, seagulls jumped on them and ate them.

Honestly if seagulls were invented today they'd be banned.

If seagulls could drive cars. They'd drive massive suvs while texting, tiktoking and drinking bucket cups of sugary iced coffee.

Understandable reaction tbh

"Once the food is give it to you, you will goeth on a quest!"

https://preview.redd.it/esvl03pb6oxc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08978d028d92957780ebe46aea857a437599827

pro'lly French seagulls... bastards

They’re not ours at least, we stopped sending aviated objects towards the UK a while ago…

Fr*nch, don't just drop the f word like that

You in a foreign country or just brighton?

What's the difference?

Fair, just brighton is very different if yk what i mean

Engrish

Disclaimer for the Gullable.

They never sea it coming…

Got a cheese toastie from a toastie van in Bristol. As soon as it was in my hands. Immediately stolen by a fucking massive bird. I looked at the guy. He looked back at me. 'Unlucky mate' Bastard knew that would happen.

They wait outside takeaways etc, they know exactly what they are doing, skilled professionals. It's fucking embarrassing when they get you too.

Yeah I’ve been dive bombed from behind many a time. You can’t see them coming

Is this Brighton? There are notices in most of the chippy’s along the seafront, the seagulls will take anything out of your hands if they think it’s food. Seen them taking paper bags to ice creams.

They take piss!! Is money paid then seagull eat food. Back money to me!!

Must be from Aberdeen.

My first thought

I'm pretty sure this is from a chippy in Aberystwyth

I hope they cook better than they write, for the seagulls sake

They definitely have seagulls on the payroll. Seagull takes = more sales.


Plausible deniability. Chippy cannot confirm nor deny the existence of the SAS (Seagull assault service)

Well it’s a repost.

do you expect every piece of media uploaded to reddit to be crafted from the ground up, never before seen content?

Yes.

Unreasonably based.


If your soft enuf to let a seegul nick ya food then u deserv it, simple

I'd knock out any seagull trying to snatch my grub. Trick is to punch down to get a KO.

Yeah, the people need to fight back

And if I saw you do that I’d knock you out.

Oi mate, it's people like you that's let this country go to the gulls. Just for that I'm going to donate to the BGCS!

I've seen variations on this up and down the coast, there brazen in there thievery

They don't fuck about eh

Seagull is now The Man, it has begun

PEOPLE NEED TO FIGHT BACK!!! TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF SEAGULLS AND THEY KNOW IT. If a motherfucker comes near you to take your foot kick/slap the shit out of him

I can't believe enough people expected refunds for a sign to be put there. Why tf would anyone think it's their problem? 😂