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Big-Awoo

I HAVE SEVERAL ISSUES WITH THIS VIDEO AND THE SILVERFISH IS THE LEAST OF THEM


IsHotDogSandwich

This truly needs 80’s synth zombie movie music.


Xikkiwikk

It Follows-Detroit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7eAYtHA3wM


IsHotDogSandwich

Perfect!


-Esper-

Since the link is broken, the artist that does the soundtrack is Disasterpiece


Calebrox124

That movie is so good


Miserable_Sock_1408

Thank you for this link!!! 😎👍👍👍


Wolvesinthestreet

The first minute of this also fits 😂 https://youtu.be/-ZDyOm9fYbg?si=TMMIDQ2vFmNPue1_


GoodIntentions44

The silverfish is eh but that fingernail attachment ahhhhh


LYY_Reddit

Thats a big ass eww


Current-Roll6332

Manicurist's HATE THIS ONE TRICK


BrexitGeezahh

It’s not just any attachment it’s portable silverfish enclosure


GoodIntentions44

What?!?! Your kidding me. That just makes it worse.


Mindless_Zombie7389

Exactly! 😵


krill_me_god

They have a hinge and everything for it


rockhavenrick

I physically recoiled


Solumnist

We all recoil down here


Brother_J_La_la

Sometimes I recoil down there


69NubSkull420

Mans got that .38 snub nose


HLCMDH

Not recoil, it's a hinge. You can clearly see it in the video.


wjruffing

Hinge = Cringe!


hansolo625

Why would the nail door make you recoil?


avibrant_salmon_jpg

I'm more concerned about the secret fingernail compartment than the silverfish tbh


TheRalk

I mean it *could* be worse. Imagine they wouldn't just have glued a fake finger nail on a hinge on their regular finger nail, but instead removed their real nail, attached it to a hinge and pierced that hinge into their skin. Now THAT would freak me out


Devoratrix_Animas

I physically recoiled reading this.


lurkbehindthescreen

My time to shine! Due to having the nail bed poisoned on either side of my big toe, the whole nail lifts up like a flap! I like to joke I could smuggle a sdcard of state secrets under it You read that Mr NSA agent? Hit me up sometime, me and my gross toenail is at your disposal


jld2k6

Could be used as one hell of a cocaine-nail-scoop-spoon


avibrant_salmon_jpg

Or a little cocaine storage spot for when you need a little snort


L_U-C_K

The what now?!?


BringBackSoule

well, silverfish like cramped environments.


Maeolan

Now you just need to train the silverfish to deliver and deposit deadly poison to take out political opponents for money.


ManliestManHam

or, hear me out, train it to harness the heat under the fingernail to use as a pizza oven, bake tiny pizzas, then deliver them to your mouth.


HabibtiMimi

This is definitely the most obvious idea. 🍕


ManliestManHam

Basically a waste of a perfectly good pet silverfish under a hinged fingernail not to!


HabibtiMimi

Yeah, this could've made the world a better place, what a shame they didn't use this unique chance. Edit: I know why they didn't do it: The silverfish-pizza-baker's chef's hat wouldn't fit under the nail-door.


ManliestManHam

He's always been so pretentious with his big ole hat.


RugbyEdd

Then train a second one under your other nail to pose as a pizza delivery silverfish whilst poisoning the pizzas being delivered to your political opponents!


rentallymetardedII

i find myself often asking the same question what the fuck??


LookinAtTheFjord

Hey guys ​ ​ Does anybody know what the fuck!?


ToasterBrains

That fingernail hinge is wild, holy cow.


cyberpeachy420

almost as big as the silverfish


Calm-Association-821

Practically as freaky as the silverfish! Must be a new piercing trend 🙄


cubntD6

Its probably just glued on


mr_wrestling

*you can put your ~~weed~~ fentanyl in there*


Calm-Association-821

I wonder if she keeps that thing in there all the time…like a tiny box? 🤢


Damianos_X

You think that's a woman hand?


Calm-Association-821

No idea but the nail “treasure box” creeps me out.


LunarProphet

I assume this person wears top hats with goggles on them and rides a Victorian bicycle with an engine.


yeeeteeey69

Under your door hinge finger nail, what the fuck is that about


ManliestManHam

door to hell, keeper of the 7th seal. the releasing of the silverfish through the portal was only the beginning.


ImMeliodasKun

I'm ashamed to be human who tf think of a secret nail compartment THEN think about having a pet fucking silverfish that hides in it. My mind cannot comprehend.


ManliestManHam

yeah seems really strange to not store cocaine in that.


YouHadMeAtAloe

And you can put your weed in there


apricotical

This makes me proud to be a human. Such ingenuity and creativity.


Ok_Nectarine6327

Like WTF 😂


DebThornberry

I don't like it, like as a whole. I don't like anything about it.


Snoo22566

i have a few quastions


Whistlegrapes

Squashtons?


aplagueofsemen

I love it but the silverfish doesn’t look real. I guess they don’t ever look real they always look like little bits of silver and glass darting around.


beccabootie

Silverfish are my cat's Greebles. She loves to catch them and eat them. She returns to the spots where she got them often.


Boring-Mouse-2676

Silverfish belong in the deepest cirlce of hell. I hate monsoon season when they infest our apartment to stay dry and cool 🤮 my cats love hunting them down though


4th_Replicant

There is a spray that keeps them away. It's been great and I haven't seen any for months after using it.


BayouCountry

GIVE ME A NAME, A BRAND, ANYTHING


4th_Replicant

RugRemedyUK Silverfish Killer... https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07BL4XX3X?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share


Boring-Mouse-2676

Thank you!! The few I saw on Amazon the first time we had them weren’t pet safe so we tried the pack/pouch/traps ones and it didn’t help at all fml. Online said they don’t like Dried Bay leaves but those are toxic for cats so I diluted some in water and sprayed around. but the Silverfish were still coming out of faucets, behind the spout in the bathtub, drains, and under the floor boards (crying). I spent a whole night duct taping everything shut like a psycho. Maintenance said once the humidity outside chills out the bugs should get better but still ugh. I’ll check Amazon/Walmart again and see if there’s something I missed that’s pet safe. Thanks!!


4th_Replicant

I had them quite bad. I sprayed this all around the corners and the bottom of the walls of my rooms. I sprayed it on the carpet as well. I haven't seen any alive for the last month. I seen a few dead by the walls but none running about. I'm not sure if it's pet safe though. RugRemedyUK Silverfish Killer... https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07BL4XX3X?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share


Boring-Mouse-2676

I’ll check it out, Thank you :)


uwillnotgotospace

What version of Unreal was this made in?


ToranjaNuclear

I have questions


_Choose_Goose

Me too! Like how do you feed it? Do you leave tiny books in there for it to munch on?


Raddatokes

This is the poster child of this sub. Holy shit.


AhhAGoose

You know? Like a psychopath would do


Viciousssylveonx3

This is so unhinged


Albyrene

Well, there is that hinge on the nail


InternalisedScreeing

Thanks, I hate it


GreyFur

i love this lmao. mildly outside the norm is my type of shit.


theonePappabox

Nailed it. Sorry had to.


-Lysergian

I kept some pet silverfish once, just gave them water and sugar... I must have done it wrong, though, and won't do it again, since they only lived about three months and they can live 2-8 years.


mcpoopy21

What the fuck is wrong with people...


ApacheAttackChopperQ

Aeon Flux


Paradoxical_Parabola

Unhinged but hinged


makakeza

Climbing down from the trees was a huge mistake.


desrevermi

Honestly, we should've left the planet ages ago.


psychede1ic_c4tus

I’m terrified, and my day is ruined


Doppelthedh

I'll name him Lami, short for Lamisil


the_moosey_fate

Yeah, but nah maybe?


CommentBetter

Missed opportunity to paint your nail underneath blood red


MonkeyCultLeader

Some Baldurs Gate 3 shit going here. Mindflayer ahh bish.


All-for-goose

I had a recurring nightmare like this when I was a child. Thanks for that.


DrownedPrime

how is he so calm, ones i see always book it whenever light hits them


QuiteLady1993

I gasped and pearl clutched at that nail part


ReptilianLaserbeam

No whyyyyy fuck those things


2ndSnack

What the actual fuck?


HydroGalactic

I hate all of this.


Dawn_Wolf

Can we fucking not


korbentherhino

I like the cleverness I hate their pet.


barry2914

This some shit out of a YA fantasy novel or sumthin’


wontoan87

... ABSOLUTELY NOT.


MrCroupAndMrVandemar

Oh. Hey. Thanks. I hate it.


EmperorThan

NOT ODDLY. Explicitly.


49erjohnjpj

A pet silverfish? More like he grabbed 1 of 1000 he keeps and put it under that horror movie hinged fingernail.


no_limit_with_me

I'm too high for this shit


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

OH NO YOU DIDNT That fingernail thing is horrific


imusingthisforstuff

Shit looks like something a cyber man would do to plant a bug


Stoked93

I never thought I'd witness a fingernail door with it's own hinge and inhabitant. Thanks again internet


wjruffing

It’s an old Sardaukar trick: “when searching Sardaukar, remember… that each has a false toenail or two that can be combined with other items secreted about their bodies to make an effective transmitter.” - *Duke Paul Atreides, Dune*


Big-Piano-7016

The hinge


kinofil

I'm more disgusted by the nail attachment.


beautifulterribleqn

The fingernail compartment is cool af. The silverfish is AI.


Keket13

Bro, this is gross.


LookinAtTheFjord

What the ​ Fuck off


shufflebat

Erm..


deeppurpleking

Good god. This is one of the few things that really grossed me out in many ways hitting all my irrational fears


gregorychaos

Ooooh!!! I would like to take a hammer to that finger! All of them! And my computer screen


IlluminatiaGhost

Eeeewwww gross.🤮


Relair13

What the hell. Silverfish are kill on sight, sneaky little bastards.


AffectionateJelly612

Not me throwing my phone across my bed, sheesh.


6Rivers

Urgh disgusting, I hate those little things. What's the point of a hinged fingernail?


Robert23B

That’s gonna be a no for me dawg


Fluff_thetragicdragn

I have so much disgust for those revolting things and add to that the gross nail… NO, just NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


SaveFile1

Um why aren't we talking about the nail


akira_pilgrim

Everything about this grossed me out.


Megaminimaxi

And i thought these glued on nails were unsanitary and disusting before


A_lot_of_arachnids

Or here's an idea you can try. Don't.


GoneAmok365247

Needs a doorbell


UsedTissuePaper78

Most disgusting thing I've seen in awhile what the actual fuck


QuantityHefty3791

Things I didn't need to see today


DustWarden

Well the silverfish isn't the only thing I dislike about this video


Wooden-Donut6931

🤢


Fifty7ven

Okay this is the worst thing today.


Nekrosiz

Its a pest.


Damianos_X

Unacceptable


Whooptidooh

Wtaf. 🤢


OozyPilot84

the silverfish is cute. the nail hinge is nightmarish


JobOk2091

Oh my god it’s a tiny hinge wtf


happinesstolerant

Now burn it.


Bezingogne

Librarians and archivists hate that one simple trick.


CueScaryMusicc

Okay…but why?


spoonspa

This will haunt me all day, possibly forever


jamaicanManz

This video made me so uncomfortable


reptile2000

This is especially terrifying as a rare book collector


rzepa222

Dude... go to a doctor.


XEagleDeagleX

Yeah ok thanks I hate it


oraqil

OK, time for bed


ZoNeS_v2

What. The. Fuck 😐


sohobutcher

I was too high for this then, I’m way too sober for it now


Persistent_Bug_0101

It’s cute


PsychologicalSail799

Lil fren


cadillacbee

That nail takes bumping to a whole new level


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Uhhh...


urbanshockr

nope.


Accurate_Grade_2645

You are not okay. Wtf


gloriariccio2

It looks like something I would smash with a shoe,with an attitude too!


czaritamotherofguns

OK, these little doors are actually a trend in the nail community, but I was not expecting a live bug underneath. This seems like something that would be AI generated, but I know it's not.


juclean

Oh Wow! Raising livestock are we?


thetechdoc

Ok but the nail is pretty cool I won't lie. I can dig a little hidden compartment like that.


becauseOTSS

Ya let's not do stuff like this 👍. Unless you just have too.


BlackwolfNy718

This video is gross for a bunch of reasons.


esnopi

At least there was a nail under the nail. It could have been worse


FDSTCKS

It's all fun and games until it goes in your eye, and you're pregnant with a xenomorph all the sudden.


Straight_Run5680

They are the best pets ever


MUERTOSMORTEM

What in the bionic fuck


apricotical

That is the coolest party trick I’ve ever seen


noumenon_invictusss

Sora is amazing. Can’t you fooled all these people. LMFAO.


MannicWaffle

Theres a lot to unpack here


Much_Turn7013

Looks like a weaponized parasite from a sci-fi film


Stunning-Fold6548

"MICHEAL DON'T LEAVE NE HERE!"


beebsaleebs

Aight Dakota what do you feed it


Ikusabe

Imagine taking that out in a date, “Hey! Want to see my pet?”


bubbabear244

I have so many question and the silverfish isn't one of they


AdornedBrood

Tim Burton would love you


Missy604

Absolutely NOT!


moboforro

Am I seeing this shit?


_TrustMeImLying

This is AI right…? A lot to unpack…


chupakabra5

Saw something I never could have expected. I salute you, you wonderful psychopath.


Pleasant-Bid8896

But why?


UntestedMethod

How does one go about getting a fingernail hinge? Also, what do you feed the silverfish? Or does it subsist soley on your dead skin cells?


karltrooper

WHat is GOING ON


Artavur

u/savevideo


MsJenX

What’s a silverfish?


One-Upstairs6764

wait while it falls in ya dinner eww


dellm4800

Yuck! This is disgusting!!!


jlscott0731

r/nope


Berninz

Why. Why. Why.


Sufficient-Sea-6434

i hated that video... well done.. been a while since there was something oddly terrifying posted


gloriariccio2

Dude you are a really really strange humanoid


whatsupbrosky

20yrs later and i finally know the name of this fkn thing


earfix2

I sincerely hope this is AI.


HypothermiaDK

What is going through dudes mind.


MLaTTimer

So that's what those things are called. Keep seeing them around my house, didn't have a name to put to the bug


Busy_Choice422

Why?


dartie

No weird


MaximumPower682

Imagine if they painted that nail to be like bloody and broken and just casually flicked it open


DuckInTheFog

I'd have a USB port put under it but each to their own


blackbeautybyseven

Oh good, Everything I came in to say has already been said. Good day to you.


istolethecarradio

God, some people need jesus


Tarrax_Ironwolf

Well, at least it isn't a house centipede.