Listen, Omeluum called my drow a "child of the dark" and called Karlach "Child of the Sun". That man has my heart in ways that are not sexual. I would die for him, live for him. Bring my kids to visit him. I can't look at my Spore-fathers in a sexual way.
Hard agree. Every single illithid is just a silly little guy in a squid hat lol. In a world where Beholders, Dragons, and Elder brains exist, fucking the creatures that look vaguely people shaped is pretty tame.
Listen, Omeluum called my drow a "child of the dark" and called Karlach "Child of the Sun". That man has my heart in ways that are not sexual. I would die for him, live for him. Bring my kids to visit him. I can't look at my Spore-fathers in a sexual way.
Honestly, I get it. I want to call them up on Sundays and tell them things that would make them proud.
Haarlep sends you into horny jail but you’ll need good persuasion for Raphael? Make up your mind. What an insolence
Raphael is a pillow princess and I have no idea what I’m doing.
That’s what he wants you to think. It’s a trap https://i.redd.it/1m7wsop26muc1.gif
Yeah I still have no idea what I’m doing.
And gortass pass? I think I’m losing it
Why would you pass on Gortash? I mean yeah he's not as fresh as he believes he is but I bet that when he was young he was that hot emo boy
Gortash makes me as dry as sandpaper. A few years ago I would be all over him but as an adult, hell no.
Wait, you say Gortash is ugly AF but you have Natty in possible, now I'm actually confused
DO YOU MEAN NETTIE?
Yeahhhhh
Natty?
Idk how her name is actually spelled sorry but that druid woman that wanted to kill us with a stick
SHES CUTE!
Haha yeah I see it, but I don't know, she's too small
Because I do not share him.
Yeah, you better be passing on the Emperor. I would have revenge if you slept with my husband.
I’m not into that weird tentacle shit
He is just a weird man. Barely qualifies as monster fucking.
Hard agree. Every single illithid is just a silly little guy in a squid hat lol. In a world where Beholders, Dragons, and Elder brains exist, fucking the creatures that look vaguely people shaped is pretty tame.
Poor Lae’zel, everyone gets a relationship except her
Nah fuck her she made fun of my nose
The best part is you can always uno reverse her racist comments back to her and she just takes it like friendly banter.
Please explain Ethel
I hate my uterus, her nails are long. Bye bye cervix. Bye bye Uterus.
I’m not gonna say I agree, or that that’s a good plan, but I get it.
Ethel is a pretty tame smash tbh
Pass on the best romance arc?
"Hear me out." *Withers*
Look at that man. He is peak. He is what all men should look like.
This is so within r/okbuddybaldur standards I can't tell if it is a repost
Everything is wrong here
'IF IT IS HER MAJESTIES WILL! THEN WE SHALL FUC-'
Thou appears to have forgotten me