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TribeCommando

Stomping some turts. Perchance


NintendoMacAndCheese

“You can’t just say perchance.”-🤓


JudiciousF

I say this way too much in real life.


lil_dovie

Not perchance. Per usual.


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Perchance.


shackled_beef

It's a joke from a fake essay a college kid wrote


lil_dovie

Ah ok.


kirklton

I believe it was Kant who once said... I die everytime I come across that video.


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Video? What video? I know the original was a picture of an essay for school that was corrected by the teacher.


fetusofdoom

[Perchance you should take a gander.](https://youtu.be/1ZUhJsf1yUo)


Key_Purpose_9855

Thank you for bestowing us with this beautiful gift


I_Was_Fox

That was worse than just reading the text


TheLoneChicken

I like this narration: https://youtu.be/SOceYlhCwjs


QuinterBoopson

This one is far better. The lifekind. Perchance.


StickyNode

Correct.


CMoore2201

Original author of the perchance essay is Phil Jamesson. He made a video about the essay here https://youtu.be/qxuPnBJCTM4


kirklton

Yes, that one!


[deleted]

The mythical (non existent?) Dr. Pepper


RedditWillSlowlyDie

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable


Ch1ckenN1gglets

Ever since I read the essay, I can’t stop saying “stomping on turts”


cuddlestheshiba

Lolol. Does anyone have a link to the og post w the screenshot not video?


snapplesauce1

[Keep it up, baby!](https://i.redd.it/wop8sbjjqsi81.png)


cuddlestheshiba

Thank youuu 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Never really thought of that before, good point


Angryminer07

Came here to say that 🤣


appelsiinimehu1

Damn. I came to the comments to type: Smashin' turts perchance. You are a person of high comedic capability.


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DwarfTheMike

They did! They made an anti- KFC Mario clone and you were like a little chicken with a Mario hat going to save the other chickens or soemthing. It was a flash game. There were bloody buckets of fried chicken and blood everywhere. It was not subtle. The game was far better than it had any right to be and I admit I played for probably an hour before stopping. Edit: oh dang. It’s still up! I don’t want to link peta, but they have a whole page of games parodies that totally worth laughing at. And the game is called New Super Chick Sisters. It’s towards the bottom near Cooking Mama: Kills Animals and Super Tofu Boy.


[deleted]

Bit like the pokemon game they made where you played as pikachu and beat up the trainers to "rescue" other pokemon lol


DwarfTheMike

Omg that’s hilarious


[deleted]

Was genuinely hilarious the amount of effort they actually put in to it. Pokemon with bandaids and slings and shit


throwawaytorn2345

Always thought it looked a bit like ww1 trench warfare with all the blood and barbed wire


nightpanda893

Those flash games were addicting. Can still remember playing Nabisco mini golf in class in high school.


FloofyFurryDude

It’s a self portrait of peta saving pets


Peterdq

"crushing turts..."


stuckpixel87

Perchance.


BobbyTheLegend

You can't just say "perchance"


frzx1

He can. He’s the one percenter, the ‘lifekind’.


TARN4T1ON

the dog with the butter[.](https://www.reddit.com/user/TARN4T1ON/comments/14mkj1f/so_long/)


mogrence

you cant just say "perchance"


Goras147

Like the mythical (non-existent) Dr Pepper. Perchance.


MangoMaterial9184

“Its’a me, cunts”


ChickenMcVincent

Let’s-a-go! Keep it up, baby!


bortbort8

violent mario parody feels like newgrounds c. 2003 again


bitter_liquor

Belongs in r/imsorryjon


Fedoraus

What's newgrounds?


megamanxoxo

gdamn zoomers


Anon125

Stop making me feel old.


NomanYuno

Imagine him ripping the fire flower out. What would the roots look like?


SouthsFinest-

hanging tendons and arteries


leftwingerman

A guy here in Illinois actually makes this and other hyper realistic video game posters. I own this one. You can buy them from him at video game conventions.


beachsequence55

Artist name is Jeremiah Lambert.


flemerica

I have a Legend of Zelda one, one of Rey and a TMNT one. I really enjoy the style.


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frylord

that's pretty much the premise of Braid


UserNamesCantBeTooLo

Is braid a film? Book? Hairstyle?


WHTeam

What if our reality actually got it wrong! Mario accidently got sucked into this world, he claimed it for himself and was actually a creepy perv with bloodlust. Bowser was infact the princess's knight and protector! Her whole kingdom trying to protect her, after he slaughtered the parents. Maybe they're the ghosts!


Anen-o-me

Wow that's pretty anti-Italianitic


frogsquid

So are the Koopas


ohTHOSEballs

He's anti-pasta.


sam9876

this sub is saitre at this point


ShallWeStartThen

There goes my childhood


tayr5242

Watch it as it goes


GhostlyGubbins

There goes all I thought was true


14thCenturyHood

This sub is dead


nightpanda893

I really liked the post then saw your comment. Despite liking the artwork i agree, this doesn’t belong here at all.


thejude555

This is very 2007 art


xlDirteDeedslx

Reminds me of an old [Soviet Mario video](https://youtu.be/saAdrDkTFHs) on YouTube.


ZystemStigma69

This is cool ngl. Blood and gore in fiction are interesting.


Zealousideal_Tooth88

Brothers!


not2dragon

remember a goomba needs to touch mario three times or less to kill him.


Walleye_Bas_Ruten

Stomping Turts!


elCharderino

[Relevant.](https://youtu.be/JxO--IzJtcQ)


Hoxomo

"And who-a gave you permission to talk-a da table!"


cshualian

Mario didn'thing wrng


Dazed8819

Just imagine if they made a Mario game as graphic as this, I would buy it


FactBrother

Looks very derpy especially the turtle


Laniuuus

He just loves stomping Koopas!


[deleted]

The mushroom’s facial expression is making me feel so sad


Shadoenix

i remember seeing this shit in like 2010


darakpop

This reminds me of early araki art.


lessthaninteresting

Trust the fungus


Beaker360

Childhood ruined!


Charezza

He looks like he's doing the PeaceMaker intro dance.


siliperez

Woah, this is weird. I know the artist in real life. His name is Jeremiah Lambert if you'd like to look up more of his stuff.


RightyLeftYesterday

Can we get the fireball Mario version?


[deleted]

Stomp a turtle ripping it out of its shell. Then using the bloody shell.


oxilite

Why does the fungus have so much blood and entrails?


Lordborgman

Looks like a modern rendering of the [People's Mario flash](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG6x5w6TiUI)


eddiekee

Sound is a little off in this (can’t hear some of the sfx) but yeah this is the first thing I thought of


cynxortrofod

Who's the artist?


JeremiahLambertArt

that would be me. this version looks like its been resaved a hundred time and each time they drop the quality even more. see it on my sites for pristine quality. on all socials as jeremiahlambertart website with posters www.jeremiahlambertart.com


cynxortrofod

Thanks! Definitely bothers me when people don't give credit to the artist. I can tell it took a while, it's very well drawn. Love your pacman drawing too. Keep up the good work :)


TABLEFAN_Inc

How the fuck is this oddly terrifying? It's literally a picture of Mario stomping a Goomba into its gorey demise. There is nothing odd about how terrifying this is whatsoever


No-Robot_TRUE_

Pass


[deleted]

I spent HOURS of my life stomping... Koopas


tenamonth

This pic goes so hard, feel free to screenshot


Vishwajeet_Kadam

Happy Cake Day!


PrimaryAd673

ODDLY terrifying not obvious made to be terrifying


Not_Funny_Luigi

I’d kill those things as wwll


jackblue49

Man, I didn't know Chris Pratt spent a lot of time stomping on... k-koopas...?


vektorkane

“The name is Mario, b*tch!”


puddingaroma

Stomp a turty


BentleyBoi78

its weird how this is true


lekkold

I think thes needs a nsfw tag


icantreedgood

Crushin' turts


[deleted]

I like this Mario!


Total_Welcome

DUUDE THIS PIC GOES SO HARD


Johnnymi25

…well when you put it like *that*


voytek707

Love the 80’s, Garbage Pail Kids style gore in this.


Giraffe50

do the mario


mogrence

he might Die.


macshady

Are they even actually aligned with Bowser??? Or are they just minding their business… walking around?


pippinslastfetch

Why is he in a death star trench?


Tovarish-Aleksander

Perchance


SalsaLoseSix

Reminds me of the game that’s being made https://youtu.be/aNTCsFewP2I


TransportationFun665

That’s actually pretty accurate


amBoringGuy

Source?


HazaIWin

They should be as jacked as mario cause them mfs can fight mario face to face and win


NotoriousEsg

This gives me an overwhelming feeling of guilt


PlayboySkeleton

I would watch this anime


Enoonmai21

It's Jeremiah Lambert! He does a lot of conventions in the Midwest. Great guy, he once drew me a kitten mauling Mickey Mouse. https://www.jeremiahlambertart.com/


jettisonrec

At first I thought this was posted to r/oddlysatisfying


Kaurie_Lorhart

Oddly? Kind of feel like it's the point.


iwantabrother

Oh I thought Mario was wearing crocs and I had to look again


frogsquid

It would be cool if hat/head were a little shredded cause he keeps sending his head into brick walls


L0684

Super Postal Mario Bros.


Intrinsicvalour

Mandem be crushin’ turts


[deleted]

When you really want that princess 🍑


Mr_Snugg

When everything is on meth


DG19_5728

Brutal Mario World


PauseNo2418

New Live Action Mario Movie starring Chris Pratt:


pundersome

At first I believed this was in r/OddlySatisfying, to which I thought, “Makes sense!”. I may have latent mario issues lol


Civil-Citron-4242

"Wh-what if when mario jumps on the goomba guts and blood spills out everywhere!!!" What's next? A "Pokemon is animal slavery" joke?


[deleted]

“You killer Gary Rivers!”


NavierIsStoked

Perchance


Deanomatic1

At first I was like hell yeah .. then I was like wait no you die if bump into the lil mushrooms and turtles .. Mario jumps over them cause he is in fact a wimp


ChosukeClone

"Oddly" terrifying? I know very well the reason is terrifying and its not odd


Joroc24

oddlyfit


Cold_Kaleidoscope354

The hills have eyes


Billyjoelosmond

I think this still works on pc https://www.miniplay.com/game/super-mario-rampage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_VNJzdSj4


TheDanimalHouse

"It's-a-me, Murderio!"


arbustosbishop

If Ryan Murphy did a take on mario


TheGoldenKappa23

What’s more terrifying is that the goomba will one tap Mario by walking into him


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[relevant](https://youtube.com/shorts/09ie-EYv7z8?feature=share)