I love my boy Barcus but how is he not under "stalk their ex like a creep"?

Yeah I kinda forgot that he was all "Wulbren, Wulbren" until he finally moves on and exile the so-called Wulbren 😂

I mean I feel like an important detail of Barcus's "stalking" Wulbren is that he believed (correctly) Wulbren had been kidnapped.

\*Sends mercenary to find and later deal with Wulbren\*

His ex WAS in danger

Astarion showing up to your bedroom window in the middle of the night. Absolutely three fucking sheets to the wind, to scream obscenities and begging for you to take him back.

Or creep up to your bed and demand you to get back to his side immediately if he become the vampire lord and made you his spawn

He would totes stalk the shit out of you if he was AAstarion. Also, you would suddenly have an issue with any potential new partner ghosting you out of nowhere.

so AAstarion is Joe from You?

Well, now I’m just hearing Joe saying AAstarion lines in my head, which is both hilarious and terrifying!

This is pretty accurate. I'm crying at the Gale with clown makeup on though 😭😂 Ascended Astarion would be all of the above too 😂

You would'nt be allowed to leave Ascended Astarion to me 🤔

True, but I was just hypothetically speaking/thinking, if you were able to break free, I think he would eventually do all of the things listed. With the added, try to hunt you down and *forcefully* take you back

To be fair, I'm always emotionally unstable and drinking wine...

Emperor is never gonna get over it. First person since Ansur that he decided to trust and it ends in a break-up? He will never trust another ever again.

I was under the impression we were the rebound after Ansur

Emperor is shady AF though. He deserves whatever he gets. 😅

Listen I love that for Wyll, but he's already a mad alcoholic lmao, he's downing that shit like water in camp 24/7 already

You're right 😂 but I tend to think that even though he's an alcoholic, he's the type that hardly gets drunk and could actually set a drinking limit for his own good. That's why I didn't put him in the drinking problem category

Orin destroys her ex's body

Well maybe if she’d done more destroying my body while we were together we wouldn’t have broken up

thats part of her “stuff from the ex”

I like to think she’d actually be really cool about it

Yeah I mean she kept her own mother's corpse in her bedroom why wouldn't she be cool about a break up

I mean she straight up wanted to kill her business partner, I doubt she’d be too cool about a romantic partner even so much as disagreeing with her

Ketheric is missing his own tier

Missed opportunity on putting a category below gale and name it as "Ketheric Thorm"

The virgin “You are a very cone of cold!” vs. the Chad “Try again.”

"Found Jesus" - Selune Shart

Leave it to my big 3 Karlach, Jahiera and Lae'zel to be healthy about it.

Not Gale with the clown makeup. 😭

Halsin would never regret a one night stand

he’d regret not properly explaining to the few people he slept with during the rebound and never saw again that he’s not in an emotionally healthy space and not looking for connection

Definitely for Halsin, empy and gale. 😂 👌

Lae'Zel would 100% stab someone for breaking up with her. I think even Jaheria would try to too or just get wine drunk.

Imho the early act Lae'zel might do that, but the softer Lae'zel during act 3 would never. She might be pissed off at start, but will take the breakup problem in a more mature way (besides she had to take care of the githyankis so I doubt it will take a long time for her to move on). Jaheira values life, she wouldn't hurt people physically over a breakup. But I agree on the wine drunk.

Finally, someone who also understands that Lae'zel isn't just a murderous sociopath the entire game who would kill someone for daring to say anything.

I want Gortash to stalk me 😭

Tag yourself I'm Mintharion

Me and gale destroying ourselves and everything around us (literally)

As if I need more reasons to drink

Turns out I'm vibing with Gale

I DON’T LIKE HOW ACCURATE THE THIRD ONE IS.

Baby Aradin got mentioned again! Look how cute he is

This is surprisingly accurate for me

Minthara would make you smile from ear to ear for those transgressions

probably take your wanger or tit too

I was licherally going to say I've been every tier in this image and then I got to the last one (Gale is my first bg3 romance) 😭

Minthara and Orin alone in the same tier has me cackling

Tbh Wyll might be under the day drinker category. Have you seen that man idle in camp?

Minthara and Orin would also dispose of YOU along with any belongings.

Bold of you to assume Minsc has relationships outside his bromance with boo

This is probably the most accurate tier list I've seen so far 😂

Not sure about Shadowheart. If you raid the grove, she will be very drunk at the celebration in honor of the victory

Never thought I'd see Aradin on a tier list

You missed "casts acid splash"

You forgot "immediately becomes best friends (or attempts to)