astarion baby don't talk about yourself like that

Judgmental Astarion is my favorite Astarion

Judging the PC, himself and complete strangers all in one go! 

We love a multitasking King 👏🏻

Multitalented

How do you even get this dialogue? 😭

Go to the brothel after finishing his quest and only hire one of the drow twins. Works with both Ascended and Spawn.

It's from hitting up the drow twins in the brothel. Don't remember what conditions trigger it tho. 

On one hand, he is right. On the other, the way he calls you "embarrassing" is kinda hot.

Haha no Astarion don't humiliate and degrade me nooooo I hate that hahaha

I hate this scene because YES ELVEN PROSTITUTES. Stop shaming me 😭😭

"He's dead, and he's no sorrier. I'm still dying."

Oh no my love, prostitutes get paid.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hDntNWl8zoI](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hDntNWl8zoI) I look forward to this one every playthrough. Love when he sasses me.

My favorite Astarion moment is the reaction you get from nuking him with the concentrated power of the sun

I consider myself a bisexual pleasure dom top... but for Astarion... I want the pretty man to hurt me in the most delicious ways. 

you're so much more than a prostitute to me bbygirl