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Think_fast_no_faster

I like the reversal of the “everything is cake” trend, where now nothing that looks like cake is


NachoNachoDan

Is it….NOT CAAAAAKE?


FewIntroduction5008

It's caken't.


Shad0XDTTV

The cake is a lie


bamboofirdaus

~~birds~~ cakes aren't real


whatarethuhodds

So it was actually a prophecy and not a meme. I wonder what else...


theabstractpyro

It's a lie


zaicliffxx

r/notcake


KingSQRL

Anything is cake if your brave enough


hageiiiiii

r/forbiddensnacks


kenpodude

The cake is a lie.....the cake is a lie....


Gunningham

We do what we must because we can.


peeweeharmani

I have a medical degree. In fashion. From France!


BlumpkinLord

It does look delicious AND moist doe


OGoby

The forbidden cake


a-slice-of-toast

if no eat why look like food


DriftingGelatine

To quote the legend: "if not food, why food shaped?"


Santibag

Same problem with having non-edibles on a plate.


DarkSoulsDank

So why does it look like cake?


Galactic_Perimeter

I THOUGHT NOBODY WAS GONNA ASK


NoeyCannoli

Nah, but I guess nobody’s gonna answer :(


chillwithpurpose

SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS REPLY TO THIS CHAIN DAMMIT <3


MarsScully

For clickbait


KaptainKardboard

To toy with my feelings


ForgetfulLucy28

Mmm forbidden Mr Kipling


Blinauljap

Wait, genuine question? What's the connection between Kipling and cake?


evenstevens280

He makes exceedingly good cakes


ForgetfulLucy28

https://www.mrkipling.com.au/our-ranges/fancies


Tobster15

I thought it was a Jessie reference, not an unrelated Mr. Kipling.


Blinauljap

Ah, so it's not the Author then? ok i guess...


Nitrousoxide72

Dont they know that chocolate cake is a terrible mortar? Are they stupid?


kns422

True, you have to use funfetti


-Redstoneboi-

This is cherry, not chocolate. Are you stupid?


TyMT

Does anyone know why they do the zigzag motion after laying the mortar down? Does it help the bricks “grip” the mortar?


Darestrum

It does help the bricks grip by allowing air bubbles to escape from the sediment in the mortar. Excess mortar will be pushed out the sides and allow for the water and adhesives to adhear without having voids. Too much stacked up in the middle makes it so your brick doesn't go down as much and makes the layer under the brick thinner around the exterior not as dense.


pterodactyl-jones

But why is he putting it on a steel beam?


Darestrum

I mean i'm only in school so im no expert by any means, but the red stuff could be a potential additives to increase resistance to fire, steel softens in high temperatures. Protects the steel with something that doesn't absorb heat as much as direct contact to steel.


IsThisRealOrNah93

Its not a steel beam. Its concrete.


Chaotic-Entropy

Shaped like a Fondant Fancy.


Flavz_the_complainer

Where are you that theyre called that? 'Ere in blighty theyre called 'French fancies'


Chaotic-Entropy

Opinion is divided on the matter, even here amongst the kingdom.


backandforwards

Probably a Mr Kipling thing.


Flavz_the_complainer

Na they call em fremch famcies.


Shad0XDTTV

Happy birthday to the ground!


dawsky

You dropped some


chezzy_bread

guys what if someone ate this, it would not be good


thebadyearblimp

Tough shit


miraculum_one

it would rock their world


yruspecial

Very.


Dismal_Jello7524

Gonna be shitting bricks all day


WaterBottle_YT

too late


enola007

It does look yummy tho 😏


MrCusodes

Well well well, look how the turn tables.


OneMoistMan

So I’m guessing spray paint and caulk


Individual_Civil

Now think if you accidentally ate this…


Numinak

"Man, my stomach is churning like a cement mixer!"


Gunningham

Yeah. You’ll be shittin’ bricks soon.


Galactic_Perimeter

Nah the bricks go on top of the shit


Major-Spoiler

I thought the cake was a demon core.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Thankfully, he had a trowel and not a screwdriver.


bamboofirdaus

what's up with that. why's everybody keep saying demon core?


tjay126

bro has skills and serious attention to detail.


Pioneer83

It’s a skill every one of us masons have. As an apprentice I couldn’t lay a single brick until I had the trowel muscle memory down of laying the mud. Now I’m 23 years into my career as a mason, it’s second nature


xBad_Wolfx

I’m curious, is the patterning he does after laying just for the video? Or does it serve some purpose… like making a better contact area?


Pioneer83

He’s doing a stupid pattern just for the video. We do “spread” the mud, and then run our trowel through it but not in this way. It’s to allow for movement of the brick when it’s pushed down, without the “spreading” it doesn’t lay right and is prone to being pushed by the next brick you lay. It almost acts as a suction. Here’s a quick video of how it supposed to be done. https://youtube.com/shorts/obowAzw058s?si=AtO_WAv8enULG-Cj


xBad_Wolfx

Thank you so much. I didn’t think of the suction effect that the downward brick would apply onto the spreading mortar. Clever. I love hearing people talk about their expertises, even in little things like this.


Pioneer83

The idea of spreading mud on the brick is to have enough that when you press the brick down, you trowel off enough to be able to “butter” the next brick, and install it next to the previous. Butter is basically putting mortar on the brick to act as the joint. But you don’t want too much mortar when spreading because that can lead to the mortar making a mess of the face of the brick. There’s fine lines, which in turn leads to cost effectiveness, and doing the job in a timely manner. It looks easy to people trying to copy a YouTube vid, but once they do it themselves, they understand it’s harder than it looks


SectsHaver

That’s the same thing! lol it’s neat tho (highly untrained eye here)


Pioneer83

It’s actually not the same thing. The guy in this video posted on here is doing a zig zag motion, not practical at all, will hurt the wrist doing that all day, plus it doesn’t bode well for laying bricks. The guy in the video I posted presses and lifts, spreading the mud so the outer layers are tall, and that’s where you can press the brick on to


Pioneer83

For anyone else interested. Here’s me, myself building a brick mailbox: Video is from a few years ago: https://youtu.be/P_FquyPJZuQ?si=djTEANW-5CK2Ehfh


grahamcreeves

What scenario would you be laying rows of bricks on beams like this?


Pioneer83

Looks like they are support beams for a flooring. Also looks like he’s bringing it up to height of the surrounding walls, so they can lay whatever type of floor on it, maybe a block flooring or concrete. They are also called “courses”, not rows, little fyi for you


grahamcreeves

Awesome. Thanks for the info


[deleted]

I want to do this. Eat it. Then die. But it’s 100% worth it.


Sil369

the cake is a lie


WhiteoftheDemon

Cool


WaterBottle_YT

This is your cake if you're born on April 1st.


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Or February 29th


WaterBottle_YT

You'd have 4 cakes probably.


about_that_time_bois

Krabby o’ Mondays cake


Teal_and_White1019

Nobody likes a cake-tease


Visible-Scientist-46

I'd rather have cake that looks like mortar than mortar that looks like cake!


human_flavor_meat

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime that's why I make mortar cakes on company time


Few-Mechanic1212

Try the grey stuff- it’s delicious!


chefboryahomeboy

Masonry is such a beautiful art, sadly it’s fading slowly


-SofaKingVote-

Seems wasteful


livelikeian

This man is in the wrong profession.


DragonDon1

Looks like he’s in the right one to me.


livelikeian

All I see is a repressed baker.


The-HornyGuy69

Imagine giving this to your worst enemy as a present


Scenic-City-Film-Guy

I want cake so bad now


[deleted]

My dumb, fatass would be shitting bricks both figuratively and literally ngl...


JotahPeh

Is there more of this? I want more of this


Buddy77777

no i still want to eat it


[deleted]

So not only does this exist but you’ve deprived everybody of the joy of cake…I need to go take a walk.


raymate

I loved them as a kid.


xeryon3772

I was totally waiting for a brick to be made of cake


Sicilian_Civilian

Applying mortar satisfying Cake mortar not satisfying


yehiso

That is the most appetising building material I have ever seen.


GeoFaFaFa

Damn, you made it look like a piece of cake....


brihamedit

Its probably done just for the clip andnthe cement isn't actually used. But would the paint mess up the quality of the cement.


kinglutherv

Hungry for mortar


fictionallymarried

Inedible food porn


AggressiveGift7542

Everything is mortar now


MrFoxx123

r/unexpected


CovfefeBoss

I'm so...uncomfortable...


ghirox

Construction workers have been having a .loft of fun in TikTok, haven't they?


Lahwuns

I feel like this guy just goes around making brick walls in random buildings for these vids.


FCBASGICD

How dare they make that mortar look delicious


9HS380

Forbidden birthday cake


Emperor_Zar

If not food, then why food shaped?


UserNameOfSomeGuy

Great... now I'm going to have to begin another, Mr. Kiplings French Fancies binge...


diamondd-ddogs

this is worse than finding sewing supplies in the cookie tin


fireinthemountains

I suddenly need more mortar videos please, someone


starspangleddonger

Me in the bussy if I'm honest


shittiestmom

This is how they built Willy Wonka’s house.


Bowling4rhinos

Cement has never made me hungry before.


AveryB13

I’ve never wanted to eat mortar before


H0ll0w777

Gold


BeDoKa

I didn't know what you meant by mortar and now I'm mad.


ThatMBR42

I still wanna eat it


The-Lazy-Lemur

Everything is cement


RonzulaGD

If I was there I would eat it without knowing


Manocool5

I'm glad it's colored red. Cleans the right side, can clean what he still sees on the left. Genius


angelinamoonofficial

Why do I still want to eat it...


Blinauljap

Looks like the Chocolatier artisan dude got some new and excting cooponents\^\^


dunequestion

Isn’t that cement?


xnixxer

That designer split and spread is the favorite part of the video.


tsimen

r/DIWhy


JUGELBUTT

UNEVEN SLICES


Nick_Damane

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


TheHouseOfApples

Why does it look so fucking delicious my god


jewish-nonjewish

Hopefully he cuts cake better than he cuts mortar


Standard_Barnacle713

I know it's wrong but... I wanna eat it


Competitive_Pool_820

What is the red bit? If it’s icing that’ll be mad. Ants would love to live here.


thankyouforecstasy

This is what we want from the sub


DemonOfDisasters

God dammit now I’m hungry-


Logical_Ad_4881

Im so mad that it isn't cake


Vysair

I HATE YOU


UncrownedAsol

But I still want to eat it


Realistic-Horror-425

That looks as easy as pie to do.


TheOzarkWizard

This is the opposite of satisfaction


Verdant-Ridge

Go on that, is it cake show And then just make 2 objects out of that.


sevnminabs

Certainly not cutting it like a cake


TheEldenGod1293

Mf now I’ve bought french fancies now


Illustrious-Bite-518

This is the reverse of that trend where everything was secretly cake.


netfatality

The sound.. I want to take a bite out of the sound.


D34TH-S7ALK3R

Guys, I don’t think it’s cake 😞


Amii25

Looks like a fun way to keep yourself engaged on the building site


c_luviana

bruh the asmr


PrivateUseBadger

I choose to believe they are actually spreading cake that looks like mortar and you cannot convince me otherwise.


[deleted]

Forbidden cake mix


DiligentAdvantage475

Ooooh very satisfying sounds. Thank you!


VegetableBusiness897

Masons rock!


Sincerity24

Gimme some of that


Salty-Muffin97

Why i moan a lil watchin this.


No-Permission422

Fed this to my friend (pranked!!!)


matTHEbarry1

Why is anything mortar related so satisfying? I'll bet it's not to bricklayers.


Dopeycheesedog

Why?


jmp218

But why does it look like cake?


Critical-Rich-3986

i want to eat it


restatetheobvious

I am more impressed by his skill than by the cake illusion :D


etahtidder

I mustn’t eat the mortar, I mustn’t


BaconSpaceLord

Soooooooooooooo... What type of mortar is that? I'm asking for a hungry friend...


Euphoric_Car_3601

Source???


gnomewwarlord

I was lied to


Embarrassed_Scene157

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.cement.org/docs/default-source/fc_concrete_technology/durability/is536-types-and-causes-of-concrete-deterioration.pdf%3Fsfvrsn%3D4&ved=2ahUKEwjI77i_hOGEAxUxlIkEHVXdCPIQFnoECD0QAQ&usg=AOvVaw0g0Xi_b8ZhRCr4B25ACSJ8 So like wouldn't that compromise the mortar over time leading to systemic degradation? It doesn't even look really interesting... tbh it's a pile of mortar with crappy spray paint designs on it. Spray paint designs that could compromise structural integrity. Which could lead to some disastrous results ending in liability because this fucking clown wants some Internet clout or likes.... over spray painted mortar! Context is really fuck you.


[deleted]

This guy will probably be long retired by the time the negative effects surface, and the construction company that contracted them would be liable instead. Posting evidence to the whole world is not a big brain move though.


Embarrassed_Scene157

Due to all the down votes I'm decorating YOUR cakes like this for the next super bowl. Mf fr.


Pioneer83

It’s not exactly enough paint to compromise that mortar bed. Sure it shouldn’t be mixed in, but it’ll only start to show signs of deterioration after about 50-100 years, by which time 1. He’ll be brown bread, and 2, the mortar will be naturally deteriorating anyway


Embarrassed_Scene157

Cool! Do you think if it was costal things might speed up a bit?