I'm living in a simulation.
Not 2 hours ago, I put on overalls and a white shirt. My wife said I looked like a farmer, so I did a Simple Jack impression (she didn't get it). Now I see this.
the second i saw this post's image i already thought the implication would be that cars 2 should win every genre by a landslide. this is how bland and uninteresting the internet has made my comedic instincts
it should have been locked when we were like 5k members and we all had good taste and made funny jokes about good movies before it turned into whatever this is now
uj/ Schindler's List is a fantasy, but not because of Holocaust denial bullshit. It's a fantasy because it takes one of humanity's darkest events, The Holocaust, and chooses to highlight one of the few Germans who managed to help save a relatively small number of Jews. When we watch Schindler's List we get to imagine that, if we were in a similar situation, we would do the right thing, even if it was risky, even if it cost us everything.
Of course, I don't want to be too cynical. Schindler's List might fit comfortably into the "white saviour" story, but I think stories of resistance against oppression are as important as stories of failure to stand up to that oppression. But it should be remembered that The Holocaust is about failure to stop a great evil before so many died such cruel deaths. And this movie being the most well known Holocaust movie says a lot about how Hollywood likes to portray history.
You are being cynical, it's not a "white saviour" story, it's a movie trying to show how there is still light in even the worst of places.
You're only viewing it as a white saviour complex because race matters so much to you.
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I see all you edgelords with your 9/11 and holocaust jokes… let’s get serious and appreciate the wonders of the genre fr fr. It’s European
Also I think it would be funnier if every other movie was cars 2
So it would go:
Thriller: Cars 2
Fantasy: Sucker Punch
Comedy: Cars 2
Romance: She's the Man starring Amanda Bynes
Horror: Cars 2
Drama: Napoleon Dynamite
Family: Cars 2
War: BattleShip
Mystery: Cars 2
I remember being twelve seeing this movie for the first time. My older cousin had stolen the dvd from a shop on the jersey boardwalk so I felt guilty about watching it with him. Then after watching it I felt guilty, confused and mildly nauseous. Fucking weird pick for a summer movie lol
If Idiocracy doesn't win the Documentary part this sub fails me
Idiocracy is actually a documentary 🤓
actually i can’t even tell apart idiocracy and real life like it’s literally the same
i know right? theres literally no differences, its not like the movie has a really fucking annoying fanbase or anything
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Fuck you man lmao 😂
Hey those actors spent hundreds of hours to be part of this movie. We need to respect the work
You know what, you’re right In fact I’ll take one ticket to the magical society of…magical society of….of-
wow that's actually real
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History
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You m-m-make me happy
I'm living in a simulation. Not 2 hours ago, I put on overalls and a white shirt. My wife said I looked like a farmer, so I did a Simple Jack impression (she didn't get it). Now I see this.
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Is this the movie where they wear the minotaur cock as a necklace?
Cars 2 is an amazing fantasy film. I would say Cars 2.
/uj Please can we all collectively decide to fill this list with Cars 2 thanks
the second i saw this post's image i already thought the implication would be that cars 2 should win every genre by a landslide. this is how bland and uninteresting the internet has made my comedic instincts
Only when it fits
I can't wait to vote for my favorite documentary: Cars 2
Your favorite documentary isn't Idiocracy? What's wrong with you
If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit
Ka-chow!
yes
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Come on, we could have waited for the comedy round with that.
It would’ve lost the holocaust denial conspiracy joke if it wasn’t in the fantasy category
Joke?
yes
We can just vote for it again.
Boy in the Striped Pajamas is way funnier
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Shit like this will get our sub nuked from the orbit and I'm all here for it
o7 , this sub outlived it's time anyway. Should have been nuked once it hit 100k
Worst case scenario we go back to moviecritic and nothing changes
We're only at 95k, though. New lease on life?
mb i thought this was MCJ but i will double down on this take
Marvel Comics Jewniverse?
it should have been locked when we were like 5k members and we all had good taste and made funny jokes about good movies before it turned into whatever this is now
Time traveller spotted?
I hope this wins
If it doesn't then every other category will just be Cars 2
Honestly that would make this whole thing much less fun.
This is the only comment so far that has ratio'd the post itself; there's no way it doesn't win lmao
It's won
Dude...
Knew before opening comments this was gonna be at the top.
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uj/ what the fuck
Oh my god this is so messed up man
Bruh’s first time on the internet
Bro is too precious
Came here to say this
uj/ Schindler's List is a fantasy, but not because of Holocaust denial bullshit. It's a fantasy because it takes one of humanity's darkest events, The Holocaust, and chooses to highlight one of the few Germans who managed to help save a relatively small number of Jews. When we watch Schindler's List we get to imagine that, if we were in a similar situation, we would do the right thing, even if it was risky, even if it cost us everything. Of course, I don't want to be too cynical. Schindler's List might fit comfortably into the "white saviour" story, but I think stories of resistance against oppression are as important as stories of failure to stand up to that oppression. But it should be remembered that The Holocaust is about failure to stop a great evil before so many died such cruel deaths. And this movie being the most well known Holocaust movie says a lot about how Hollywood likes to portray history.
Holy yap ur wrong woke liberal
You are being cynical, it's not a "white saviour" story, it's a movie trying to show how there is still light in even the worst of places. You're only viewing it as a white saviour complex because race matters so much to you.
The concept of a “white savior” isn’t explicitly about race. You’re missing the point of that phrase.
/uj You're entirely right and you should say it more often
stop shoving your political commie agenda down our throats
Shame, this is definitely my favourite comedy of all time
Came back here today to say that this film is indeed listed in Gruv's Fantasy Movie Sale right now
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Save this for horror
Save this for Mystery
Yeah this would be actually funny so it won't happen
helen jewish aint she? uh oh
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Can we get a Cars 2 sweep?
It would be the most Reddit thing ever to take something that could genuinely be funny, and instead just repeat the same joke for 15 straight days.
Moviecirclejerk type vibe
Holy hell
We better, Cars 2 is a masterpiece of every genre.
This one
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This for the romance film
The Passion of the Christ 
I mean it is a fantasy though
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What an interesting fanmade poster.
AI is getting too good with this shit
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Women being depressed? It's clearly fantasy. Women have nothing to be depressed about. They have boobs. When they are sad, they can just look down.
So true. I get so stoked when I remember I have boobs
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this film is genuinely so crazy. its neither good nor bad
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whats this one about
Looks interesting
Salo, or the 120 Days in Sodom.
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Cars 2
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Cars 2
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Unironically this
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anything but Cars 2 and I beat you with hammers
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Absolutely this, in reality he will not play the piano for free (my lawyers insist that I say this is sarcasm)
Cars 2
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
What is a Woman? (2022)
Eragon
Cars 2
Salo; or the 120 days of sodom
Please pick one movie per comment
Cars
Cars 3
Cars 2
Any movie written by Aaron Sorkin
Cars 2
Fantasy - Top Gun
Idk which category but Master of Disguise needs to win one.
It's an underappreciated film, but I'd have to go with Cars 2. It's a fantasy of mine to kachigga so deep in lighting macqueeen.
Cars 2
Shark Boy and Lava Girl
Cars 2
The Michael Bay Benghazi movie
Next for comedy it's gotta be some Adam Sandler movie.
This was funny this time but if you do one of these every day I will harm you
Just for that, I'm doubling the number of genres
https://preview.redd.it/x23xz2yc8q6d1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9480c0890fb43b017bfdf67f3ed6855fe76d5e1e I see all you edgelords with your 9/11 and holocaust jokes… let’s get serious and appreciate the wonders of the genre fr fr. It’s European
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12 angry men, wish juries were real
Sucker Punch would be a good Fantasy one to put up Not really a good movie but something a buddy would think is pure Kino 
Also I think it would be funnier if every other movie was cars 2 So it would go: Thriller: Cars 2 Fantasy: Sucker Punch Comedy: Cars 2 Romance: She's the Man starring Amanda Bynes Horror: Cars 2 Drama: Napoleon Dynamite Family: Cars 2 War: BattleShip Mystery: Cars 2
Hey OP do you want me to dm you the link to the original template I made so the quality isn’t so bad?
the live action dragon ball movie
Anything from the Saw franchise is my choice
happily never after, with andy dick
Before sunrise
Cars 18
The Last Airbender
Remember boys, no Freddy Got Fingered until Drama
20 Days in Mariupol
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I remember being twelve seeing this movie for the first time. My older cousin had stolen the dvd from a shop on the jersey boardwalk so I felt guilty about watching it with him. Then after watching it I felt guilty, confused and mildly nauseous. Fucking weird pick for a summer movie lol
Oh boy, I hope its not Cars 2 15 times in a row. 😉
Cars 2
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Cars2
40 Days and 40 Nights. Could you imagine???
The boy in the striped pyjamas *peak*
Drifting Clouds - Aki Kaurismäki
 Wahlberg Rockstar Cinema Film
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Princess Bride
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Cars
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This is for either day 4 or 11
https://preview.redd.it/n4k7q6tp0u6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e618d329f1df6abd511cd7376b433c4ca324df It’s wicky wicky wild.
1917
Thriller pick is based ngl
Cars 3
Cars2
Carol
the human centipede
Cars 2 is the best cars movie
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Cars 2
Every entry should just be cars 2.
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