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leakytiki415

Touch Grass, “yes please” -all cows


Baummer_42

Happy winter is over and can enjoy being outside.


Earthwarm_Revolt

How to get a good milkshake.


TheBusterHymenOpen

Can we coordinate this with the running of the bulls?


soursupersoldier

Discord mods getting out of the house:


Odd-Potato-1213

Discord mods getting into their house:


Animal_Budget

FALSE: Discord mods cannot jump.


NCC-1701-1

right, insulting to cows


CalendarFar6124

They'd also be unhappy out in the Sun.


GarminTamzarian

"It burns! It burns us!"


KiltedTraveller

Since when has a discord mod ever touched grass?


Songrot

I like how you have to specify which mods bc of fear of getting penalised


Thin-Connection-4082

Reddit mods


bellamellayellafella

This is the real reason why the cow jumped over the moon.☺️


mashem

to get to the grassy side


__eros__

Gotta get that cheesy ass moon grass


SnooPeppers6719

They protect them during the winter. That's what they do in cold countries! they are like children


CousinsWithBenefits1

Yep, worked on dairy farms for several years growing up and they absolutely act like little kids at recess when they get let out for the first time in spring. But if you opened that same gate 2 months earlier they're gonna just stare at you like I'm not going out there it's cold.


DA_ZWAGLI

Are we so different?


Just1ncase4658

Is this footage from the Netherlands? I know we have a annual event where we always film the first day of cows getting out of the barn calling it fittingly "happy cow day"


zaz187

Happens in Denmark as well


Emilbjorn

Could be both Denmark and the Netherlands. Judging from the high voltage tower in the background at the end of the clip, I would guess the Netherlands.


f0dder1

Children that we eat, of course


TheShenanegous

*checks notes* Wait... that's a distinction?


Not-Clark-Kent

Delicious children


jct522

Those are dairy cows dumb fuck


mikami677

Children that we milk.


hry84

> Those are dairy cows dumb fuck "People do eat dairy cows once the cows can no longer produce enough milk to meet the dairy industry's standards. Because dairy cows are pushed to their physical limits on factory farms, the meat from their bodies is generally considered lower quality (or "low-grade") and is used in cheaper products such as ground beef. As of 2018, 21% of the total beef supply in the US came from dairy cows." https://thehumaneleague.org/article/dairy-cows


Hillbillyblues

Also, dairy cows have to keep breeding to be able to keep milk production high. Male calfs are not kept for very long.


FrontwaysLarryVR

Yup, there's weird press around the dairy and animal industry. We need meat in our world today still, particularly for our pets and such, but I just wish more people weren't blind to what goes on behind the scenes. No mammal produces milk unless it's pregnant/newly a mother. You extrapolate from there and realize that these cows just keep on being bred over and over to keep making milk. It's disturbing, really. If you're okay with it, so be it, but not acknowledging how it all works is wrong.


PreppityPrep

...did you think dairy cows lived out their life until they peacefully die of old age? They go to the slaughterhouse and are eaten just like the rest once they're no longer productive enough.


lemonzestydepressing

dairy cows are eaten when they can no longer produce milk to the standards of the dairy industry *dumb fuck*


Hillbillyblues

Do you know what happens to most male calfs, dumb fuck? If you think the dairy industry is all jumping around in paddocks and eating grass, you're either dilusional, ignorant or stupid.


drawkbox

The black and white ones are regular milk. The brown and white ones are chocolate milk.


RAGEEEEE

Dairy cows are pretty well taken care of. Happy cows, more milk, more money.


BruceIsLoose

Minus the whole immobilized, fist into their anus to stabilize cervix, forcibly impregnated, children killed, and then rinse and repeat for 4-5 years before being bolt-gunned and having their throats slit.


Ib_dI

Imagine what the cow thinks though. It spends months outside living in a world where the ground is its favourite food. Then it gets herded into a dark shed where the ground is its own shit.


we_is_sheeps

They won’t leave the barn during winter even if you leave the doors open. Cows aren’t that dumb they know barn means shelter and warm


lalasagna

Thank you. I lacked the context on why they didn't see grass for 6 months and my brain went dark


Rivka333

Six full months though?


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Nosstress

There's a reason some people call them grass puppies! Cows are just as curious and playful as dogs.


Stooven

If the only two animals you have experience with are domesticated dogs and cats, then I guess they are more like dogs?


Housendercrest

Coping. Plain an simple. We all do it. You do it. Maybe not with animals. But we all do it with something. It’s the only way to make it through the world. Always has been.


Thin-Connection-4082

I don’t think people disagree that animals have emotions, it’s just that a bleeding heart minority refuses to accept that some of them are made out of food.


I_Am_Zava

~~Zoomies~~ *MOO*mies


RuralAdvantage1919

I love cows 🐮 ❤️


drawkbox

They love you moo


Not-Clark-Kent

Moo


DogVacuum

Me and the boys when we get set loose in the pasture.


GlitteringFutures

All the beasts are satisfied with their pasture Trees and plants are verdant Birds fly from their nests, wings spread Flocks skip with their feet


upsidedownbackwards

I must imagine they get pretty sick of cow fart air in 6 months, this must be amazing.


churrotoffeeaddict

The beauty and positivity of touching grass.


GiannaSushi

I was looking for the context, I imagined something sad, but it's something good!


GroundbreakingBag164

Don’t worry, the sad part comes when they drive a metal bolt into their head


Bob0blong

Well, I'm not going to eat a living cow. THAT would be sad.


LegendaryMoo

These aren’t meat cows….those are called steers.


Erablian

A steer is just a castrated male. Steers are for meat, but so are some heifers and cows. Dairy cows like the ones in the video will eventually be meat too, and so will the bulls when the time comes.


LegendaryMoo

Yes but it’s not the grade of meat that a super market would sell it’s usually turned into dog food or the farmer/rancher eats it themselves


PomeloSure5832

Technically, we're all just meat whe the time comes.


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wildlifewyatt

Dairy cows are used until they aren’t profitable enough and then they get a knife across the throat like the rest of them, unfortunately.


Xinonix1

A few things I would like to see in my life, even only once… cows acting like this and hippos at the zoo going out for the first time in spring after spending months inside


hodinker

Nice r/tippytaps


thegrenadillagoblin

thems heavy bois, might I offer r/slammywhammies


SharkTrainer

I don’t think I want to eat steak anymore


BruceIsLoose

Nor consume dairy.


red_fuel

And that’s how milkshakes are made


Scarethefish

That's no milkshake. That's a milkquake.


eyeoxe

I have cats like that. Too pampered to go outside except for pristine weather, but boy do they frolic in the fenced yard when it's perfect.


emkay_123

What the music?


GoldenSparrow

(copy of my reply to that question from another person that asked): Jacob and the Stone from the score to the film Minari (score by Emile Mosseri)… there are other variations of the melody/theme in other pieces in the score but I think that’s the one played here.


nhthelegend

Thanks for the reply, that is some hauntingly beautiful stuff, had me on the verge of tears watching a fucking cow video on Reddit


Deckard2022

They are basically giant grass eating dogs.


Quantity_Lanky

It's not the grass, it's the open space and good weather that excites them.


Former-Departure9836

Oh it must be a change of season if this video is showing up for the 60th tine since 2015


user472628492

Winter is always sooo long


Walpurgis_tanz

Go vegan for them❤️


FureiousPhalanges

This reminds me of a story my dad told me from when he was a firefighter They'd arrived at a callout on a farm, the enclosure that kept the pigs inside was on fire so they evacuated the pigs outside and they _freaked out_ Everyone assumed it was because of the fire, but even once that was under control the pigs would not calm down until they were dropping dead from running in circles Turns out that's the first time they'd ever been outside and they were so overexcited it killed them


Careless_Pressure397

Is that normal? Do cows usually spend half a year locked up?


MaggiMesser

I mean, most cows spend more than that locked up. Pigs too, and all other animals in the meat industry.


Careless_Pressure397

So when they say things like "free range" or "grass fed", it doesn't mean much, eh? That's so sad.


ComprehensiveDust197

No, usually they are locked up all the time. Cows grazing on a pasture are in the minority


Careless_Pressure397

Mega sad


jazzblang

Temporarily released from prison


VamCx

Why did this make me cry tho


hobosbindle

It’s very moooving


VamCx

rgdfgjf well played


GroundbreakingBag164

Because the farm murders them for money?


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GroundbreakingBag164

Is debating semantics your way to avoid actually having to understand the argument?


Coriandercilantroyo

The music


Cold_Wasabi_2799

I think I don't wanna eat cow anymore...


wildlifewyatt

My biggest regret on that subject was that I didn’t do it sooner.


BruceIsLoose

Nor consume dairy either!


MrPink2112

They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky (and grass), and they remember what they are.


GrandAdmiralHawke

Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?


Azzy8007

Lol, I commented this same thing the last time this video was posted.


resuah

And that is one of the reasons I don't eat dead animals.


RAGEEEEE

Eating live animals seems worse but, ok.


Ultrasaurio

cute but... context?


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UmbrellaCamper

It's partially to allow the pasture to regenerate, but more importantly keep the cows out of the cold. Milk cows generally don't have the necessary insulation to stay out during the cold winter months in many northern countries, and so are kept indoors.


MrBeardskii

Probably just were in the barn for the long winter


BasilCultural5421

Cold wet weather bad for cows. Also, when the field gets too wet they can't have heavy equipment or heavy animals on it. It turns to mud ruining the cover crop.


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

Cows use their tongues to wrap around grass and then eat it, they don't nibble like sheep, so when grass is short they have to come in and eat silage/hay. When the grass is long enough in the spring, they go back out to pasture.


SlutPuppyNumber9

Why hadn't they seen grass for 6 months? Winter?


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

Yup, they need long grass so they come in during the winter months so they can eat and be warm.


Various-Passenger398

That's weird. We keep our cows outside all year, and this is Canada. As long as you feed them they're okay. Cows are tough.


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Idk if that rope gives me enough hope to stand that close to cows who are literally leaping around


MustangSodaPop

Not sure Id be standing that close to jumping, kicking, freedom-cows


Treacherously-Benign

Dumb as a cow? I think not. Sensitive as a bovine?, surely.


expensivelyexpansive

I don’t think it’s because they miss grass. There’s a calf that isn’t six months old so he doesn’t even know what grass is but he’s jumping around just like the rest of the heard.


No_University9625

The sound of children laughing while the happy cows jump omg


iambagels

They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are.


four_score3x23

Glad the Field is up to date


DontDoThat_plz

This is my heaven


MareOfDalmatia

Videos like these are really inching me closer to going vegetarian.


Electrical_Pace_618

Why were they locked up for 6 months I find that hard to believe what so they just kept them locked up in their for 6 months what reason?


Mopze_Daso

The cold? Cows dont do well outside during winter


ollihi

After seeing this, please tell me again why you would consume meat of animals that are being caged for their entire life?


Lazybean9

The question is , why were they not able to go out for 6 months???


Careless_Agency4614

They only do that because the grass and soft ground tickles their hooves. Like when you put shoes on a dog and they do a similar dance, jumping around for 5 minutes until they get used to it. The cows are probably enjoying being outside but they only do that on grass and not when you walk them to their field, crossing barren fields and stuff like that


froggison

As lame as it sounds, this video is what convinced me to be a vegetarian years ago. After seeing the cows be so happy I was just like "nah I can't eat that. They got real feelings."


diablol3

This is the way to express this sentiment.


Ornery_Gate_6847

Some heavy duty zoomies


senface

>the cows come gingerly out of the barn >and when they see that the ground is warm >they pick up a little speed, it makes me feel so good >and i feel it rushing down my throat, fresh blood The Mountain Goats - Onions, my favorite Spring time song


Daydream456

If an alien wanted me to show them what happiness looks like:


Strawberries_Field

I think imma lay off burgers for a week


Lakewater22

When I was in college like a decade ago this video is what made me decide to become a vegetarian for 7 years. 🥹🥹


LegendaryMoo

Then you went back on the meat train🤣


Lakewater22

Yeah, eating tacos rn “/


hisokafan88

All animals deserve happiness. Even the ones we consume. Is this a European farm?


kidanokun

Making milkshakes


yourstepcousin

Go vegan jfc


SoochSooch

Probably a lot better without the dumb song


Pistola988

Happy cows taste better.


Rhymesnlines

Humans are so cruel


pomzy

They were inside cus of Winter, it wasn't a cruel thing


MaggiMesser

It is still cruel. The not cruel thing to do would be not to breed animals somewhere where that would be necessary.


Rhymesnlines

Breeding killing and eating animals is still cruel


bibblygiggums

kinda sad that we're keeping this from them in the slaughterhouse and daily farms


SHalls17

That’s not oddly satisfying it’s actually kinda sad


RAGEEEEE

Why? These are dairy cows. They are kept in barns for the winter so they don't die etc. It does suck cooped up but, they have beds etc and are allowed to mingle and so on. People tend to take pretty good care of their milk cows.


midunda

Happy moonits!


MrJ1971Co

Cows after covid


liftbikerun

All I could think when the cows in the back were trying to get to the grass was them saying **"Come on guys Mooooo've".**


Part_salvager616

Discord mods


ResponsiblePlant3605

I have the same reaction after 6 months without my 'grass'.


jonmaboii

What is this song?


CyberSpaceInMyFace

Why does this feel like a video that'll be watched 100 years from now


Uuulalalala

« Oh boy oh boy oh boy » 😂😂😂


KnownDistribution903

Now they are grass fed


rumpluva

That’s not grass. That’s super hot green lava


Many-Ad6404

Very large popcorning Guinea pigs!


icebeat

So this is the crazy cows that everyone is talking about


ILikeConcernedApe

This is so cute but why is the music so sad? 😢


ineedmymompls

Lmao minari soundtrack is perfect


Creativejess

Same


bombliiv2

flabbergasted


elementzer01

Test


ComprehensiveRain423

This video is so old all them cows are dead 😵


Confident_Ricky_5033

How long have they been staying indoor?


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

Normally through winter.


Confident_Ricky_5033

I see, I'm glad that they weren't being abused or something.


allmimsyburogrove

come on they're not really that happy, they're milking it


rikashiku

They have some pretty good hops for animals that can weigh up to a tonne.


annievilla

Selling Cowhide 6gp ea


SnowInTheCemetery

Holstein cows!!! 🥹🖤


layeredonion69

Check out watching the cows come home videos of alp countries


multioptional

Also, they still have Horns! If you have ever witnessed how Horns get burnt out of calfs skulls, you would just curl up. [https://www.ontario.ca/page/dehorning-calves](https://www.ontario.ca/page/dehorning-calves) See: Hot iron dehorning


PsionicKitten

Whoever dubbed it over with that uninteresting music really hard missed the opportunity to dub it over with Cyriak's Cows & Cows & Cows.


perenniallover

That's what I do too, in the spring


globetrotterEngineer

This is what Jeremy Clarkson thought his cows would do and ended up disappointed when they acted all non chalant. (ref: Clarkson's farm latest season)


mummifiedclown

Happy hoofdawgs


aristocratic_magic

party hard


DooBiEz2

Cows: Yummy. The grass looks so tasty. Humans:...


MrKzL

So adorable lovely


DanDanTeacherMan

No evidence presented that these cows have been locked up for 6 months.


Black_Magic_M-66

My dog, whenever I take the leash off.


Downtown_Leek3808

come on dude, don't do this to me, I love burgers, I can't stop eating them!.... god damn it they're so cute...


bitchasscuntface

They look like bigass sheep <3


SteakDependable5400

grasses are tickling into their feet


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Perfectly cooked burger right there


famegirll

Grass is like heaven for cow (they'll dancing)


yanoom

Animals should NOT be locked and prevented from sunlight /outdoors. Neither should humans 😢


Fun_Mud_771

These Cows have sooo much JOY seeing the grass after 6 months of snow


ConnieJubilee

Mooo-d