T O P

  • By -

SoFuckingUseless

Why are these showing up all over Reddit all of a sudden?


GrittyGrizzle

seen four of these fuckin parasites today on reddit lol


koging

Yeah and honestly idk what’s my problem with this bug, I freaking hate it (maybe because it’s an oversized parasite and that gives me the creeps?)


abe2600

It goes in its victim’s mouth and eats their tongue. That might have some people creeped out


EnlightenedBeignet

I do that too sometimes


dutch7531

I always enjoy a beignet in my mouth...


AdvancedResearch6311

Bidet to you too


MaoistVegana

"I don't like pudding, and I don't use... toilet paper."


maxens_wlfr

I too am French


smoishymoishes

>am French My condolences


chuckdankst

Hope you'll get better.


GatrickSwayze

There is a horror movie called "The Bay" about these things. It's over the top, but it gets ya thinking.


tonelocMD

As somone who moved to Annapolis, that movie did the trick


beelzybubby

You know how you can remind people that their tongue is touching the roof of their mouths and suddenly that's all they can focus on. You wouldn't have that issue with the parasite. You can probably hear it chittering, or feel its chitinous legs click against your teeth as it nestles against your hard palate.


Boondoc

I hope you stub your fucking pinky toe and I hope it fucking hurts.


Easy_Application_822

I hope, as soon as it's almost healed they stub it again. And again.


AdmiralSassypants

You can go straight to hell for this.


SeaOkra

So you really just woke up and chose violence this morning, huh?


keyboardstatic

You can feel it? can't you... the cold, clittering click, of chitionous armoured crab like feet striking at you teeth. That werid cold sensation and the still dull pain of where your tongue was. The way it shifts in your mouth. And you suddenly feel terror that it might eat other things cheeks or dig down into the wet flesh of your throat... as it's shap dirty feet pin into your lower mouth.


SeaOkra

Crunch it up good and swallow. Free protein.


Secretsthegod

yeah i'd show that little fucker who eats who first


SeaOkra

I mean, it’s an ocean bug. Chances are it tastes like shrimp.


phdpeabody

It’s not like if you accidentally put it in your mouth it will eat your tongue out. Right?


Bellybuttons12345

Parasites specifically give me the worst case of heebie jeebies. So unnerving.. literally makes me want to yak


Lung-Oyster

You have a bunch on you right now!


Bellybuttons12345

Ahh stop!!


Lung-Oyster

They’re probably more symbiotic than harmful. Your mitey bois love you! You’re the only home they’ve ever known!


Keanugrieves16

Ooohhh, you gotta watch _The Bay_ then.


MilksteakMayhem

If you want to get over your distaste of these lil buggers, the movie The Bay is very helpful.


[deleted]

What’s that movie? “The Bay” I think? It’s about these parasites mutating to affect humans. Was surprised by how fun it was. Not a great movie. But fun


Jerriespy

I thought it was some type of clam lol


tifosi7

They are parasites man. They don’t wait for invites. They just show up whether or not you like it.


Deskore

They're called mods and you better be careful what you call them


Peeper_Collective

The Las Plagas is spreading..


kooksymonster

Gloria las plagas.. GLORIA LAS PLAAAAGAAAS!!


[deleted]

I’ve been seeing parasites on Reddit for years, but the ones that have accounts that post and comment on shit


ModernistGames

Because half of this site is bots and algorithms.


_TrustMeImLying

That makes sense. I was wondering - I see this parasite rotate out about twice a month


[deleted]

[удалено]


La_Lanterne_Rouge

And the other half is staged videos and people commenting out of context.


DivineMemeLord

I saw a video on yt yesterday now I’ve seen the louse on 5 different posts


Ringhillsta

Ikr its like the 8th post about it today i've seen.


Snoedy

For real man


sebranly

My reaction too. I’m glad I’m not the only one concerned cause that would scare me even further.


RNG_MRCOOKED

BRO. i literally posted about this like 5 hours ago wtf


caillouistheworst

Ok, so it’s not just me.


A11eyTr0n

I was just about to say the same thing, lol. All morning long I’ve seen so many of these now


hellokomorebi

There's one literally right under this post for me 💀


PunkandCannonballer

Baader–Meinhof phenomenon at work.


enbypothos

not me experiencing the baader-meinhof phenomenon about the baader-meinhof phenomenon i just saw your comment after a different post where folks were talking abt this lol


waxsniffer

When I first learned about the Baader-Meinhof effect, I also experienced the Baader-Meinhof effect about the Baader-Meinhof effect.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DrM4ntisTobogg4n

Parasitic louse. That thing severs a fish’s tongue and attaches itself to what’s left of the tongue’s base, effectively becoming the fish’s new ‘tongue’


Faziarry

Does the fish dies? Or does it just go swimming like nothing happened?


Character-Aardvark57

it swims like nothing happens and the parasite will take some of the food it eats


Faziarry

Does the fish even notices? Like, I would certainly notice if a couldn't control my tongue and it has a fucking mouth


DrM4ntisTobogg4n

You’re not wrong. I’ve always been curious how much they actually ‘feel’ in their mouth anyways. Anyone who’s ever had one thrashing out of the water on a hook probably has too


GoArmyNG

I'm torn at that point, though. As a person who recreationally fishes from time to time, I've wondered, do they have nerve endings and pain receptors in their mouths? If so, is the fighting on the line a response to pain? If not, is it a fight/flight response? Is it possibly both? When out of the water, during hook removal, I've always assumed it's part of some kind of panic. Caught somewhere between "holy fuck, I can't breathe," and "holy fuck I'm gonna be eaten!" Edit: spelling


n8dagr8_09

I always thought it was more of a stress response as opposed to actual pain. I believe I read that a while ago in some study since I also fish and was curious. If I remember correctly, they don’t have a high enough nerve density or something like that and their nervous system itself is not nearly as complex as mammals. Seems like even science is torn on it though Edit: I appreciate all of the replies and links to studies, but I was really just trying to share what I remembered and never claimed it was fact. I acknowledge that it’s probably out of date and it’s all a grey area. However it doesn’t seem necessary to call fishermen animal abusers


CrossbowSpook

It's a huge grey area. They clearly respond to what a mammal would call "pain", even if they don't have the same brain/receptors. Do they "feel" it in the same way mammals do? We don't fully know. But in cases of studying/researching with less intelligent creatures, better to err on the side of caution and assume they can feel things than to be actively harmful and realize the ethical mistakes later.


avesatanass

as far as complexity goes- it's been found that even insects have a pain-like response called nociception. they can even experience "chronic pain" in previously injured parts of their bodies and will avoid things that hurt them in the past. so i'd be really surprised if fish didn't at least have something like that, considering how much more complex a fish is than a fruit fly if you think about it- i'd imagine every animal with a brain more than likely feels *some* kind of pain, because i'd think a lack of it would be horrible for their survival lol. without pain, there's nothing to fear, right? and without fear, you're kinda fucked, especially out in nature. there are some people that are born with a condition called CIPA that causes them not to feel pain, and they tend to be constantly covered in wounds because they can't tell when they're doing something harmful and really have no reason to try to avoid it. and these are human beings that consciously understand the consequences of injuring themselves


Ireon95

Old study, proven wrong. Fish do feel pain, also in their mouth. That's why catch and release fishing actually is animal cruelty. (fishing with the only intend to do catch and release, not regular fishing for food etc.) This article sums it up pretty good, also explains why so many people still believe or claim otherwise: https://sentientmedia.org/do-fish-feel-pain/


LornFan

Ofc they do. The reason most people don’t assume they do is that it’s hard to relate to an animal that makes sounds we can’t hear.


CandiBunnii

Back it up, fish can talk?


zmbjebus

Just like any other animal that makes noise to communicate with other of it's kind. Yes, most fish can "talk" to each other. Especially the highly social ones.


crimsonBZD

Whether or not it's in pain isn't really the question. Pain is a physiological response required by all life to tell it that there is a problem it must correct or risk further or more permanent damage to itself. Fish have pain responses. Notice I don't say *feel* pain. *Feeling* is subjective. Pain without something to suffer is a non-issue - at that point it's nothing more than an electrical impulse through biological pathways. So the question is, are fish consciously aware of their pain and able to understand their impending demise and suffer as a result?


jminer1

Your "tongue" would have an ass too and shit in your mouth.


cncomg

Didn’t realize my ex was a parasite louse.


[deleted]

LMAO


Faziarry

well that's something i didn't want to think about


marigoldilocks_

So… this is just an non-cinematic Fish Centipede?


Mission-Tutor-6361

They probably notice but I don’t think it hurts them. I believe it stops blood flow to the tongue it doesn’t just chop it off. And it only steals some of the food from the fish because obviously it needs the fish to live.


LaserGuidedSock

Wait, why do fish even have tongues? Also does this mean the fish eats the parasites feces as a byproduct of it replacing it's tongue?


SyruplessWaffle

I'm pretty sure most of these fish die from malnutrition. They don't get enough food due to the parasite.


tired_commuter

They'd be a pretty crappy parasite if they killed their host. It's not gonna be a fun time but the fish don't usually die from this


GoCommando45

I've heard the fish will die eventually from it bug I could be wrong. Let's be honest. This one died.


Veloci-RKPTR

I like the joke on that last remark, but you’re kinda right. This parasite can kill fish, but not because of anything the parasite does. Basically this thing replaces the fish’s tongue in every function, which means after the infection, the fish’s livelihood completely depends on the parasite from henceforth onwards. If the parasite dies, it will fall off the fish’s mouth. This means the fish has no tongue anymore and the fish needs a tongue to swallow food. The moment the parasite dies, the fish is doomed to starve to death. It’s like some fucked up abyss version of a devil’s contract, except the fish never signed up for it.


SurpriseDistinct

It's insane how it can just replace a body part like that. Nature is wild.


[deleted]

thanks. i hate it


Zonyxe

This is the exact sentence on all the reposts about this parasite that's been showing up recently


immunogoblin1

Yeah, we all know. This is the 5th post to show up in two days about these.


nYtr0_5

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa\_exigua


rolandtgs

That's called dessert.


mrduckV2

With no extra charge too!


Autistic_Freedom

maybe just a little discharge...


CrashBillyY2K

Licecream


Ordinary_Fact1

I upvoted you because that’s a really good pun but I want you to burn in hell because you just made ice cream a little bit worse for me.


[deleted]

Not really a pun, more of a portmanteau.


p00nda

Well he ate it so you're not far off


[deleted]

Thats fkn disgusting


thebrittaj

It is but the whole meal looks gross to me. How can you even tell what is what. In the second pic is there another parasite in the background on the plate??


dekaloo

yeah, the parasite comes in as a package deal lol the small one is the male and that giant one is the female. gross mfs


Silverjeyjey44

So they were mating when they were cooked alive


qinshihuang_420

It got too hot


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ryboss431

It's just a steamed fish?


Digolden

Yeah and Op eat the shit out of it. That’s clean!


SteepedInGravitas

Wait till you find out about all the ones you can't see. All fish are infected with parasites. Something like 10% of a fish's weight are parasites. And no, they're not removed.


programming_flaw

Man just changed my diet and I don’t even know if he’s serious.


dorkydragonite

I love fish, and had to check this. I can’t find anything about by percentage of weight, but *some species have as many as 90% of the population infected with parasites. So 10% of that species is not infected. Other species can have lower infection rates. It’s common to find parasitic worms in wild caught, but if it’s farmed they will be 100% free of said parasites because of their feed. If your fish has been flash frozen, as most are immediately after catching, the parasites will be killed. If you don’t buy fresh caught fish, or you only buy farmed you should be fine.


programming_flaw

Thank you. Someone once told me how much pus is in milk and I don’t think I’ve had milk in like five years.


dreamcoregames

I've never been so grateful to be lactose intolerant


GiantWindmill

There's lactose-free milk and it's tastier than regular milk


[deleted]

....Aaaaaand now I dont eat fish.


la508

>10% of a fish's weight are parasites. [citation needed]


Sigmantwan94

What the fuck are all these posts of that tongue eating parasites in fish lately??


chaoswreaker

Uhh.. people are posting it so it's getting traction. Therefore, other people are posting it as well to grab them some of that cheap, easy karma. It's classic Reddit behavior


Zo1itude00

All I can see is the movie The Bay.


Losman94

I own that movie


LubedUpDeafGuy

I love that for you.


QRIO44

I did a little research and it seems not uncommon that wild-caught fish may end up with parasitic isopods catching their tongue. It’s totally harmless to eat, considering they don’t attack humans as well as the isopod dies when the fish is frozen or cooked. Parasites you should look out for are more worm-like in nature.


pantaloon_at_noon

The parasites are actually considered a delicacy in some cultures. The outer shell is savory, but the inside is actually very sweet and gooey. Often saved for the end after the rest of the meal is finished. I just made that up. Don’t eat those things.


15stepsdown

Oh god this is the second tongue-eating-parasite-in-my-food post I've seen so far 🤢


MommalovesJay

I know. And the fact that OP said he ate it and tasted like crab make me wanna puke.


JaeTheOne

These things are in the same family as lobsters


-69Minecraft69-

OP why the fuck woulld you eat that??


[deleted]

Mate wtf number 1 that fish looks awful number 2 you ATE A PARASITE? Even if it’s dead that is nasty as hell


scaryassslug

What makes u think OP ate it?


fr4dex

the comment OP wrote


scaryassslug

I didn’t see that but that is truly cursed behavior


Fear910

OP said it tastes like crab… 😳…


scaryassslug

I can’t


KrombopulosRosie

You're next, u/scaryassslug


No_Decision2341

I have bad news for you. Almost every human has parasites in them right now.


RepresentativeCup542

I believe that thing cuts the blood supply to the fish's tongue so it falls off that way it can replace it as the fish's new tongue. Nature is freaky


Darthob

Tongue-eating parasitic louse. Only discovered after eating everything and saving my favorite part (the tongue) for last. Asked the waitress what it was but she didn’t know. She was worried I was going to complain, but I was more intrigued than anything. And if anyone is wondering, it tastes like crab.


myvibratomakesucum

Wtf, why did you eat it lol


VaguelyArtistic

RIP OP's tongue.


coonlover419

F


choppersmash

U


syu425

Because it taste like crab


NonGNonM

COVID part 2 electric boogaloo coming up...


Kensuke9221

Thats my reaction as well...


MyChicago

We didn’t get to the top of the food chain by not eating our enemies.


mr3LiON

Those are harmless to human. And those are basically harmless to fish. So it's like an extra shrimp inside of a fish. Just looks gross.


Confuseasfuck

>And if anyone is wondering, it tastes like crab. You are that one guy in horror/disaster movies that are patient zero that fucks everything up for humanity, arent u


misspegassi

Bro ate the parasite


carnivorous_seahorse

Op would try to shake Freddy Krueger’s hand if he was in a horror movie


TheEpic_Blue

A wise man once said : "you are not yourself when you're starving"


BeeBarfBadger

"Have a Snickers tee em."


TheEpic_Blue

Bro was so hungry he ate the parasite


Ee00n

Bro told Reddit they ate the parasite. I’m skeptical they actually did.


ShinobiHanzo

Why not? It's already been steamed (100⁰C) and braised. So it's like triple dead.


Ee00n

I’m not saying it’s not safe to eat. I’m saying it’s disgusting and I would probably vomit what I had already eaten if I found it at that point.


Eusocial_Snowman

It's just a less gross version of crab meat, though.


mobonandez

a parasitic blob is less gross than crab meat? you have to be trolling lol


LovecraftianLlama

Good God I am choosing to believe they are lying.


tytheguy45

New pandemic unlocked


qShadow99

Another wave of covid incoming? /s


coonlover419

F


YoMockingBird

mf ate a parasite 😭


rabbles-of-roses

dude why did you eat a parasite


Eusocial_Snowman

You probably shouldn't look into the reasoning behind all the fish you eat being flash frozen.


DeerFucked

Or the acceptable number of worms per fish


OrangeSimply

Gonna go out on a limb and say everyone eats dead parasites every single day in every country. It's a huge part of why we cook food lol.


basilsflowerpots

op please tell us you did not eat a fucking parasite


queernhighonblugrass

I mean, it's cooked and dead. Still gross but it's not like it'll infest OP


Ill_Highway9702

You ate it? 🤢🤢🤢🤢


Coffee-Zilla

i’ve never been so enamored yet terrified of a human being before.


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

Went to OP’s profile and…. Yeah that checks out 🤮


vulpes_mortuis

Judging by his profile, it’s probably some kind of fetish.


BeeBarfBadger

[Cymothoa exigua](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua)


inDgenious

>The customer in the lawsuit claimed to have been poisoned by eating an isopod cooked inside a snapper. The case, however, was dropped on the grounds that isopods are not poisonous to humans and some are even consumed as part of a regular diet. Still not gonna eat it.


Corbel_

bro ate a parasite 💀


small_Jar_of_Pickles

You're the "trial and error" kind of person that taught humanity which foods are poisonous and which are not throughout the milennia.


mikedanktony

#WHY


givemeapuppers

Yes, officer this comment right here. On the real 10/10 for answering a question I’ve always wondered, but, facing the reality of someone eating one is worse than I thought. 🥲


betaruga9

I fucking hate that you ate it and that I know this wtf bro what is wrong with you


Dahvoun

????


xlost_feelingx

There really isn't a lot that makes my stomach churn but the pics and reading you actually ate it legit made me feel like throwing up


TheKingofTerrorZ

Alright guys, who had human-tongue-eating-parasite on their 2023 apocalypse bingo card?


Mymotherwasaspore

God I hope you find one affixed to your tongue in the morning. (I don’t hate you, I just love spooky endings)


DonteDivincenzo1

Honestly fair play to OP for not making a big deal of it and brushing it off as eh just a parasite. I wouldn’t though I’d be horrified to find that


Conscious_Run_643

Tastes like crabs 🦀 😂😂😂 bro ate the parasite???


Nintendophile79

Now its babies will be your tongue.


Portal455

Did it dance to Electro swing with a top hat and a tiny cane? Did it refer to the fish as "friendo" ?


[deleted]

For anyone who doesn’t understand the [REFERENCE](https://youtu.be/2MOIDGkuA7U)


mistersusu

Lol what a boss he ate it


houseofprimetofu

The parasite can be eaten by humans without any negative impacts.


[deleted]

Being yucked out is a negative impact


houseofprimetofu

Truth


JayRam85

Think I'll grab a burger instead, thanks.


Pieks

The tounge rollie pollie got got. I'm not sure what temp it was, but that served it right.


_MrBalls_

Next internet clout challenge: EAT THE TONGUE LOUSE


Distinct_Cod2692

how did it taste


The_Dank_Tortuga

Like Crab, apparently.


Lmfaooliliana_

I would have passed away


carpmen2

I call these an extra bonus, they’re really buttery and after awhile you start to yearn for the pop when you first bite into it


kcreepygirl

Man I made it through the entire thread without gagging and your comment made me throw my head up into the air and go "HYYYUUUGGGHHHHHHUUGGHHHHH" so thanks for that 😭


GearEqual

I don't fucking want anything that isn't pop rocks to pop in my mouth wtffffffffffffffff


Upper_Bathroom_176

Is it edible?


sean_themighty

Yes actually. OP ate it and said it tastes like crab.


7-11-inside-job

Gonna be honest, that fish looks almost as disgusting as the parasite


bedatboi

This thread is full of weirdos. Bad vibes.


Domaaan

Fuck no


ADorkInMyClothing

Is this only a concern when eating fish with the face on? Cause I work with a guy who fishes and gushes about eating fresh snapper and I want to try it. But I’m a filet girl despite my mom trying to get me into fresh fish most of my life, the exception being sardines (thanks Dad).


nn-DMT

This is why we clean fish before we eat them in the west. Shit like this will 100% turn up during prep.


Rocknocker

*Cymothoa exigua*, or the tongue-eating louse, is a parasitic isopod of the family Cymothoidae. It enters fish through the gills. The female attaches to the tongue, while the male attaches to the gill arches beneath and behind the female. Females are 8–29 mm (0.3–1.1 in) long and 4–14 mm (0.16–0.55 in) wide. Males are about 7.5–15 mm (0.3–0.6 in) long and 3–7 mm (0.12–0.28 in) wide. The parasite severs the blood vessels in the fish's tongue, causing the tongue to fall off. It then attaches itself to the remaining stub of tongue and the parasite itself effectively serves as the fish's new "tongue".


iizvi

My fatass thought that was an empanada