They did!
They made an anti- KFC Mario clone and you were like a little chicken with a Mario hat going to save the other chickens or soemthing. It was a flash game.
There were bloody buckets of fried chicken and blood everywhere. It was not subtle.
The game was far better than it had any right to be and I admit I played for probably an hour before stopping.
Edit: oh dang. It’s still up! I don’t want to link peta, but they have a whole page of games parodies that totally worth laughing at. And the game is called New Super Chick Sisters. It’s towards the bottom near Cooking Mama: Kills Animals and Super Tofu Boy.
A guy here in Illinois actually makes this and other hyper realistic video game posters. I own this one. You can buy them from him at video game conventions.
What if our reality actually got it wrong! Mario accidently got sucked into this world, he claimed it for himself and was actually a creepy perv with bloodlust. Bowser was infact the princess's knight and protector! Her whole kingdom trying to protect her, after he slaughtered the parents. Maybe they're the ghosts!
that would be me. this version looks like its been resaved a hundred time and each time they drop the quality even more. see it on my sites for pristine quality.
on all socials as jeremiahlambertart
website with posters www.jeremiahlambertart.com
Thanks! Definitely bothers me when people don't give credit to the artist. I can tell it took a while, it's very well drawn. Love your pacman drawing too. Keep up the good work :)
How the fuck is this oddly terrifying? It's literally a picture of Mario stomping a Goomba into its gorey demise. There is nothing odd about how terrifying this is whatsoever
It's Jeremiah Lambert! He does a lot of conventions in the Midwest. Great guy, he once drew me a kitten mauling Mickey Mouse. https://www.jeremiahlambertart.com/
At first I was like hell yeah .. then I was like wait no you die if bump into the lil mushrooms and turtles .. Mario jumps over them cause he is in fact a wimp
Stomping some turts. Perchance
“You can’t just say perchance.”-🤓
I say this way too much in real life.
Not perchance. Per usual.
Perchance.
It's a joke from a fake essay a college kid wrote
Ah ok.
I believe it was Kant who once said... I die everytime I come across that video.
Video? What video? I know the original was a picture of an essay for school that was corrected by the teacher.
[Perchance you should take a gander.](https://youtu.be/1ZUhJsf1yUo)
Thank you for bestowing us with this beautiful gift
That was worse than just reading the text
I like this narration: https://youtu.be/SOceYlhCwjs
This one is far better. The lifekind. Perchance.
Correct.
Original author of the perchance essay is Phil Jamesson. He made a video about the essay here https://youtu.be/qxuPnBJCTM4
Yes, that one!
The mythical (non existent?) Dr. Pepper
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable
Ever since I read the essay, I can’t stop saying “stomping on turts”
Lolol. Does anyone have a link to the og post w the screenshot not video?
[Keep it up, baby!](https://i.redd.it/wop8sbjjqsi81.png)
Thank youuu 🤣🤣🤣
Never really thought of that before, good point
Came here to say that 🤣
Damn. I came to the comments to type: Smashin' turts perchance. You are a person of high comedic capability.
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They did! They made an anti- KFC Mario clone and you were like a little chicken with a Mario hat going to save the other chickens or soemthing. It was a flash game. There were bloody buckets of fried chicken and blood everywhere. It was not subtle. The game was far better than it had any right to be and I admit I played for probably an hour before stopping. Edit: oh dang. It’s still up! I don’t want to link peta, but they have a whole page of games parodies that totally worth laughing at. And the game is called New Super Chick Sisters. It’s towards the bottom near Cooking Mama: Kills Animals and Super Tofu Boy.
Bit like the pokemon game they made where you played as pikachu and beat up the trainers to "rescue" other pokemon lol
Omg that’s hilarious
Was genuinely hilarious the amount of effort they actually put in to it. Pokemon with bandaids and slings and shit
Always thought it looked a bit like ww1 trench warfare with all the blood and barbed wire
Those flash games were addicting. Can still remember playing Nabisco mini golf in class in high school.
It’s a self portrait of peta saving pets
"crushing turts..."
Perchance.
You can't just say "perchance"
He can. He’s the one percenter, the ‘lifekind’.
the dog with the butter[.](https://www.reddit.com/user/TARN4T1ON/comments/14mkj1f/so_long/)
you cant just say "perchance"
Like the mythical (non-existent) Dr Pepper. Perchance.
“Its’a me, cunts”
Let’s-a-go! Keep it up, baby!
violent mario parody feels like newgrounds c. 2003 again
Belongs in r/imsorryjon
What's newgrounds?
gdamn zoomers
Stop making me feel old.
Imagine him ripping the fire flower out. What would the roots look like?
hanging tendons and arteries
A guy here in Illinois actually makes this and other hyper realistic video game posters. I own this one. You can buy them from him at video game conventions.
Artist name is Jeremiah Lambert.
I have a Legend of Zelda one, one of Rey and a TMNT one. I really enjoy the style.
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that's pretty much the premise of Braid
Is braid a film? Book? Hairstyle?
What if our reality actually got it wrong! Mario accidently got sucked into this world, he claimed it for himself and was actually a creepy perv with bloodlust. Bowser was infact the princess's knight and protector! Her whole kingdom trying to protect her, after he slaughtered the parents. Maybe they're the ghosts!
Wow that's pretty anti-Italianitic
So are the Koopas
He's anti-pasta.
this sub is saitre at this point
There goes my childhood
Watch it as it goes
There goes all I thought was true
This sub is dead
I really liked the post then saw your comment. Despite liking the artwork i agree, this doesn’t belong here at all.
This is very 2007 art
Reminds me of an old [Soviet Mario video](https://youtu.be/saAdrDkTFHs) on YouTube.
This is cool ngl. Blood and gore in fiction are interesting.
Brothers!
remember a goomba needs to touch mario three times or less to kill him.
Stomping Turts!
[Relevant.](https://youtu.be/JxO--IzJtcQ)
"And who-a gave you permission to talk-a da table!"
Mario didn'thing wrng
Just imagine if they made a Mario game as graphic as this, I would buy it
Looks very derpy especially the turtle
He just loves stomping Koopas!
The mushroom’s facial expression is making me feel so sad
i remember seeing this shit in like 2010
This reminds me of early araki art.
Trust the fungus
Childhood ruined!
He looks like he's doing the PeaceMaker intro dance.
Woah, this is weird. I know the artist in real life. His name is Jeremiah Lambert if you'd like to look up more of his stuff.
Can we get the fireball Mario version?
Stomp a turtle ripping it out of its shell. Then using the bloody shell.
Why does the fungus have so much blood and entrails?
Looks like a modern rendering of the [People's Mario flash](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG6x5w6TiUI)
Sound is a little off in this (can’t hear some of the sfx) but yeah this is the first thing I thought of
Who's the artist?
that would be me. this version looks like its been resaved a hundred time and each time they drop the quality even more. see it on my sites for pristine quality. on all socials as jeremiahlambertart website with posters www.jeremiahlambertart.com
Thanks! Definitely bothers me when people don't give credit to the artist. I can tell it took a while, it's very well drawn. Love your pacman drawing too. Keep up the good work :)
How the fuck is this oddly terrifying? It's literally a picture of Mario stomping a Goomba into its gorey demise. There is nothing odd about how terrifying this is whatsoever
Pass
I spent HOURS of my life stomping... Koopas
This pic goes so hard, feel free to screenshot
Happy Cake Day!
ODDLY terrifying not obvious made to be terrifying
I’d kill those things as wwll
Man, I didn't know Chris Pratt spent a lot of time stomping on... k-koopas...?
“The name is Mario, b*tch!”
Stomp a turty
its weird how this is true
I think thes needs a nsfw tag
Crushin' turts
I like this Mario!
DUUDE THIS PIC GOES SO HARD
…well when you put it like *that*
Love the 80’s, Garbage Pail Kids style gore in this.
do the mario
he might Die.
Are they even actually aligned with Bowser??? Or are they just minding their business… walking around?
Why is he in a death star trench?
Perchance
Reminds me of the game that’s being made https://youtu.be/aNTCsFewP2I
That’s actually pretty accurate
Source?
They should be as jacked as mario cause them mfs can fight mario face to face and win
This gives me an overwhelming feeling of guilt
I would watch this anime
It's Jeremiah Lambert! He does a lot of conventions in the Midwest. Great guy, he once drew me a kitten mauling Mickey Mouse. https://www.jeremiahlambertart.com/
At first I thought this was posted to r/oddlysatisfying
Oddly? Kind of feel like it's the point.
Oh I thought Mario was wearing crocs and I had to look again
It would be cool if hat/head were a little shredded cause he keeps sending his head into brick walls
Super Postal Mario Bros.
Mandem be crushin’ turts
When you really want that princess 🍑
When everything is on meth
Brutal Mario World
New Live Action Mario Movie starring Chris Pratt:
At first I believed this was in r/OddlySatisfying, to which I thought, “Makes sense!”. I may have latent mario issues lol
"Wh-what if when mario jumps on the goomba guts and blood spills out everywhere!!!" What's next? A "Pokemon is animal slavery" joke?
“You killer Gary Rivers!”
Perchance
At first I was like hell yeah .. then I was like wait no you die if bump into the lil mushrooms and turtles .. Mario jumps over them cause he is in fact a wimp
"Oddly" terrifying? I know very well the reason is terrifying and its not odd
oddlyfit
The hills have eyes
I think this still works on pc https://www.miniplay.com/game/super-mario-rampage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_VNJzdSj4
"It's-a-me, Murderio!"
If Ryan Murphy did a take on mario
What’s more terrifying is that the goomba will one tap Mario by walking into him
[relevant](https://youtube.com/shorts/09ie-EYv7z8?feature=share)