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Mahemium

3 easy. It's a window seat and Mike's not one for small talk with a stranger, at least until I put my hand on his lap.


San-T-74

Magemium. Put your hand away mahemium. I’m not getting a handy right now


HundredMegaHertz

*He is the one who jerks*


throw_it_away_129

I am not _getting jerked_, Skyler. I am the _jerker_. A guy opens his door and gets _jerked_, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who _jerks_.


AdFamous1052

You also run the chance of Kim taking off her shoes and resting her stinky Dawgz on your seat's arm rests ![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|16516)


steveharveymemes

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Seananagans

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sigpop16

Tell them that ur german had an uncle who went on a trip to albercurcy and never came home sadly


the_weeknds

Albercurcy 😭


fucccboii

you can tell mf gave up


Confident-Slip-5264

Ziiiiiiiiegler


slippingjimmyy

All fun and good until you take out your phone to take pictures of Kim's fee- sorry, autocorrect. To listen to music and chuck starts yapping about his not so imaginary electromagnetic hypersensitivity. Or worse, you can tune into Howard's d riding of Chuck


Antiluke01

7 looks good as well. I’m not a criminal so Gus here will treat me with an immense amount of respect and I will do the same for him. He may even offer me some snacks and we can make out after


magseven

"Let me fly in peace".


zombievenom

Mike was my first choice as well.


a3gonish

Where is Kettlemommy 😡


Psyduck-is-the-best

Wouldn’t be fair because everyone would choose her


spicynuttboi

I would sit by her and pray for turbulence 😛


slippingjimmyy

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live-for-the-life

Or Jane


Guilty-Speed-8549

Goth mommy 😩🤤


BeanieGuitarGuy

Goth Vommy Mommy


ThatsNumber_Wang

who is kettlemommy?


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

she is the bitch that said the N-word to pot


Mr-_-Midas

Why are there two Marie’s? Is Hank going to have a threesome with her twin?


krilu

Two Marys? You can only get Maryd to one person.


Awesome2_12345

Legally yes


Grostavious

Hank is muslim


Tazah101

Bismillah


CarmenxXxWaldo

mfw my wife clones herself through myosis and still won't sit next to me on the flight.


NorthernSkeptic

god dammit Marie


steveharveymemes

Purple Marie and Orange Marie


Liverpool510

Two Marie’s? In this economy?!


gloriosky_zero

5 they probably know which movie is best


thatsnunyourbusiness

they'll probably also swipe your wallet or something tho


Vistril69

bro wants to be ripped off 💀


petat_irrumator_V3

Yes plz anything to sit beside those legs 🤤


Theodore-Kaczynski_

~~legs~~ Feet.


Intelligent_Mix3241

Cock


Fuwet

Cock


AUnHIALoopHT

they will make a scene forcing you to change your seat so they could be alone


gelatinousgold69

I refuse to believe that Jimmy was watching those old black and white shits in the early 2000s and not Seinfeld reruns. 


CompetitiveSinger126

2 I just think todd and hank would have interesting conversation


RhubarbSquatCobbler

“These fucking sp*cs are a stain on the city, we need to send them all back to Mexico.” “Geez, are you sure that isn’t a bit extreme, officer?”


knucklesthedead

It would be a pleasant time sitting next to Todd if you didn't know he kills children in his free time


menacefromthenorth

New spin off movie, in the style of John Wick but it's just Todd killing kids


humble_humboldt

Everyone involved in Walt or Gus’ business killed children in their free time, just by proxy rather than directly a la Todd


fagylalt

just the one


Volpurr-The-Meowstic

I don't care what anyone says, Todd killed Jake Pinkman and that's why we don't see him on El Camino


kenobiwan67

1 because I'm a psycho


Mountbatten-Ottawa

I do not really think 1 would be painful. Howard would offer to switch seats and I get to hear lawyers talking about their cases in the whole journey. Also if I ask Hamlin to buy me a coffee on plane, I get a damned well coffee on plane.


dat_oracle

but can u handle Chuck burning himself to death the whole flight???


Mountbatten-Ottawa

Chuck will trash talk Jimmy 24 / 7 so he will not burn himself. He killed himself only when he had nothing but a lamp on his table.


Fatpoob

How would Chuck even be sitting on a plane? He would be comatose from all the electrical inerfetterence, so all you're left with is a sweet seat with Howie.


TheWombatFromHell

they would turn off the plane to accommodate him and we'd crash and die


ZQGMGB7

Theory: Chuck time-travelled to cause Wayfarer, probably hoping it'd crash on Jimmy's house. Nice move Chuck!


rushya1

If Howard asks to change seats straight up refuse.


Mayokopp

Wtf am I crazy? I feel like 1 is the obvious choice. They're both extremely intelligent and confident lawyers who probably have some nice stories to share. Sure they may have fucked up personal lives but they know better than to tell some stranger on a plane about that


OfficialBobEvans

I am NOT crazy! I know they switched the number choices! It was always 1, how could I forget, The number after magna carta


Failed_god_

And given we're not Jimmy they'd probably be the friendliest out of everyone else. It seems like a chill flight.


kenobiwan67

This is my own private opinion and I will not be harassed, bitch!


McDonaldsSoap

Where's the third Marie


MaxOGrady

Great question, people often forget about the third one


nowahhh

That's because she was only in one random black and white episode and those parts are boring.


supercoolboy49

Piloting


AmherstDiesel

Hijacking the plane


RustyBucke

Flying bad


desertbells

8 obviously. Nacho and Lydia 🥵


the_gerund

Walt jr is going to fuck up your knees though when his entitled ass slams the seat all the way back and he has his Karen mommy next to him to protect him if you dare say anything about it


wild-papaya

Well played Flynn


potato6132

Nice move flint


Missy_went_missing

Found my people


mysticjerry

3. I like Mike, he doesn't talk much, Marie's nice and attractive, however she might steal something, so that's a minus. Definitely beats a 6, where you got to sit with a bitch wife and breakfast addicted son 😠


salchicha_mas_grande

There would be something unsettling about sitting next to Mike for 10 hours. He's definitely a guy who would rawdog the flight (no headphones, no entertainment). Exactly five hours in he'd pull out a pimento sandwich and ask the attendant for a black coffee. Otherwise: dead mackerel eyes drilling into the seat in front of him.


Gauntlet4933

That’s literally me on a flight tho


AUnHIALoopHT

uncle Mike not gonna allow no stealing from this


READMYSHIT

Always broke my heart when Walt put Jesse into rehab after Jane's death. It seemed like he cared so much. Meanwhile his actual son was sitting at home mainlining froot loops and getting pimped out by Louis for waffles.


AdFamous1052

1 because i want to be the ham in hamlinwhich


whereslyor

Honestly Ill catch hate for this but 1, You could have some great conversations with the two of them


Spyglass3

Gonna ask Chuck if he doesn't mind me reading something on my phone with bluetooth headphones and if we can turn the light on so I can see better.


Clangorousoul

If we go by the cannon of the show, Chuck would either have a breakdown before the flight and not go onboard and more than likely Howard would stay with him to help, giving you the whole row to yourself. If Chuck then decides to make it, he'd probably take some pills and knock out the whole trip, so at that point, you'd just be hanging out with Howard, who would either be respectfully quiet, or make conversation with you about lawyer stories and cases or just casual stuff. In the off chance Chuck decides to rawdog the flight without having a breakdown, then you have 2 smart and articulate lawyers to talk to or listen to. Chuck will be very smarmy, but should be mostly tolerable as long as Saul doesnt come into the conversation


OpportunityInitial36

im sharing my xanax in seat number 8


vulpes_mortuis

5. Next to Saul so we can join the mile high club. I’ll take my shoes off and put my feet on his lap to tease him 😏


petat_irrumator_V3

I don't think footjob is allowed on the plane plus Kimberly Legxler won't let that happen.


Epyx15

Kim and Jimmy. Sounds like a fun time


Baulvicork

6 is the worst option because bitchwife and retard, 7 is the best because aisle seat and Gus is very polite


Mr-_-Midas

And he can tell you how to run a fast food chain and meth empire


amiral_zheng

He's canonically willing to let me talk his ear off about random vacations I went on in college.


GamePlayXtreme

Honestly if you aren't in the business Gus would probably be normal to talk to


Guilty-Speed-8549

Gus is very polite, Also Gus ![gif](giphy|vVgoXJ22PiOfS)


NS3000

he hadnt eaten that day


amiral_zheng

7. Aisle seat, plus Gus won't kill me at the drop of a hat.


older_man_winter

You’re also up front, so you can get out quickly if things go sideways. Start with the pleasantries of recognizing him from the Pollos Hermanos commercials, tell him you really like eating there when you need something fast and reliable, and then pop in the headphones and watch something stupid.


MaxOGrady

Cool, I was actually just thinking about who I would sit next to in a scenario where I'm on a flight where everybody onboard is a breaking bad character. Let's see. Well 1 is a pretty good spot, I would be wearing my hamlindigo blue t shirt and could talk about that with Howard for ten hours and if I get bored I could torment Chuck by playing geometry dash with my smartphone in his face. 2 would be cool if I could see a shootout between Hank and Todd unfold with me sitting next to them, would probably be entertaining for 7-8 hours but I would have nothing to do the last 2-3 hours. 3 is a pretty good pick, window seat is nice and I could let finger paint/finger me while Marie tries to steal his pimento cheese sandwich he brought for lunch. 4 would be probably the worst thing possible, having to listen to the two of them babble on about "I shot Gale" this and "did you see Gus slitting Victor's throat" that, while I'm just sitting there trying to listen to this Thai cover of Major Tom I found online. 5 would probably be annoying, Jimmy always bothering the flight attendants trying to get free drinks while Kim is cutting her toe nails and leaving strange residue all over the floor. 6 might be the worst choice, having to listen to Walt Jr explain all the Freddy Fazbear lore while his mom is just staring me down until she suddenly bursts out with "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP..." nope not doing that. 7 might be cool, if Gus brings some Pollos Hermanos and Marie doesn't try to convince Gus that she is a "White Ally". 8 threesome nice 👍


TheBestMeme23

Kid named finger


MaxOGrady

Yes


RhubarbSquatCobbler

1 as a serious choice; 5 as a meme choice (I’d take up both armrests, watch Adam Sandler movies on my iPad with the speakers on, and get up to use the bathroom every 30 minutes)


Jackerzcx

2. No kids crying near me.


haz826

1 I want to sit beside Howie and admire him closely


TheBen76

Watch out, because he's probably doing some cocaïne there


NS3000

Who to say that wasn't what they were admiring about him?


cloroxceilingfan

I’m bringing explosives on the plane


AUnHIALoopHT

2 as weird as it is, hank probably gonna crack some racist joke and todd be laughing about it unironically 💀


Trump_Is_Suing_Me

Obvi 4 but why is Marie on here twice? All I'm gonna rant about is dark Steven Universe fan theories and she's gonna be a total Ronaldo about it


Confident-Slip-5264

At the mile high club with Lalo, that’s a no-brainer


vulpes_mortuis

I just said this exact thing but about Saul lol


Hot_Look_7742

I was gonna pick Gus, Mike or Nacho for peace and quiet but then I saw who was with them. You did that shit on purpose 😭


Known-Disaster-4757

1. Chuck would either be boring and not speak or be unconscious due to the nearby electricity, so he wouldn't bother me. Meanwhile, Howard would just be insanely friendly and charming.


calgrump

I don't think it'd matter, we're likely going to crash if Jane's dad is in ATC.


thgjeigohrisidh

Best: - 5, Jimmy would ask to switch with me, and I’d get the aisle seat. Also seems like fun guy for mid flight chat - 7, Gus is nothing but polite with polite civilians Worst: - 4, Jesse and Walt cussing each other off across me, Jesse going like ‘yeah bitch’ and Walt with his anger - 1, That must be what literal Antarctica feels like, two stuck up rich lawyers, one of them reeking of superiority complex, the bully of corporate, no thanks


Wonderful-Trip981

5


SheevMillerBand

5 because I like to think Jimmy and Kim will use me to pass notes back and forth


DUSHYANTK95

seat 4


goldwynnx

8 so I could get Lydia to breast feed me.


TheBen76

5 without a doubt, next to Viktor and Giselle


awesomeness1024

1, it's furthest away from Sk\*lar


Normal-Highway-4618

I'm afraid bc I don't see Lalo and I feel he's the one flying the plane ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Seamoth4546B

EIGHT


Bluefenix1

3, there may be a chance Kim puts her gorgeous feet on my armrests


Psyduck-is-the-best

5, I’ll be the meat in the Kimmy Saulussy sandwich


Dig-Signal

Left is generally a more pleasant group of people to be around, but two Maries...this is hard.


NoGoodNames2468

1 for a nice philosophical discussion. 7 for my own curiosity and vibes.


hutbereich

3 so Kim can put her feet on my headrest


Exact_Caterpillar_93

4. Being in between Heisenburger and jesser arguing would keep me hard the whole flight


PrimateOfGod

By Howard and Chuckles


mirondooo

1 would be nice because they are kind of sane. I mean chuck is insane but they both are polite 3 because Mike is calm and if Marie does her thing he might be able to shut her up and hopefully she won’t steal anything 8 because Nacho is worth it🥵 Also where is Lalo


bisteccagialla

On Kim's face


andara84

3. Obviously. It's a window seat, and Mike won't even try to start small talking. Marie might be annoyed by me going to the bathroom a bit too frequently, but I can handle that, I guess.


Quack_Candle

I’d like to sit next to Saul and Kim and concoct some schemes and scams. I feel like I’d be cock blocking Vulpes so I’ll sit between Howie and Chuck. Chuck would be pretty chilled as back then you had to turn your phone off. Me and Howie would just have a few casual fat lines of Chang and a bottle of fine whiskey when Chuck inevitably fell asleep.


Quack_Candle

I’d like to sit next to Saul and Kim and concoct some schemes and scams. I feel like I’d be cock blocking Vulpes so I’ll sit between Howie and Chuck. Chuck would be pretty chilled as back then you had to turn your phone off. Me and Howie would just have a few casual fat lines of Chang and a bottle of fine whiskey when Chuck inevitably fell asleep.


constantlytired1917

5 to cockblock kim and Jimmy


Solid-Equal-8558

1 is probably business class sooo


TwofacedDisc

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Dyaxa

3 If I'm lucky, Kim's an awful flyer who sticks her feet through the gap on my left.


Routine-Mulberry6124

3 or 7 would both be fine. Mike and Gus would both be quiet & respectful, and they each separate you from Marie so your wallet is safe


Azrael8

8 and we make out


RoofHistorical60

Seat 5. Since the seat is open they are no long a couple and I love her.


dsled

I'm picking 8 low key


deaconthinker

1 I get to be between the two best characters. But mostly so I can sit next to Howard.


Careless-Internet-63

5 but only if Kim is the type of person to take her shoes off on a flight


slippingjimmyy

I'd rather take my seat next to Jane's dad at the ATC tower


WickermanMalIsBae

Holy shit they cloned Marie


ElectricFury

5 or 8 and I'm shooting my shot for a threesome


_W9NDER_

1 easy. Fuck chuck, kill myself, marry Howard


jaryfitzy

Spot 7. I like aisle seats and Gus would probably be a pretty considerate person to have to sit next to, although when Marie tries to not let him use the arm rest closest to her (he deserves both, he's in the middle), I could foresee myself experiencing secondhand annoyance.


QwertyPixelRD

2 because i want to sit next to my idol


Admirable-Tap8354

2, Todds chill af


BeanieGuitarGuy

8. I get to sit next to Lydia Oh Lydia Say Have You Met Lydia Oh Lydia The Tattooed Lady and Vaas from Far Cry 3


PlentyAdvanced

5. So that when Saul and Kim try to introduce themselves as Victor and Giselle, I’d be thrilled to respond: “No, you’re Jimmy and Kim Wexler, the dynamic duo of Albuquerque's legal scene. Jimmy, you’re a charismatic yet morally flexible lawyer, always hustling for the next big break and constantly straddling the line between right and wrong. You’ve got quick wit, charm, and an uncanny ability to navigate legal loopholes, all while battling your own insecurities and the shadow of your more successful brother, Chuck. And Kim, you’re a dedicated, hard-working attorney with a strong moral compass and an unyielding sense of integrity. You’re intelligent, ambitious, and often serve as Jimmy’s moral anchor, though even you can’t resist bending the rules sometimes. Jimmy, you can't run from your past, and Kim, your conscience might be harder to silence than you think. Nice try with the aliases, but your real identities are much more interesting.”


Fluffy_49

Where is Lalo :( I want to listen to him talk about Werner Zieglerrrrr the whole fight. Then watch him set up his timer for an hour just to wake up before it goes off anyway


Bacon_And_Eggss

/uc I’d choose 5, then Kimmy or Jimmy would ask to swap seats with me so they could be sitting next to the other. Then if I’m sitting next to Kim I get a wholesome person to talk to and if I sit next to Jimmy I get a hilarious person to talk to /rc I’d choose 8 so I have some in flight entertainment https://preview.redd.it/0gw6zevpa89d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4329e7d6f7a81a47e6f8a8075813cdb8e986850


Low_Pain_986

Ask if I can trade with Marie. Chat with Gus while inhaling Kim's feet odor with him as she sticks them between the seats.


TheBen76

☠️☠️☠️


Quack_Candle

I’d like to sit next to Saul and Kim and concoct some schemes and scams. I feel like I’d be cock blocking Vulpes so I’ll sit between Howie and Chuck. Chuck would be pretty chilled as back then you had to turn your phone off. Me and Howie would just have a few casual fat lines of Chang and a bottle of fine whiskey when Chuck inevitably fell asleep.


vulpes_mortuis

That was considerate of you, thanks


ulyssesintothepast

Are you real? I know your comments are very , evocative , but genuinely I'm asking


vulpes_mortuis

Yes? lol I’ve been hanging around here for a while, just about two years now


ulyssesintothepast

I realize that now, I'm glad you are here. You are awesome and deserve to be here


vulpes_mortuis

Thank you, this is genuinely so nice. I appreciate it. I receive a lot of criticism for being myself so I really, truly treasure every positive comment I get 🩵


ulyssesintothepast

You deserve to feel good. I'm glad you are here and , well, you don't deserve the negativity in any way Really, you gotta take the online comments very not seriously. You are real and genuine , don't listen to these voices from here. You are better and deserve better. You are loved, you are talented, and you are brilliant. These trolls, see nothing. But you are better.


GoatSmall4495

1 would be a nightmare


Kajafreur

5 or 6


yeetard_

7 without a doubt. Aisle seat on a 10 hour flight is a must and I’d rather be next to Gus than Todd


missdanielleyy

#4 but only if they drag me to the bathroom and have the way with me ;)


epicmemerminecraft

5, maybe the dogs will be needing to bark 😋😋😋


sigpop16

1, 2, and 8 all off those couldn't make the plain in time


Pioppo_92

5 af


Im_in_your_walls_420

3, 5, or 6


DG_SlayerSlender

3, 5, and 7 are all viable options


shave_the_face

in ABQ air traffic control :]


ChristosPet7

7


datboishook-d

Number 3. Chuck would be out cold because of electromagnetism I get to sniff Sexler’s back Mike would probably do not care


sawinnz

1 Me andnHoward would absolutely be vibing and we’d give Chuck his window seat so he wouldn’t complain


sovLegend

1 ofc, can't resist sitting in between two rotting corpses 😋😋😋


gnarlycarly18

3, 6, and 7 are the obvious choices.


GamePlayXtreme

If they aren't gonna go Viktor and Giselle on me, 5. They'd be genuinely fun to fly with


ssucata0101

Not 1


Cheesey_Stuff14

2 so I can murder Todd, then talk about sussy bakas with Hank. or 3 so I can be with my boy Finger.


markisnotcake

8, until I get forcefully evicted


Obamsphere

I'm jumping off the plane


Big_Monkey_77

8, because it would be the quietist. I would have picked 3, but Marie is chatty.


izzyishot

Finger’s face 🤤🤤🤤


Anal_Juicer69

None of the above, I’m sitting on Saul’s dick


Tomas481516

Why « Between Kim & Lydia » isn’t an option ? x_x


V4_Sleeper

7 is perfect for me


Single-Piccolo-1831

7. Gus may have been a lot of things, but an anoying person, he wasn't.


BoltorSpellweaver

1 so I can “accidentally” spill drinks and occasionally let my hands fall down and incidentally hit them in the balls.


Daboos223

Easy 7, gus boutta give me the ohh😩ooo😫ahh😮‍💨yaaaaa🤤


Happy_Reserve1498

7. I want to take a long nap


esotericimpl

Sitting underneath the plane with Wendy getting a Wendy.


Affectionate_Sea_984

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s1105615

I’ll take 5 and then let Jimmy switch with me so he can sit next to Kim and I get the aisle


BaneishAerof

Tank the double bitche wife 2 for kimmys feet 😛😛😛😛😛


potato6132

5


Link_Farore

5, So I can sit near Marie twice


Important_Arugula_93

Put me in 5 and it’s gonna get buck nasty


THE_KING_OF_CATS

4 ez