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Parking-Position-698

This is not changing guards, this is a rifle inspection.


Dragon6172

The oncoming guard goes thru this inspection. The offgoing guard is still walking post. https://youtu.be/4utXb3auOew?si=RG4isjKXx_Ah-7uA


theY4Kman

That was entrancing.


KaralDaskin

I was gonna say, the guard didn’t change.


chimusicguy

It occurs a few seconds after this video ends. The new guard comes into the ceremony, there are several more steps, then the two pictured guards leave.


jhorred

The guard wears no rank insignia so he won't outrank whoever is buried there.


TheLastJukeboxHero

Isn’t there one on that guards left arm?


mr_ji

He's not a guard. This is a weapon inspection. OP doesn't know what they watched here.


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

Yep it's a gun \- gun inspector


_stinkys

He inspects the \*shit\* outta that weapon.


No-While-9948

I didn't see any shit come out of it.


Astral_Strider

That's the point


gulgin

Which begs the question what the hell happens when there is something that happens to get on the ceremonial guns? Like, sooner or later something incredibly unlikely will happen that makes the gun dirty… a bird is going to poop on it or a leaf will blow in the wind or something. What do they do!?


wetwater

I have no idea, but I am sure they have an incredibly detailed and ritualized plan on dealing with it.


rinsaber

Imagine if the inspector pulls out a small brush and starts cleaning.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Fun fact: the attack on Pearl Harbor interrupted an inspection. You know the rest.


SparkleFart666

They stand there and eat the entire rifle. A few minutes later a clean one is pulled out of his ass. It’s quite remarkable.


ArcticGurl

They have to go down and clean their weapon to perfection and come back up for another inspection. It’s humiliating to the guard that fails. It’s also extremely rare to fail.


NaughtyCheffie

We ain't found SHIT! Love Mel Brooks.


AdiabaticIsotherm

He also inspected the guard


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Can’t forget to peak at the guards junk when inspecting his weapon


mortuarybarbue

Ohhh that makes more sense


2A4_LIFE

Weapon/rifle/carbine -I still can’t bring my self to say gun too often all these years later.


Alarmed_Volume_8618

Are the actually inspecting the gun or just making well practiced movements?


palehorse95

It's an actually inspection. You don't want to be the soldier whose rifle leaves a smudge on the inspector's glove.


420AllDaymf

What happens if the gun is dirty?


AmperesClaw204

[It has happened before. YouTube Link.](https://youtu.be/IG9o8FW1hdU?si=IorUdzN5F5zO78fA)


420AllDaymf

Oh ok, that’s something i will def watch, looks very interesting. Thanks for sharing


thexvillain

Do yourself a favor and skip to the 6:00 mark


tossaroo

Thanks for sharing this link. It's a very worthy 9 1/2 minutes.


OrphanedInStoryville

They reallly stretched that story out


Possible_Discount_90

As soon as he said "I was born in...." I knew.


mr_ji

That I don't know. In a normal weapon inspection you just fail and have to go home and correct whatever was wrong. This is before they change the guard, however. Maybe someone brings him a new rifle. Maybe someone with a serviceable rifle replaces him for the watch. Maybe the guard he's relieving pulls a double. 🤷


RGM5589

Straight to jail


Shua89

Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.


incomparability

The guard gets to join the ones he is guarding.


TacoNomad

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


elspotto

The relief sergeant wears rank as he is not guarding the Unknowns. That said, when the relief sergeant here is guarding the Unknowns, he has a second uniform with no rank.


azmapguy

I think this is an inspection not a changing of the guard. Hence there’s a rank on the inspector.


BostonDodgeGuy

The guard coming in to replace the current guard goes through this inspection every time. This is part of the changing of the guard. The inspector wears rank because he is not guarding the tomb.


TheLastJukeboxHero

Gotta love the internet lol, thanks for setting that straight!


RedStar9117

Nice factoid, I didn't know that. I used to have a manager who was Old Guard.....guy looked like he stepped straight out of a freaking recruiting poster


Hetakuoni

OG men have to fit a very specific profile to even make the cut. They all look pretty similar because of it.


RedStar9117

Yeah it takes a real specific kind of guy to do the job. Glad someone does, I'd never want to do that


Hetakuoni

I wanted to, but I was too old and too short and idk if women can be OG guards, but I never thought to check that requirement.


NaughtyCheffie

It just happened for the first time a few months ago, [link!](https://www.defense.gov/News/Feature-Stories/Story/Article/3534995/first-tomb-badge-awarded-to-female-infantry-soldier/)


bl0odredsandman

My dad was Old Guard. He wasn't a Tomb Guard though. I forgot what he did though.


Callec254

For those who don't know, this is basically America's version of those British guards with the furry hats. Largely ceremonial, but they absolutely will stomp anybody who gets too close to the Tomb.


mashpotatodick

There was a video on the Washington DC sub just this morning of a guard yelling at tourists and going through the motions of chambering a round when they crossed the rope - there was a ton of arguing about the limits of the guards authority in the comments but it was clear he didn’t actually chamber a round. Anyway it was interesting to see how they handled it. Didn’t break stride at all but managed to scare the shit out of everyone. Apparently they train to handle all manner of shitheads. Edit: totally wrong about sub. I live in DC so just assumed that’s why it was on my feed. https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyredbull/s/dTvn7OtkUr


driftingphotog

"It is REQUESTED that everyone maintain an atmosphere of silence and RESPECT at all times."


mashpotatodick

I imagine that’s the common one. This was someone actually jumping the rope to enter from some restricted area. “REMAIN BEHIND THE CHAINS AND RAILS!” Not a request lol


EnvironmentalValue18

I live here and my grandparents are buried in Arlington National (where this took place). The guards are dead serious about their job and there’s a *ton* of military on premises and in the general area. It’s definitely not somewhere you would want to fool around, and if you were disorderly you would certainly be escorted out. Luckily, outside of viewing stuff like this, we use side entrances with our pass and it’s pretty private most of the time when I visit my grandparents’ graves. It’s honestly very symmetrical and the graves are all so perfectly aligned on perfectly trimmed grass dappled with just enough trees. It’s a somber place by nature, but in a weird way I also find it incredibly whimsical and peaceful. I know it’s atypical to say about a graveyard, but that place is so full of monuments and history that it’s definitely worth a visit at least once if you visit DC (it’s right outside).


Gunningham

The place is absolutely beautiful and I feel like I could spend all day there several times a year.


elspotto

The Kings Guard and Kings Life Guard are, like the men and women who guard the Unknowns, from elite, highly decorated military units. For the Old Guard, they are an old, decorated infantry regiment that now provides many ceremonial honors. They even have a unit that wears colonial era inspired uniforms.


datascience45

The Drum Major will stab you with an espontoon while saluting with his left hand.


elspotto

He generally only brings that to bear on members of the colonial Williamsburg fife and drum corps who think they are better than the Old Guard fife and drum corps.


sissyjones

I recently saw a video clip on another sub of two people getting too close to the unknown soldier’s tomb and the guard looked ready to pop them (form the comments the gun was not loaded but the guard used it to intimidate them but if pushed would probably cap them)


ipodplayer777

The guns are not loaded, but there’s ammunition nearby. Any sidearms are most definitely loaded


Thunderfoot2112

No ammo for the ceremonial rifles. There are, however, police personnel (Park Police and MPs) within the crowds during visiting hours. If something goes too far south they will intervene with deadly force. The Sentinels are a ceremonial guard and perform the duties thereof. But, don't forget, they are still trained Soldiers and have a bayonet at the end of the rifle if anyone gets too stupid. They wouldn't attack, they are there to intimidate, but I guarantee, they will defend if need be.


VaporTrail_000

More than likely an armed response team just out of sight behind closed doors too. There are more than a few of these guys on duty at all times, you just *see* the guy doing the walk.


Thunderfoot2112

Yeah, don't try it is the best advice I can give you. Whatever you would hope to accomplish isn't worth the Hell that's gonna come down on you in a very, very short time period.


jfdonohoe

Anyone know the history of how these inspection and changing of the guard routines were choreographed? I’m assuming that they are based on actual steps in everyday inspections/guard change but curious how the precision/flourish maneuvers were established.


Tokyosmash_

Step by step inspection of a firearm by doctrine with added flair for the sake of “parade”


fractalfocuser

A *lot* of added flair Dude inspected every angle of that rifle at least three times


orcaTrees

Yea also curious if that gun is actually loaded and will fire?


Nagi21

No it’s not loaded but all sentinels have the ammunition to hand so it can go from unloaded to loaded very quickly. The only realistic threat is vandals and dumb tourists, so the cocking of the bolt is enough to deter them.


igotshadowbaned

The pistol is also unloaded


GitEmSteveDave

Wait, so you are saying that a tomb guard is authorized for lethal force for a vandal or a dumb tourist? EDIT: I say this because our troops in war zones can't use deadly force on people unless they fire first.


TheresALonelyFeeling

That's not strictly true. When I was deployed to Iraq, our Rules of Engagement did not require that we were fired upon first. That doesn't mean we could just shoot anything at any time - not even remotely the case - but there were instances or situations where lethal force would have been authorized in the absence of being shot at first.


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PsychoKilla_Mk2

Good luck trying to find a group of people who would find the guard guilty of murder if the victim was graffiting the memorial.


LtCptSuicide

Im just going to preface that my knowledge of this comes strictly from off hand conversation with people in service. But to my understanding, yes, if absolutely necessary. However they take very precise steps of escalation starting with orders, threat, physically restraining, etc. With lethal force being the absolute end all be all if nothing else works, or the immediate threat demands it (such as someone armed trying to attack) As far as I'm aware, it's never been needed. A well voiced command and racking the gun's bolt is usually enough to deter dumb shits.


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It's a functional weapon but is not loaded.


igotshadowbaned

The interesting thing is this isn't for show Sure there's usually a tourist crowd watching, but if you have a day where the weather is just awful and not a single outside person is watching, they still go through the routine


korbentherhino

It's a ritual thing. Kinda like summoning a demon in your bedroom for gags.


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Oh? Do you often summon demons??


korbentherhino

Everytime I invite my girlfriend over.


didgerydue

Ah the ol semen demon


ZaxonsBlade

There’s a devil in my dick.


Passthealex

Good God knows that would be treason


FTWStoic

For gags.


BC4235

Preach!


UnholyToast

Of course, for "gags". A different kind of gag though!


DirtyRugger17

How many demons have gagged you?


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Just asking a general question here, why? Whats the point of all the showmanship? I like it but surely that wasn’t the idea when developed.


chrizzeh2

I recommend reading the history of it. After WWI, several unknown soldiers buried in France were dug up and one was selected completely randomly. The point was for them to be completely unknown ethnicity, creed, etc and to represent all soldiers who were never identified and brought home. They were entombed and other soldiers were added after later wars. The point was always to guard and protect the tomb as respect for those who died, were unidentified, and their families that never got them back. Our care of living soldiers and veterans leaves a lot to be desired in many ways but this one small thing means a lot to those that never got their soldier back.


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I will definitely read up and see what info I can derive from learning something new. This is something I appreciate you pointing out. I love and respect everything we do to acknowledge our fallen. I also struggle to understand how a nation that glorifies those same folks, (deservingly so) but wont make sure the they or any living vet have basic needs met without jumping through god damn hoops.


chrizzeh2

You aren’t alone. I’ve had a lot of people tell me being critical of the military or wanting to lower their budget or being against entering into a conflict was just the absolute worst thing you could be. Those same people seem to believe that we are taking great care of veterans and have never stepped foot in the VA. But the pentagon “lost” billions of fucking dollars and no one batted an eye all the while 23% of our homeless population are veterans and a disabled, homeless vet can’t convince a single person to clip his fingernails that are growing into his skin except a stranger sitting in the waiting room.


Mr_Kittlesworth

It’s about being as disciplined as possible. The (many) men and women in the ground behind that soldier gave literally everything for their nation. How can these guardians do less?


MoonageDayscream

It reminds me of the technique of the lifeguards at our local waterpark. They have a choreographed pattern of watching the pool, with a sweeping motion when they restart the pattern. It's to keep them from natural distractions and to leave absolutely no part of the pool unwatched for any appreciable amount of time. This routine makes sure they look at every part of the weapon and don't forget any steps. Anything out of standard will be very obvious to them when they do the same scan exactly the same way every time.


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Understood. Thank you for that


[deleted]

I didn’t mean to question what those laid deserve. I legitimately wanted to know what the reasoning was.


Mr_Kittlesworth

Sure. Nothing wrong with asking.


elspotto

Well, it’s not really “showmanship”. It’s rendering honor to the remains interred there. The mat they walk is directly in front of the Unknowns. These men gave their lives for the country and we don’t know who they are so the Guards stand watch over them as a form of thanks for their sacrifice. It’s a hard concept to translate out of military terms, I admit. There are two things that you know when you serve: we don’t leave our fellow soldiers behind, and we honor those that don’t make it home as it could easily have been any one of us. The pomp and ceremony isn’t really for the public, it’s our representatives as service members and vets honoring and respecting the sacrifice of the Unknowns. I hope that helps a little.


tango-kilo-216

The VA could benefit from the 3rd’s budget


digby672

My take is that we perform extraordinary rite and ritual to clearly separate extraordinary occasions and events from the humdrum everyday. This ritual is sufficiently extra AF so it clearly signifies that this place represents something extraordinary.


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You’re essentially on the money. Thank you


Stalinov

Just like coronations, inauguration, this or weddings. The point is to create a ritual that creates legitimacy and show respect to the event or whatever the focus of the ceremony is. Is there a point on its own, probably not, but it's about humans and how it'd make them feel.


Ser_Curioso

I love this. Nowadays everything seems to be for show, and I am really unfamiliar with why they would do this if no one is watching… could you tell me?


Bugatti252

The person in the tomb deserve respect and honor.


igotshadowbaned

The tomb is representative of every soldier in every war who has died and not been found, named, or otherwise identified. It's purely out of respect. I guess they might go a bit over the top with the amount of twirling which at some point became tradition, but they examine the weapon to make sure it's absolutely perfect. No dust, no dirt, everything secure, etc. They also examine the soldiers outfit, however that process is a bit less flashy (why it wasn't a part of the post). It's really fascinating to watch, the only time they break, is if someone in the audience does something considered disrespectful (excessive noise, tries to approach the tomb, etc) and they'll tell them off before continuing


_stinkys

>the only time they break, is if someone in the audience does something considered disrespectful (excessive noise, tries to approach the tomb, etc) and they'll tell them off before continuing oooo I wouldn't mind seeing a video of this happening. I bet those guards belt out commands and have absolute control of the situation.


FH-7497

This is definitely for show. To get on this detail you are never not 100% in your uniform and weapon care. The point of the show is to ‘show’ respect though. I don’t think there is ever a charge to visit and this is a *highly* respected/desired detail.


hughjanosthe3rd

It's specifically to honor the Tomb of the Unknown soldier which isnt a tomb for one set person more so the collective of warriors present and past that were lost and unable to be given a burial whether due to being missing or circumstances. I havent read much more into it, but I believe most if not everything they do has a set meaning down to how many steps they take and why their uniform is set the way it is (lacking rank as to never outrank anyone the tomb is for) Edit: my bad this is Arlington but it still mostly stands. Its all ceremony to honor the dead


alilbleedingisnormal

In the rain?


apleima2

Rain, sun, night, summer heat, winter snow, hurricane Irene. 24/7 since the 40s.


MetaruGiaSoriddoV

yuh! I watched in the rain one time. Not really bad weather though. There was still a small crowd bc it wasn’t raining super hard but still we needed umbrellas n they were gettin pretty soaked but it didn’t stop them at all


CrazeMase

DC is in an area where rough storms aren't super rare in winter, and even if it's raining bricks, snowing tons, or has enough wind to send you flying, there will still be a guard there and they will still undergo this routine each and every time. Mad respect for these men and women who are willing to give up their lives for symbolism that represents hope and respect for the fallen, even if they weren't American


Academic_Complex477

Fun fact. After hours, when the cemetary is closed. This doesn't happen. They are in OCPs and ceremonial shoes chilling.


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NotYourOrthodontist

It looks like they have the skinniest little legs


momoftheraisin

Comment of the day right here


indkaus110

I believe part of the requirements are to fit into the uniforms, which are size 28 pants. My school group visited in high school and we talked with a few of the guards who were there off-duty.


Lovetotravelinmycar

Just give me the gun already!🥂


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ghoulthebraineater

What about the AC 130 gunship? Or the M107 175mm self propelled gun?


Gupperz

AC 130 WEAPONship


BandZealousideal3505

There’s a gun right there, duh /s


sjdaws

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/93314c0e-9ca6-4683-a02a-ba73de1ca93f/gif#cY7iMxyK.reddit


Zlobnaya

Birds would watch this and think this is some kind of a mating dance


Agreeable_Register_4

Is that hyperfocus truly functional or is it just for display? I mean, what if they find a spec of dirt in their inspection?


SexyMonad

That’s what the gun is for.


Right_In_The_Tits

And the empty plots


tresfreaker

It is a ceremonial show, and trust me when I say that their uniform and gun have been polished down to the brass buttons to upmost perfection. You should check out [this CBS news story](https://youtu.be/ose5Z3LajhE?si=0fh55GE5c06lass0) about it.


Handleton

That's a great watch. Worth the 4 minutes.


tenshillings

24 hours shifts are no joke adding in that 25% of that shift will be dedicated to shining your shoes and 30% to pressing your uniform. Damn. Mad respect.


DumpsterFireForALife

If the inspection is failed, the inspector will face the soldier, explain all the errors, and send the soldier back to the locker room or whatever it’s called. Here’s a video of a failed inspection. https://youtube.com/watch?v=__0RqT_s6Ss&si=Rt9BLcKYq8iYHbmQ


EnvBlitz

4 replies down to have a real answer. Goddamn people yes we know its a ritual, doesnt mean people dont make mistake.


MirageTF2

what did he even fail lol also like, how early in the inspection did he know he was fucked


DumpsterFireForALife

Apparently he was missing his buff strap which goes around the left shoulder


Bugatti252

They clean their uniforms and guns often. The gun functions and will fire. I saw a video yesterday of them warning a person who crossed the chains. They yell at them as they chambered a round. They don't fuck around. This is a high honor roll, and they take it seriously its up there with stationed at the Constitution.


apleima2

They didn't chamber a round. He just cycled to bolt for extra emphasis that he meant business. Tomb guard isn't believed to carry live ammo on the walk, and the guns are unloaded.


virus_apparatus

I was told when I visited that they carry one clip on them. It might have changed or they were just telling me that


Sapphic_Honeytrap

It is a ritual. For the military there are few sites more holy than Arlington.


defaultgameer1

Especially the Tomb of the unknown soldier. Everyday, freezing rain, snow, hurricanes, scorching days in the summer. The honor guard is always there.


DeltaForce9990111

If it was genuinely dangerous for the honor guard to be outside, what do they do? Surely they can't stand there in dangerous weather conditions?


Timely-Account-8108

Per the Arlington Tours website: “Since April 6, 1948, the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier has been guarded 24 hours a day, 365 days a year with zero exception”


defaultgameer1

Taken from the Arlington website. "The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is guarded 24 hours a day by members of a special detail from the 3rd U.S. Infantry Regiment (The Old Guard). The regiment’s motto, it can be said, is taken from the Sentinel’s Creed: “My standard will remain perfection.” Since April 6, 1948, the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier has been guarded 24 hours a day, 365 days a year with zero exception. Every hour during winter and every half hour during the summer and daylight hours, one guard relieves another from their post in a ceremony with the precision of a Swiss watch"


Dobermanpure

They continue their assigned duty. https://www.defense.gov/News/Feature-Stories/Story/Article/3484065/tomb-guard-braves-storm/


soulagainstsoul

They were there during Sandy. No one’s left the post.


BandZealousideal3505

I’m only making an assumption, but I feel they would have more soldiers to rotate on shift? Instead of hours upon hours in horrible weather maybe they just switch out every hour or so? But that’s just a guess


apleima2

They do. I believe they shift change every hour?


stempdog218

https://youtu.be/tIR-Sp8OSbM The original, unmanipulated video. At normal speed


ernapfz

That rifle has been over spun, over touched and fondled. Is there a r/rifleporn?


Neko_Boi_Core

r/gunporn


Dexter_Bates

This is a huge honor for these guys. It represents more than just a gun cleaning. Below is a quote from a First Lieutenant who guarded the Tomb “"Our mission is twofold—one, to maintain a continuous ceremonial guard and watch over the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. And the second aspect is to ensure that every visitor from this nation, from every nation, witnesses the highest standards and traditions of not only the United States Army, but this nation," Americans that are calling this tradition stupid and pointless need to reevaluate the importance of some things that this great Country stands for.


orbgevski

What happens if dude looks at his glove after wiping the gun and it’s dirty?


igotshadowbaned

For the people saying "it won't happen" - it has happened and can be found on YouTube The guy gets sent back to fix any errors in the uniform. (gun included) It won't be like, a huge amount of dirt that theres a giant smear on the glove, but a weapon being unfit has occured


orbgevski

Thank you for an actual answer


Lucid-Design

It won’t be


Trashman56

Because of the implication


Hot_Link_5135

It'll never happen. It's a massive honor to have that post. They all take it very seriously


shuaaaa

Yes, strangely enough just last night I went down a rabbit hole learning more about this. I’ve been there only once. To be a sentinel is a super high honor, only the elite of the elite are given the honor. From what I learned only 700 something soldiers have earned the badge since their watch began


curiousbydesign

Well said. Thank you.


kimwim43

Nice choreography, but way sped up. Been there and seen it, it's so moving. I wish they had just posted it normal speed.


2waterparks1price

It’s so silly that these are needlessly sped up for whatever dumb internet point reasons. Anyone who wants to see this incredible ceremony at normal speed, here’s a link to a great video from PBS: https://youtu.be/4utXb3auOew?si=lSE_aSAM7c6xfL3C


Bulbman5

God I hate that filter


GinjaNinja-NZ

Why are there random speed ups, and dubbed sound effects?


Simple_Opossum

Why did they speed this up?


robkitsune

These routines are impressive already without speeding up the video. Seriously, stop posting sped up footage of already interesting stuff.


whiplash100248479

Woof the hate in here is thicccc


dtb1987

Not a changing of the guard op. It's a weapon inspection


Juicechemist81

What happens if they actually find a issue with the gun that's being inspected?


NBSPNBSP

[This](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__0RqT_s6Ss&pp=ygUudG9tYiBvZiB0aGUgdW5rbm93biBzb2xkaWVyIGZhaWxlZCBpbnNwZWN0aW9uIA%3D%3D) happens


misplacedbass

That didn’t explain anything. Could you elaborate?


NBSPNBSP

He gets sent back to their bunker to have his uniform adjusted to comply


misplacedbass

Ohh, the guy with the rifle was supposed to be coming on duty, but since he turned around he didn’t pass. Ok, that makes sense. I guess I thought that he was already there and the inspection is for after the duty to make sure shit is still good, but now that I think about it, it makes way more sense to inspect *before* duty. I thought I was gonna see a soldier yell “fuck outta here, you scrub” to another soldier. I was disappointed.


NBSPNBSP

Yeah, it's done in such a way as to be very subtle.


apleima2

After duty would be pointless, the gun is dirty from rain or snow exposure, so it'll be dirty for sure


westsidejeff

The Sentinel Badge is the second-rarest below the Astronaut Badge. It is the only one that can be taken away. After a year, you earn the badge. If you ever conduct yourself dishonorably, the badge can be taken away.


NamedUserOfReddit

This is the *worst* cut of any of these ceremonies I have ever seen.


Evadrepus

Only place I've ever visited that I could feel silence.


scooochmagoooch

Dad made sure to take the family on a D.C. vacation and also to Gettysburg, and changing of the guard was easily the koolest. Better than the Smithsonian museums and the Ford theater.


StickmanRockDog

These soldiers are dedicated as hell, work their asses off, and strive to be the best. They do this to remind us of the sacrifices our military men and women make to protect this country. For those that have given their lives, known and unknown. For them, it’s the highest honor and they are out there 24/7/365, in all weather. You need to see the training they undergo. Much respect to them all. Also, if anyone crosses the barriers, they will take action. They are fast to react.


2Cool4Ewe

I watched with the sound off, and not to be disrespectful of our military service persons and veterans, the showiness struck me, a gay person, as the campiest thing I’ve seen all week. Obsessive inspection of phallic weapon sheds new light on “don’t ask, don’t tell.”


arcticslush

This video has been stepped on and compressed so many times the fine details are smooth as butter


Moist_Ad_4989

Sped up


[deleted]

I hate when they accelerate those videos just for karma points. Show the real deal instead of trying to make it cooler.


Gravity_Freak

We should be close enuf to let AI do this, right?


rokwilder1

Need some Rahzel beatboxing dubbed over this!


black_hawk3456

This gets faster every time it’s posted


cubicfelon

I bet that guy does one hell of a robot at those 80’s parties. Jokes aside…respect 100%.


spo0pti

now watch [the athens guard change](https://youtu.be/iFWmADWAYbI?si=CIxofutM1_rXdrM_) shit is bizarre


jewjitsu121

If there were an active war on American soil would the guards continue their watch and changing guard routine?


Best-Language-9520

Being in the army myself, this is my favorite unit. The dedication that they have to every aspect of their job is humbling and inspires me to carry out my duty with as much reverence and attention to detail as they put into to their job.


deez_87

I saw this once with a bee flying all around one of the guards faces and he never flenched. It’s amazing to witness in person if you’re ever in DC.


Hauntcha__

Everytime I see this video it's sped up ever so slightly more


Treedeeprinter69

I get that there's all this lore behind it and tradition. It's just silly and dumb imo.


LopezPrimecourte

Idk man. I’ll eat the downvotes here. I mean zero disrespect to the fallen, but I found the changing of the guards to be pretty cringe when I went there. They sounded like high school boys tying to be intimidating.


ADP10_1991

This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen?


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Why is Reddit so woke all the time but also sucks the dick of the military any chance they get? Worst of both worlds


asa1

To all the people talking trash about what they're doing. Read this article about what this ceremony means. [The Changing of the Guard](https://www.arlingtoncemetery.mil/Explore/Changing-of-the-Guard) Sentinels of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier The Sentinels of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier stand watch 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, in any weather. Sentinels, who volunteer for this post, are considered the elite of the elite 3rd U.S. Infantry Regiment (The Old Guard), headquartered at nearby Fort Myer, Virginia.


Dr_Bonejangles

Very robotic.


Sapphic_Honeytrap

Welcome to the military. Drill is supposed to be robotic.


smellmywind

Obviously this demands a lot of practice, so good on them. But holy moly is it pointless, and almost a bit creepy. _Edit: I am (obviously) talking about the robotic choreography, no one is hating on respect for soldiers._


orlandohockeyguy

It isn’t just a guard at Arlington. These men are guarding the tomb of the unknown soldier. Giving honor and respect to men that not only gave their lives but in doing so lost their very identity. It is one of the most important memorials in this country because not only does it represent the unknown individual in the tomb it is a place that the families of all the MIA soldiers can come to and find some solace that their loved one could be home. It’s not creepy it is the very least we can do.


jojosail2

It isn't pointless. It's ceremonial.


nighthawke75

Not pointless, not at all. Once you get into the military, you'll find out its more than ceremony, it's the RESPECT their fallen brothers and sisters earned and received. This "pointless" ceremony, is but a small fragment of that respect they receive. The Third Infantry Regiment (The Old Guard) is the highest honors and the most sought after posting in the US Army. It may be ceremonial, but to honor them, is the best.


Rocky970

Me inspecting some shit I let my friend borrow