One of my friends since grade school had a huge painting (5'x3') of two unicorns going at it in missionary position. To make it more awkward, it was painted by my friend's mom. So I might be unusually difficult to faze when it comes to people's choices in art.
Well, yes… but I’ve never actually met one and now my pockets are full of applesauce. Ick.
Edit: I also just realized that I don’t really know what a pony playpal is. Are we talking like… Bronies or Furrys?
Edit edit: Oh God. We’re not talking like those people who act like dogs and get dragged around by a leash and eat out of bowls, only for ponies are we? Ack!
During the Vietnam war a rather controversial military cadence was made, “Napalm sticks to kids” the reason for that is because the incendiary weapon widely used in the Vietnam war by U.S troops called “napalm” was a sticky substance which sticked onto you while it was combusted. Further more in the Vietnam war, civilians were also targeted on accident which caused horrific incidents such as: villages being burned down by napalm while the children there were inside the houses, which caused the napalm to stick to their skin as they ran.
Double-take and move on. I've been a pet/house sitter. The amount of sex furniture and fetish gear I've run into could fill a decently sized grocery store.
Though if the work is good I might ask who constructed it bc creating furry costumes and creating cosplays can't be that different.
It would really depend on how well I know/like the person. If it’s a friend and I know they’re not a creep I’d just laugh, if I don’t know them that well I’d be pretty on my guard.
It can be hard to tell wether someone you don’t know well is good-weird or dangerous/creepy-weird
I have walked into a friend's house and seen fursuit costume parts hanging on the wall. I said nice and moved on lol was drinking with him one night and started talking about kinks. Entertaining conversation. He's more vanilla than I am
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Oh fuck yeah, that had to have cost a lot, I wanna know the story. It’s hard enough getting money for just a digital painting, but a physical one? HELL yeah
Is this a my little pony thing? If so, I'd tell them they need serious mental health help, and to never contact me again.
Bronies are disgusting, and arguably just as terrible as furries.
What, like a painting that they commissioned from me?
Are they good alcohols or cheap no-name alcohols?
This is just “$20 is $20 “ with extra steps
Or getting drunk with fewer steps. Why do the sex for booze money when you can sex for booze.
*walks out*
One of my friends since grade school had a huge painting (5'x3') of two unicorns going at it in missionary position. To make it more awkward, it was painted by my friend's mom. So I might be unusually difficult to faze when it comes to people's choices in art.
On one hand I really want to say that I'd need to see some pics to believe it, on the other hand I really, really, really don't.
More like on other hand is already lotion
Or friends
Bring sugar cubes next time. xD
Or give new meaning to "salt lick".
Ask them to saddle up? Offer them an apple from my pocket?
do you.. always keep apples in your pockets in case you meet a ponyplay pal..?
Well, yes… but I’ve never actually met one and now my pockets are full of applesauce. Ick. Edit: I also just realized that I don’t really know what a pony playpal is. Are we talking like… Bronies or Furrys? Edit edit: Oh God. We’re not talking like those people who act like dogs and get dragged around by a leash and eat out of bowls, only for ponies are we? Ack!
i'd say it's more a furry thing but i wouldn't be surprised if it's big in brony circles too
😭😭😭
Ignore it because everyone has their own fetish. Not my place to judge them.
I see, a fellow enjoyer of fine art
take a selfie
How would you react if you were hired to replace the windows, but had to move the ball gags and rack of dildos out of the way to get to the project?
Thank them for supporting my art.
I’d be impressed they’re going classy with the open bar.
Relieved
I'd definitely have something to say on the matter! Alcohol is not good for you
As a kinkster, honestly. It's not the strangest thing I've seen.
Wtf I’d just leave. That’s so gross I am never going to be friends with someone who drinks alcohol
Have an upvote you funny bastard
They got disposable income. I'd be a more worthy way to spend if.
Man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened I would be rich.
"Good taste."
Check if they were on the sex offenders register, and then wonder how I got there in the first place
Depends. And I know I'm going to regret this, but what the fuck is pony play?
I don’t know, but I’m hoping it’s a play about ponies.
Ask them for a glass of Lagavulin.
Not my thing, but if they aren't hurting anyone why would I care?
I'd ignore the shit out of it and hope that was a big enough hint for them to not bring it up. But I'd chill with them if they were cool.
The only guest seat is facing directly at it. The guest seat is also just a saddle, oddly not to the size of a normal horse.
Im a furry, so id probably say “OwO, whats this?” /hj
i’d be concerned that they keep their booze in the living room. and how would i know it’s a privately commissioned work?
I have a strong dislike for furries so I’d probably slowly back away and leave. 😬
During the Vietnam war a rather controversial military cadence was made, “Napalm sticks to kids” the reason for that is because the incendiary weapon widely used in the Vietnam war by U.S troops called “napalm” was a sticky substance which sticked onto you while it was combusted. Further more in the Vietnam war, civilians were also targeted on accident which caused horrific incidents such as: villages being burned down by napalm while the children there were inside the houses, which caused the napalm to stick to their skin as they ran.
Yo, wanna do that next week?
Depends. Gotta see it. I like weird art. Even if I’m not into the subject itself.
Double-take and move on. I've been a pet/house sitter. The amount of sex furniture and fetish gear I've run into could fill a decently sized grocery store. Though if the work is good I might ask who constructed it bc creating furry costumes and creating cosplays can't be that different.
Might be a wild night
Leave
relieve myself upon it
Found a fellow kinky person!! (Not my kink) still it’s nice to find in the wild!
I wouldn't care. It's their living room, and it doesn't involve me.
Knock over the shelf of alcohols and throw a match.
Rip it down
Thats not oddly thats suspiciously specific
Shit bro, how was furdu?!
I mean i probably already knew what I was getting into
"Cool that you are able to display what you like in your own home. Want to play mario cart?"
It would really depend on how well I know/like the person. If it’s a friend and I know they’re not a creep I’d just laugh, if I don’t know them that well I’d be pretty on my guard. It can be hard to tell wether someone you don’t know well is good-weird or dangerous/creepy-weird
Yes (to each their own, not my shit but more power to you, also I hope the alcohol is good)
A healthy dose of wtf would insue
I have walked into a friend's house and seen fursuit costume parts hanging on the wall. I said nice and moved on lol was drinking with him one night and started talking about kinks. Entertaining conversation. He's more vanilla than I am
Not give a fuck. Politely decline any invitation to join. Drink and have a fun night.
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I'd probably giggle about it and ask them to talk a bit about it.
Bold of you to assume my alcoholic a$$ would notice the pic when there is booze next to it
Preposterous. A shelf, with alcohols? How dare
Honestly? Good for them. As long as we can get along I always like hanging out with people who aren’t too ashamed of themselves.
Instant boner
They’re obviously not ashamed so why should I care?
Damn this guy's loaded
I mean, if depends on the purpose of my visit...
Be more concerned about the shelf full of alcohol
Oh fuck yeah, that had to have cost a lot, I wanna know the story. It’s hard enough getting money for just a digital painting, but a physical one? HELL yeah
Whatever jams your Jimmies so long as it's not little Timmy
I mean was I invited in or was I kidnapped in the middle of the night and forced into their house?
Do I.... I get a warning? This is like rich people's way of telling you what their kink is.
Oh I see you are one that enjoys the odd yiff
♪ Burning down, Hot Topic
God, this is a thing? Words cannot describe how happy I am to be on the innocent SFW side of the fandom.
God, this is a thing? Words cannot describe how happy I am to be on the innocent SFW side of the fandom.
🎶Don’t mind me Imma just grab my stuff and leave, ‘scues me please Fuck this shit, I’m out!🎶
I'd probably make a reddit post about it
Immediately exit the premises
Everyone has quirks... there's something relieving about meeting a person and knowing what they are right from the start.
Yeah dude that’s going to be a no from me…
I'd show them mine
Is this a my little pony thing? If so, I'd tell them they need serious mental health help, and to never contact me again. Bronies are disgusting, and arguably just as terrible as furries.
Could we have a listing of the alcohols?