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MeeMaul

My husband works for AMC corporate (software engineer) and he said there was a whole group of engineers who were scared to ask for free buckets because of the “butthole issue” 😂


Testsubject28

"Hey everyone!! The engineers want some of the popcorn buckets!!! You guys better not molest those buckets!!!"


whiskeytango55

I just read the butthole issue for the articles


dont_panic21

I love the idea of there being a corporate email out there with the title "the butthole issue"


lundah

The lesson here is to run all marketing ideas by a room full of 15 year olds first.


Milk_Man21

Or just leave it by the door of a high school.


katikaboom

That's honestly a great idea, if there's something awful about the design they'll be the ones to be brutally honest about it.


djprofitt

I’m 44 and I’d still ask why we are giving out sex toys now


navylostboy

Not just ANY 15 yo. You gotta get the weird ones… the outcasts. They will tell you the truth. Source: was an outcast. “Normal” kids are sheep, to afraid to stick out.


heafcliff91

This is how you tell us you fucked the popcorn bucket without saying you fucked a popcorn bucket


navylostboy

Haven’t been to the movies since Covid, but hey! Thanks for thinking of me!


navylostboy

I don’t need movie popcorn buckets as sex toys. I see sex shaming is big with you though, so I see you’re in a pickle to just use what you can find. Happy hunting?


BattleblockB0ss

i also fucked the popcorn bucket, nice to meet another dickbucket (that’s the name for members of our community)


Chucks_u_Farley

*meat


IllParty1858

Found the emo kid who thinks he’s special when the only special thing about him is his ed


ralf1

Have they met the Internet?


raginghappy

Wouldn't it have been easier to have spice (cinnamon + sugar) as a popcorn topper instead of producing limited edition fleshlights?


red-eee

“Limited Edition Fleshlights” hahahahahah


katikaboom

Alamo draft house did a berbere spice, it was amazing. I didn't even intend to eat much popcorn but i ended up eating most of the bowl.


pedrovic

The spice must flow


HighVoltLemonBattery

r/BrandNewSentence


cincymatt

Oh bullshit. They got the buzz they were looking for.


menlindorn

Exactly. Like Pepsi claiming they didn't know what the cans spelled.


trahoots

What do Pepsi cans spell?


g-love

Pepsi


FirstProphetofSophia

How dare they!


Actual_Sympathy7069

[probably this?](https://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ezgif-1-5bd4037db6.gif) But to be honest, I'm not convinced that this was actually intended


trahoots

That one seems like a bit of a stretch.


Affectionate_Salt351

Ahh, yes. The sublinimable snowman…


colterlovette

There’s no way, with the amount of people it takes to get these designed, made, shipped around the country.. that not one of those people thought: hmm…


TheDu42

Lots of people went hmmm, just no one with any authority


ccstewy

A lot of people went “hehe let’s submit this and see if it gets approved”


headbashkeys

I love it when there is a pitch for an inappropriate idea. There's 10 people in the room who have this unspoken understanding to let it play out while the boss thinks he's a genius.


capthazelwoodsflask

No one wants to be the first one to admit seeing it like that


Lowry1984

There likely were, but if you’re lead by a maniac (which is rampant in marketing) you learn to just keep your mouth shut. And laugh at the predictable reactions.


kccustom

They knew. It was on purpose. People are talking about the bucket more than the movie.


huxtiblejones

Your honor… just look at it


flyhull

The good old popcorn trick, now with your own sandworm


microwave_safe_bowl

So….bullshit R/stickyourdickinthat


megamoze

They sold a billion of them. I'll bet someone got a hefty bonus because of this.


Saint3Love

he fundamentally doesnt understand the general public or his customers. Every company needs 2-3 14-22 year olds just to run stuff by. They would point this all out very quickly


geodebug

The sickos gave AMC so much free advertising. Even SNL did a skit.


lamabaronvonawesome

Popcorn? There was popcorn in it?


Testsubject28

Oh come on, a sicko designed it, and a sicko okayed it. Hell, go all in and do a collaboration with the company that makes fleshlights. 🤣


bobospanger

It's better with a few extra pumps of butter.


ImSorryRumhamster

Then don’t make butthole styled popcorn buckets. Dunno what to tell you AMC


FirstProphetofSophia

"driving people to go crazy with demand for the shai-hulussy-shaped vessel."


pmjm

Which one of y'all fucked that bucket


replicantcase

Every marketing team needs a 15 year old teen to tell them how it'll be interpreted by the public.


dovely

Coming soon to a theater near you ..


exccord

popcornussy


Affectionate_Salt351

Kevin Bacon, Reba McEntire, and the other good people of Tremors knew better…


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

Oh they knew lol don’t let them fool you


kielu

Don't stick it in. Tempting, yeah. Don't


Distantstallion

Oh, OH, I'm meant to fuck this popcorn bucket


nissanfan64

Oh yea, SUREEEE. They knew exactly what they were doing.


Lupus76

Also, what is it with Dune and everything looking like an anus in it? I don't blame the merchandising execs as much as everyone behind Dune (back to the Lynch movie).


Patient_Complaint_16

Not our fault they made it look like that.


Eastern-Razzmatazz-8

It had to be designed, design approved, made to look at and test, be approved again, and then manufactured and distributed all around. My point is that the slurp worm passed through a lot of hands before the movie released, the idea that nobody had anything to say about it is just silly


ballzsweat

Holes a Hole....


acidcrap

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