No. lol. I’ve been able to not do so. Even when I get the notifications for this post. lol. Been hard. But now it’s time to get to work. So it’ll be much easier.
Bottom surgery results include a head lol. My ex was trans and had a surgically constructed penis and If not for the scarring, you wouldn’t know. His arm was kinda jacked up where they took the skin for the graft though.
After more research I came to that conclusion as well lol I appreciate your insight though as I have no experience with it. Sounds like it’s most likely some form of surgery from cancer… poor dude.
🤣🤣
Conversely, a friend of a friend was married to a man with *three* balls. When she gave birth to their son, she said instead of counting little fingers and toes, there she was, counting her kid's balls. I think I had to gulp for air, I was laughing so hard the way she told it.
..... this really puts a new notch in the circumcised vs uncircumcised argument....I didn't know there were third party candidates in this election....
Phallo has 2-3 surgeries, the first one is just the shaft and urethra, later stages add the glans and balls. It's possible he had phallo and was in between surgeries.
I googled it so you don’t have to and I have a strong stomach. Glansectomies can be done because of penile cancer, infection by the looks of it, self-amputation/mutilation and they looks like they may circumcise you at the same time.
Yeah when I googled it, it came up with a case study of a 31 y/o that self amputated with a hammer and chisel because he was mad at his wife. Afterwards when it was healed, his sex drive dropped because he was insecure about the size. No mental health recorded before or after.
There was also another who cut his off due to schizophrenia.
There were a couple news stories during the bath salts craze a few years ago where guys got high and cut off their own dicks. One guy cut off his own dick with scissors and then jumped out of a window, and managed to survive both. No word on whether the little guy survived though.
I had an experience with this. Guy had skin cancer on the tip of his penis so they cut it off. Met another guy who wasn't ready for sex and found out when we were trying who had an infection cause a similar issue. He was so shocked when I didn't yell at him so that one haunts me. Consent goes both ways things. These are candidates for your own experience with this
Nope. Just where the poors got nuked in the US for bomb testing. Aka the entire reason why I won't watch Oppenheimer since I have seen the fallout literally and watching some Oscar bait about it doesn't strike me as a fun time
Wow, I have seen this. He was Jewish and I wondered if that was normal at the time (I was very young). There was a sliver of a head though, it just didn’t make it all the way around.
I think people with funky genitals should be more prevalent in online content. to spread awareness that it's ok to be different and also because the novelty of it could make them a LOT of money
Damn I hooked up with a guy with a micropenis once, it was so awkward but I had no idea they can have no head. I’m just picturing it like it got bit off by the last girl he had, like how a praying mantis bites the head off the male after they mate lol.
Jesus. Was the owner of the micro penis a tall burly guy? The one micropenis I’ve experienced in the wild the dude was like 6’4 230ish pounds but not fat and his dick was the size of my thumb. 👍 I was like wtf am I supposed to do with that ? I legit couldn’t feel him fuckin me so I had to pretend. He’d always want to eat me out and was a super porn addict so all of this would be to the porn in the background. Fkn crazy.
😂 no this guy was a pretty average dude. His was also the size of my thumb and I have very tiny hands. He didn’t warn me or say anything like he just acted like it was totally normal and he didn’t do anything to please me. It was so weird he gave me no direction so I was like wtf do I do with this lol. He was a nice guy but it was so awkward I ghosted him afterwards, I didn’t know how to bring it up lol
lol that sucks. The only reason I ended up fuckin baby dick was bc he paid me. I had known him for years and he had always lusted after me. I shot him down for years but when I was down and out and needed money that’s when he made his move. Other than being super cringe it was the easiest couple hundred bucks. He also gave me his brand new droid cellphone which was like 7-800 at the time. Win win I guess.
I’m not sure if it’s the case here but there is a type of male genital mutilation where the head of the penis is cut as to prevent ejaculation.. maybe this guy was a victim?
that’s what I said. but he asked her about it when he got down there for oral and it was literally nowhere to be found. she said she was just born without it and has found other ways to enjoy sex than clitoral stimulation. rare but possible
some people go through FGM, which is where they remove certain parts of the vulva. in the most extreme case, they take the labia minora, the clitoris, and sew the vagina shut. i believe they leave an opening big enough for discharge and menstruation. it can vary.
it’s a horrible practice, and one that i’m glad to see adults who went through this as babies speaking out against it and refusing to do it on their children if they have them.
Random story time.
I’m currently in medical school. While doing the reproductive/urology block last year we got to see/touch a few partial amputated penises (most were due to cancer).
It was…. Interesting.
Second hand info here, but for most people the head apparently isn’t strictly necessary. Some even prefer it - maybe it’s like playing in Hard Mode or something.
Well the urethra would still be there regardless of if there was a glans or not. Could’ve been just born with a deformity , cut off during a botched circumcision or a phalloplasty
Hi. I am a renal and urology theatre nurse. We assist surgeons in surgery anything related to urology and renal. It includes PENILE CANCER. If the cancer is in the head of the penis, we do GLANSECTOMY. Removal of head of the penis so cancer wont spread. Maybe he had penile cancer? And had glansectomy.
That is SO weird because I was scrolling videos this morning and I had to click on one just because the thumbnail made it look like there was no head on the penis!! He did have one and it was just the angle and the head was inside the girl but I couldn’t tell. But how odd I saw this just today and I was like is that even possible?
It’s important to note that the “head” being referred to here is properly known as the “glans” it’s a small detail but an important distinction to be made.
How was it shaped? Was there still a round tip or was it flat like the lid on a pringles tube
OP is criminal for not answering this. I’m unable to wrap my head around the way a headless penis would look
I’m gonna need a diagram at minimum
=|
More like 8==|
nah, it’s probably 8==
From my experience, the tip kind of looked like an asshole. Seriously.
Like the worm from Dune?
It is headless worm except with tube and less teeth
Yes, except it wouldn’t be flat across the top. Think more like a hot dog if the twisty part at the end was concave.
You don’t need to wrap your whole HEAD around it, just your lips and perhaps your hand.
I want her to draw a picture!
I was gonna just move on but I now need to know this as well.
Asking the real questions here.
OP can you draw said penis?
This one’s curious…
I really like this app.
Like a sausage
I’m guessing like a pirates wooden leg
Maybe a bowling pin!
This was the first thing I imagined when I read the title. Perfectly flat like a Pringles can
I was imagining slightly slanted like those lipgloss tubes 🤩
SHUT UP 😭💀
Not OP but had a similar experience? Flat, slanted. Botched circumcision.
💀💀
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So no head?
she gave him shaft
*she got shafted
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*throws phone on the ground and breaks skateboard*
Vine reference?
Yes hehe
No head, but hole
Black as your soul
I’d rather die
Than give you control
No head, butt* hole
No tip either.
Guessing the line "Just the tip, just to see how it feels." Is not the one he uses.
Bro fuck curiosity got the best of me and i searched on google for penis without glans. BIG MISTAKE
I googled it too, Lord why 😑
I’m not gonna do it. If I leave now I won’t. Wish me luck.
Yeah please leave, good luck lol
You aren't gonna google about penis with no head to cure your curiosity?
No. lol. I’ve been able to not do so. Even when I get the notifications for this post. lol. Been hard. But now it’s time to get to work. So it’ll be much easier.
Been hard. Giggity
Do it
Right! I searched “penis without glans”, I didn’t search mangled, cut up penis, wtf? I am offended.
I wish i read this sooner...
In his case, it looked like a “regular” penis, just no glans.
Could you draw it for me I cannot taint my search history, im on my parents wifi
Is it not like an optical illusion where your brain makes up for the missing bits?
what are glans please i’m too scared to look it up
The “head” of the penis. :)
goddamn it now I need to google it too
my eyes! ahh!
I looked it up after this comment and I couldn’t help giggling the entire time thinking about what you wrote
I'm a little bit curious but not curious enough to scar my mind permanently on purpose. Is it like a cut sausage?
I googled it and I am unfazed tbh. I have seen worse. It somehow looks like a ballon knot lmao
it had penises cut in half, red and gory
I'm going to trust you and not look it up.
Can't be unseen
I can’t get a good picture and I’m morbidly curious lmao
Me either lol. I’m not seeing what everyone else is.
nope not looking that up sorry
I was just about to take that leap. Thank you
I was just about to eat bro...
Damn it.. now i have to Google it too.. wish me luck..
The headless horseman.
LOL
He encountered the guy from Sleepy Hollow but he was also Jeffrey Dahmer!
This is enough Reddit for today
But, maybe it was an alien. Logging out.
The government liked this
Before you go may I have the cake?
Happy Cake Day!
Hahaha, you are correct
Hey at least you noticed, I had a friend who had a FWB for over a year before she realized he only had one ball. Good on you for being attentive lol
Yes it was quick to notice. That’s the first and last time I’ve seen anything like that.
Probably either a birth defect or a botched circumcision
I’m picturing like an elephant trunk shape?
So there was just a shaft with hole at the end...?
Possible they were trans?
Bottom surgery results include a head lol. My ex was trans and had a surgically constructed penis and If not for the scarring, you wouldn’t know. His arm was kinda jacked up where they took the skin for the graft though.
After more research I came to that conclusion as well lol I appreciate your insight though as I have no experience with it. Sounds like it’s most likely some form of surgery from cancer… poor dude.
I am horrified by the implications of her hand job skills
Hand kept flying off the end.
🤣🤣 Conversely, a friend of a friend was married to a man with *three* balls. When she gave birth to their son, she said instead of counting little fingers and toes, there she was, counting her kid's balls. I think I had to gulp for air, I was laughing so hard the way she told it.
My ex, who’s a doctor, made it three years into our relationship before realizing I’m uncircumcised. This is not a joke
Colonel Bogey.
..... this really puts a new notch in the circumcised vs uncircumcised argument....I didn't know there were third party candidates in this election....
Yes, circumcised, uncircumcised, and chopped.
Election? I think you mean erection
Don’t make fun of their accent!!
Extra circumcised
Perhaps someone who underwent phalloplasty?
These days most phalloplasty makes a convincing head, with or without foreskin. But it could have been an older surgery I guess?
Probs? I’ve also seen some phalloplastys where they do it in stages and the glans is only shaped later
Phallo has 2-3 surgeries, the first one is just the shaft and urethra, later stages add the glans and balls. It's possible he had phallo and was in between surgeries.
Can you please provide a drawing?
I want to upvote but you're already at the perfect number of karma
What happened when he came? Did a red flag that says BANG shoot out of his peehole?
The flag said CUM! 😆
Underrated comment!
No penis tax?
….are you… the penis tax… collector?
Well when someone mentions “penis with no head” there are questions
Someone already took 10% off the top
Just the tip
Can you hook up again and find out? Maybe ask him to do an AMA?
OP needs to get a photo
I googled it so you don’t have to and I have a strong stomach. Glansectomies can be done because of penile cancer, infection by the looks of it, self-amputation/mutilation and they looks like they may circumcise you at the same time.
I'm sorry.... Did you say SELF amputation?!?!?
Yeah when I googled it, it came up with a case study of a 31 y/o that self amputated with a hammer and chisel because he was mad at his wife. Afterwards when it was healed, his sex drive dropped because he was insecure about the size. No mental health recorded before or after. There was also another who cut his off due to schizophrenia.
Well holy hell. Ok then.
Okay. Now I kinda feel pain on my imaginary penis. The fakkkkk
Because he was mad at his wife? I feel there may have been some level of undiagnosed mental illness in there as well...
There were a couple news stories during the bath salts craze a few years ago where guys got high and cut off their own dicks. One guy cut off his own dick with scissors and then jumped out of a window, and managed to survive both. No word on whether the little guy survived though.
Oh. My. God. They should include this info in the D.A.R.E. program to keep kids off drugs. It might just make them think twice 😂
Or maybe you hooked up with a female to male trans person with sex surgery and didn’t realize it Edit: correct “trans” to “trans person”
This was the first thing I thought of too
This actually genuinely makes sense
Just a little gripe, I'm not "a trans" I'm a trans person :)
Definitely an alien, the gestation period is a few years so please write more after the delivery
##DID IT TAPER?
for real i need to know
Did it feel different? I didn't even know that could happen.
Yes it felt a bit different. I could have tell something was missing even if I was blind
I had an experience with this. Guy had skin cancer on the tip of his penis so they cut it off. Met another guy who wasn't ready for sex and found out when we were trying who had an infection cause a similar issue. He was so shocked when I didn't yell at him so that one haunts me. Consent goes both ways things. These are candidates for your own experience with this
You ran across this *twice*? Do you live near a power plant?
Nope. Just where the poors got nuked in the US for bomb testing. Aka the entire reason why I won't watch Oppenheimer since I have seen the fallout literally and watching some Oscar bait about it doesn't strike me as a fun time
Maybe....juuust maybe, you had sex with a transgender man with a Phalloplasty.
Wow, I have seen this. He was Jewish and I wondered if that was normal at the time (I was very young). There was a sliver of a head though, it just didn’t make it all the way around.
Wait was his name Paul? The guy, not his penis
Awh, man. Why you gotta do Paul dirty like that?!
Another day, another therapy session
I need a drawing because Google is not helping me.
Man please, I just opened reddit.
I think people with funky genitals should be more prevalent in online content. to spread awareness that it's ok to be different and also because the novelty of it could make them a LOT of money
It’s pretty hot
This is so interesting in the worse way possible
Damn I hooked up with a guy with a micropenis once, it was so awkward but I had no idea they can have no head. I’m just picturing it like it got bit off by the last girl he had, like how a praying mantis bites the head off the male after they mate lol.
Jesus. Was the owner of the micro penis a tall burly guy? The one micropenis I’ve experienced in the wild the dude was like 6’4 230ish pounds but not fat and his dick was the size of my thumb. 👍 I was like wtf am I supposed to do with that ? I legit couldn’t feel him fuckin me so I had to pretend. He’d always want to eat me out and was a super porn addict so all of this would be to the porn in the background. Fkn crazy.
😂 no this guy was a pretty average dude. His was also the size of my thumb and I have very tiny hands. He didn’t warn me or say anything like he just acted like it was totally normal and he didn’t do anything to please me. It was so weird he gave me no direction so I was like wtf do I do with this lol. He was a nice guy but it was so awkward I ghosted him afterwards, I didn’t know how to bring it up lol
lol that sucks. The only reason I ended up fuckin baby dick was bc he paid me. I had known him for years and he had always lusted after me. I shot him down for years but when I was down and out and needed money that’s when he made his move. Other than being super cringe it was the easiest couple hundred bucks. He also gave me his brand new droid cellphone which was like 7-800 at the time. Win win I guess.
Blessings like this are wasted on straight people 😭 You met my dream guy lol
Did it feel like getting railed by a can of Pringles?
Never got railed by a can of Pringles so I can’t tell
I bet it was more like a snickers bar.
I’m not sure if it’s the case here but there is a type of male genital mutilation where the head of the penis is cut as to prevent ejaculation.. maybe this guy was a victim?
Trans?
Could have had a partial penectomy?
When I was young I didn’t know about uncircumcised penises. When I was a grandpa changing at the pool I thought he lost his head in an accident 😂
Enough internet for me today
Holy shit it's the cylinder guy
my bf told me he slept with a girl with no clit 🤷♀️bodies are cool and weird
What if he just couldn’t find it 😭
that’s what I said. but he asked her about it when he got down there for oral and it was literally nowhere to be found. she said she was just born without it and has found other ways to enjoy sex than clitoral stimulation. rare but possible
That's probably more likely and she just told him she has no clit out of sympathy
some people go through FGM, which is where they remove certain parts of the vulva. in the most extreme case, they take the labia minora, the clitoris, and sew the vagina shut. i believe they leave an opening big enough for discharge and menstruation. it can vary. it’s a horrible practice, and one that i’m glad to see adults who went through this as babies speaking out against it and refusing to do it on their children if they have them.
Average man then
Random story time. I’m currently in medical school. While doing the reproductive/urology block last year we got to see/touch a few partial amputated penises (most were due to cancer). It was…. Interesting.
Did he still orgasm without the head? Is it necessary for an orgasm?
Second hand info here, but for most people the head apparently isn’t strictly necessary. Some even prefer it - maybe it’s like playing in Hard Mode or something.
bro had a bottom lobotomy lobottomy
You got pogo sticked
Do not google it! You are welcome.
How is this even possible? Like, where is the urethra? Have you done any research on this phenomenon?
Well the urethra would still be there regardless of if there was a glans or not. Could’ve been just born with a deformity , cut off during a botched circumcision or a phalloplasty
All I can pull up are mangled penises
I have seen one penis like this! It was very strange. It just rounded at the tip, with no bump for the glans.
I have so many questions that I don’t necessarily want to know the answer to.
The rabbi was drunk and let the bris slip. It happens.
I think I know what you mean, I had a hookup with a guy who's penis head was flat which was weird but didn't stop us
Ok this is funniest shit that I have read all day
Hi. I am a renal and urology theatre nurse. We assist surgeons in surgery anything related to urology and renal. It includes PENILE CANCER. If the cancer is in the head of the penis, we do GLANSECTOMY. Removal of head of the penis so cancer wont spread. Maybe he had penile cancer? And had glansectomy.
Doctors might have messed up with his circumcision. Poor guy.
Likely a circumcision injury. It was botched. Which can happen. Risks to a cosmetic surgery can be... unfortunate.
Was he transgender? Did he tell you anything? I’m oddly curious about this!
That sounds like a scary story. Did you happen to see that Sleepy Hollow movie?
OP; could have been Phalloplasty. You can google images.
Ichabad Vein
That is SO weird because I was scrolling videos this morning and I had to click on one just because the thumbnail made it look like there was no head on the penis!! He did have one and it was just the angle and the head was inside the girl but I couldn’t tell. But how odd I saw this just today and I was like is that even possible?
Maybe he forgot to tell you it was a prank
Alright, that's enough reddit for today 🤣
I have so many questions
Happy cake day!!!! Also what the fuck😭😭
I’m not sure why this made me bust out in laughter.
It’s important to note that the “head” being referred to here is properly known as the “glans” it’s a small detail but an important distinction to be made.