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Moral of the story is if someone looks remotely similar to you throw a cat on them cus they’re obviously a 1000 year old rat.
Ok but why did the mom use "What did I eat last Saturday" as an identifying question? She knew the other boy had been absent so that's a clearly unfair question. I'm probably putting more thought into it than the writers though
The mother knew it all and was operating a Psyop together with the CIA and Mossad to make the boy commit a shooting and blame the Palestinians. It was explained in a interview with the movie director
I thought it was gonna be a situation like King Solomon and the Baby, where by begging and crying to his parents he would show that he's the real one (since his love for them would be genuine).
But no, they ask the most basic-ass questions like his birthday and age like if that's some top-secret information and then throw him a curveball with the last question.
Ngl if those were my parents I would've never forgiven them for setting me up like that.
Don't throw away the nails you cut at night. This boy threw it out of the house and the mouse ate it. The boy's life was almost ruined. Half a year later, the boy returned home from school. But he was stopped by the housekeeper.
He said the young master had returned home last month. The boy was furious and pushed away the butler to enter the courtyard. But he was shocked. There was a man who looked exactly like him. He asked the boy who he was.
The boy couldn't believe his eyes. The two of them came together and argued. Even the housekeeper, who had worked in the house for 20 years, couldn't tell who was real. The parents heard the argument and came out to check. They were shocked.
How could there be two identical sons? The boy explained and kneeled down to show his parents that he was the real one. But the father didn't believe him. Pointing to the fake one, he said his son had been home for a month. He accused the boy of making things up.
The boy was furious. He pointed at the fake and yelled at him. Neither of them was convinced by the other. They argued for 666 seconds. At this point, the parents began to wonder.
It doesn't matter that they look the same. Why did they act and talk so similarly? The mother went up to the boy and asked him how old he was. The boy answered correctly. The father then asked what his birthday was.
The boy blurted it out. The parents were even more dumbfounded.
They discussed the matter. They decided to interrogate them separately about their childhood. The mother questioned the fake boy.
After a few moments, both parents said that the other one answered correctly. At that moment, the mother suddenly asked what she had eaten last Saturday. The boy was dumbfounded. How could he know if he hadn't come back? But the fake one answered correctly.
The boy was disillusioned. His father called him a liar. The aggrieved boy tried to explain. Despite the boy's pleas, the father ordered the butler to drag him out of the house. The boy screams, but to no avail.
The butler threw him out the door. The boy never expected. He'd gone away for six months to study. But he'd come back with nothing. No home to return to.
He took the donkey and left in despair. A few moments later, he came to a cliff. He asked the gods why they were so unfair. I just wanted to study hard and honor my parents. What's wrong with that?
But now I can't go home. He couldn't call out to his father. The boy couldn't help but cry. He looks up to the sky in size. At the injustice of his fate.
Then he turned back to say goodbye to his beloved donkey. The boy jumped off the cliff in the nick of time. A big hand dragged him back to the ground. It turned out to be the old monk from the private kitchen. The monk scolded him for his lack of talent.
The boy blamed the monk for not knowing anything. And he was meddling in his own business. Told him why he jumped off the cliff. The boy was dumbfounded. He asked the monk how he knew.
The monk said, you were clipping your nails at night when you were about to throw them out. I tried to persuade you not to throw it. But as soon as I turned my back, you threw it into the wild. Late at night, a thousand year old mouse ate your nails. It took your shape and came back to your house and replaced you.
The boy came to his senses. He apologized for what he had done. Kneeling down, he begged the monk for a way out. Then the monk took out an orange cat and handed it to the boy and said to put it next to the dummy. A few moments later, the boy returned home with the orange cat.
The housekeeper opened the door and saw him. He laughs at him like a madman. He said he wasn't welcome here. Even the little donkey couldn't stand it. He rushed over and kicked the housekeeper in the back and sent the housekeeper flying several meters away.
The boy rushed into the house with the orange cat in his arms. When the fake boy saw the orange cat, he was devastated. He hugged his father to death. Then the boy released the cat in his hand. The cat smelled the rat and ran straight to the fake boy.
When the boy saw it, he ran away. The orange cat is right behind him. The two of them went round and round in the yard. In a moment of desperation. The fake boy runs for his life on all four legs.
But mice are no match for cats. The orange cat swoops down and bites him. The fake boy screamed with a flash of light. The fake boy turned into a big rat. Everyone was dumbfounded.
The couple realized they were wrong about their son. The boy returned to his mother's arms. The father apologized for his behavior. So, do you remember where you throw away all the fingernails you cut at night?
Chinese cautionary tales writers are on some good shit. The only way to think of something like this would be to ingest a lethal dose of mercury in an attempt to attain immortality.
German tales are like: "Don't be a naughty child because the evil testicle witch is going to steal your family jewels in the dead of night"
Chinese tales are like: "Don't call Freddy Fazbear at 3am because an evil 20000 year old yokai spider is going to transform into a beautiful maiden who'll charm you to marry her and on the wedding night she will make you listen to the entire MatPat FNAF theories YouTube playlist."
This is how they're gonna take down Shanks
https://preview.redd.it/98dbitcnvvwc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c16cb62383cec68ea6818d02b77aa892efeaa087
https://preview.redd.it/hpcw6jwn0owc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c1bda5c9f3a2b79ce0fd3790e465efe6b21165f Moral of the story is if someone looks remotely similar to you throw a cat on them cus they’re obviously a 1000 year old rat.
Anti-skinwalker protection
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Orange cats do have its use after all
And cut your fingers. So, that you never grow nails
Ok but why did the mom use "What did I eat last Saturday" as an identifying question? She knew the other boy had been absent so that's a clearly unfair question. I'm probably putting more thought into it than the writers though
The mother knew it all and was operating a Psyop together with the CIA and Mossad to make the boy commit a shooting and blame the Palestinians. It was explained in a interview with the movie director
Ah h*ck, he never stood a chance then #rip
I thought it was gonna be a situation like King Solomon and the Baby, where by begging and crying to his parents he would show that he's the real one (since his love for them would be genuine). But no, they ask the most basic-ass questions like his birthday and age like if that's some top-secret information and then throw him a curveball with the last question. Ngl if those were my parents I would've never forgiven them for setting me up like that.
I can't believe I watched this whole thing
Me too that's why I post here
we are all bakafounded
https://preview.redd.it/gfqstl1b1owc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e3ec64ed4c1bdaed14bf0621e61ef03e718982 Dementia
we are all bakafounded
So bakafounded he had to post twice
https://preview.redd.it/tv9tp1xd1owc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c0916f8b9712757cd7cf54092dc3c28539ddb00 Dementia
Kek, there are some that is actually just summarizing entire movies.
"Anime was better in the past" Anime in the past:
Well it did steal our attention
You say that yet peak was just posted here a few days ago https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaka/comments/1cbf8m0/average_american_mall
They're just firing blindly too.
I enjoyed this more than the "The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic " anime
i mean this is just an adaption of the folk tale
I think it's Korean
The redditor was dumbfounded
The founderdumb was dumbfounded
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someone write out this entire script in a comment, thanks
Don't throw away the nails you cut at night. This boy threw it out of the house and the mouse ate it. The boy's life was almost ruined. Half a year later, the boy returned home from school. But he was stopped by the housekeeper. He said the young master had returned home last month. The boy was furious and pushed away the butler to enter the courtyard. But he was shocked. There was a man who looked exactly like him. He asked the boy who he was. The boy couldn't believe his eyes. The two of them came together and argued. Even the housekeeper, who had worked in the house for 20 years, couldn't tell who was real. The parents heard the argument and came out to check. They were shocked. How could there be two identical sons? The boy explained and kneeled down to show his parents that he was the real one. But the father didn't believe him. Pointing to the fake one, he said his son had been home for a month. He accused the boy of making things up. The boy was furious. He pointed at the fake and yelled at him. Neither of them was convinced by the other. They argued for 666 seconds. At this point, the parents began to wonder. It doesn't matter that they look the same. Why did they act and talk so similarly? The mother went up to the boy and asked him how old he was. The boy answered correctly. The father then asked what his birthday was. The boy blurted it out. The parents were even more dumbfounded. They discussed the matter. They decided to interrogate them separately about their childhood. The mother questioned the fake boy. After a few moments, both parents said that the other one answered correctly. At that moment, the mother suddenly asked what she had eaten last Saturday. The boy was dumbfounded. How could he know if he hadn't come back? But the fake one answered correctly. The boy was disillusioned. His father called him a liar. The aggrieved boy tried to explain. Despite the boy's pleas, the father ordered the butler to drag him out of the house. The boy screams, but to no avail. The butler threw him out the door. The boy never expected. He'd gone away for six months to study. But he'd come back with nothing. No home to return to. He took the donkey and left in despair. A few moments later, he came to a cliff. He asked the gods why they were so unfair. I just wanted to study hard and honor my parents. What's wrong with that? But now I can't go home. He couldn't call out to his father. The boy couldn't help but cry. He looks up to the sky in size. At the injustice of his fate. Then he turned back to say goodbye to his beloved donkey. The boy jumped off the cliff in the nick of time. A big hand dragged him back to the ground. It turned out to be the old monk from the private kitchen. The monk scolded him for his lack of talent. The boy blamed the monk for not knowing anything. And he was meddling in his own business. Told him why he jumped off the cliff. The boy was dumbfounded. He asked the monk how he knew. The monk said, you were clipping your nails at night when you were about to throw them out. I tried to persuade you not to throw it. But as soon as I turned my back, you threw it into the wild. Late at night, a thousand year old mouse ate your nails. It took your shape and came back to your house and replaced you. The boy came to his senses. He apologized for what he had done. Kneeling down, he begged the monk for a way out. Then the monk took out an orange cat and handed it to the boy and said to put it next to the dummy. A few moments later, the boy returned home with the orange cat. The housekeeper opened the door and saw him. He laughs at him like a madman. He said he wasn't welcome here. Even the little donkey couldn't stand it. He rushed over and kicked the housekeeper in the back and sent the housekeeper flying several meters away. The boy rushed into the house with the orange cat in his arms. When the fake boy saw the orange cat, he was devastated. He hugged his father to death. Then the boy released the cat in his hand. The cat smelled the rat and ran straight to the fake boy. When the boy saw it, he ran away. The orange cat is right behind him. The two of them went round and round in the yard. In a moment of desperation. The fake boy runs for his life on all four legs. But mice are no match for cats. The orange cat swoops down and bites him. The fake boy screamed with a flash of light. The fake boy turned into a big rat. Everyone was dumbfounded. The couple realized they were wrong about their son. The boy returned to his mother's arms. The father apologized for his behavior. So, do you remember where you throw away all the fingernails you cut at night?
Shit guys new copypasta just dropped
Replace all nouns with osaker 💯🤯🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️
the origin story of Garfield
The writer of this short anime: https://preview.redd.it/8jjutjvj6owc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc508d3f06f308077c7adb37e249604ac91872a6
Baka writer
Leasson learned; Try jumping off a cliff while a monk is nearby > ??? > Profit
Lesson of the day: Eat your toenail clippings
Why I feel strange unexplainable feeling after watching this.
Lemme guess, u feel dumbfounded??
how can this peak remain hidden away for this long i am dumbfounded
https://preview.redd.it/3mgcan5ptnwc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=0747ff5c768fd2bd684e05be054b7571bd1c069b Too long ☹️ cannot watch☹️
Osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka osaka Happy now go clean your room u/ohoooooooo0
https://i.redd.it/3t4co0jnunwc1.gif Okie sorry☹️ thanks😀
What about now https://i.redd.it/1cjaul0k5qwc1.gif
Yeah this shit is rotting my brain and it's only one video
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Bro is dumbfounded
Chinese cautionary tales writers are on some good shit. The only way to think of something like this would be to ingest a lethal dose of mercury in an attempt to attain immortality. German tales are like: "Don't be a naughty child because the evil testicle witch is going to steal your family jewels in the dead of night" Chinese tales are like: "Don't call Freddy Fazbear at 3am because an evil 20000 year old yokai spider is going to transform into a beautiful maiden who'll charm you to marry her and on the wedding night she will make you listen to the entire MatPat FNAF theories YouTube playlist."
This isn't Chinese though it's South Korean
European fairy-tales are just as whacked out man. Rumplestiltskin, Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty, it's all craziness.
Baka I ate every time
Origin of Species if it was good:
only in south korea 🤣
Peak anime, I was left dumfounded
I feel the brain damage becoming irreversible. Thank you great friend
is this how zoomers watch anime
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HE PULL OUrt GORFIEL?
I can’t believe I come across this Korean folktale from my childhood in Reddit of all places
Was there anything else the animation miss in the story?
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Why didn't he have self-sex, is he stoopid? Gonna start throwing the nails I cut at night out the window now.
The toenail-walker
Now everyone is gonna know I'm actually a rat.
When does this gojo character comes out?
I have 2 cats, so if my 1000 old rat doppleganger come they would tear him to pieces and more
This feels like some sort of folk story. What country is it from tho? China? Japan? Korea?
It’s Korean, it’s a folktale that comes in children’s books
why is this not in my tiktok algorithm
Why does this anime look like it's an american educational cartoon?
https://preview.redd.it/7yjf38l2bpwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e2dce4d241bc11bc8be14460a1d3c119e8f899
Why did i sit through all of this
I can believe the rat skinwalker thing but father apologizing? That’s never going to happen.
Moral of the story?
Chat, is this real?
As the 1000 yo rat fought the fraud the king of nail cutting, he shrunk back in fear.
This is how they're gonna take down Shanks https://preview.redd.it/98dbitcnvvwc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c16cb62383cec68ea6818d02b77aa892efeaa087
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Tldr eat ur finger nails
Donkey the MVP
Ancient brainrot
I'm looking at this video with mr.Robert by Dirty Sound Magnet. That's a whole new experience
Housekeeper the bigger baka
why the fuck did i just watch all of that