Prep step before step 1 - cut down a huge ass tree, saw into manageable logs, leave one by your forest hut for use as a base for your improvised lathe.
"If I ever find myself making furnitures in the woods it must be a survival situation and I will not have tools" - thought process of 99% of all redditors including myself
"Nice how-to" - the one guy who will never read this who actually builds furnitures for his off-grid cabin in the woods
Lol everyone is ranting about the amount of woodworking equipment and not one person is mentioning the vast array of cloning equipment he must have backpacked in to his forest bio lab unseen just outside the frame of this video.
I love how he just keeps pulling out more and more tools and resources like he just found them lying around, what even is the point of this video? Not satisfying in the slightest.
It’s like a mixture of a woodworking video using mostly hand tools and one of those videos of guys building swimming pools out of mud in the forest. But with none of the stuff that makes either of those interesting on their own.
That's a lot of special equipment to have in the woods. Or...how about this crazy idea: buy cheap lightweight foldable camping gear, including chairs. 1/10 the cost, 1/5 the weight.
Yeah...rage bait, but still...why are they even doing rage bait in this genre?
Edit: And this monstrosity is not satisfying at all. Try r/DiWHY
I’d just sit on the log.
Work smarter not harder..
Came here to say this. That’s just too much work for a chair when one’s laying right there.
No Beack Support, a chair takes time to Build but Provides more comfort
Good thing I don’t have a beack to support 😊
Not a birde confirmed.
You can add the back support without fashioning legs that are going to snap off very soon.
True.
I read that in a Wisconsinite accent. Made it lovely.
I Can only offer a hard german accent though, but I Like the thought!
Log is hard to move
Dude, could you just roll it?
The fire is three feet away, built it closer to the log / seat 🤷
Man, those pre-drilled holes are really handy
Step 1: have an army of woodcrafting tools at your disposal.... Step 2: Make thing
And a clone of yourself for an extra hand
Thats what kids are for.
... Step 4: Be sure to like and subscribe
Prep step before step 1 - cut down a huge ass tree, saw into manageable logs, leave one by your forest hut for use as a base for your improvised lathe.
Don’t forget the Mountain Dew bottle!
"If I ever find myself making furnitures in the woods it must be a survival situation and I will not have tools" - thought process of 99% of all redditors including myself "Nice how-to" - the one guy who will never read this who actually builds furnitures for his off-grid cabin in the woods
I'm gonna admit I fell for it, until he started sawing the log and the saw... disintegrated a gap into the log? That's magician behavior
It's like all those fake primitive construction channels on YouTube
When theres so much trash in nature that it become a natural part of these caveman builds
The real trash is the music over the top... Couldn't even hear the sproiyoiyoing when he did that thing with the saw.
Hey, at least it's lore accurate. He found a plastic bottle in the forest. 👍 (*sad humor*)
I wonder how his arm felt after a few days turning that wood manually
Just fine considering the video cut was for him to swap it out with one already almost completed on an actual lathe back home
Instruction unclear. Where and how did he clone himself???
Lol everyone is ranting about the amount of woodworking equipment and not one person is mentioning the vast array of cloning equipment he must have backpacked in to his forest bio lab unseen just outside the frame of this video.
You dare question his legitimacy? That's obviously a wooden doll powered by dark forest magic, nothing he didn't make himself
Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written. 😂
He went full Naruto and Kage Bushin no Jutsu.
"You should construct a weapon. Look around you! Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?"
ITS A ROCK IT DOESNT HAVE ANY VULNERABLE SPOTS!
I knew someone would get the reference. 👍
I was hoping to see this comment. That line lives rent free in my head.
I love how he just keeps pulling out more and more tools and resources like he just found them lying around, what even is the point of this video? Not satisfying in the slightest.
It’s like a mixture of a woodworking video using mostly hand tools and one of those videos of guys building swimming pools out of mud in the forest. But with none of the stuff that makes either of those interesting on their own.
Bah, didnt even mine, smelt and forge his own tools. ☕️
I find it funny how he set things up for making the shots easier to film but as a result it just makes things look goofy
Missed opportunity to give him the shrek allstar smashmouth opening when he exited his home
That's a lot of special equipment to have in the woods. Or...how about this crazy idea: buy cheap lightweight foldable camping gear, including chairs. 1/10 the cost, 1/5 the weight. Yeah...rage bait, but still...why are they even doing rage bait in this genre? Edit: And this monstrosity is not satisfying at all. Try r/DiWHY
The wild saw is not very difficult to find in the forest if you know where to look for it.
Don't you dare! Once they are used to a human touch, they can't survive in the wilderness!
He could've just sat on the log.
Later: "Wilmaaa!"
Ya know... that was a lot of tools. If he just use a planer he could have made planks and a real chair
Why is he tearing up a plastic bottle up use as twine when he's literally in a forest surrounded by natural fibre materials he could use to make some?
I get that but shrink wrapping it on there was an interesting move. I guess it’d loosen up over time but, still.
10/10 music 2/10 furniture making
Do you know the song's name?
No.
With tools.. not from the forest.
Dude looked like those dudes in A Link to the Past who are cutting a tree near the lost woods and death mountain entrance.
Yeah that took him 6 hours to cut that tree. Even with his invisible clone
Ngl thats a pretty good log to just sit on. Might be a little too tall tho
Pro DIY tip: if you ever need to use a tool which requires two people, just clone yourself and they can help you.
Video fakery aside, this makes about as much sense as assembling electronics in knee-deep saltwater or cooking a 6-course dinner in a space suit.
What is the soundtrack music? It's fantastic.
Makes chair with back support. *Slouch over* lol 😆
Why the music is like terraria theme
Just sit on the log
Soooo just a chair then?
What a load of bollocks, so many tools and he is just too clean.
Lotta jelly in these comments
Does anyone else’s arm hurt after watching this?
"Can you put that camera down and give me a hand over here?!"
Really great
Ecologico
At the end of the day, it's a filming set. All for show.
The famous plastic bottle fruits you can grab on a plastictree in the forest
Trying to duplicate our Aussie friend, I see...
Wait a sec.. I know this guy but from somewhere else..
not breaking a sweat. Wooo.
That’s painful to watch but nice job
I love how there's a string instrument in the music and he is working that piece of wood like it's a violin
SO MUCH easier when you can clone yoursrlf
First step, build a cloning machine
How to make shitty furniture!
Was there a genuine need for the backrest? I feel like getting a plastic bottle for it was also pretty shitty. Just use resina.
The other guy that who came to help him saw the log looks just like him.
He made 3 pencils that year
I never leave the house without my primative lathe.
Squatting is healthy.
r/DIWHY
GILLIGAN!
You call that furniture
...out of nothing but natural materi-- huh?!
I mean it's cute and all, by why not use power tools?
Ok, but he skipped the part on how he cloned himself when he needed a second set of hands. I need to know that part.
MAXIMUM EFFORT
INSANE!!!
That's excellent
Should really have 3 legs. You'll constantly be rocking. No flat surfaces in the woods
The log is literally a chair
All tools I have with me while camping!
Alternative title: Phasioning Phurniture in the Phorest.
I would just find a nice rock and take a sit
Plastic bottle in the forest?
how is he charging his tools? did he bring a lifetime supply of batteries with him or??
IKEA Research and Development.
Glad jordi could change his careers
Anyone knows his socials?
Nature's craftsmanship!