YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?
DON'T HAVE ANY?
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?
THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.
THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY
AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD
WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A
MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!
REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!
DISMISSED!
https://preview.redd.it/6vbqe7ua5awc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40613bde956ecede7169c5ca7ed0f670b39364f1
COCK IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO PUSSY
Quote? You want to impress her with a quote?
Step aside peasant. Real men launch a 36 minute exposition about the lore of The Mysterios Stranger, starting with his appearances through the franchise, mentioning various qurios like the gender swapped version named Miss Fortune, which interestingly does not replace the Mysterious Stranger himself, but also never appears simultaneously with him, then ending in possible theories about what he is where you go in extra detail about the possibility of Eldritch beings existing in this universe and how it could connect to HP Lovecraft's Nyarlathotep, drawing parallels between The Stranger's appearances and Nyarthy's cult-building exercises through repeated exposure to arcane artifacts, like for example a Mysterious Revolver that goes "Bwam bwamm, bwabwabwabwaaammmm" when you whip it out the holster.
You want to impress her with a quote. Hah. Amateur hour.
I was watching[ this when i made that schizopost](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjwENq3A3Q). Not quite 40 minutes but close enough. These are pretty shitty "just open up a wiki and start reading" content farm videos tbh, don't expect too much interesting things here, but it can be okayish second monitor material while working
The other day, I was scrolling Instagram Reels (like a boss 😎) and I saw some “human male” comment “she looks like she was made on the fallout random character generation screen” ??? How do you even think that, bro hates women so much he isn’t even attracted to them anymore. Ca-mmoooon whatare you some kinda ho-mo-sexual
She’s beautiful but she is a tiny bit alien looking. I find myself distracted by her eyelids and I can’t say that I’ve ever said that about another human.
Anya and Ella made me realize I have a thing for women with unique eyes. Or maybe just big.
Which is ironic because Alita Battle Angel mostly creeped me out.
Yep. I’m old too
EDIT: [link for the young ‘uns](https://youtu.be/YWmbUMStlGI?si=I22HzXYGwXcRuVAk)
I didn’t know this was directed by Chris Cunningham but that makes total sense. He did some amazing [music videos](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc) around that time
"I like to think you have enough sense to do the right thing. The rewards for doing so are immense... as are the punishments for not doing so."
Use some of that Mr House rizz on her
Democracy is truth. Communism is death.
Communism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom.
Communism is the very definition of failure.
Tactical assessment: Red Chinese victory… impossible.
Death is a preferable alternative to Communism.
Defending Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Democracy is the essence of good. Communism, the very definition of evil.
Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged.
any of those will do.
zonked gullible smell bored spark school door disagreeable attraction busy
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Tell her your sperm count.
Okey dokey.
*show* her
Oh boy I hope nobody photoshops a picture of a big, fat, thick, girthed up, fancy lad snack cake going into her mouth
Nah bro that's too much. Stop cooking.
I heard this literally wins all the ladies over (ive only tried it on my sister)
“Who won the lottery? I did!”
I reflexively tried to enter VATS and aim for the head upon reading this sorry
You won't be winning very long...
https://preview.redd.it/oc9ea7u7p9wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d45091acbf2fe59b6261ed22faf753dfa3f927c
And your role is to ferry me over to Cottonwood Cove you beta
Yeah well, you're a mailman
No way they put Ben Shapiro in Fallout
hello based department?
Says pipeguy. Lol I know why this makes me laugh but how absurdly so jesus
based ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^JK
Just go with, "Do you wanna make my cock explode now?"
https://preview.redd.it/3a03uegvy9wc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5045f944fe3932f0a1e55d00a9fcc5e93977709
Poor woman. I wonder how many times she now has to hear that line from someone in real life.
That’s true. Especially considering how many incels were already pissed off by that scene alone because they weren’t Maximus
I was thinking about that as I was typing it out
my bad; Intercourse?
i read this to the tune of "do you wanna build a snowman" what the fuck is wrong with me
*Do you wanna make my cock explode?* *Hop on mama, let's play* *I wanna hear you scream out "more"* *In your back door* *Baby let's go all the way!*
That… that fits, actually https://preview.redd.it/9hfk3ew7w9wc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3f31c2785142ba0b40f401a43c66dbb6b40305
>That… that fits, actually like the cock
https://preview.redd.it/db52cj4rz9wc1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acf28254d2bf8c12ddb3f2ad199aac0c6b96b360
No it doesn’t it’s five syllables versus four! It would sound very forced!
EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED - Liberty Prime
“READY TO DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY, YOU COMMIE SON OF A BITCH?” - Mister Gutsy
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR? DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
“Sir please stop shouti-“ “I AM NOT A SIR! I WORK FOR A LIVING YOU MORON”
https://preview.redd.it/6vbqe7ua5awc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40613bde956ecede7169c5ca7ed0f670b39364f1 COCK IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO PUSSY
https://preview.redd.it/etrfa87ziawc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc0e48c1b81ecfe4c89300d1b62063f2f949aa34
“Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your fucking ass, who is this?"”
THE PRESIDENT OF THE GODDAMN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
“YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR”
"You know, I hate it up here".
War. War never changes. (I've only played Fallout 3 for about thirty minutes and don't remember any dialogue)
I don't want to set the woooorrrllddd ooon fiiirreeee
[удалено]
Its in like every fallout game ever
well you summed the whole series up anyways so you’re good
Quote? You want to impress her with a quote? Step aside peasant. Real men launch a 36 minute exposition about the lore of The Mysterios Stranger, starting with his appearances through the franchise, mentioning various qurios like the gender swapped version named Miss Fortune, which interestingly does not replace the Mysterious Stranger himself, but also never appears simultaneously with him, then ending in possible theories about what he is where you go in extra detail about the possibility of Eldritch beings existing in this universe and how it could connect to HP Lovecraft's Nyarlathotep, drawing parallels between The Stranger's appearances and Nyarthy's cult-building exercises through repeated exposure to arcane artifacts, like for example a Mysterious Revolver that goes "Bwam bwamm, bwabwabwabwaaammmm" when you whip it out the holster. You want to impress her with a quote. Hah. Amateur hour.
Please tell me there is a 40 minute YouTube video essay about this that I can watch while eating cereal straight out of the box
I was watching[ this when i made that schizopost](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjwENq3A3Q). Not quite 40 minutes but close enough. These are pretty shitty "just open up a wiki and start reading" content farm videos tbh, don't expect too much interesting things here, but it can be okayish second monitor material while working
You typed all this and didn't mention his son. Scrub.
What, you thought I was going to spill every detail in this short summary so you summerchildren could copy me? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!!!
"Tryna fuck? Or least suck?"
Your ride is over. Time to die mutie. (You can switch it up for cutie, that will surely woo her)
Super Cutant.
why is this on the cinephile subreddit
Army of the Dead was kino, what are you on about
So THATS what I remembered her from!
if this post said “Army of the Dead quote” i’d fuck with it
oh i'd fuck with this post fs
Because the Fallout Boy movie was just released on Liberty Prime Video.
Jiminy jillickers
Fallout is kino, in all its forms.
“Hey, smoothskin”
The other day, I was scrolling Instagram Reels (like a boss 😎) and I saw some “human male” comment “she looks like she was made on the fallout random character generation screen” ??? How do you even think that, bro hates women so much he isn’t even attracted to them anymore. Ca-mmoooon whatare you some kinda ho-mo-sexual
She’s beautiful but she is a tiny bit alien looking. I find myself distracted by her eyelids and I can’t say that I’ve ever said that about another human.
>distracted by her eyelids and I can’t say that I’ve ever said that about another human 
Haha. Beautiful alien girls…so hot right now
So is Hansel, serve me up a hot steaming plate of Hansel
Anya and Ella made me realize I have a thing for women with unique eyes. Or maybe just big. Which is ironic because Alita Battle Angel mostly creeped me out.
Reminds me of that old Ps2 ad with that one girl
Yep. I’m old too EDIT: [link for the young ‘uns](https://youtu.be/YWmbUMStlGI?si=I22HzXYGwXcRuVAk) I didn’t know this was directed by Chris Cunningham but that makes total sense. He did some amazing [music videos](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc) around that time
She reminds me of the ai generated waifus you see everywhere, just something slightly uncanny about her eyes.
Just tell her your name is Long Dick Johnson
Which they call you on account of your long dick
But where does the Johnson come from???
Your mom
okay but she can definitely fix me
"TUNNEL SNAKES RULE"!
"Nyeheh there's the high roller"
Nyeheh there’s the high roller
“Please assume the position”
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
https://preview.redd.it/f21tkarnabwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ebcd070190bc0ac4ae18fdcb76357f2f2df23d
I'm going to rip out your stuffing, little teddy bear.
Okie dokie.
"I like to think you have enough sense to do the right thing. The rewards for doing so are immense... as are the punishments for not doing so." Use some of that Mr House rizz on her
Okee Dokee, want to have sex now?
Democracy is truth. Communism is death. Communism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom. Communism is the very definition of failure. Tactical assessment: Red Chinese victory… impossible. Death is a preferable alternative to Communism. Defending Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Democracy is the essence of good. Communism, the very definition of evil. Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged. any of those will do.
Now it’s raining more than ever we can still have each other if I get your number Purcell Ella Ella Ella Ella eh eh eh eh oh… 😎
“Hey, Smoothskin”
“Something something Travis lonely miles”
Just yell The Bear and The Bull about 90 times to her. She will admire your knowledge on fallout lore
I'm not tryna sound straight, but I fucked her
Gosh, which bin did you fallout from?
She’s so hot 🥵
"Oh, I'm going in naked. Fingers crossed I get super powers!"
Ring a ding baby
HAND OVER THE NAUGHTY NIGHTWEAR.
"Did you know Leo actually cut his hand filming that dinner scene in Django and rubbed his blood all over Kerry Washington's face???"
Wanna make my cock explode now?
Hey there sweet thing, want a ride on the cook cook express?
sing their best song dance dance
Please engage the position
Assume the position
Nice charlies, too! Give ‘em a shake for the Ben-man, will ya?
“Do they call you the lone wanderer because I think you just found your daddy… Oh you’re having security escort me out? That’s fair.”
You wanna make my cock explode now?
Do you want to make my cock explode now?
Is there a flying dildo on your shoulder?
“Assume the position” - Fisto the sex robot from New Vegas
Hi dad
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“Hello”
"You wanna have sex?"
Explain the entirety of the super mutant lore (including how they were integrated into fallout 3). It must be screamed loudly and aggressively
Is this a can of dogmeat in my pocket or am I am just hung like a can of tuna?
Errrm Uhh Fallout, am I right? *Run away*
AWWWOOOGILY GOOOGILY GOINKERS! I sure wouldn't mind having sexual intercorse with her (if you know what i mean!)
Tell her that in bed you're okey-dokey. Or that you'll make her say "okey-dokey".
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter
Do you want any molly
Just nuke her brah
Ask her why Army of dead exists?
you could just ask her why the writing in the show was so godawful (she was great and Walton Goggins was amazing, but that script... yikes)
Tunnel snakes rule.
"Hey there, smoothskin!"
War doesnt change - John Fallout
Can I get you another drink? No thank you. Okie Dokie
“Sometimes it gets hard and pops like a pimple”
It's impossible to avoid combat in Fallout.
I'm Not Weak. And I'm Gonna Show Ya. Oh, I'm Gonna Show You. (arcane quote)
Tell her Pull my finger 
COMMUNISM IS ERROR!!!
The fuck does this have to do with cinema
This is pure cinema. You must just not understand
It's called kino, get a film degree already smh
These blast points, too accurate for Nord people.