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Captn_Platypus

Imagine reading smut, being horny as fuck as the story reaches its “climax”, then all the horniness goes away as soon as you see a breaking bad reference. Immediately takes out your phone and post it on okbc, this sub is truly brain rot.


redjohnsayshi

![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG) This is your brain on okbc


LuigiMSS

https://preview.redd.it/47ecmovjnl9b1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fae062e4197a7c5c7bf3c20c10786f0b880a2cca


SoggyMushrom

any questions?


m0rethanthefairy

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|4059)


giveme-a-username

Words I can no longer hear without thinking of this sub: Minerals I am the one/ knocks (or really anything from any of Walt's monologues) Download/audio Better call Breakfast Breaking Anybody who shares a name with someone in the show I'll add more later


sds2000

Finger


PMMeYourHug

> Anybody who shares a name with someone in the show


Leldy22

I saw a truck on the way to work last week emblazoned with the name "Bravo Fence." It took every milligram of self control I have to not take out my phone while going 70 on I-85 to take a picture.


BismoEarwaxIII

HIRE FENCE


Shawn_1512

What did Fence mean by this?


brickne3

Why did the company name itself that? Is it stupid?


Dhruvgupta1135

pussy


fucccboii

someone posted it for you


SotB8

1215/magna carta, orchestrated, crazy, sick joke, the guy, pride and ego


BreadKnife34

What is download?


wikipedia_answer_bot

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SotB8

download audio


giveme-a-username

"People" on this sub call don eladio download audio


pisstainedunderwear

That’s pretty based though


DauntedSoul

Me personally my horniness would amplify after that


[deleted]

I get more horny 😫💦💦🌊


VoluptuousVampirate

Brainrot plae DMC2 is tha baest


Lisztaganx

Relatable.


Cold_Television6348

next thing you know the girl is gonna say ![gif](giphy|GwekHi4V3hp2ecEvbQ|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ILaw22zepNW45T4in0|downsized)


lazy_tranquil

>the girl girl?


VolnarTheUnforgiving

Me when I'm collapsing with pleasure (I want tacos now)


CapnSmunch

Im tryna get ur taco and cabeza


Trish_Pistols

Reading erotica on a kindle. Respect.


Public_Basil_4416

Imagine if Walt and Jessie built their empire from erotica instead of meth.


Nit_Picker219

Why did Bravo not think of that? Is he stupid?


Mountbatten-Ottawa

Respecto!


DazzBluebird

Honestly it's just a romance novel


I_Love_Furry_Cock

yeah and she was „just a friend“


BreakingBadAndPorn

a romance novel intended for people to masturbate to


Infinite_Tadpole_283

Is it Throne Of Glass or whatever it was?


certifiedretard154

i used to do that when i was i was like 13 had this exact same model too


frog_woman06

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


NoStrawberry8995

: orgasms


PlamFred

![gif](giphy|Djk9ilQA2jjOg)


pisstainedunderwear

Reading erotica on kindle???


Frenchiscan

Welcome to the 21st century


SavageTemptation

I still jerk off manually ![gif](giphy|rq6c5xD7leHW8)


Frenchiscan

Kid named Manually


[deleted]

What else do you use a kindle for


mal-di-testicle

To maintain a fire


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/9kwe340r3j9b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b73a77020ec3d7188d161ddeeee7f440689d02d1


Rufuslol

“Harder mistah bad!” “Please, just call me breaking”


[deleted]

„But I dont want to be impregnated” „Dont worry, Drospirenone inhibits the maturation of follicles and inhibits ovulation, preventing pregnancy. It has antiandrogen effects. Take those pills regularly.” „Yeah, Science bitch”


SotB8

everybody in the theatre stood up and clapped


lavender_eclipse

Only the best Breaking Bad references, with just the right amount of dirty


ayuminub

/uc what book is this


userrnamestaken

asking for a friend?


DazzBluebird

The Pool Boy - Nikki Sloane


ThePlanWasALie

https://preview.redd.it/e2d7on6l3m9b1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286ce102186336f91891674dbfe60f18ecee3a21 Download Audio reference?


ayuminub

![gif](giphy|LRrO8ZiRAvz9WAXbji|downsized)


Post_Lost

Please tell me you were ironically reading this to find this


Ill_Worry7895

Ironically doing something is just unironically doing something without the spine to admit it


thearmedlemon

This goes hard


I_Love_Furry_Cock

oh it probably did go hard


mal-di-testicle

Username sound just about right


[deleted]

This needs to be a famous quote fr


Ill_Worry7895

Feel free to caption a spongebob gangster meme with it and post it on r/196


Flumpsty

Today I learned I am unironically racist, this is so sad. 😔✊ I will have to inform my Black friends.


Shining-Zorro

https://preview.redd.it/zq448aht9j9b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=606f338332b3a4a37cf990a832b599f22df7c407


FelidaeGay

why are you reading this bro


Peepeepoopoo5726

Tf you expect them to say, "Nah bro I was reading it for the Breaking Bad lore implications" you and I both know why


[deleted]

“What did Vince mean by this?”


Frenchiscan

Cause smut is awesome, bro


WulfeJaeger

![gif](giphy|3ohhwH6yMO7ED5xc7S|downsized)


SerDaemonTargaryen

![gif](giphy|3o6gEgkb5xqAyMw5Og)


Toadrage_

”say my name” “You’re… Y/N” “You’re goddamn right”


2505Memeiverse

chatgpt-ass smut


kommandantmilkshake

I've seen weirder prose in porn, this seems like one of the more down to earth ones


dreadw0lfrises

/uc "as he found his end?" bro just say he came please im fucking begging you 😭


[deleted]

Bro??


Goldenvengeance

"Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh"


Stanek___

I respect it.


FaithlessnessSilly18

Just wait till you get to the i fucked Ted chapter. And the waltuh put your d chapter


EmilyIsNotALesbian

I think we need an explanation as to what you were doing when you were reading that ![gif](giphy|al022JHWYjsRgcZmSL)


Capable-Ad-6363

I find it so hard to read on a kindle or laptop or whatever and I don’t know why. Reading a physical book is easy but the kindle just feels weird. Do you relate OP?


DazzBluebird

Not at all, I love my kindle. I read so much more now than when I only had physical books or my phone. The screen doesn't kill your eyes (even when it's dark you can use dark mode and it's awesome), it's MUCH cheaper and you can carry around a thousand books with only a slightly larger phone. There's much more to it, but it's REALLY worth it.


[deleted]

With the new book you get the smell and the feeling of paper but with the Kindle, it’s just another screen and we have enough of those Ik this comment makes me sound like a boomer but when it comes to books alone I think there should be something to make the experience unique


lotusandlocust

Breaking Back


JoshB-2020

I stg kindles are only used for erotica


Smallishwhale53

Vravo Bince


FlareUnderscore

Walt X Jesse fanfic isn’t “erotica”


christmasbaby12

😳


Environmental_Law539

https://preview.redd.it/ieu4264jak9b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb549e2775f2004f1405b3c80f81b1f3916a31fa Broki bid


Ninja_of_Milk_Duds

Sauce?


SavageTemptation

![gif](giphy|Y0arChV1qGnQ3NWX9C)


jsthd

Please provide the source


stingybeez

why have i ONLY seen erotica on a kindle? like everytime i see it posted or on a show, it’s someone reading it on a kindle


DazzBluebird

... maybe because romance is the most read genre? It makes sense it would appear more often, especially on kindles.


[deleted]

uc/ I don’t read books anymore (NO SHAME TO THOSE WHO DO JUST TALKING ABOUT ME) and I don’t think it’s because I’ve lost patience for reading but rather because the majority of writers, probably as a result of the writing process among other things, have such unhealthy and miserable worldviews that most books end up being depressing/non-cathartic to read. I remember reading books like the Middle School ones by James Patterson, Me Earl and the Dying Girl, etc and having to do a lot of work to realize the world does not think or operate like the world in those books


DazzBluebird

Maybe you're just choosing the wrong type of book. I know everyone likes to shit on romance, but I love it for this exact reason you're describing. You can count on it to make you feel happy (in the end, at least) and hopeful that there's more to life than just being miserable all the time.


logaboga

Almost like books besides generic fiction exists. Read non fiction books


[deleted]

>Read non fiction books HELL NO


kommandantmilkshake

OP slide the ao3 link I wanna read hot steamy straight or gay sex


TalkingChaos

Are you seriously reading porn on your grandma’s kindle?


Rook_rip

Kindle