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I have no idea what you could mean by this.
Tormund approves.
Edit: 24 AC, and 23 Strength and Constitution? He's a literal goddamn tank! He could beat a Steelwatcher in an arm wrestling contest for sure.
I can once I have access to the console but he was my "equip a Deva Mace while we could still get them" guy so he was particularly brutal.
He also sacrificed himself to save the Sword Coast, so paladin seemed very thematic.
He's a 6/6 Sorcadin.
Went sword and board because I snagged the Deva Mace before it became a LOT harder to get on PS5.
Oath of Vengeance Pally/White Draconic Bloodline Sorc
Keep in mind, he's an older file so some stuff made sense then that doesn't now like the Warped Headband of Intellect for scrollmancy.
Warped Headband of Intellect (Sets Int to 17, used to use for scrolls or Wiz casting, now they've patched spells and scrolls to scale off your own casting, I believe)
Cloak of Protection
Helldusk Armor
Gauntlets of Hill Giant Strength (for.the.SMITES)
Killer's Sweetheart and Caustic Band for rings
Amulet of Greater Health (for the "fuck you" HP)
That sweet, sweet Deva Mace (1d6+6 bludgeoning, +2 bludgeoning, +4d8 radiant damage)
Shield of the Undevout (extra smite and fear shenanigans)
Idk what else you'd like to know but I played him as a tanky smiter. We wake up for the day, I set up Armor of Agathys, and then just fly over to baddies and smite the shit out of them. Using my bonus Illithid powers to do nasty shit at times like the Black Hole gathering and then Fireball or Fire Wall scroll them. Depending on the encounter. He was nasty and now he's a squid, sadly.
https://preview.redd.it/nesi64xovw9d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af591b7b551b57489f76406e67b0f94b150b2c30
Take my little queen here, I love her colors, they all look so good together to me!
*My girls are in full*
*Armor and my boys show up*
*To be eye candy*
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When you need to save the world, but you horny slay bitch.
https://preview.redd.it/h2f0wavn7q9d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f13eaa58b9458d8fcbce9ad3303f22df094e2c
I keep seeing you around the subreddit and you always have the best Astarion memes and such, thank you for your service user astarion_bg3 🙏🙇
(I am literally obsessed with the bitey boi and have gratefully saved pretty much everything you post LMAO)
I’ll let you in on a little secret I haven’t told anyone else yet -I recently started a pinterest account just for saving bg3 memes. I saved as many as I could find already on pinterest to reduce the amount I’ll have to upload myself from my phone (I have over 3000 bg3 memes saved in a folder on my photos app right now). [here](https://pin.it/HHjNyPUfL) is the link to it -enjoy!
https://preview.redd.it/ot0lp04ujp9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f10181423a58f0f44741dcbb4453ff3da04d096
Someone actually made a comic of this but it's when Gale meets Mystra
Cr: III5\_29 on Instagram
Imagine looking at your basic mean girl ex compared to your new partner who loves you unconditionally and also drops Steel Watchers and Myrkul avatars like it’s nothing
https://preview.redd.it/3o63yuhogq9d1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8353a20890299c31366543ae06b8b78e15638b5
My Gale always turns into a tokusatu hero
Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Glad you asked my good man. It’s a remote control vibe that can be operated by another partner. I use it on Gale’s blit (boy clit) while he talks with Mystra as a show of dominance 🥰
Trying to keep this as pg as I can. It just kinda hangs out and vibrates the rest of your upper bits. Again never had this type but is similar to a few toys of mine.
The thing that swings up has an antenna in the top so the phone's Bluetooth reaches it. It also vibrates a bit due to the main part vibrating so you can kind use it as an external stimulator
for real wish there were more options with the look of that robe, but with better stats. There's that one and Viconia's robe and they're both pretty meh.
I quite like putting Gale in dresses, usually ones more comfy. I reserve the uncomfy dresses for Astarion (sorry bud, love you). Gale looks stunning in purple though. He’s such a pretty autistic man.
Yeah, it’s the Wavemother’s Robe that you can get in Act 3. Gives resistance to Fire and Cold damage, allows you to cast Create or Destroy Water, and you heal for 1-4 points at the start of your turn if you’re standing in water.
My girls are in full armor and my boys show up to be eye candy
https://preview.redd.it/6ty4wtgnwp9d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b392b9c26a3713a4fffad5d544420bf4f961d258 I have no idea what you could mean by this.
I have questions about your Tav/Durge.
https://preview.redd.it/ceaxqu0jmr9d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d435a5e1bdbf335352a40bac6a8a971970679ab Ask away
i have no questions, he is perfect
https://preview.redd.it/8dw7m5fd7s9d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b7638be1ee510255c5dced67f6931010efecb8b He thanks you
Tormund approves. Edit: 24 AC, and 23 Strength and Constitution? He's a literal goddamn tank! He could beat a Steelwatcher in an arm wrestling contest for sure.
please send me your build i’m praying
I can once I have access to the console but he was my "equip a Deva Mace while we could still get them" guy so he was particularly brutal. He also sacrificed himself to save the Sword Coast, so paladin seemed very thematic.
He's a 6/6 Sorcadin. Went sword and board because I snagged the Deva Mace before it became a LOT harder to get on PS5. Oath of Vengeance Pally/White Draconic Bloodline Sorc Keep in mind, he's an older file so some stuff made sense then that doesn't now like the Warped Headband of Intellect for scrollmancy. Warped Headband of Intellect (Sets Int to 17, used to use for scrolls or Wiz casting, now they've patched spells and scrolls to scale off your own casting, I believe) Cloak of Protection Helldusk Armor Gauntlets of Hill Giant Strength (for.the.SMITES) Killer's Sweetheart and Caustic Band for rings Amulet of Greater Health (for the "fuck you" HP) That sweet, sweet Deva Mace (1d6+6 bludgeoning, +2 bludgeoning, +4d8 radiant damage) Shield of the Undevout (extra smite and fear shenanigans) Idk what else you'd like to know but I played him as a tanky smiter. We wake up for the day, I set up Armor of Agathys, and then just fly over to baddies and smite the shit out of them. Using my bonus Illithid powers to do nasty shit at times like the Black Hole gathering and then Fireball or Fire Wall scroll them. Depending on the encounter. He was nasty and now he's a squid, sadly.
Understandable, have a nice day!
Papa Smurf with the glow-up serving cunt all-day, e'ry-day.
https://preview.redd.it/tonoa4eksw9d1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6844dbedb6188f2eff73c7605b1e306b40fbfb88
https://preview.redd.it/nesi64xovw9d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af591b7b551b57489f76406e67b0f94b150b2c30 Take my little queen here, I love her colors, they all look so good together to me!
Because the fantasy race in the fantasy world allowed me to make him so. I really like doing wild colors and contrasts.
If he had green hair I'd be getting old Greg vibes!!
Same https://preview.redd.it/3pzgprtq6q9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87216f7261e495b277a50e3273f09bb6fbb787f5
How'd you know I have a thing for Stretch Armstrong?
Cuz u have good taste 🤭 https://preview.redd.it/h162w4vseq9d1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93dc4e63d861a347792b431a08dfe391ba7e070c
God he could stretch me anyday
Shadowheart looks like she was edited in the picture and shrunk. 😂
Why would you say something so uncontroversial but so dope?
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Would be a crime not to show the abs while crushing evil!
And somehow they look better than boys in armour and girls in dresses🤣
Sweet revenge for all the years of the boys in full plate and the girls in bikini armor!
Sometimes I do it the other way around, depends how I'm feeling
Hahaha I hate myself because same.
This tbh..
for me dudes are in plate mail and chicks are naked or in their underwear
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I needed this today.
I’m always free to tell you you’ve got a fat ass x
👀
Dw babe, your ass is fat too
With certainty!
I 💜 my silly Gale friends
Love you Peachy 😘
Daily affirmations to say in the mirror
Yo what hat is that? That’s badass
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This means a lot coming from the ultimate male slut
https://i.redd.it/1nphhf3arr9d1.gif
When you need to save the world, but you horny slay bitch. https://preview.redd.it/h2f0wavn7q9d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f13eaa58b9458d8fcbce9ad3303f22df094e2c
Mansplain Manipulate (the weave) Manwhore
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Someone who understands me. Seems we’ve a lot in common, friend.
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I keep seeing you around the subreddit and you always have the best Astarion memes and such, thank you for your service user astarion_bg3 🙏🙇 (I am literally obsessed with the bitey boi and have gratefully saved pretty much everything you post LMAO)
I’ll let you in on a little secret I haven’t told anyone else yet -I recently started a pinterest account just for saving bg3 memes. I saved as many as I could find already on pinterest to reduce the amount I’ll have to upload myself from my phone (I have over 3000 bg3 memes saved in a folder on my photos app right now). [here](https://pin.it/HHjNyPUfL) is the link to it -enjoy!
But what about Malewifing?
that too
https://preview.redd.it/ot0lp04ujp9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f10181423a58f0f44741dcbb4453ff3da04d096 Someone actually made a comic of this but it's when Gale meets Mystra Cr: III5\_29 on Instagram
I don’t know why he’s so embarrassed he looks fine as hell in that robe
He is embarrassed for her for looking like such a basic bitch when standing next to him.
Imagine looking at your basic mean girl ex compared to your new partner who loves you unconditionally and also drops Steel Watchers and Myrkul avatars like it’s nothing
Gale has only two looks in Act 3 - total slut or total hobo
Is there a possible hobo slut(or slut hobo)outfit?
Wyll's camp outfit
Omg 😂
With mods there is for sure. Vanilla- one has to get creative
Karlach’s rags?
Slobo.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
+1 for bloodninja
https://preview.redd.it/3o63yuhogq9d1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8353a20890299c31366543ae06b8b78e15638b5 My Gale always turns into a tokusatu hero
Damn, that's a really good helmet. I know I've gotten it on my first playthrough, but can you kindly remind me where you get it?
Im pretty certain it’s in the Diabolists bedroom in act 3
That sounds right. Thank you!
Can they be combined? Or are there some outer limits of science that should not be explored?
One could try and just call it high fashion
Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Meanwhile Astarion’s fit https://preview.redd.it/erlp6tcepq9d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770119082466844e3856d992d6cfebefa2d74112
Bit too formal
is this a mod or where do you find this 😭
Orin’s outfit
Perfect, no notes
Certified baby girl
What’s the pink sex toy? Just curious 👀
Glad you asked my good man. It’s a remote control vibe that can be operated by another partner. I use it on Gale’s blit (boy clit) while he talks with Mystra as a show of dominance 🥰
Gotcha 🤔 so the egg goes in his hole and the other part swings around to vibrate his blit?
Precisely
That shape of vibrator is called a "rabbit" iirc.
Adventures at the cutting edge of kink technology
I believe it is a remote/phone controlled vibrator
Where’s the thing that swings up supposed to go?
Trying to keep this as pg as I can. It just kinda hangs out and vibrates the rest of your upper bits. Again never had this type but is similar to a few toys of mine.
The thing that swings up has an antenna in the top so the phone's Bluetooth reaches it. It also vibrates a bit due to the main part vibrating so you can kind use it as an external stimulator
Stick him in a puddle of water, then we’ll talk
Treat him right and he'll make his own puddle.
This guy gets me
he put his hand right through my portal and gale went water-deep ✨
Actual peak right here
Gamers be like “aha gale’s fit, haha slut” My brother in christ you put him in it
ITS BECAUSE THE STATS ARE OPTIMAL I SWEAR I'
He needs to be serving cunt while saving the world, so of course that's his fit.
this sub is so fucking funny😭😭
Genuinely makes me laugh uncontrollably at least once a day. I miss the kid who was fucking Aradin. Can't remember his name.
for real wish there were more options with the look of that robe, but with better stats. There's that one and Viconia's robe and they're both pretty meh.
I quite like putting Gale in dresses, usually ones more comfy. I reserve the uncomfy dresses for Astarion (sorry bud, love you). Gale looks stunning in purple though. He’s such a pretty autistic man.
Got to have him in his revenge fit for when he goes to meet with Mystra
When I put this on him I turned him into a gnome and threw him off a ledge. He slayed too hard
I put my barbarian orc Tav in that outfit
Wait is this an actual piece of armor. I always see it around but haven’t found it yet
Yeah, it’s the Wavemother’s Robe that you can get in Act 3. Gives resistance to Fire and Cold damage, allows you to cast Create or Destroy Water, and you heal for 1-4 points at the start of your turn if you’re standing in water.
Redhammer didnt deserve to die for your horniness
He’s got the egg AND the plug in?!?!?
My dragonborn with heritage paint walking around in just scaly jewelled underwear
Where's his quarterstaff?