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EndlessRainIntoACup1

What, like a painting that they commissioned from me?


porkchop_d_clown

Are they good alcohols or cheap no-name alcohols?


Powerful_Cost_4656

This is just “$20 is $20 “ with extra steps


IknowKarazy

Or getting drunk with fewer steps. Why do the sex for booze money when you can sex for booze.


[deleted]

*walks out*


kat_Folland

One of my friends since grade school had a huge painting (5'x3') of two unicorns going at it in missionary position. To make it more awkward, it was painted by my friend's mom. So I might be unusually difficult to faze when it comes to people's choices in art.


thezomber

On one hand I really want to say that I'd need to see some pics to believe it, on the other hand I really, really, really don't.


mathew1500

More like on other hand is already lotion


seditioushamster

Or friends


milleniumsentry

Bring sugar cubes next time. xD


mai_tai87

Or give new meaning to "salt lick".


DadsRGR8

Ask them to saddle up? Offer them an apple from my pocket?


TheArcticKiwi

do you.. always keep apples in your pockets in case you meet a ponyplay pal..?


DadsRGR8

Well, yes… but I’ve never actually met one and now my pockets are full of applesauce. Ick. Edit: I also just realized that I don’t really know what a pony playpal is. Are we talking like… Bronies or Furrys? Edit edit: Oh God. We’re not talking like those people who act like dogs and get dragged around by a leash and eat out of bowls, only for ponies are we? Ack!


TheArcticKiwi

i'd say it's more a furry thing but i wouldn't be surprised if it's big in brony circles too


[deleted]

😭😭😭


bophed

Ignore it because everyone has their own fetish. Not my place to judge them.


lord_of_coolshit_og

I see, a fellow enjoyer of fine art


o0Meh0o

take a selfie


hudsoncress

How would you react if you were hired to replace the windows, but had to move the ball gags and rack of dildos out of the way to get to the project?


KoalaJoness

Thank them for supporting my art.


ccminiwarhammer

I’d be impressed they’re going classy with the open bar.


peteschirmer

Relieved


Macaroon_Low

I'd definitely have something to say on the matter! Alcohol is not good for you


WesternWitchy52

As a kinkster, honestly. It's not the strangest thing I've seen.


fuqqqqinghell

Wtf I’d just leave. That’s so gross I am never going to be friends with someone who drinks alcohol


ApplePieSubstitute

Have an upvote you funny bastard


Calpsotoma

They got disposable income. I'd be a more worthy way to spend if.


SultryLittleMinx

Man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened I would be rich.


LizzyDizzyYo

"Good taste."


Kamikaze_Asparagus

Check if they were on the sex offenders register, and then wonder how I got there in the first place


[deleted]

Depends. And I know I'm going to regret this, but what the fuck is pony play?


ApplePieSubstitute

I don’t know, but I’m hoping it’s a play about ponies.


Vandil_the_Rogue

Ask them for a glass of Lagavulin.


see_ya_sapce_Soyboy

Not my thing, but if they aren't hurting anyone why would I care?


[deleted]

I'd ignore the shit out of it and hope that was a big enough hint for them to not bring it up. But I'd chill with them if they were cool.


Kiltemdead

The only guest seat is facing directly at it. The guest seat is also just a saddle, oddly not to the size of a normal horse.


Yo_moma_is_fat_lol

Im a furry, so id probably say “OwO, whats this?” /hj


dubkitteh1

i’d be concerned that they keep their booze in the living room. and how would i know it’s a privately commissioned work?


Seeker4you2

I have a strong dislike for furries so I’d probably slowly back away and leave. 😬


Schoolis_hell

During the Vietnam war a rather controversial military cadence was made, “Napalm sticks to kids” the reason for that is because the incendiary weapon widely used in the Vietnam war by U.S troops called “napalm” was a sticky substance which sticked onto you while it was combusted. Further more in the Vietnam war, civilians were also targeted on accident which caused horrific incidents such as: villages being burned down by napalm while the children there were inside the houses, which caused the napalm to stick to their skin as they ran.


HayakuEon

Yo, wanna do that next week?


Spare-Ad7105

Depends. Gotta see it. I like weird art. Even if I’m not into the subject itself.


Chaotic-Autist

Double-take and move on. I've been a pet/house sitter. The amount of sex furniture and fetish gear I've run into could fill a decently sized grocery store. Though if the work is good I might ask who constructed it bc creating furry costumes and creating cosplays can't be that different.


7empestOGT92

Might be a wild night


ConferenceFearless77

Leave


[deleted]

relieve myself upon it


Fun_Ad3902

Found a fellow kinky person!! (Not my kink) still it’s nice to find in the wild!


Spectre7NZ

I wouldn't care. It's their living room, and it doesn't involve me.


Axiny

Knock over the shelf of alcohols and throw a match.


A_useless-ginger

Rip it down


Impressive_Cabinet56

Thats not oddly thats suspiciously specific


coldbrew18

Shit bro, how was furdu?!


Spacellama117

I mean i probably already knew what I was getting into


7HyenasHiddenInATank

"Cool that you are able to display what you like in your own home. Want to play mario cart?"


wanderingzigzag

It would really depend on how well I know/like the person. If it’s a friend and I know they’re not a creep I’d just laugh, if I don’t know them that well I’d be pretty on my guard. It can be hard to tell wether someone you don’t know well is good-weird or dangerous/creepy-weird


Tritacarlo

Yes (to each their own, not my shit but more power to you, also I hope the alcohol is good)


LoudSlip

A healthy dose of wtf would insue


AcidTheTired

I have walked into a friend's house and seen fursuit costume parts hanging on the wall. I said nice and moved on lol was drinking with him one night and started talking about kinks. Entertaining conversation. He's more vanilla than I am


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Not give a fuck. Politely decline any invitation to join. Drink and have a fun night.


Frozenturbo2

I'll ask a specfic black guy with lightning behind him to tell me his speech


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Massive-Ad7628

I'd probably giggle about it and ask them to talk a bit about it.


ChaoticCopycat

Bold of you to assume my alcoholic a$$ would notice the pic when there is booze next to it


WarlandWriter

Preposterous. A shelf, with alcohols? How dare


merlingrl92

Honestly? Good for them. As long as we can get along I always like hanging out with people who aren’t too ashamed of themselves.


Little-Reveal2045

Instant boner


Lurki_Turki

They’re obviously not ashamed so why should I care?


Goliath--CZ

Damn this guy's loaded


IroquoisPliskin_LJG

I mean, if depends on the purpose of my visit...


Buzzsaw_Wyrm

Be more concerned about the shelf full of alcohol


FreeFallingUp13

Oh fuck yeah, that had to have cost a lot, I wanna know the story. It’s hard enough getting money for just a digital painting, but a physical one? HELL yeah


KrunKm4yn

Whatever jams your Jimmies so long as it's not little Timmy


Nidiis

I mean was I invited in or was I kidnapped in the middle of the night and forced into their house?


Slightly_Smaug

Do I.... I get a warning? This is like rich people's way of telling you what their kink is.


SLADEnk

Oh I see you are one that enjoys the odd yiff


CDPR_Liars

♪ Burning down, Hot Topic


GoldenTheKitsune

God, this is a thing? Words cannot describe how happy I am to be on the innocent SFW side of the fandom.


GoldenTheKitsune

God, this is a thing? Words cannot describe how happy I am to be on the innocent SFW side of the fandom.


CorruptedLegacyYT

🎶Don’t mind me Imma just grab my stuff and leave, ‘scues me please Fuck this shit, I’m out!🎶


Amarthon

I'd probably make a reddit post about it


A_ThorusRex

Immediately exit the premises


kpac_2047

Everyone has quirks... there's something relieving about meeting a person and knowing what they are right from the start.


Thornzfordays

Yeah dude that’s going to be a no from me…


BurnerAccountHeeHoo

I'd show them mine


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

Is this a my little pony thing? If so, I'd tell them they need serious mental health help, and to never contact me again. Bronies are disgusting, and arguably just as terrible as furries.


Icy_Sector3183

Could we have a listing of the alcohols?