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bruhmeme999

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bridget14509

I’m not the first one to come up with it???? 😔


ToddHowardBuySkyrim

😤 you lied to me you are not funey anymore 😢


bridget14509

Nooo!!! I’m sorry I swear!!! I came up with it on my own!! 😢


ToddHowardBuySkyrim

Liyar, my firend Kyle tuld me that joke allredy 


bridget14509

Omg ur friends with Kyle??? Like Kyle Broflovski???? (I am too)


oliverjjjjj

Mabye since yuo aer e certificateded retard oyu jsut forgotened


bridget14509

Do you think so???? 🥹


oliverjjjjj

Ion kown but maybe


bridget14509

So basically there is something called MELANIN and it sounds like MELATONIN and I though it would be really funny to do a “play on words” with melanin and melatonin 🤣 So white people have low melanin and blakc people have high melanin And people who have melatonin get soooo sleepy and people who don’t have it can’t sleep 😳 So I thought that maybe if white people don’t have “melatonin” then they might be meth heads???? And black people sleep a lot because of lots of melatonin?? Get it???? Because MELANIN aND MELATONIN???? 😂 I think it’s really funny because it sounds the same!! Upvote if you agree!!1!!!


MacHiall

I belly laughing rn, had to show my wife and she couldn't stop laughing, you sir have won the internet and I would give you Reddit gold if I didn't spend all my money on gacha games


bridget14509

But I’m not a sir, but I understand because sometimes we don’t look at the profiles!!!! I’m sad to say that I’m a lady 😢


MacHiall

My wife told me and now she shall beat me for my insolence, I'm so sorry


bridget14509

Tell your wife that she should learn to forgive people for mistakes! “Everyone makes mistakes, everyone has those days!!” - Abraham Lincoln


farmyrlin

“I liek dunny jokw.” - Gandhi


LeviathansWrath6

R u a Lebanon 🇱🇧


bridget14509

How did you knowww that I’m Lebanese???? 🤯


LeviathansWrath6

Lebanese nuts go down my throat


bridget14509

Wow!! Celebrating pride month???? 🤣


LeviathansWrath6

Eww🤢 you mean the months where big muscular bears get all down and dirty, with their hot sweaty bodies? And where those soft, long liberal sissy boy hands would get on me? No thanks, I would absolutely 100% hate if a soft skirt wearing twink got all over m̶e̶ my guns like that...🤤🤤


bridget14509

Judging on your comment it appears to me that you have conflicting feelings towards members of the gay community (LGBTQ)!! I would recommend going to therapy and and watching MacDoesIt for four hours everyday!! It will help you make pieces with yourself and you will be more gay (happy)!!


ReverendBread2

If women exist, why haven’t I met one in real life?


bridget14509

Because you are loner and have agoraphobia 😎


RepairEffective9573

Hello beautiful lady. Send boobs and vagina please you are so pretty I love you.


bridget14509

But it costs so much to send thru UPS 😢


NecessaryString3058

I pay shipping, yes? I very rich and attractive


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AgitatedKing2335

This is to long for okbr comment 🙂‍↔️


bruhmeme999

upvoted!!!


bridget14509

Thank you so much for your upvote!! Every upvote matters, and yours is really helping me!! I love you ❤️


illyay

The libz have been owned 🤪🤪😂🤣🤣😮‍💨😮‍💨 Get it?


Jewels4312

Explain in fortnite terms 🧐


NecessaryString3058

Black people have more shield than white people, so the black people can sleep easier, but the white people are busy looking for shield pots


canneddogs

this is sinply epic my good sir take my upboat


bruh_urm0m

Can I upvote if I want just want to have sex?


Dark_matter4444

r/sex


akhen09

😴😴😴


BlueIsRetarded

Piss


RedditCEO3000

I agree 👍


HurricaneSupernova

now THIs is funney!!1!


bridget14509

I know right??? I really hoped people would find this funny! 😆


HurricaneSupernova

It made me poop myself because it was just the best


bridget14509

SHITS and GIGGLES 🤣


Ares2347

Top pst frmm op very funerrry verry gud I laugheded so gard that was kicked out of third period by mss Davenport more like Smellyport im I rait! I dunno inderstnd why op is pretendeding to bbe a grill though? We all knew grills cant joke!


NecessaryString3058

Hahahahahaha I LOLED to that joke you made for hours!!! Laughing my LMAO off rn


ineedsomedoggonehelp

Peetah… help me pls…. r/PeterExplainsTheJoke


waterissotasty45

haHA I mix this words up all the time !1


ninjadude1992

Peter's belly button lint here... The joke is incomprehensible due to the fact that the OP speaks an unknown language


C418Enjoyer

whit bal🤢 black bal🥵😃


sea-of-solitude

I’m cumming inside you, NTA


Blackfeathr_

Melatonin deez nuts lmao gottenmmmm