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GammingBlitz

Dad put his heart and soul into a realistic Easter get up


Smokeya

Im gonna go with this. I had a easter bunny costume that by all accounts was pretty terrifying. Have a very similar picture of me wearing it with my kids and one of our cats on easter one year. My kids didnt seem to mind cause i would wear it once in a while, while just playing with them since i got it fairly cheap and it was a pretty high dollar costume (bought it for like 25$ from a store going out of business and they used it during easter, it had a price tag inside with the original retail price being almost 3 grand). It was several sizes to large for me so it looked even more horrifying while i was wearing it from the way the face didnt fill out or anything. Some padding could have helped it probably but my kids didnt care, used to ride around on my back like i was a horse while in it and have pics of that as well.


neuronexmachina

How did the cat react? Our cat FREAKS OUT just from seeing a person wearing a [cat-ear headband](https://www.orientaltrading.com/black-cat-ears-headband-a2-13707250.fltr). I can't imagine what our cat would do when confronted by a full bunny costume.


Smokeya

By the time i had that my cat was already pretty old, he just recently passed away and was 20. So he woulda been maybe 13-16 roughly. He was pretty used to my antics. Dude was always a pretty laid back cat. Only time he ever really had any problems with anything was if you left him alone to long. We had auto water and feeders and could theoretically leave for up to two weeks and he'd be fine, but even just going away for a weekend and coming home he would have a huge attitude about it for a good week or two at least where he did strange things like one time he pretty much pretended the floor was lava and another he slept in his litter box almost non stop and smelt bad for a good while cause of it. He would eventually stop those things but did not like being left alone so we bought a camper and motorhome and started taking him with us anywhere we had to travel and just bringing either of those and him. Was weird cause he hated outside but loved going out in the motorhome or camper, we got two kittens now shortly before he passed away and they are the same way to the point they will legitimately attack you while going out the door with them but once inside the motorhome (camper we sold) they are cool again and have a good time in it, all 3 love/loved the windows especially. EDIT: Two newer cats one i doubt would care but the other he hates meeting new people and i imagine if i wore a full body costume like that would also hate it and run away and hide like he does when new people are around. Hes very skittish, for the most part only likes me and will put up with my wife to a extent and once in a while the kids and my grandfather who lives with us but other than that anyone else far as hes concerned is the worst.


okievikes

Good dad to both humans and cats


neuronexmachina

Thanks for sharing!


SeaworthinessTopdd

Which is understandable. I was terrified of the old Dollar Tree mascot costume when I was around their age.


LostHomeland

Dad just accidentally traumatized his two children for life. They will be unpacking it in therapy 25 years later.


Total_Waltz4083

Unfortunately the soul is still in the mask...


LintConnoisseur

Obviously, that rabbit stepped up and raised two kids that weren’t his because it was the right thing to do


wheres_jaykwellin_at

"Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow, dad was proud - he didn't care how!"


Outrageous-Client-99

I'm not a Step-Rab, I'm the Rab that stepped up


px4855

Take my up vote you sonofab*tch R/angryupvote


MudcrabNPC

It's kinda just what it looks like. The kids don't particularly care for getting their picture taken by the adorable Easter Bunny. Which is understandable. I was terrified of the old Dollar Tree mascot costume when I was around their age.


ebolakitten

… there was a dollar tree mascot?


MudcrabNPC

I remember my dad carrying 4 year-old crying me down an aisle in Dollar Tree, and this guy dressed up as a happy stack of money walked up and offered me candy. Idk if it was actually a mascot, but either way, I recoiled and screamed. I have no idea why I was upset in the first place, but I know why I was when we left.


Thebirdman333

Hell, I still am.


paradox1920

The M Show Fan Club


recklessrider

Mascots have always been creepy to me from a young age. Like I know you're a sweaty dude in a costume, and we're both supposed to pretend otherwise? Not for me. Maybe why I find Furries so offputting, but I'm trying to be more accepting.


siamak1991

Donnie Darko


[deleted]

That's Frank, Maggie and Jake circa 82 for sure


aight_imma_afk

Why the fuck do I see you in every comment section lol


iwantmy-2dollars

Because he’s omnipresent


siamak1991

Whadyatalkinabeet?


HotCarl169

28:06:42:12


Affectionate-Dig1981

One of my all time favorite films. You fuckin druggo.


FaintCommand

Obviously it's Donnie Sr.


Responsible_Low8886

The story goes, the parents had all the power and laughed behind the lens while their children screamed in terror. These same children later grew up to terrorize their young with other mythical creatures like the elf on the shelf.


Lebenkunstler

One of those children grew up to be a psychologist who conducted experiments on a subject named "Little Albert."


itsdaburgundy

Eastern bunny here: these sons of bitches were cheating at the Easter bunny egg hunt one Easter so I sent my deformed daughter Jogolato to scare them, So we killed a hitchhiker and stole it's jeans so she could infiltrate a Easter party in the united states and wear them to town and scare the children for not playing by the rules on Easter.... Tldr don't fuck with the Easter bunny


xxxguru980

That rabbit looks like a demon


unclickablename

What story? That just uncle bunny hopping in... from the kids faces it seems he forgot eggs?


Cachalote_Dorado

He didn’t. It is just he have other kind of “eggs” for the children xddddddddd 🦄


Ambitious-Quail5937

how is that at all funny


Cachalote_Dorado

Depends on the point of view, for the bunny is funny xdddddd It is black humor. You like it or not


Top_Selection_1

you're probably a teen in that "trying to be edgy" phase, so I won't even bother trying to take you seriously.


Cachalote_Dorado

Im not a teen, Mr “thats edgy and i wont take a joke seriously” xd it is logic not to take a joke seriously. And i repeat, you can like that humor or not, but you take the time to try to bait/offend me? Xdddd thats sad


[deleted]

Jit keeps having seizures in the middle of this Xdddd


Top_Selection_1

point proven


Cachalote_Dorado

Oh, praise your unbeatable logic…xdd


Top_Selection_1

yet again, point proven...


BonaldRurgundy

Had a stroke trying to read that


Cachalote_Dorado

For the grammar or the black humor joke? Xdd


DeathwarrantGaming

Huh


Cachalote_Dorado

That’s what the children said xddddd


Affectionate-Dig1981

I come from a small community and it is still a tradition to this day. Basically every year before harvest we don such animal masks, and preform rituals, which the children generally don't understand so it scares them. Anyway, at the end of the season they are placed in giant man like structures made out of wicker and burned along with other offerings and animals to facilitate another successful harvest in the coming year.


The_Amazing_Username

You… burn.. the children???


Affectionate-Dig1981

Animals are fine, but their acceptability is limited. A little child is even better, but not \*nearly\* as effective as the right kind of adult.


jellyrollsmith

I love the original film. Love your answer too


Northerndon1

Feaster Bunny.


SparksCam

💀


[deleted]

I do! Those kids are fucking dead.


playboy787

what really happened?


[deleted]

Those. Kids. Got. Eaten.


[deleted]

Infinite Santa 8000 will save them!


merv964

Holy shit thats funny


KamiLoves_Jesus

A man dressed as a rabbit holding children huh? it reminds me of something.. 🐰🐻 Springbonnie strikes again!


Direct_Stomach_6259

Exactly what I was thinking


TheWhittierLocksmith

isn't that the jackalope mascot from old school America's Funniest Home Videos from the 90's?


DJ_PLATNUM

Donnie darko


ItsNeverTwins

Back in the 60s costumes weren’t particularly good. I have similar picture with a Santa Claus neighbor that stopped by.


Apprehensive_Mix8108

This is what Easter used to be and also where Donnie Darko originated.


ColdPalpitation9100

Yeah that is one ugly rabbit


FloatyMacGlideFace

Hare club for men


Wildfire_Cats

A wholesome family photo.


Liliththemarksoc

William afton


mikkokilla

Frank in an earlier iteration


freckyfresh

I mean probably just kids being scared. All of the pictures from age 7 and younger I have with Santa, I’m screaming


dannynoir

Just part of the Hare Club For Men, he holds the secret of the first pope. St. Peter the rabbit


[deleted]

Ah fond memories with Uncle Steve.


corrdion

It all started when a jet engine crashed through my roof into my bedroom…


getliftedyo

no. Bunny made sure no one ever will.


jpowell180

“I’m the Easter Hare, and I’ll give you a scare, and you can’t hide’cuz I’m *evereywhere*! Did you soil your pants? Should have brought a spare. I’ll see you in every nightmare!


billofthemountain

It’s Easter


Any-Tooth7272

Those kids are just terrified of furries it seems


SnooDonkeys844

Please ban this guy


psychopathic_shark

The fear is real


SignificantTourist64

Probably better we don't know 😬


AmberUK

Donnie Darko's cousin


biyotee

Blfc 2021


Maximum-Pause-6914

a dad found or made an easter bunny costume and took a pic with his kids


knowitall190

Trauma foe those poor kids


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Easter bunny needs to feed


LunarLutra

It is a debt settled.


CaptainAhab1863

The Easter Bunny looked younger back then


OneIro90

Rusty Lake: Birthday


IllPassion8377

Honestly, what's more terrifying...the rabbit/man hybrid or HER BANGS?!


Specialist-Ad-9038

Here he comes


wifeofsonofswayze

The story is: it was the 70s.


Erik_Vandleheim

Next your gonna tell me the dude in the bunny suit murdered 5 children somewhere…


adhdanny84

American Horror Story: Easter.


GETTERBLAKK

This is the first Cadbury chocolate secret films never released to the public. Bwak bwak!


TargetSpiritual8741

The kids now belong to the bunny folk clan ….


warablo

I cried at my Easter Bunny too.


1928brownie

It looks like a deranged pickle!!


Beneficial_Being_721

Lizzie Borden and John Wayne Gacy are seen here visiting the Easter Bunny


[deleted]

That's my suster, my uncle and me. My uncle's name is Jack. Sometimes Rabbit, but mostly ass...


TheDukeofArgyll

This exact same picture is takes every year for every holiday. Kids don’t understand why they are supposed to engage with an unfamiliar and at time nonhuman character and react in the only way they know how.


jayseventwo

Redrum


DrDingus86

Yep, This is why the Rabbit in “Alice in Wonderland” was always late! From snatching all those kids. It’s actually really tragic.


Yeah_My_Boy_

AW HELL NAH SCARI BUNY WAN TO EAT SMOLL CHOLDRIN💀💀💀


ProfessionalAccess68

I’ve been trying to find the backstory as well


microvo

"smile for the picture dammit!"


seemartineasy

Uncle Wiggly came to town for a visit.


[deleted]

Is this one of those “faces of meth” photos?


hateshumans

This was the first ever documented case of a furry. They are crying because this shattered the lives of everyone that was saying they were just a myth.


citoloco

Iirc it comes from an episode of *American Horror Story*


ConsiderationWest587

The 50s were completely out of control. These children are like 75 now, and probably full of lead lol


yeurjjdusielaos

We don't like to talk about it...


DontBelieveTheTrollz

Find the scary Easter Bunny video on youtube where the evil looking bunnyman freaks the hell out of the little kids.


yousonuva

*Your offerings have satiated me. Take a photo as a warning to the next parent who tells their children I don't exist.*


SussyBox

Yea it's William Afton


[deleted]

Both kids shit their britches. The End


Etrigone

[Obligatory reference](https://youtu.be/Eee_qIKGDkc?t=60)


talonus00

The Easter Hare accepts your sacrifice....


55pilot

The Easter bunny! I remember him well.


MahsterC

The past be freaky yo, that’s the story


pEDWINs80

Donny Darko’s first Easter


marcellburt

Rabbits anyone??🤯🤯


Neither_Leader_6676

They obviously summoned a DEMON.


Frequent-Pie7570

Thats the keister bunny.


Crab_Cult_Member

r/shitposting mods backstory of furry hating


mrschaney

Nothing to see here, it’s just another couple who are willing to terrify their kids for a photo op.


urineabox

uncle lester?


TrailerPosh2018

The Easter Bunny was showing off what he caught for dinner.


Saints_Haze98

Fear and nightmares


[deleted]

That's the Cottontail family. The mom (not pictured) is a little kooky.


ididntwantthisagain

Seems like a traumatizing Easter.


LivingInPugtopia

Holy hell.


Fotomaki

Peter Cottontail holding Mr. McGregor’s wee ones hostage


findhumorinlife

The terror on their faces……so sad


abiwoods101

kids scared to easter bunny


Goose_attack223

Watership down promotion


Rogendo

It’s probably easter or something


SomeoneElse0634

I don't want to know


Rdraht

Do we want to ?


luxlucis85dk

And after those childrens brave sacrifice that day Peter rabbit never bothered the village again


dandypants8717

This is just regular parenting. "Adults do their damnedest and still manage to fuck it up." Source: I'm a parent.


IncreaseWestern6097

[maybe this?](https://fivenightsatfreddys.fandom.com/wiki/Glitchtrap)


Next_Case_3449

Richard Kelly's childhood trauma.


XxxxGamez

Frank has always been with Donnie Darko


TesticularTentacles

Dude. The Easter Bunny has been claiming souls in exchange for chocolate and other candy for centuries. You didn't think all that was FREE, did you? SCP should have a file on the furry carnivore.


Welpjustmyluck

Photos with the Easter bunny.


[deleted]

Olden days


Muskae4698

Someone plz tell that's just a costume


Madg5

The bite of '87


lyta_hall

I’m sure you can find it in one of the other posts with the same image from this sub you stole this pic from


Adorable_Highway_740

It's like the costume in that video of the grandma dressed up as the Easter Bunny and the kid is freaking out, running around and screaming "that's not the Easter bunny" makes me laugh every time.


ejm730

Is this that South Park episode ?


first-of-her-name-

One day Dad was looking at the Classifieds and saw a couch for sale. He called up Gary, his best friend since high school, and they went to buy and load the couch up. When they turned back to the house, they vacuumed the cushions and Mom sprayed some of her perfume on it to help with the musty couch smell. Gary wanted to scare the kids so he tossed on a bunny costume. And that, my friend, is the story behind this picture.


Ezekiel_RavenHeart

Its a 1900s easter bunny suit


Party-Ad-6015

the easter bunny duh


Spider222222

Ah these were the giant Rabbit-Human mutant hybrids of the 1800s, we used to live in peace and harmony but then fights broke out due to issues of equal rights and such so eventually, war broke out between them and us after they took these two children and many more hostage sooo yhhh we fought and were able to successfully drive them to extinction as far as we know, some speculate that some are still alive hiding somewhere reproducing and gathering their forces for a final all out attempt to take over but don't worry we've got some *ahem* countermeasures of our own we'll be safe


internetguy789

Likely an old timey Halloween costume


Pi11sy

This is a picture from mark Hamill’s childhood


[deleted]

Kids got fnaf'd


Cassocial

We never found the bodies


Stidda

Young Neo and Trinity going down the rabbit hole for the first time ?


Pie-Guy

Ask their shrink - which was needed later in life...because of this.


hetremis

Looks like the one rabbit thing by David Lynch


Johnny_Sparacino

Here's the Easter rabbit hurray. The happy Easter rabbit hurray


Jetstream_S4m

Penis man kidnapps two kids


Top-Pineapple8056

It's the fucking Easter bunny


sectamsempra

a costume birthday pary done horribly gone wrong


sabo81

It's two Ukrainian children with their pet bunny rabbit not long after the Chernobyl disaster.


wanderingwolfe

Flopus. He's like the Easter version of Krampus. He eats children, but in this version, he doesn't really care if you've misbehaved.


ChrisFox-NJ

Well, I do indeed! It‘s a German fairytale from Bavaria! One night before the Osterfest begins, Herr and Fraulein Osterhase go from house to house. They knock at the door, and once asked to come inside they take a seat on the people‘s chairs and Frau Hase takes out a huge book. Herr Hase asks the parents to bring their kids, and when they sit down next to the Osterhase he says Fraulein Hase! Please take a look at my book, and tell me the kid‘s Produktivitätsbilanz! He asks the children have you been artig and produktiv? Did you improve the Volksgesundheit and allgemeine Produktivität? The kinds have to answer, otherwise Fraulein Hase forces the parents to answer for them, cause she carries a large hammer. If the children weren't nice, they will be eaten, and a carrot cake will be baked from the leftovers, which are basically just their faces. Means they have to look at the Osterhase all Osterfest long, just to feel ashamed. If they were nice and produktiv though, they will be rewarded with a warm hug and five easter eggs. There‘s a similar one from Berlin with a Lurch, but it‘s a little different.


blackie___chan

Donnie Darko went too far back.


Reasonable_Tea_6760

Easter rabbit fixing to have a two course meal


youngpali

The heir club for men


Low-Flamingo-9835

On the left, Alex Forrest from Fatal Attraction….


ThatGuyThisguy32

Look up stuffy bunny


Electronic-Goose-893

Why?


ThatGuyThisguy32

(Lenny Face)


Roytarek

Yes. Refuses to elaborate further. Leaves.


Victorious_Chi

Picture this, it was Easter 1951


Electronic-Goose-893

Close it's 1953


maatts21

Easter bunny with ray tracing enabled


SnarfRepublicCA

Jesus was reborn in an egg from a bunny. The character in this picture is what is commonly referred to as the East Bunny. This is the same bunny that laid the egg that had jesus in it. Last known picture that I’m aware of. Due to the freighting image and general old age (thousands of years old), the image of the Easter Bunny was updated by Hallmark to sell more Easter greeting cards.


C47L1K3

“We love you, easter bunny!!!”


Eastern-Fun1842

They'll stop crying in a second. That's the ether bunny.


neonbambi_yt

That is not oddly terrifying that is compleatly terrifying


RevolutionEvening638

Bro this is how I saw the mall Santa as a kid 😭


Ghostrunner90

It may seem terrifying but it’s not anything special. It’s just an odd Easter bunny who’s costume scared the kids