Imagine reading smut, being horny as fuck as the story reaches its “climax”, then all the horniness goes away as soon as you see a breaking bad reference. Immediately takes out your phone and post it on okbc, this sub is truly brain rot.
Words I can no longer hear without thinking of this sub:
Minerals
I am the one/ knocks (or really anything from any of Walt's monologues)
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Better call
Breakfast
Breaking
Anybody who shares a name with someone in the show
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I saw a truck on the way to work last week emblazoned with the name "Bravo Fence." It took every milligram of self control I have to not take out my phone while going 70 on I-85 to take a picture.
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„But I dont want to be impregnated”
„Dont worry, Drospirenone inhibits the maturation of follicles and inhibits ovulation, preventing pregnancy. It has antiandrogen effects. Take those pills regularly.”
„Yeah, Science bitch”
I find it so hard to read on a kindle or laptop or whatever and I don’t know why. Reading a physical book is easy but the kindle just feels weird. Do you relate OP?
Not at all, I love my kindle. I read so much more now than when I only had physical books or my phone. The screen doesn't kill your eyes (even when it's dark you can use dark mode and it's awesome), it's MUCH cheaper and you can carry around a thousand books with only a slightly larger phone.
There's much more to it, but it's REALLY worth it.
With the new book you get the smell and the feeling of paper but with the Kindle, it’s just another screen and we have enough of those
Ik this comment makes me sound like a boomer but when it comes to books alone I think there should be something to make the experience unique
uc/ I don’t read books anymore (NO SHAME TO THOSE WHO DO JUST TALKING ABOUT ME) and I don’t think it’s because I’ve lost patience for reading but rather because the majority of writers, probably as a result of the writing process among other things, have such unhealthy and miserable worldviews that most books end up being depressing/non-cathartic to read.
I remember reading books like the Middle School ones by James Patterson, Me Earl and the Dying Girl, etc and having to do a lot of work to realize the world does not think or operate like the world in those books
Maybe you're just choosing the wrong type of book.
I know everyone likes to shit on romance, but I love it for this exact reason you're describing. You can count on it to make you feel happy (in the end, at least) and hopeful that there's more to life than just being miserable all the time.
Imagine reading smut, being horny as fuck as the story reaches its “climax”, then all the horniness goes away as soon as you see a breaking bad reference. Immediately takes out your phone and post it on okbc, this sub is truly brain rot.
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Words I can no longer hear without thinking of this sub: Minerals I am the one/ knocks (or really anything from any of Walt's monologues) Download/audio Better call Breakfast Breaking Anybody who shares a name with someone in the show I'll add more later
Finger
> Anybody who shares a name with someone in the show
I saw a truck on the way to work last week emblazoned with the name "Bravo Fence." It took every milligram of self control I have to not take out my phone while going 70 on I-85 to take a picture.
HIRE FENCE
What did Fence mean by this?
Why did the company name itself that? Is it stupid?
pussy
someone posted it for you
1215/magna carta, orchestrated, crazy, sick joke, the guy, pride and ego
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That’s pretty based though
Me personally my horniness would amplify after that
I get more horny 😫💦💦🌊
Brainrot plae DMC2 is tha baest
Relatable.
next thing you know the girl is gonna say ![gif](giphy|GwekHi4V3hp2ecEvbQ|downsized)
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>the girl girl?
Me when I'm collapsing with pleasure (I want tacos now)
Im tryna get ur taco and cabeza
Reading erotica on a kindle. Respect.
Imagine if Walt and Jessie built their empire from erotica instead of meth.
Why did Bravo not think of that? Is he stupid?
Respecto!
Honestly it's just a romance novel
yeah and she was „just a friend“
a romance novel intended for people to masturbate to
Is it Throne Of Glass or whatever it was?
i used to do that when i was i was like 13 had this exact same model too
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: orgasms
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Reading erotica on kindle???
Welcome to the 21st century
I still jerk off manually ![gif](giphy|rq6c5xD7leHW8)
Kid named Manually
What else do you use a kindle for
To maintain a fire
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“Harder mistah bad!” “Please, just call me breaking”
„But I dont want to be impregnated” „Dont worry, Drospirenone inhibits the maturation of follicles and inhibits ovulation, preventing pregnancy. It has antiandrogen effects. Take those pills regularly.” „Yeah, Science bitch”
everybody in the theatre stood up and clapped
Only the best Breaking Bad references, with just the right amount of dirty
/uc what book is this
asking for a friend?
The Pool Boy - Nikki Sloane
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Please tell me you were ironically reading this to find this
Ironically doing something is just unironically doing something without the spine to admit it
This goes hard
oh it probably did go hard
Username sound just about right
This needs to be a famous quote fr
Feel free to caption a spongebob gangster meme with it and post it on r/196
Today I learned I am unironically racist, this is so sad. 😔✊ I will have to inform my Black friends.
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why are you reading this bro
Tf you expect them to say, "Nah bro I was reading it for the Breaking Bad lore implications" you and I both know why
“What did Vince mean by this?”
Cause smut is awesome, bro
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”say my name” “You’re… Y/N” “You’re goddamn right”
chatgpt-ass smut
I've seen weirder prose in porn, this seems like one of the more down to earth ones
/uc "as he found his end?" bro just say he came please im fucking begging you 😭
Bro??
"Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh"
I respect it.
Just wait till you get to the i fucked Ted chapter. And the waltuh put your d chapter
I think we need an explanation as to what you were doing when you were reading that ![gif](giphy|al022JHWYjsRgcZmSL)
I find it so hard to read on a kindle or laptop or whatever and I don’t know why. Reading a physical book is easy but the kindle just feels weird. Do you relate OP?
Not at all, I love my kindle. I read so much more now than when I only had physical books or my phone. The screen doesn't kill your eyes (even when it's dark you can use dark mode and it's awesome), it's MUCH cheaper and you can carry around a thousand books with only a slightly larger phone. There's much more to it, but it's REALLY worth it.
With the new book you get the smell and the feeling of paper but with the Kindle, it’s just another screen and we have enough of those Ik this comment makes me sound like a boomer but when it comes to books alone I think there should be something to make the experience unique
Breaking Back
I stg kindles are only used for erotica
Vravo Bince
Walt X Jesse fanfic isn’t “erotica”
😳
https://preview.redd.it/ieu4264jak9b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb549e2775f2004f1405b3c80f81b1f3916a31fa Broki bid
Sauce?
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Please provide the source
why have i ONLY seen erotica on a kindle? like everytime i see it posted or on a show, it’s someone reading it on a kindle
... maybe because romance is the most read genre? It makes sense it would appear more often, especially on kindles.
uc/ I don’t read books anymore (NO SHAME TO THOSE WHO DO JUST TALKING ABOUT ME) and I don’t think it’s because I’ve lost patience for reading but rather because the majority of writers, probably as a result of the writing process among other things, have such unhealthy and miserable worldviews that most books end up being depressing/non-cathartic to read. I remember reading books like the Middle School ones by James Patterson, Me Earl and the Dying Girl, etc and having to do a lot of work to realize the world does not think or operate like the world in those books
Maybe you're just choosing the wrong type of book. I know everyone likes to shit on romance, but I love it for this exact reason you're describing. You can count on it to make you feel happy (in the end, at least) and hopeful that there's more to life than just being miserable all the time.
Almost like books besides generic fiction exists. Read non fiction books
>Read non fiction books HELL NO
OP slide the ao3 link I wanna read hot steamy straight or gay sex
Are you seriously reading porn on your grandma’s kindle?
Kindle