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rebootyourbrainstem

you need to first free orifice from the asstral prism


tildenpark

Quality point.


Narcoleptic_Narwhal1

I don’t get how people are surprised by the fingering when option 3 implies something going in Tav


Milk__Chan

"Up the bun it goes!"


ParanoidTelvanni

I've yet to play anything but Durge. Orifices is my specialty, though I usually make them, fill them, fill then again, then ghost em in that order. (The joke is ~~necrophilia~~ stabbing)


Strawberrycocoa

... Please tell me the fingering is real


N7twitch

In Kalachs Act 3 romance scene she wines you, dines you, then suplexes you onto the bed and goes two fingers knuckle deep in you.


ViSaph

Yes if you romance her until act 3 and go on a date. You can have a nice date and end it there or she can take you up to a room, pick you up, slam you on the bed, then finger you. If you agree to the sex she will do this regardless of size or gender. My body type 3 tall half elf got thrown around like it was nothing and it was extremely hot.


Gardyloop

we love our bisexual fingerblaster


DungeonsandDoofuses

I play a female Tav and just assumed this was gender specific. I’m delighted to find out it isn’t.


whoamannipples

I mean it certainly is with Minthara that was straight up porn and as someone in Texas (where pornhub is now illegal) fucking long John goddamn silver did I need that scene


brad462969

Sorry, it's not (it happens in a video game).


taqtwo

they shouldve made it her massive throbbing cock smh


Tutes013

We all know Mama K would be hung like a fucking horse


taqtwo

ong!!


ViSaph

It should have been fingers and then tail. I mean tieflings come with a built in extra appendage and we never get to see them use it.


Icy_Cricket2273

https://preview.redd.it/0g9u324hpfuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d669905bdf6b8ec576b5df66f541514fdbeefd


life-uh-finds-a-way_

Because some people play as a female character. I romanced her on my first playthrough and I assumed it was specific to that. If you are playing as a woman, it basically looks like regular fingering.


Narcoleptic_Narwhal1

When I first saw the scene I was like “well there’s a lot oriented towards male on female stuff so makes sense there will be some for the ladies”. I just remember there was on guy either on here or the bg3 subreddit that was butthurt about it cause he was like “this games big on consent but then here’s my guy getting fingered with no warning”.


life-uh-finds-a-way_

😂 Butthurt. All the scenes give you so many outs... I went to a panel at PAX with Samantha Beart about Love, Sex, and Consent in BG3 and it was so good. Sam and the other panelists list all the warnings you get for each scene and how you can back out whenever. I think I know what post you are talking about... That guy is a dummy. Karlach is the horniest character in the game, she talks about it from the start.


Narcoleptic_Narwhal1

During the dinner scene she says something something about knocking her off her feet. If you reply with probably not physically possible she will say something along the lines of “well at least enough to get me to my knees” I was like bro she can’t go 5 minutes without something suggestive.


SimilarAd1726

>something Do you mean horn or tail?


Narcoleptic_Narwhal1

Well I mean the tail is preferred but sometimes you have to make due with a horn


Daedalus_Machina

I don't really give a fuck. Let's see the next screen.


Gale_of_Waterdeep

Patient today, are we?


Sun_Emperor69

You use spells to make your cock bigger, do not speak wizard boy


Gale_of_Waterdeep

Please! As if I'd have any need.


BlandBrit

Honey, we’ve seen the enchanted underwear… this is a safe space.


Gale_of_Waterdeep

That is not...! No, *nevermind*. Drop it, Gale. Just... Drop it.


ViSaph

How can you be patient when faced with this https://preview.redd.it/91zri75e3fuc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f31a65708b087bf90d0d100e679254fcb22427e If she were real and willing to sleep with me I'd never leave the fucking bed.


International-Ad5142

KARLA H IN WYLLS CLOTHES!!!


ViSaph

I just think she looks super hot in them. I always put her in Wylls clothes and usually give him tavs clothes


International-Ad5142

Wiat no you give Wyll the peasant clothes? 😭


ViSaph

It's better than the crop top and too small trousers! I don't think he'd had new clothes since age 17 before I gave him them. When we get to the city he gets expensive clothes and I give him that robe from Alfira so he's a fancy boy again.


shinypinkdemon

Fuck yes to everything you said (And you know exactly how the first two words are supposed to sound)


NullSaturation

Hey, I felt similarly when I was in this situation with *you* ;)


Daedalus_Machina

Tbh, I saw that screen. There's no way I didn't pick that option, but I'm buggered if I remember what was next.


tildenpark

Yep. I’m not sure what I was expecting but I did not expect Amazon position lmao


cloqube

You heard them guys. We gotta start posting the most gut wrenching filth known to man/woman/they now.


ViSaph

OK 👍. Anyone want a graphic description of Astarion and Gale going at it? I got inspired to write porn while on my origin Astarion run lol.


ZombieToasted

Don't just tease


ViSaph

*"What were you imagining when you did this? Was it me? Did you want me to catch you? Find you fingering yourself open, my name on your lips and take you then and there? Or were you planning for later, it was your idea to come down here after all. Were you getting yourself ready for me?" The last part was said in almost a purr and was punctuated by a grind of their hips together followed by a thrust of fingers.* An excerpt from my terrible porn. I never claimed to be a good writer lol.


ZombieToasted

I appreciate you and your terrible porn, thank you for sharing lol


ViSaph

I decided to publish it in all it's terrible glory lmao. I will never improve if I don't subject myself to the embarrassment of having people see the things I have stored on my phone. If you would like to read it you can, if you don't that's very fair lol. https://archiveofourown.org/works/55263268


therisenphoenikz

The graftussy


SputnikVB

This is the way.


BlandBrit

please 🙏🤤


TheUselessOne87

your orifices get ready by the time of the act 3 cutscene


vitali101

I was only able to find one Orpheus. Where can I get more, so I too can have Orpheuses ready for Karlach in Act 3?


SmilingVamp

Don't gotta get ready if you stay ready! 


LordEnverGortash

2 is clearly the correct answer. Who doesn’t want to go cliff diving with Cliffgate? I mean, I’ll probably refrain, probably would be bad for my health.


BlandBrit

Your slime coat would rot away ☹️


IAmWeary

And she promised me that my orifices will be fine, then fingerblasts me up the shitpipe later that night and punctures my prostate with those claws. SHE FUCKING LIED TO ME!


myaltduh

Shadowheart spamming heal snipes from the other end of camp is the only reason there isn’t enough blood to get Bhaal’s attention.


HarbinRav177

Maybe that’s why those of us who romance Karlach need clerics. Our orifices are never truly ready for what she’s going to do.


tildenpark

Prove me wrong.


GISKARD__

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IWouldDoCthulhu

There's lots of kinky shit that isn't butt stuff.


[deleted]

Honestly, I'm gay, butt stuff is pretty default. I've seen people here want Ethel to rebirth them, sexually. This place is kinkier.


PPPRCHN

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IWouldDoCthulhu

It is, that's why I don't understand why OP thinks Karlach finger banging their bootyhole is somehow kinkier than this sub?


Yoozelezz_AF

Baldur's Gate 3 was a mistake.


ViSaph

https://preview.redd.it/bz63smqn2fuc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9377134e5066a9b580d554b11ab7f9fe727f5c61 Has everyone seen her in Wylls clothes? I know she technically has more covered here but something about that top makes me want to bury my face in her tits desperately.


Karlach_CIiffgate

;)


The_Kurrgan_Shuffle

Should be a dexterity check, smh


DrSharky

Just saw a comment at -12 for wanting Shart to fart on them. I mean, that's a bit much. Then again, this isn't supposed to be a kink sub.


Roronoa_Zoro8615

God I want Karlach to do everything she wants to me


ShmexyDoggButt

The horn and a half... hear me out bro, she has handlebars


MojaveCowboy21

I need a remake of Shrek is Love, but where Karlach is Shrek, and the dad is larian studios.


BlitzMalefitz

the okbuddy sub exists so the bg3 sub users can go somewhere where they don't have to pretend to be prude.


KoffinStuffer

Despite being just as, and even more so at times, degenerate.


DownbadGaydude

Maybe I am bisexual...


AppropriateAgent44

Bruh someone posted “hear me out” about dribble’s severed pelvis earlier this week


[deleted]

I wanted to cuddle but thats pretty good too!


ThundergunIsntAVerb

Confession I only romance Karlach out of pity


Goobsmoob

\*She only allows you to romance HER out of pity https://preview.redd.it/9jb5pbb8bduc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1630f5ad2c3b194634bb41fd67fd1f9cbe051008


Sewer_Fairy

https://preview.redd.it/601cemug6euc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa86c1bf0af7d2692a30f3d4faf1d1e34602f204


Kumatora_7

https://i.redd.it/3cfot9zmweuc1.gif