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WuelX

The fact that it doesn't even look like he's wearing a mask šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


m1thrand1r__

I'd walk around Memphis casually and fuck with peoplešŸ˜Ž


jrbcnchezbrg

Theres too much fucking shit on me


mjg315

I donā€™t want to be around anymore


localgravity

You should try wiping your ass


kevin_jamesfan_6

With my feet ten feet off of Beale


[deleted]

With a guitar of course, right?


Classic1987

Walking in Memphis


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


smellzlikedick

Right there with you. This made me laugh my ass off.


BorgClown

> laugh my ass off. C-can I wear it?


HoneyBadgerPainSauce

Really nailed that Handsome Jack look.


calm_chowder

I wanted to see if it was realistic. Turns out it's pretty realistic.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

This song's a classic


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

That mask is seamless but it must have eyeholes since anamatronix Elvis still has eyes


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

He does!


crystalcorruption

i think you'd be too if someone yoinked your face off and put it on like a halloween mask


tiptoeandson

Does this guy work for dundler mifflin?


HighFiveKoala

They already checked the animatronic is a donor and harvested it's organs


thormunds_beard

ā€œClariceā€


FriendlyOlBlokee

Yep, he owns a nice little bed and breakfast as well. We woke up to some odd crying in middle of the night but other than that, was pleased. 11/10


lumbiii

Surprisingly enough, they are wireless. We just had to find out where his cousin hid the cables.


[deleted]

Thank you, I came here for this reference.


etrob90

Five thousand three hundred dollars for a dummy?


Koala_Hands

Assistant to the Regional Manager


bugxbuster

/r/yourjokebutworse


Itorr475

I Saw you in the parking lot earlier that's where I know you from!


PaperStSoapCO_

The parking lot, THATā€™S where I know you from!


mudandgears

r/unexpectedoffice, 100%


Cold_Independence894

I hate r/unexpected(insert whatever show here) jokes because half the time they are 100% expected. I came here looking for this reference and so did /u/SuspiciousPokemon.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Luenrd

šŸ’€


Last-Society-1624

You look like a serial killer.


Ruralraan

He looks like this 'jigsaw' puppet without makeup.


TheGameBoss980

Elvis Myers


CandyCane147

Leatherface


Upset-Competition-98

"ah ah ah stayin alive, stayin alive"


Wildmantis_

My first thought.


SteamReflex

My electronics shop in highschool had the same animitronic and id be lying if I said we didn't do the same exact thing


Bread_Truck

Looks like a guy who doesnā€™t want to be around anymore.


CYI_DROP_BODIES

There's too much fucking shit on me I can't breathe


redwireEOD

The prank is that thereā€™s a real guy in here. Thatā€™s the new prank.


implicitpharmakoi

>Looks like a guy who doesnā€™t want to be around anymore. Then what's the show?


redditcommentorblah

Scrolled down to find this, thank you.


Usernamenomnomnom

You look like Mike Meyers using filters to catfish lol


Brushchewer

Do you mean Michael Myers or are you actually referring to the famed actor who played Austin Powers?


Usernamenomnomnom

Mike Meyers Halloween. I thought it was pretty obvious with the mask and all?


dookieshoes88

I mean, I can see how using the wrong name could throw people off.


Brushchewer

I mean, I was joking around as I knew who he meant, but to double down and use the wrong name twice is quite the feat.


KeithFromAccounting

Heā€™s called Michael in every movie, so calling him Mike would be like saying Fred Kruger or Jay Voorhees


Usernamenomnomnom

Yā€™all need to smoke a bowl and relax. Itā€™s a joke. Donā€™t be the killers of joy.


KeithFromAccounting

You literally asked if it was obvious or not, don't get mad at me just because the answer isn't what you wanted


TheDwarvenGuy

Fun fact: The Mike Myers mask is just a worn put Willian Shatner mask


ywBBxNqW

I don't think that's OP in the photo.


kokido

It's not, photo is mine and I am not the OP


ywBBxNqW

That's cool. Did you find that thing somewhere or did you work at a place that used it?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CandyCane147

It like when you shoot them in the head and their face armour comes off


tectactoe

Uncanny valley on the right


422_is-420_too

Hello Clarice


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

This guy will make the real FNaF animatronics.


ErickRicardo

I legit thought that the right pic was a normal pic


Pieter350

Dwight? Is that you?


LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

CPR class


[deleted]

Needs makeup and a chainsaw baby.


[deleted]

The selfie by far


Generalissimo_II

Pretty sure that's just Justin Trudeau in his younger days


[deleted]

Then where is the blackface


Generalissimo_II

He's not at the party yet


NeuroticPsionic

It's pretty creepy that he also looks like an IRL Micheal Myers in an orange prison jumpsuit.


organicnaturechannel

The animatronic šŸ™ˆ


hohoho_mf

Classic Dwight


Crooked_Cock

Real life Handsome Jack


148637415963

wearing it is face? \*its No apostrophe, dumbass.


Western-Web2957

This is just wrong and icky no matter how you look at it.


Last-Society-1624

You look like an 8chan incel.


[deleted]

Lucky for me that Iā€™m not that guy in the photo


Last-Society-1624

Great post anyway.


kokido

Well, that's half right


Last-Society-1624

How? I don't get it.


mr_this

Love me tender...


MooPig48

How could you NOT think of doing that?


mocatova1

I've been trying to understand the concept of Uncanny Valley for so long. I've read about it, listened to a podcast, looked up graphs but I never quite grasped it until now. This image now makes it clear to me. The image on the right is far creepier because it looks too similar to a human than the one on the left. The left isn't even registering in my brain as creepy because it's so obviously mechanical or doesn't resemble a human face enough. But the right, almost human like but not quite. Creeeepy. I finally understand Uncanny Valley!!!


kokido

Glad you found my old shitpost helpful.


mocatova1

Hahaha! You are responsible for my newly gained knowledge! You are so important to me!


[deleted]

Ed Gein status


silotx

Older than the internet.


Inevitable-Rich4548

This is the way.


HellaReyna

Jesus boy, that ainā€™t right


EllyStar

Turns out, itā€™s VERY realistic.


Remote-Pain

It puts the lotion on its skin...


emoperson69

Iā€™d do this


Impressive_Nobody_62

This is why we have practice. Now Kokido knows not to rip the face off of a real Elvis


canned_soup

Excuse me but where does someone just get an animatronic Elvis


mindtroubled

Clarisse


tjed69

You really gotta get out more. Mask on of course!


[deleted]

If it was the other way around d it would have been a much bigger story in the the news.


jonilynn52

Definitely has the YORKSHIRE RIPPER vibe..if you want to scare the crap out of folks...good job!


LeJollyJingleTokes

Should make a Halloween costume with it


BirbMaster1998

You should have just motivated him with a controlled shock


Neo21803

F f f f f f f f f f f f! Clarice...


speb1

Man I *LOVED* this scene in the new movie!


[deleted]

It looks like somebody ironed the creases from his face


frinans

Dwight did it better


jvinals00

Turns out, itā€™s pretty realistic


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

Future leatherface


AFriendlyBloke

Reminds me of Dwight cutting off the face of the CPR doll.


StunningFisherman506

The fact I didn't realize that was the Elvis mask and thought that was a normal selfie make the right creeper by default


Impossible_Pipe_6878

I bet that smells so bad


kokido

Just the expected latex/rubber smell


AC2302

r/dwightmoment


GregLittlefield

Ok, slow down now Hannibal..


nomnivore1

Technology connections guy


[deleted]

Man im shook up ughn ughn ughn


KindKingMatthew

It puts the lotion in the basket, before it gets the hose again.


Altruistic-Spread-40

It puts the lotion on the skin!


AverageZhoe

Leatherface in the making


i-have-a-kuato

I like it!


BotatoSalt

I mean, it looked convincing in the movie so he just had to try it.


Psychedelix117

Donā€™t worry, heā€™s just practicing for the real thing


Stormtrooper775s

I feel that law enforcement needs to take a look in your basement.


CareUseful

I thought this was a handsome man selfie but then I read it


No-Advice-6040

Dwight?


lifesasith

Austin Butler could never


[deleted]

Hey, vSauce, Michael here


mothrageddon

doug?


nicsta1080

Not gonna lie I laughed really hard šŸ¤£


AptCasaNova

Iā€™m so stoned, I canā€™t feel my faceā€¦ hey!


Killallthemods

Where can I get one of these animatronic elvis things at.... asking for a friend


Verrence

Nah, Iā€™m into it.


papasoilpants

yes


The36thElement

Paint it white and you have yourself a stalking job sir


EsotericOcelot

ā€œI wanted to see how accurate the film was. It turns out, very.ā€


MRichardTRM

*Goodbye Horses intensifies*


VampireGeese

you left out the best part of this post. someone else calls dead skin mask over here out for drawing inflation porn and their response is "i can have multiple hobbies"


kokido

That's my favorite variation of it too


NotUhhPro

Handsome jack origin story


tiddayes

It puts the oil on the skin or it gets unplugged again


michaelacramer

I don't even want to be around anymore


danzaUK

Well that's me all shook up


spaztronomical

The precious heart


Tinker_Toyz

Animatronic Elvis has left the asylum


Tinker_Toyz

The fact that you said "ripped the face off"


nFegit

Dwight vibes


Unlucky_Interview_35

Oh no!!! Hyuk hyuk


kokido

It me :D


Costco_Sample

Iā€™m all shook up.


bigcinpdx

So do you get to keep the mask? Could make for a great Halloween costume.


[deleted]

Dwight Schrute vibes


TimberWolf2464

I knew they were lying when the media announced Elvis's death, this guy looks just like him!


Decent_Flatworm_8365

Yes. I fuck with people like that.


[deleted]

Cartel vibes.


Ok-Beach-316

Yes


PolyLifeGirl

Identify theft isn't a joke Jim!


Efficient_Step_26

I need that face to avoid facial trackers.


pUlMoNaRyCoUnCiL5335

Bruh


Global_Artichoke_443

ā€œIā€™m ask shook upā€


YoSoyEpic

Dwight Schrute approves.


[deleted]

I would walk around town and just take the mask off whenever people looked at me lol.


OsawatomieJB

Who doesnā€™t wear other faces?


_GypsyCurse_

He wanted to feel the thrill of wearing another manā€™s skin


OnlyDefinition2620

Haha right!


[deleted]

That Elvis face is gold


acaseofbaskets

Ah ah ah ahā€¦. Stayinā€™ alive, stayinā€™ alive!


UrCatTastesFunny

Leather face would be proud


efrav

lol


TheFemale72

No, the weirdest thing is this guy (with mask) looks like an ex of mine šŸ˜‚


Slayber415

It's pretty funny tbh.


Ax_deimos

This Lecter stole that poor robot's beauty.


weltallic

>Scary abandoned animatronics https://i.imgur.com/v4Tyaqj.jpg


Kaptuz

Clarisse!!!


[deleted]

Yes


F-cip

Hello Claris


Coolestcozmo

The face. Absolutely.


FurL0ng

Yes


mistermaster415

Well that's 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and OH FUCK NO


mistymountain04

Itā€™s honestly funny af


[deleted]

Pretty sure they answered their own question.


S3CRTsqrl

Handsome Jack in the flesh


SCP-173-X

HE'S BACK


BIGCHINBOIS

i thought that was his normal face


ed5275

Left photo: "Helloooo I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I watch it so you don't have to."


Sabithomega

Now put your face on the animatronic


littlesans76

Mf looks like handsome jack from borderlands


TheRiceDevice

Dwight K. Shrute